Oh Chanada! Canada Declares Independence from the United States

1. Canada, which since at least 1867 has been a suburb of the United States, has finally broken away and become an independent nation. Israel recognized the new state immediately.  Governor General Michaelle Jean’s position has been replaced by the Office of the Chief Rabbi. It is expected that the Chief Ashkhenazi Rabbi  in Israel, Yona Metzger, will soon appoint someone to that post.  However, Yosef Shalom Elaishiv, the man behind Metzger, will no doubt be the one who really makes the choice. No one knows who will appoint the French  Rabbi at this time. Stay tuned.

Prime Minister Steve Harper, below, consecrates his country’s new status and celebrates the nation’s name change.

Steve Harper, the Prime Minister of the Newly Declared State of Chanada

Steve Harper, the Prime Minister of the Newly Declared State of Chanada

2. Yona the barbarian Metzger is an interesting creature in his own Reich. Back during the Israeli massacre of anything in Gaza that moved this great humanitarian came up with a final solution for Gaza that the Gazans, ungrateful wretches that they are, have not even bothered to thank him for. He suggests that all of them be moved to the Sinai Peninsula. (Please note: this would be a war crime.) But it gets better, he wants the United States and the EU to pay for it! That’s chutzpah with a capital CH!

Metzger, like Rep. Eliot Engel (Likud, New York), does not feel that Palestinians have a place in Jerusalem whatsoever.  His reasoning is, well, Talmudic:

In the interview Metzger also described Jerusalem as “the capital city forever to the Jewish nation.” He argued that Muslims have no connection to Jerusalem commenting that “behind the Kotel we have a mosque. But when they pray even though they are in our holiest place, they face Mecca. Their back is to Jerusalem. So you can see from only one sign that it does not belong to them. They have nothing – no connection.”

As you would expect from the quotes above, Metzger sees himself as ecumenical, especially if his ecumenism involves bashing Muslims.

On a February 2007 trip to India, Metzger joined other prominent rabbis in signing a declaration against violence with local Hindu leaders, as part of a summit organized by the World Council of Religious Leaders. One of the points emphasized by the participants was the commonality between Jews and Hindus, particularly in regards to ongoing violence at the hands of Muslims. Metzger noted in his remarks that “Jews have lived in India for 2,000 years and have never been discriminated against. This is something unparalleled in human history.”

Yona Metzger is controversial in Israel itself for a number of reasons, some of them having to do with the highly idiosyncratic constituencies in the Israeli secular and religious body politic – very similar to infighting among the Russian communists. But there is also this:

Metzger had never served as a religious judge (dayan), though his role as Chief Rabbi would require him to sit as President of the Rabbinical Supreme Court for five years, before switching with his Sephardic counterpart to be head of the Chief Rabbinate Council.[24] Outgoing Sephardic Chief Rabbi Eliyahu Bakshi-Doron wrote a formal letter to the Chief Rabbinic Council complaining about Metzger’s appointment. In his letter, Bakshi-Doron described a 1998 rabbinical investigation into Metzger’s personal conduct and credentials, following the publicizing of multiple accusations of sexual harassment, forged signatures on wedding contracts, fraud and threatening other rabbis.[25] The commission of rabbis found Metzger’s explanations of his actions “insufficient” and ruled him “unfit to serve as a rabbi.” The commission, which included Rabbi Shlomo Amar, later agreed to drop the ruling on condition that Metzger withdraw his candidacy for chief rabbi of Tel Aviv, which he did. Bakshi-Doron was incensed to learn that, five years later, Metzger had now entered into the race for Chief Rabbi of the state. He called his appointment “a desecration of God’s name.”[26]

3. Let’s talk about OJ Simpson.  I mean we can’t always be talking about the Middle East and Zionism and all that stuff, right folks? So let’s talk about everyone’s favorite running back, movie star, murderer, wife beater and moron.  Okay, I can hear it now, “Mantiq, he is a wife beater and a moron and has proven that repeatedly. But a murderer? How can you say such a thing? After all, he was acquitted, n’est-ce pas?” (The French is in honor of the readers of this site from CQuebec, the French part of Chanada.)

Well  here’s the deal. Michael Collins Piper,  a very controversial figure who has said and written some utterly outlandish things about Israel (for example, MCP firmly holds the opinion that what the Israelis did in Gaza recently is evil, unlike the ADL , Eliot Engel,  and Yona Metzger), but let’s leave that aside for now, has come up with a new perspective on the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. He does not claim to have found the true killer and he does not proclaim OJ innocent. He does note that his elderly mother and her “little old lady” friends at the time of the trial all thought OJ was innocent, but Piper says he cared not a wit about the case when it happened and is not a sports fan either. However, he ended up doing some research on the case and found some interesting things about a woman named Michelle. He talked at length about this on the Republic Broadcasting Network on April 6, 2009.  Here is an excerpt from his presentation. If you want to hear the whole thing, you can subscribe to RBN’s archives for $1.33 a month [4 million Chanadian] and do so on a monthly basis. You know, President Obama, who is probably a natural born US citizen, should have provided free subscriptions to RBN’s archives as part of his stimulus package. But, again, I digress. Below is the link. Listen to the Piper and then download the rest if you want to know more. (You will.)


4. Go back up and download that file. 🙂

19 responses to “Oh Chanada! Canada Declares Independence from the United States

  1. Palestinians would get their own state in the desert, how can they refuse? Nobody doesn’t want to leave their home to go live in the desert.

    I’d also like to hear more about the mechanism of praying violently. I’m having trouble imagining it.

    Flag Burning in Protest of Zionist State

    10 March 2009: Anti-Zionist Orthodox Jews in London, New York and Canada burned the ‘Israeli’ flag in protest of the existence of the Zionist State.

    Flag Burning in Brooklyn, NY
    Flag Burning in Upstate New York
    Flag Burning in Montreal

    Demonstrations Against the Violence in Gaza
    Protests against the Zionist bombing and invasion of Gaza are being held around the world. As images and reports come in they will be posted on this web site.
    Press Release Issued Jan 2, 2009 announcing
    demonstration in New York City.
    [En Español]
    [A Francais]
    Russian Translation
    Protest 29 Dec 2008 London
    Protest Jan 2, 2009 Washington, DC
    Protest Jan 3, 2009 New York City
    Protest Jan 3, 2009 Boston, MA
    Protest Jan 4, 2009 New York City
    Protest Jan 4, 2009 London, England
    Protest Jan 4, 2009 Montreal, Quebec, Canada
    Protest Jan 6, 2009 New York City
    Protest Jan 7, 2009 Jerusalem, Holy Land
    Protest Jan 10, 2009 Toronto
    Protest Jan 10, 2009 Montreal
    Protest Jan 11, 2009 London (Trafalgar Square)
    Protest Jan 19, 2009 New York City
    Protest Jan 25, 2009 Montreal
    Protest Jan 29, 2009 New York City
    Protest Feb 10, 2009 Jerusalem

    Letter to His Excellency Sayyed Hasan Nasrallah
    Orthodox Jews in Palestine comdemn recent remarks by Yona Metzger

    Judíos Ortodoxos condenan las atrocidades sionistas en Gaza
    Statements on the Massacre in Gaza from Neturei Karta in Jerusalem
    Statements on the Massacre in Gaza from Neturei Karta in Canada and the USA
    Words of Theidore Hertzel
    WORDS OF Theodor Hertzel (the father of zionism) and Other Zionist Leaders

    Theodor HertzlThe term “Zionism” was first introduced in 1893 by Nathan Birmbaum, but

    Theodor Hertzel, an Austrian Jew born to a prosperous, emancipated Budapest family, is

    recognized as the founder of the Zionist idealogy when he published his book in 1896, “The

    Jewish State”, where he declared that the cure for anti-semitism was the establishment of a

    Jewish state. As he saw it, the best place to establish this state was in Palestine.

    While Hertzel claimed that the establishment of a “Jewish” state would cure anti-Semitism,

    he also promoted anti-Semitism to further his cause.

    Quotes from Hertzel and other Zionists demonstrate their philosophy and the lengths to

    which they are willing to go to accomplish their goals:

    In the diary of Hertzel, page 14, he writes a way to solve the problem of anti-Semitism was

    to speak to the head priest of Vienna to get an appointment with the Pope, to make a mass

    conversion of all the Jews of Austria to Catholicism. He continues: “It should be done on a

    Sunday, in the middle of the day, with music, and pride, publicly. We are the last

    generation that held on to the faith of our for-fathers. The conversion would be in St.

    Stephen’s Cathedral.” (How could you honor a Jew that wanted to abolish Judaism?)
    In the bi-weekly diary, “Temurah”, no.2, pg. 12-13, “I didn’t circumsize my son Hans, and

    this will bring the Geula closer.”
    Ibid. “Simple goyim are better than Rabbis, and the highest are the goyish priests.”
    In his article “Deutche Tsytung newspaper” Hertzel writes: “The Jews make countries fight

    each other and when they want, make peace. But whatever happens, they get rich from this.”

    (Hitler said this also).
    Diary, page 16: “Antisemitism helps to build this kind of jew, Education that will bring to

    Diary, page 68: “An idea rose on my heart to bring on anti-Semitism and to obliterate

    Jewish wealth.
    In the book “Hertzel”, this is a quote: “I bless every jew that converts to Christianity

    and my son, the sooner the better, to save him from anti-Semitism.
    After the Dreyfus affair, Hertzel saw the engraned jew hatred and that the goyim would not

    accept the jews with open arms, then he came up with Zionism, after being convinced by the

    British goyim on the land of Israel. He himself originally wanted other lands, one of them

    being Argentina.
    In his book, “Altnoyland”, “its understood that I have to remember (or mention) to discard

    negative Jewish things, like the Yiddish language and observing mitzvos.”
    Doctor Amnun Raz Kavkotzikin — historian at the University of Ben Gurion says: “The

    country of Hertzel is a western European anti-eastern (Sephardic) and anti-religious.”
    Chaim Chassas, in the newspaper of the Zionist’s, Ha’Arutz, 1943, “Zionism and Judaismm is

    not one thing but two different things. And of course two contradicting one another.

    Zionism starts at the place where Judaism is destroyed…one thing is certain, Zionism is

    not a continuation or healing of wounded Judaism, but rather an uprooting.”
    Doctor Tom Shagav, historian and newspaper writer, “Zionism saw itself as competition as to

    religion, to define a jew without torah. A Zionist could be a jew without any faith, even a

    Doctor Faul Shaul Landau, the personal secretary of Hertzel, saw to it that all of

    Hertzel’s writings were published against the will of the other Zionists who feared the

    open anti-Semitic element of his writings.
    Zev Japotinsky in his article “Outside the camp”, in the newspaper “Chadashot HaAretz”

    22/10/1919: “In the national home we will announce that those Jews who have on themselves

    the rust of Gulles, and deny to shave off their beards and payos will be 2nd class citizens

    and will not have the right to vote.”
    Ben Gurion, in his book “Yehudi ve’ od”, “The disapora is ending and everyone is coming,

    this still does not make a nation but a mixed multitude and dust of man, without a language

    and education, without roots. To change dust of man to a cultured nation is not an easy

    Ben Gurion: “If I could save all the children of Germany by bringing them to England and

    only half to Israel, I would choose the second.”
    Yoel Bronde/Eichman offered him a deal to save a million jews for money and the Sochnute

    decided not to, and they were murdered.
    Wusshishkin, head of the Jewish National Fund in the 1920’s (there is a street named after

    him in Jerusalem), “What’s the difference between Jews getting killed in the diaspora and

    the land of israel? They [of the disapora] are sacrifices of a dying nation. There was no

    purpose in their death, just like there was no purpose in their life. Not so with the

    sacrifices in our land, we look at them with pride.”
    Yitzchak Greenbaum, Zionist responsible for saving Jews in World War Two, and later

    Minister of the Interior under Ben Gurion, “Concerning using communal money to save the

    Jews, no and no and no. Zionism comes first.”
    Chaim Wiessman, first president “I want to save two million youth, the elders will be lost

    and await for what’s coming to them. They are economic dust in a cruel world. Just a branch

    of the youth will remain, the old ones have to work with this, and make peace with it.
    Holphany Heartglass, who later became the minister of interior under Ben Gurion writes in

    1956 guidelines for the counselors, on how to deal with the Yemenites who came and were

    religious. “It’s understood that our intention is to bring them to the realization that

    their faith in hashem is without sense, etc…and it does not have a right to exist.” He

    writes further: “it’s better to save 10,000 that can build a country, even though we can

    save a million, but it won’t benefit the country. We have to let them go and not to save

    those who are not Zionists, we causes demoralizatoin and not to save the harmful element.”
    A former Sachnut worker, Yigal ben dovid, witness and testifies: “a special agent from the

    Zionists in the land of Israel came to Europe to see that only their people were saved.

    Selection, a few mizrachi and revisionsalists (from japotinsky) and no charadim at all.”

    All this was taken from the disc “Hertzel and the Zionists” From Rabbi Amnon Yitzchak.
    On the tape “why do they hate charadim?” he brings from Hertzel’s diary “The Rabbi should

    be locked up in the Synagogues, the country has its own culture.”
    Twelve times Hertzel is in the sofe tevos of pesukim, but always backwards. And all the

    pesukim talk about the land of Israel, because Herzel backwards is “latzara”. Only once is

    his name written straight, in the sofe tevos, in the book of shmuel, “it wasn’t good”, the

    advice which achitovel advised.
    1996, newspaper “Mahariv”, written by Amir Ben Dovid, “Hertzel visited the prostitution

    houses of Vienna and desired young girls. He also had a December tree at his home.”
    Uri Avnari, present Israeli journalist, went through all the writings of Hertzel, and he

    brings down that Hertzel endorsed “mass intermarriage”, was against democracy, but rather a

    republic, where a prince is elected for life, and he appoints the government. (Of course,

    Hertzel himself wanted to be the ruler). Would rather not to have been born Jewish, but to

    an old Prussian family.
    Hertzel was not a good father, did not have a close relationship with his children, or

    anyone, except his mother (his son Hanz committed suicide). His daughter Polina died from

    drugs in those years. His daughter, Trudy, went out of her mind. His only grandchild jumped

    off the Washington bridge, suicide. Nothing is left from Hertzel. His daughters were sent

    to learn by the Christians, Hertzel was haughty, filthy, hated himself and his Jewishness.

    This is all written by an American reporter by the name of Powell.
    The Zionists used Judaism as a way to lure the Jews over to them… just like the Christian

    missionaries, on the one hand, they tried to sell a redemption of the ages, that all the

    jews in history are waiting for a

  3. The only thing Americans can do about any of it, Israel in particular, is vote to not reelect their Congressman for criminally funding and arming Israel for 60 years. Americans elect (hire) all 435 Members (Lawmakers) of the House of Congress and do so every two years.

    Everything the U.S. government does must first be written in Legislation (law) and enacted by Congress. The House of Congress controls the purse of the federal government; all Bills (Legislation/laws) for raising federal revenue must start in the House (of Congress); reference Article I, Section 7, of the Constitution.


  4. Steve Harper is Israel’s “man” in the northernmost country of North America – my
    country – Canada. I am both humiliated and
    goddamned angry at the same time. Israel now
    owns – in a machiavellian sort of way – the most
    industrialized countries of North America. Way
    to go Stevie.

  5. Northerntruthseeker

    At one time Canada was truly a free nation. Now it is nothing more than Zionist occupied territory, with their puppet, Stephen Harper, as their man in Ottawa.

    It is so sad to see what has happened to another once great nation that has fallen to these maniacs. I used to believe in freedom and liberty for all, but now its fascism, and perpetual slavery to Zionist masters in a foreign land.

    A new Revolution may be the only answer to free this country and others from their control.

  6. Both countries are run by zioni$ts who promote global conflict. Cui Bono? Only Israel benefits from these endless Middle East wars fought by American soldiers. As the U.S. commits war-crimes abroad, that same gov’t commits treason at home by eliminating habeas corpus, using the judiciary to steal private lands, banning books like “America Deceived” from Amazon, Facebook and Wikipedia, conducting warrantless wiretaps and engaging in illegal wars on behalf of Israel. Soon, another false-flag operation will occur (sinking of an Aircraft Carrier by Mossad) and the US will invade Iran. Then we’ll invade Pakistan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, then ….
    Final link (before Google Books bends to gov’t demands and censors the title):

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  8. Harper is a cartoon. A grotesque and insincere caricature of the American Zionist far-right. If such a thing can be caricatured, as though there were
    a sane template in which to mirror askew.

    He’s a product – or manipulator – of the hilarious Calgarepublican parrots that infest Alberta. TV cowboys and paperback rebels, all of them.

    I should say the appalling ignorance under which my fellow Canadians have fallen prey, should thankfully be relieved with the impending demise of the likes CanWest Global, Harper’s private mouthpiece. Israel Asper should roll over in his grave at the thought.

    We’re all under Israeli occupation. For now. I don’t have to explain to the syncophants how quickly freedom is renewed from age-old corrupters. There’s 2 thousand years of example.

  9. Canada is a suburb of the United States? We kicked your ass in 1812 and we consistently rank among the best countries in the world. You only WISH Canada was a part of the U.S.


    Benjamin H. Freedman, Jewish Historian – Researcher – Scholar.
    From “Common Sense”, p. 2-1-53 and 5-1-59

    “Christians have been duped by the unholiest hoax in all history, by so-called Jews. This is considered their most effective weapon.”

    “This ‘big lie’ technique is brainwashing United States Christians into believing that Jesus Christ was “King of the Jews”, in the sense that so-called ‘Jews’ today call themselves ‘Jews’. This reference was first made in English translations of the Old and New Testaments, centuries before the so-called Jews highjacked the word ‘Jew’ in the 18th century A.D. to palm themselves off on the Christian world as having a kinship with Jesus Christ. This alleged kinship comes from the myth of their common ancestry with the so-called ‘Jews’ of the Holy Land in the Old Testament history, a fiction based on fable.”

    “American Christians little suspect they are being brainwashed twenty-four hours of every day over television and radio, by newspapers and magazines, by motion pictures and plays, by books, by political leaders in office and seeking office, by religious leaders in their pulpits and outside their churches, by leaders in the field of education inside and outside their curricular activities, and by all leaders in business, professions and finance, whose economic security demands that they curry the favor of so-called “Jews” of historic Khazar ancestry. Unsuspecting Christians are subjected to this barrage from sources they have little reason to suspect. Incontestable facts supply the unchallengeable proof of the historic accuracy that so-called “Jews” throughout the world today of eastern European origin are unquestionably the historic descendants of the Khazars, a pagan Turko-Finn ancient Mongoloid nation deep in the heart of Asia, according to history, who battled their way in bloody wars about the 1st century B.C. into eastern Europe where they set up their Khazar kingdom. For some mysterious reason the history of the Khazar kingdom is conspicuous by its absence from history courses in the schools and colleges.

    “The historic existence of the Khazar kingdom of so-called “Jews”, their rise and fall, the permanent disappearance of the Khazar kingdom as a nation from the map of Europe, and how King Bulan and the Khazar nation in about 740 A.D. became so-called “Jews” by conversion, were concealed from American Christians by censorship imposed by so-called “Jews”, of historic Khazar ancestry, upon all U.S.A. media of mass communications directed by them. Then in 1945 this author gave nation-wide publicity to his many years intensive research into the “facts of life” concerning Khazars. The disclosures were sensational and very effective but apparently angered so-called “Jews” who have continued to vent their spleen upon this author since then solely for that reason. Since 1946 they have conducted a vicious smear campaign against him, seeking thus to further conceal these facts, for obvious reasons. What have they to fear from the truth?

    “In an original 1903 edition of the Jewish Encyclopedia in New York’s Public Library, and in the Library of Congress, Volume IV, pages 1 to 5 inclusive, appears a most comprehensive history of the Khazars. Also in the New York Public Library are 327 books by the world’s greatest historians and other sources of reference, in addition to the Jewish Encyclopedia, dealing with Khazar history, and written between the 3rd A.D. and 20th centuries by contemporaries of the Khazars and by modern historians on that subject.”

    Jesus was a ‘Judean’, not a Jew.

    During His lifetime, no persons were described as “Jews” anywhere. That fact is supported by theology, history and science. When Jesus was in Judea, it was not the “homeland” of the ancestors of those who today style themselves “Jews”. Their ancestors never set a foot in Judea. They existed at that time in Asia, their “homeland”, and were known as Khazars. In none of the manuscripts of the original Old or New Testament was Jesus described or referred to as a “Jew”. The term originated in the late eighteenth century as an abbreviation of the term Judean and refers to a resident of Judea without regard to race or religion, just as the term “Texan” signifies a person living in Texas.

    In spite of the powerful propaganda effort of the so-called “Jews”, they have been unable to prove in recorded history that there is one record, prior to that period, of a race religion or nationality, referred to as “Jew”. The religious sect in Judea, in the time of Jesus, to which self-styled “Jews” today refer to as “Jews”, were known as “Pharisees”. “Judaism” today and “Pharisaism” in the time of Jesus are the same.

    Jesus abhorred and denounced “Pharisaism”; hence the words, “Woe unto you Scribes and Pharisees, Hypocrites, Ye Serpents, Ye Generation of Vipers”.

  11. Who was the First Jew?
    John Standring

    We know that Saul was the first king of Israel and that John was the first man called Baptist, but who was the first Jew? Neither Adam, Seth or Noah are called Jew. Nor were Abraham, Isaac or Jacob. Moses was not called a Jew and neither were Saul, David or Solomon called Jew. In fact you will not find the word Jew in the first eleven books of the Bible. The first time Jews are mentioned in the Bible, is in II Kings 16:6 (and then only in translations revised in the eighteenth century) where we find Israel was at war with the Jews and drave the Jews from Elath. Isn’t it interesting that we can read over five hundred pages of the Bible before we find a Jew anywhere, yet those who call themselves Jew today claim the first five books of the bible and call it their Torah. Do you not find it rather strange that those who claim to have written the first five books of the Bible and call themselves Jew, can’t find the word Jew written anywhere in the book they call their own bible, and claim to have written? Jesus Christ tells John in Revelation 2:9 “I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews and are not, but are the SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN”. We know that God changed the name of Abram to Abraham in Genesis 17:5, and that He changed the name of Jacob to Israel in Genesis 32:28, but nowhere in the Bible do we find where God changed the name of Israel to Jew! There is therefore no authority by which those who say they are Jews can claim to be Israel!

    By the time of Jesus the word Edom or Edomite had been translated by Greek and Latin into Ioudaios and Iudaeus meaning a Judean or person living in Judea. The original King James version of the Bible, 1611, translated Idumaean-Judean into Iewes. It wasn’t until the revised editions of the King James Bible, that the word Jew appeared. The word Jew does not mean Israel or Israelite! We must conclude therefore that the first “Jews” were Canaanite-Edomite-Hittite. It is certain, according to the Bible, that Jews are not Israel. jesusjew.htm


  13. The saddest thing is that the Molson XXX is like Budweiser now.

    Thanks, scumbag.

  14. Lock and load folks for only a second revolution will save America and Canada now.

    Sooner or later the water will boil over and true patriots in America and Canada will have a hurculean task ahead of them.

    Not only will they have to eridicate the israel jew terrorist rodent filth from their countries but they will also be battling all the treasonous, traitorous jew controlled feces in the “government” and “military” and “courts” and “police” etc.

    Will you be prepared to fight like hell to reclaim your lands when the day comes?

  15. It’s ”n’est-ce pas?”, sir. It’s an interrogation. ”N’est pas” is an affirmation. The former means ”isn’t it?” while the latter means ”is not”.

    From Quebec City

  16. mantiqaltayr

    Thank you for pointing out the oversight.

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