Have you registered a Muslim today?

1.A number of the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr working hand in hand with Vladimir Putin managed to hack into the Trump campaign files and we found the questionnaire Israel is putting together for Muslim registry 2.0. We downloaded the file, changed some of the answers, added a question or two, uploaded it to the same place and replaced the old file. The new version is below for you to go ahead and fill out.  You can then just send it to the Israeli embassy in Washington, DC, or you can wait and send it to the “American” embassy in Jersualem c/o David Friedman.

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                وزارة التربية والتعذيب

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Muslim Registration Form

Part 1: Basic information.  We already have the info for items 1-10 but this is to make sure we we are monitoring all of your communications.

1. Full Name 

2. Abu Name

3. Umm Name

4. Social Security Numbers you use to conceal your real identity. 

5. Addresses

6. Home Phone

7. Work Phone

8. Cell Phones (we know you have several)

9. Please list all email addresses so we can compare them with the ones we are already monitoring. 

10. List all social media accounts in case we’ve missed one. 

Muslamic Stuff:

11. Which terrorist country are you from?

12. To which terrorist country would you like to be deported?

13. If we send you to Gitmo, will you go on a hunger strike? (Circle the correct answer.)

A. Yes

B. Yes.

14. Your Madhhab. Circle all that apply.

A. Hanbali

B.Shafi’i

C. Yerushalmi

D. Maliki

E. Hanafi

F. Ja’fari,

G. Mantiqi (better not circle that one)

H. Ismaili

I. Zaydi

J. Jonathan Browni

K.Ibadhi

L. Zahiri

M. Sahyouni

N. Nasrallahi

O.Wahhabi

P. Putini

Q.CIAi

R. Rafidi

S.SHASi,

T. Takfiri (no need to circle this one if you circled item O above.)

U. Nawasibi

V. Madhhab? I don’t need no stinkin madhhab.

15. Do you believe in school prayer? Circle the correct answer.

A. Yes.

B. No. But we now really need to pray for our schools.

C. No. But Christian fundies will install it anyway.

D. Yes and Christian fundies will install it for us.

16. Do you advocate Jihad? (Circle the best answer.)

ِA. Yes

B. No, but I do know how to pronounce it.

17. Do you like Israel? (Note to Shas Party members, circle the best answer.)

A. No.

B. Hell no.

C. Fuck no.

D. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

E. Fuck no.

F. If you circle this one you don’t have to circle “fuck no” twice.

18. Do you know the difference between the Koran and the Hadith?

A. No. Do you?

B. It is spelled Qur’an you assholes.

C. No, but I’m going to read “Misquoting Muhammad” and then I’ll know.  Why don’t you read it too, you bigoted lying bastards?

19. Have you ever received CIA funding to conduct terrorist operations abroad?

A. Yes.

B. Yes, but I used the money to pay my student loans.

20. Are you involved in a stealth campaign to impose Shari’ah Law in the United States?  Or is it Shakira Law?  Anyway, circle the best answer.

A. No.

B. Yes, if you mean Shakira Law.

21. Do you believe in a one-state or a two-state solution?

A. No.

22. Why does the Kooooran talk about Hizballah in Surah 5 verse 56?

A. I hope that whenever CIA-supported AQ leader Zawahiri quotes that verse, which he does all the time but I digress, that he is tortured by the fact that Hizballah has been so successful.

B. You people are so fucking stupid it really is hard to believe.

C. A and B.

23. Has the FBI ever attempted to entrap you in a fake Jihadi sting?

A. No. I am not mentally retarded or insane or so desperately poor or any combination of the three to fall for that shit.

B. Yes. See item A above.  Sorry. At least I voted for Trump.

24. If you circled A or C (or both) in item 18 above, please explain why you think Zawahiri is CIA- supported. Circle all that apply.

A. He is an asshole.

B. If Hersh was right about bin Laden, how do I know that Zawahiri is not in a similar situation?

C. Look at all the fucking weeping and gnashing of teeth about east Aleppo in the media and in the US government because AQ got its ass kicked by the Russians, the Syrians, the Iranians, and Hizballah.  Did I mention Qur’an 5:56?  Hahahahaha.

D. Even Hillary knows what’s going on. Just read the Podesta emails that the Russians did not give to Wikileaks.

25. Hillary or Trump?

A. Hillary

B. Trump

C. Haifa Wehbe

2. Friedman and Greenblatt’s position paper on Israel.  To buy this horrible thing you have to completely close your eyes to reality.

Just one highlight.  Note to Shas party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Ibn Mulaikah.

“The U.S. should view the effort to boycott, divest from, and sanction (BDS) Israel as inherently anti-Semitic and take strong measures, both diplomatic and legislative, to thwart actions that are intended to limit commercial relations with Israel, or persons or entities doing business in Israeli areas, in a discriminatory manner. The BDS movement is just another attempt by the Palestinians to avoid having to commit to a peaceful co-existence with Israel. The false notion that Israel is an occupier should be rejected.

3. Well it’s video time. Not sure what to do here.  How about 3 minutes and 22 seconds of insanity from a Navy Seal turned Tea Party speaker about the Communist and Muslim menace? It is one of the more disgusting things I’ve seen and unfortunately due to the nature of the blogging I have to see lots of disgusting things.  Tell you what, I’ll just give you the link to the Loon Watch article about this guy and that article also has the video and you can watch it if you want to make yourself sick.

http://www.loonwatch.com/2014/01/former-navy-seal-ben-smith-obama-is-a-muslim-drops-quran-to-the-ground/

Hmmmm. I can hear you all saying “Mantiq, that was disgusting, please give us something uplifting and do it fast.”

Okay.  Each year at this time I link to this video. Even if you have seen it before, you will enjoy it. The music is lovely too. I also love the default start frame of this video. Reminds me of two who are very dear, but I digress.

 

 

 

It’s Going To Get Much Worse . . .

 

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“This study is the result of months of analysis, discussion and drafting by a group of top security policy experts concerned with the preeminent totalitarian threat of our time: the legal-political-military doctrine known within Islam as shariah.”

1. Former CIA director, eternal Israel-firster, hater of Muslims, co-author of the document from which the quote above comes, and naturally a Donald Trump advisor, James Woosely, was interviewed on CBC yesterday.  The very first thing he said was that the US needs to get back to sucking up to Israel – as if that had actually been stopped in any real way.  (Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Jesus Christ.) 

Carol Off: What might you recommend to Mr. Trump to take on as a priority?

James Woolsey: Well, I think one of the first priorities is to get straight who our friends and our adversaries are. And I think President Obama got that mixed up.

I think it’s important, for example, to let the world know that Israel is our friend and Iran is not a country that we have a nice, sound nuclear agreement with.

It’s a country which we have signed, in my opinion, the worst international accord the United States has ever signed and Iran will be a nuclear power within a relatively few years and we’re going to have to figure out how to deal with that.

Yup, Israel is his first priority.  Jesus Christ. Oops sorry Jesus.  

Now I can hear you all saying – “Hey there Mantiq, he didn’t say that Trump would cancel the agreement with Iran, so isn’t that good?”

Who the fuck knows.  He did add in the interview that “This agreement has to go.”  I’m sure you will also find the following quote from him about Iran utterly reassuring. 

CO: So if you’re shaking that foreign policy stick, in which directions and which countries might you think Mr. Trump should shake it?

JW: Iran needs to be kept from being the world’s leading terrorist state. We need to move them back several places in that ranking by undermining their terrorist affiliations and actions and financing and all the rest and some of that can be done overtly and some of it needs to be done covertly. I think Iran is one of the greatest dangers to world peace.

The US is bombing seven countries at present and Iran is the greatest threat to world peace? Carol Off should have just fucking hung up the phone. But I digress.

Keep in mind that this person has co-authored a book with the utterly ridiculous title of  “Shariah: The Threat to America” which even the FBI thinks is bullshit

Actually it isn’t a book.  It is a “report” written by, and I am not making this up:

“Team B II” of the right-wing conspiracy oriented Center for Security Policy.  The members of the team read like a list of who’s who in the land of Muslim hating.  Here are some of the members of Team B II.

Jerry Boykin 

Stephen Coughlin

Frank Gaffney

John Guandolo

David Yershalmi

Plus many more utter nut cases.

Will Woosely be but in a position to persecute Muslims in the Trump administration (and I use the term administration quite loosely)?

CO: Would you accept a position if he offered as the national security adviser?

JW: This is an extremely important set of jobs. And I’m not going to get in here and campaign for one. But anybody who is offered something along the lines of one of the two or four top jobs in the government dealing with foreign policy and national security, would have to be honoured.

So this war mongering Israel-firster could become the National Security Advisor.  Mike Flynn, a sitting board member of the astonishingly bigoted Act for America outfit might also be in the new administration.  This article mentions he could become Defense Secretary or the National Security Advisor.  I’m sure he and Woosely would be delighted to work together. The same report mentions that Reince Priebus could have a job in that administration.  Here is Priebus demonstrating his allegiance to Israel. 

“The truth is, America’s security interests are intertwined with Israel’s, and when President Obama does a disservice to Israel, he does a disservice to our country as well.”

It is going to get much worse, with Zionism it always does. 

2. Well it’s video time.  Here is a very recent message from Trump to Israel.  Note to Shas Party members, not only is it short you will like it very much. Very much. 

BDS: “Another Branch of Terrorism”

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1. Well you can’t. make this shit up.

“”We’re very proud to invite U.N. peacekeeping forces to Israel, where they can learn from the world’s top professionals on the unique methods Israel uses to deal with cases involving emergency medicine on the ground,” Israeli envoy to the U.N. says.”

Maybe the Israelis will teach them how to do this:

Pretty inspiring.

2.  In the “This is getting old” department, Israeli Justice Minister – ooops, hold on for a second while I laugh my ass off.  . . . .

Thank you.  Anyway, Israeli Justice Minister – oh fuck I can’t stop giggling.

Let me try again.  Israeli Justice Minister, Ayelet Shaked, is freaking out (again) about BDS claiming that BDS is “deeply rooted in the classical anti-Semitism that has spread throughout Europe over the past few hundred years.”   Yup, good old anti-semitism. It has a lot of uses.  You can probably buy bottles of it at Amazon.com and spray it on anyone you don’t like.

What bullshit. Of course this is the same sort of Zionist bullshit that is turning the Center for American Progress into the Center for Zionist Progress, something we’ll get to in a minute.

She tells us that the true goal of BDS is “”wiping the Jewish nation off the face of the Earth.”

In the second article linked to above she says that BDS is “terrorism.”

““The BDS is illegitimate. I define it thus: BDS is another branch of terrorism in the modern age.”

Here is Israel’s Justice Minister advocating gross violation of international law by devising a way to declare Israel’s illegal West Bank settlements to be legal.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4682628,00.html

Note also the racist name of her party:  “Jewish Home.”  If Trump were to come up with his own party and call it “White Home” what the hell do you think would happen.

Here you can read her call for genocide against the Palestinians.  She published it on her FB page in Hebrew. (And deleted it.)  The document she posted was authored by a leader of the settler movement, Uri Elitzer.

This is why BDS is important.

3. And now we come to Hillary whose advisors include John Podesta, the founder of the Center for American Progress, and Neera Tanden, the current president of CAP.  Neera does not seem to be all that impressed with Israel, which is interesting.  In fact, let me digress on this just a bit.

Back in March of 2015 Tanden told Podesta that she found Israel to be “depressing.”  And of course Trump made the most of this on Twitter.

But this did not stop her from inviting Benjamin Netanyahu to a love fest at CAP that took place on November 10th 2015.  It was a love fest that created even more strife within CAP’s staff, already shaken by the loss of good people due to pressure from Israel supporters.  Her “conversation” with Netanyahu is described below by James North and Phil Weiss.

Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Ayelet Shaked. Okay, I’m kidding, today’s guest editor is Dawud al-Qursaan.

“Yesterday was a display of the Israel lobby’s strength in the Democratic Party. Netanyahu’s audience was obtained by the American Israel Political Affairs Committee — AIPAC — and the room was rigged, the questions were rigged, every moment from start to finish was scripted to make Netanyahu seem acceptable in Democratic circles. The crowd in the room looked like it was drugged. There was no animation, little audible response, no effervescence. The room was stocked with pro-Israel Jews. The only questions from the audience were from stalwarts of the Israel lobby: Morton Halperin of J Street, David Makovsky of the Washington Institute for Near East Policy, and Greg Rosenbaum of the National Jewish Democratic Council. The arrangement of these three questions, two of them putatively adversarial (a Jewish publication quotes J Street saying it was the first time that J Street had ever had a direct encounter with the PM), was straight out of the history of the Soviet Union.”

Now why did this happen?  According to one of her emails to Podesta – the following day – she noted that now CAP could not be accused of anti-Semitism anymore.  That was the big win – another was soon to come, inshallah there will be a new donor. She had to add however that as a result of this utter fiasco – which she laments even having had to do – the “staff is riven.”

Mondowess reports that in a later email it turns out that the donor is a really rich Jewish Zionist named Jonathan Lavine. Maybe we can call it “Netanyahu Money.”

Phil Weiss, who has covered a lot of CAP ground notes the following in that same excellent article:

“As to CAP’s fears re a reputation for anti-Semitism, that is because a bunch of neoconservative Israel lobbyists bird-dogged it in 2011-2012 for staffers who were writing posts critical of Israel and the Israel lobby on Think Progress. All those staffers were in essence purged/walked out the front door in the end.

But the think tank is riven. And our site played a role, because we ran a leaked email about staff dissension over Netanyahu, back when.”

Yup. They seemed to be pretty pissed.  Among the pissed off appear to be Faiz Shakir and Zaid Jilani, formerly with Think Progress.

(Weiss’ article is well-worth reading in full.  Especially the final paragraphs where he makes an argument that rich Jewish Zionist donors to the Dems are so virulent on Israel that they are causing a rift between staunch Israel types and the generally liberal Democratic rank and file, including many Jews. Read it.  But I digress.)

4. In fact, Tanden seems to think that Faiz hates her: She notes in the same email to Podesta:

“On another issue: your friend Faiz has been a great help to CAP over the last few weeks.  I get hating me, but he caused a lot of pain to a lot of people because he hates me.”

Now in this email exchange she writes:

“Faiz’s bloggers are a fucking gift that keep on giving.”

Said blogger in this case is Zaid Jilani. She is complaining about an article that shows that Hillary advisor, Anne O’Leary, used to have a progressive stance on issues such as paid family leave and universal health care but now she and the Clinton campaign oppose these things.  This looks like a typical example of the rift that Weiss discussed. May it grow.

5. Well it is video time.

Now you have just got to watch this brilliant 72-second video (I can hear Shas party members heaving sighs of relief) which is simply excerpts from Tanden’s disgraceful appearance with Netanyahu at CAP.  The readers’ comments are worth skimming as well.  This is so much better than a cat video. So much.

Here is Zaid Jilani.  It is an excerpt from a longer interview.

Trump: Jerusalem is the “undivided capital of the state of Israel.”

 

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1. The next Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA), Islam hating slumlord and KKK-endorsed Donald Trump has a Zuckerbook page with the text in italics below. The statement is essentially a social media suck up to Israel and its lobby in the US. Additional comments by me and the tuyuur are in are black and not in italics. Note to Shas Party members, all red-highlighting is being done by today’s guest editor, Vladimir Putin.

READOUT OF DONALD J. TRUMP’S MEETING WITH ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER BENJAMIN NETANYAHU

NEW YORK, NY – Donald J. Trump met privately today with Prime Minister Netanyahu for over an hour at Mr. Trump’s residence in Trump Tower. The two have known each other for many years and had the opportunity to discuss many topics important to both countries.

This is a prelude to what follows and indicates that what follows will be Trump’s complete and total submission to Israel. This guy tapped out before the match even began.

Mr. Trump and the Prime Minister discussed the special relationship between America and Israel and the unbreakable bond between the two countries.

Yup, we’re fucked when we see “special relationship” and “unbreakable bond” in the same sentence. Total cave in about to happen (again). 

The topics of military assistance, security and regional stability were addressed. Mr. Trump agreed that the military assistance provided to Israel and missile defense cooperation with Israel are an excellent investment for America.

Utter bullshit and everyone knows it. I’m sure Trump is going to endorse Israel’s racist wall and probably ask for Israel’s help in building the one for Canada Mexico.

Mr. Trump said that under a Trump administration, there will be extraordinary strategic, technological, military and intelligence cooperation between the two countries. Mr. Trump recognized Israel as a vital partner of the United States in the global war against radical Islamic terrorism.

There already exists “extraordinary” cooperation between the US and Israel in all of those fields if by extraordinary you mean that Israel can steal anything it wants, has spies planted in all three branches of the federal government, and can have congress jumping up to applaud Israeli politicians so quickly and furiously you’d think their chairs were on fire.

“Radical Islamic terrorism” is the lifeline of the both the US and the Israeli National Security States – until Russia takes over that role again. Israel loves the war on terror and so does the US. As I have noted repeatedly the war on terror creates more terrorists and thus is a self perpetuating entity that has taken on a life of its own and is fueled by the major media most of which is controlled by Hizbullah of course.

They discussed at length the nuclear deal with Iran, the battle against ISIS and many other regional security concerns. 

Mr. Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu discussed at length Israel’s successful experience with a security fence that helped secure its borders.

I knew this was coming. Yes, they discussed Israel’s apartheid wall and how cool Israeli bigotry is. Fits right in with Trump whose advisors include Islam haters like Walid Phares and Mike Flynn.

They discussed Israel’s burgeoning hi-tech and biotech economy and how it has made stunning advances improving and saving lives around the world. In particular, Mr. Trump noted Israel’s emergence as a world leader in cyber defense and security and its cooperation with the United States in this regard.

Like Stuxnet for example. Here’s a nice quote:

“The film also quotes other sources in the US intelligence community who accuse Israel of disrupting a joint covert operation to sabotage computers used in Iran’s nuclear program by acting rashly and in opposition to agreed-upon plans.”

Yup, that’s the Israel we all know and love. They do whatever they want and they make us do whatever they want. That’s what it means when politicians say that there can be “no daylight” between Israel and its sub the US.

And let’s not forget how those wonderful Israelis hacked into iPhone making every single iPhone owner a potential target.

Mr. Trump recognized that Israel and its citizens have suffered far too long on the front lines of Islamic terrorism.

And is this why Israel supports al-Qa’ida? But I digress.

He agreed with Prime Minister Netanyahu that the Israeli people want a just and lasting peace with their neighbors, but that peace will only come when the Palestinians renounce hatred and violence and accept Israel as a Jewish State. 

Isn’t it nice that Trump’s position reads like it was written by AIPAC? And next comes the killer quote. By the way, just who are “the Israeli people in Trump’s opinion? Does he mean only Jewish citizens of Israel? Does he include the Palestinian native inhabitants who are citizens of Israel? Does he include all Jews world wide? I believe the answer is below.

Finally, Mr. Trump acknowledged that Jerusalem has been the eternal capital of the Jewish People for over 3000 years,

Wow. According to Trump the Jewish people have had Jerusalem as a capital for 3000 years. So if that is the case, does the Trump campaign believe that the Jewish people do not have allegiances to the countries and capitals where they were born? Just asking.

and that the United States, under a Trump administration, will finally accept the long-standing Congressional mandate to recognize Jerusalem as the undivided capital of the State of Israel.

There is no such congressional mandate. Congress is not in charge of foreign policy, the executive branch is. It is of course true that Congress votes for this shit all the time and everyone on the fucking planet, including Trump of course, knows why.

The meeting concluded with both leaders promising the highest level of mutual support and cooperation should Mr. Trump have the honor and privilege of being elected President of the United States.

2. Okay, it’s video time. Here’s the next IVPFAA in a brief video.  Notice which of the two questions he answers first.

If you are unfamiliar with Grant Smith, this somewhat long clip (around 10 minutes) is a good way to see the kind of work he does.  It’s a nice one to watch after watching the first video.

 

 

A Kiss With a Spell?

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1. As usual, Zionism has both wings of the Demopub party firmly under its control.   This probably explains also why Hillary Clinton isn’t in jail for the email scandal and appears to be on some sort of mental and physical health life-support system. 

In the meantime the person who will probably win the election is shouting loud and clear that Israel will be “destroyed” unless he is elected president.  You know, if that were actually true then maybe we here at Mantiq al-Tayr might actually vote for Hillary.  But I digress.  (We’ll get back to Hillary in a minute.)

Yes, unless you elect Donald Trump president Israel will be destroyed by Iran.  Trump’s Iran-bashing and fear mongering is worthy of any candidate who has ever run for the position of Israel’s Vice President for American Affairs.  

Here’s a nice quote from the article in Hahahaharetz: (Note to Shas Party members and Trump supporters, red highlighting is being done by someone who will be indicated further below, keep reading.)

Last year’s deal, which trades sanctions relief for a nuclear rollback, “is going to destroy Israel – unless I get elected,” Trump told Cleveland-area labor leaders on Monday, according to The Columbus Dispatch. “Then Israel will be just fine.”

Now the bat-shit crazy (I love that term, a friend of mine uses it to describe someone in my former work environment every chance she gets and for good reason, but I digress) former DIA chief and current advisor to Trump, Mike Flynn – who is now a board member of the also bat-shit crazy and viciously anti-Muslim “Act for America” outfit – was at this meeting. According to Hahahaharetz he asked Trump what he would do about the deal.  Trump didn’t say he would cancel it (we thank Khoda for that) but he did describe it  in ways that no doubt Act for America would approve. 

But let’s get back to Hillary.  Right now she’s got the backing of tons of Zionist evil-doers of just about every stripe – and star.  And goy does she say the right things about how fucking wonderful Israel is and how it is better than a gefilte-fish pizza on matzah bread with a stinking load of Israeli hummus on top. 

But deep down inside I suspect she actually can’t stand Israel.  How’s this quote from 1998?

“I think that it will be in the long-term interest of the Middle East for Palestine to be a state, to be a state that is responsible for its citizens’ well-being, a state that has responsibility for providing education and health care and economic opportunity to its citizens,” she said, responding to a question about why she had referred to “Palestine,” a country that does not yet exist.”

The article goes on to mention this event: ((Note to Shas party members, red highlighting is being done by today’s bat-shit crazy guest editor my friend likes to talk about.)

“The next year, Clinton again raised eyebrows during a trip to the Middle East. She attended a speech at which Suha Arafat, the wife of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, accused Israel of using poisonous gas against Palestinians. Despite the controversial remarks, Clinton kissed Suha on the cheek, as is customary in the region.”

I remember those days when she was doing stuff like that. Mike Piper used to say that this was tantamount to “pulling out a switchblade in the middle of a fist fight” because at the time her hubby was really taking in on the chin.  

And she sure got criticized by all of the likely suspects as the article I’ve linked to points out. It’s well worth reading to review her ability to hold one position one day and its polar opposite the next.  A very American trait which she shares with many other members of our political prostitute class. 

But here’s what I find interesting about all of this. That email scandal that we all know about – and for which (and no doubt for many other things) she should be in jail – that scandal in and of itself does not seem to bother her legion of Israel-firster supporters.  This is no surprise since US security means nothing to them at all outside of Zionism’s ability to use America as a host for its parasitic ambitions. No, what seems to bother them is that in those emails she reveals yet again her affinity with a well-known and extremely well-connected Jewish journalist whom Shmuely Boteach really really does not like, not at all.  Not even just a teensy weensy tiny fucking bit. And frankly, if Boteach does not like you, then you must be doing something right, but I digress. Boteach doesn’t like this person’s daddy very much either. 

BTW, Boteach has a son who serves in the IDF. But I digress.

The daddy in this case is Sidney Blumenthal who has been out of government for many years and who is not supposed to have access to classified  information.  However, this fact, according to this report, appears not to have prevented him from lifting verbatim from highly classified intelligence reports and emailing this stuff to Hillary on an unclassified system. But once again I digress.

And of course Boteach was really pissed off about this.  Well, actually I haven’t seen him write about it at all.  What we know did piss him off is that Blumenthal senior, when not sending Hillary classified information that he should  not have access to, often sent Hillary links to articles by his son Max and that Hillary replied to those emails showing her appreciation for Max’s journalistic talents.  Boteach’s problem with this is that Max is very often very critical of the only thing in the world that really matters. Israel.  Boteach is bat-shit crazy for Israel and bat-shit pissed at Max whom he accuses of “rabid anti-Semitism”.

So, we have a racist billionaire who spouts the most vile Israeli propaganda but who is not so popular with most of the Zioinist neocons whose insanity he supports running against a bat-shit sick woman who should be in jail and who is supported by left-wing and right-wing Zionist billionaires and millionaires many of whom suspect that deep down inside she can’t stand them.

What a fucking mess. 

And it will get worse, with Zionism it always does. 

2. Okay it is already video time.  Here’s Boteach praising Trump and ranting about Max Blumenthal and generally just foaming at the mouth about everything.  Even the slimy Boteach has had to backtrack a bit on the Trump worship because Boteach – surprise surprise – supports immigration to the US and doesn’t want to be seen as hating people of Latino origin.  Nonetheless this video is a scream.   I love how he cares so much for the Syrian population.  He also makes it clear that he “will support the best candidate for Israel.”  That pretty much sums up what’s going on folks – and not just with Boteach. 

 

And here’s Coughlan again. Not always the best taste but worth a good listen. 

A kiss with a spell? (And yes, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr happen to like Tom Delonge.)

 

CVE and the Violent Jewish Extremist Vote

 

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Screen shot from this interview.

1. ”In fact, most Muslims suspect they were set up only to make Muslims look bad,” Hooper said. ”We just have very deep suspicions. They say such outrageous, irresponsible things that it almost seems like they’re doing it to smear Islam.”

CVE.  Probably most of you have never heard of it.  It stands for “Countering Violent Extremism” but in practice it means “Fucking with Muslims for Money.”  It’s become quite an industry – sort of main stream Islamophobia-light –  and it is filled with more carpetbaggers in and outside of government – many  of them move seamlessly between government jobs and jobs for universities or corporations – per square foot than was Atlanta in 1866. The CVE world is abuzz this week.

Let me ask you something:

What would an organization whose board members include Richard Allen (of Iran-Contra fame), Cofer Black (who somehow managed to fuck up stopping the 9/11 attacks and then did such great work with Blackwater), Edwin Meese III (yes, that Edwin Meese, of Wedtech and also of Iran-Contra fame), Michael Chertoff (the guy who loves to have your genitalia radiated at airports, co-authored the Patriot Act and succeeded Tom Ridge as head of Fatherland Security) and big pro-Israel investor Tom Ridge (and the first head of Fatherland Security) be expected to do?  Well, maybe that’s an unfair question, because there are so many horrible choices they could make and since these guys probably don’t get to  into the weeds anyway.  But still.   Well, that organization has just hired Joseph Leonard Cohen’s partner in crime, Jesse Morton, (pictured above) to join its research staff at George Washington University’s Center for Cyber and Homeland Security.  Btw, for those who are unaware, Cyber is another big thing in government and the private sector at present.  The feds and the corporations are psycho for cyber these days as they drain your pockets in the name of “Homeland Security.”  If you see “Cyber” in some outfit’s title, beware. But I digress.

Morton is now the darling of the media.  This interview with the CBC is a perfect example.

Ibrahim Cooper’s quote above was about Morton and his nutty “Revolution Muslim” website which appealed to about 12.3 people on the planet but which nonetheless managed to get considerable attention from CNN and of course from CVE specialists while making Muslims look absolutely bat shit crazy. One of those CVE dudes who actually did a study of the website is now Morton’s boss.

Cooper may be wrong regarding what he implied, but good grief.  And now one of these Muslim Revolution guys is at GW, having gone from making Islam look ridiculous from the inside to now financially benefitting off his past while sustaining Islamophobia-light’s obsession with “radicalization.” Now according to this article he won’t be teaching but will be doing “research.”   His page on the Cyber thingy’s website is worth a look at.

More on this stuff at a later date.  Please play around on the Cyber thingy’s website and look at who is there.  There is definitely money to be made if you believe in the religion of radicalization – radicalization which pretty much applies only to Muslims.  Funny how that is.

2. In the meantime, Donald Trump, Islamophobe par excellence, continues to suck up to Israel.  He is fresh from a 25K per plate dinner fund raiser run by an Islamofascist named Saul Fox. According to what is most likely the target of every intelligence agency on the planet, The Intercept:

(Note to Shas party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Haifa Wehbe).

Fox is the donor behind Children of Israel LLC, whose $884,000 in contributions has made it the second-most generous “ghost corporation” in the 2016 cycle. This election has seen a surge in “ghost corporations,” the term used for businesses that appear to exist solely to shield the identity of individuals who want to put money into the U.S. political process.”

Saul loves Israel and he is really into archeology.  Here is his dedication speech for the Archeological Garden of Knesset.  Note the pronouns.

“My family feels extraordinarily fortunate to have been asked by the Israel Antiquities Authority to assist in a small way with the construction of this magnificent archeological garden, truly an un-walled museum, exemplifying the history of the land of Israel, here in the very midst of Jerusalem, our sacred ancient capital and the holiest of cities, affixed to the Knesset the most significant Jewish edifice of our era where we, the children of Israel, having returned from compelled dispersion to liberate and resettle the Promised Land and having reestablished Israel as a nation among the nations, through prodigious and arduous efforts and sacrifice, democratically and righteously govern our own affairs.”

But I digress.

Saul is loaded, he’s hard-core for Israel, considers himself one of the “children of Israel,” created a ghost corporation called Children of Israel, LLC and he is backing Trump – the guy who used to say he didn’t need money from rich Jews.

In the meantime Trump has quite a campaign team in Israel.  It turns out that there are between 200,000 and 300,000 Jewish votes there that he is trying to get and according to this article about 70 per cent of them vote center and right, so they might be helpful in making Trump the next IVPFAA.  And his campaign team seems to be entirely composed of right wingers.

One of them is: “Tzvika Brot, the newly appointed director of the Republican Party campaign team in Israel, is a former journalist with close ties to the right-wing Likud party.”

But of course.  And I love this:

Because many American citizens live in the Jewish settlements, he (Brot) said, the upcoming opening of the Trump campaign office in Ginot Shomron would be an important event. “We will have a special guest there,” he promised. “I can’t say who it will be, but it won’t be Trump.”

Funny how it is that “many American citizens” live in illegal settlements.  I’ve seen these people running around with their machine guns and intimidating the hell out of the local Palestinian population.

Ginot Shomron is in the West Bank.  It is an illegal Israeli settlement.  The Trump campaign is sending someone to an illegal settlement to get Americans who are in violation of international  law to rally behind Trump and to vote for him.  Seems to me that the whole lot of them should be arrested and sent to the ICC where they can compare notes with Hillary, but I digress.

It’s a goddamn shame that GWU Cyber and Homeland Security seems to have no interest in Countering Violent Jewish Extremism.  But Trump and the Republicans (and no doubt Hillary and the Dems) want that violent Jewish extremist vote.

3. Okay, it’s video time.

Let’s start off with Haifa.  It’s in London, wonder if Yasir al-Habib was there. 🙂

This second video is worth sitting back and listening to.  Really.    I’ve just come across this person’s youtube videos – he even has one that deals in part with Revolution Muslim and also Adam Gadahn that is worth a listen as well.  In the video below he talks about two assholes who really do need to be counter radicalized.

“Casinos and Adult Entertainment Establishments”

1. Now that I have your attention, get a load of this.

DoD Officials Did Not Take Appropriate Action When Notified of Potential Travel Card Misuse at Casinos and Adult Entertainment Establishments”

The title above is the title of a very recently released DoD OIG report on how your taxes are being used by people with security clearances working for DoD.

The aforementioned report was issued as a follow to up to this report.  Read the title carefully:

“DoD Cardholders Used Their Government Travel Cards for Personal Use at Casinos and Adult Entertainment Establishments

You can’t make this shit up.  Strippers and gambling.  Well I guess the silver lining is that they weren’t killing Muslims in support of Israel.  Actually, maybe some of them were doing that too in their spare time when they weren’t hanging out with strippers and gamblers. 

Let’s think for a minute: Okay, you are a DoD employee with a security clearance.  You may be an officer in the military or a civilian professional.  The point is you can read and write and you know you don’t misuse your government issued credit card.  Now I can hear you all bitching and moaning “Mantiq, surely $DoD audits the use of these cards in this day and age and it aught to be really easy to spot misuse with all the fancy dancy computers the goverment has bought or built at our expense?”  

Point well taken.  But the fact is that basically nobody really gives a shit.  If you read this report to your child at bedtime she’d have nightmares and could easily be justified in reporting you to Child Protective Services.  

Here’s a couple of nice quotes from the report.  Note the dollar figures: (Note to $has party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Bernie Madoff.)  Please make sure no children are in the room when you read this. 

We issued Report No. DODIG-2015-125, “DoD Cardholders Used Their Government Travel Cards for Personal Use at Casinos and Adult Entertainment Establishments,” May 19, 2015. This report found that from July 1, 2013, through June 30, 2014, DoD cardholders had 4,437 transactions totaling $952,258, where they likely used their travel cards at casinos for personal use and had 900 transactions totaling $96,576 at adult entertainment establishments.

About 100K on strippers and almost a million gambling.  So, and frankly I am rather pleasantly surprised by this, the OIG then followed up on the above report by taking the cases of 30 individuals from that report and seeing what happened to them during the next 12 months.  And guess what, not much.

We determined that DoD management (cardholder’s commander or supervisor) and travel card officials did not take appropriate action when notified by the DoD OIG, during the previous audit, that cardholders had potentially misused their travel card.

In this follow-up audit, we reviewed management’s actions for 30 nonstatistically selected cardholders with the highest dollar amount of high-risk transactions that had been referred to management in the prior audit. During this audit, we found that:

the travel card program remained vulnerable to continued misuse;

DoD management and travel card officials did not perform adequate reviews for the sampled cardholders;

 DoD management did not initiate travel voucher reviews for cardholders with travel card personal use to determine whether there were improper payments; specifically, 22 of 29 cardholders (1 cardholder did not have travel vouchers during the period of review) sought and received reimbursements on 131 vouchers totaling $8,544 that directly reimbursed or indirectly may have reimbursed the cardholder’s personal use of the travel card (see Appendix D for DoD

DoD management did not consistently consider the security implications of improper personal use of the travel card; specifically, only 2 of 30 cardholders (5 cardholders did not have security clearances) were reported to the appropriate adjudicative facility prior to this audit (see Appendix E for D)

Now I highly recommend reading appendix C of the report which is a table showing how the 30 card holders reacted to having been caught in the first audit.  Some of them actually increased their use of the cards for “personal use” after having been reprimanded the first time and little or nothing happened to them.  Hell, here is Appendix C.  

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2. It’s hard not to wonder if any of these DoD folks, presumably many living near or in Washington, DC have gone to Maryland Live Casino, just a stone’s throw away. Sadly, it does not appear that this casino has strippers, but it does have lots of gambling.  And guess what, the money they lose there goes to a guy who is on AIPAC’s board of directors.  So, at least our DoD friends are supporting Israel, that great ally of America.  Turns out that David Cordish, who is“the third generation CEO and Chairman of The Cordish Companies” and which owns and operates Maryland Live Casino according to Wiki, is also on AIPAC’s board of directors.  He also has two brothers who live in Israel. 

Mondoweiss calls Cordish a “prime figure” in the Israeli lobby.  Nice description. I wonder if any of the folks in the OIG’s reports were at that casino?  Just asking.

3. Okay it’s video time. And believe me all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr had fun selecting an (in)appropriate video for this post.  We think it kind of fits the bill, so to speak. Your bill.