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Sweet (USS) Liberty

What Did You Do In Israel’s Wars Daddy?

(Courtesy of Skulz Fontaine)

1. What do you get your poor old Dad for Father’s day this year? Your Dad deserves the best in the world, after all for years he’s worked his ass off to pay for Israel’s wars, he may have even fought in one or two of  them. Hell, he might have even been on the USS Liberty on June 8th 1967 and witnessed first hand what his taxes actually pay for. Maybe your Dad got killed by the Israelis – either directly as in the deliberate attempt to sink the USS Liberty – did I mention that was on June 8th 1967? Or maybe your dad was killed in one of Israel’s proxy wars that the US military is fighting in Afghanistan, Iraq or Pakistan. Of course, if Israel managed either directly or indirectly to get your dad killed, I guess you don’t have to worry about a father’s day present for  him. But if your Dad has managed to survive Israel all these years, here are some father’s day suggestions to you for him.

Zionists Fuck Up: Fail to Kill Everyone

Practicing their trade craft for future massacres, the Jewish state – that would be a state run by and for a bunch of Jews – deliberately tried to sink a United States ship called the USS Liberty on June 8th, 1967. They killed 34 sailors – American sailors – and wounded over 170 others. One of the guys that they didn’t kill, Phil Tourney, has written his own memoir about this bloodthirsty assault on his ship – your ship too if you are an American. It’s a gripping first-person account of what happened on that fateful day and how that affected the rest of Phil’s life and the lives of his shipmates. Do not buy this book if you have anger management problems. On second thought . . .

Anyway, here’s an excerpt from the book:

(Notice to Shas Party Members and asshole-traitor types like Pat Toomey, the red highlights are mine.)

“Tourney.”

I turned to discover that the source of this was Commander Armstrong, the ship’s Executive Officer (XO). He was laying on a dining table and by all appearances must have only sustained superficial wounds, because there was very little blood. In addition, he was alert, active, and did not seem to be in any pain.

He asked me for a cigarette, since he knew I smoked at that time. I lit it and put it in his mouth for him. We sat and shot the bull for a few minutes, as he asked me questions–How many wounded?…How many dead?…What time is it?…How’s Captain doing?

He asked for another cigarette, which I lit for him, as well as one for myself.

We sat and smoked together, continuing our conversation. He never moaned or groaned or complained about anything, not his wounds, physical pain, nothing. His entire demeanor was one of concern for the crew and the ship, making our little sojourn with each other a pleasant break for me. For those brief few minutes during the conversation between us things were semi-normal. He was an officer and I was his subordinate and here he was with the bearing and confidence necessary if an officer is to lead his men and this made me feel good.

While this conversation was taking place, in stereo the sounds of agony were all around me as men lie waiting, either for the comfort of morphine or the comfort of death. Thinking that Commander Armstrong was ok, I told him I had to get moving.

I headed for the 1st Class Mess, to see if there were blankets or anything else I could find to make the suffering of my wounded shipmates more sufferable. There was nothing to be found. I went back to Commander Armstrong to check in on him and see how he was making along, and to my great shock and sadness he was dead.

He was a graduate of the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. He served his country honorably in life and with dignity in death. Like any good American soldier, Armstrong died in his uniform, unlike many of our politicians, whose only uniforms are the lies, false promises, and platitudes they give when trying to get elected or re-elected to an office they do not deserve to hold.

Wow. You can get the book here.

And how about this book for Daddy?

Israelis being Israelis

This book was authored by the son of a USS Liberty survivor. Well researched, it also has some gripping narrative. Here’s an excerpt showing the great humanity of God’s chosen people.

“Authorized to sink her?” asked one of the controllers.

 “You can sink her.” Kislev ordered, asking a minute later for a report on the pilot’s progress in the attack. “Is he screwing her?”

 “He’s going down on her with napalm all the time, replied another controller.

 . . . Another [pilot] quipped that to sink the Liberty before the torpedo boats arrived would be a “mitzvah.” “Oil is spilling out into the water,” one pilot excalimed. “Great! Wonderful! She’s burning! She’s burning!” (page 216)

Pretty cool isn’t it – I mean comparing mass murder to sex. That’s the kind of thing you’d expect in Hollywood movies made by a bunch of . . .

You can get the book here.

The grand daddy of these books is this one.

Look at which flag is on top

This one was written by an officer on board the ship. It began to open the flood gates – gates still being plugged by AIPAC and the asses of your congresspussies.

You can get it here.

And if Daddy likes to watch DVD’s, here is a great one.

Kicks Israeli ass

You can get it here.

So be sure to order at least one of the above soon so Daddy will get it by Father’s Day.

2. Now as you know, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr are always coming up with innovative inventions to make your Zionist-dominated miserable lives somewhat more tolerable.  And now we really have come up with  something new that will turn out to be even more popular than the world famous ZBF.  It is a new fangled e-book, e-magazine reader that  allows you to download only anti-zionist books, magazines, videos and radio programs and at less than half the price you’d have to pay for them on the Zionist-controlled market.  Yes, the new Mantiq al-Tayr invention would be a great Father’s day gift for any Dad who is worn down into a state of quiet desperation under the grind of the tracks of the bulldozer known as Zionism.  So we here at Mantiq al-Tayr now show you the soon to be famous I-BEAK – the world’s only Zionist Bullshit-Free e-reader and tablet.  It also automatically downloads any new Haifa Wehbe videos as soon as they appear anywhere on the Internet.

(Graphic courtesy of Skulz Fontaine)

To get your new I-BEAK for just $666.66 call the Israeli embassy at 202.364.5500 or fax them at 202.364.5423.  Get that order in by June 8th, 2011 because Israel promises that for each order they receive by then they will kill one fewer unarmed and defenseless Palestinian man, woman or child.

(Not yet available in Iowa or in the Golan Heights, or Gaza, or the West Bank. )

3. One thoughtful reader of this blog posted a comment a while back suggesting that maybe less profanity would be cool. Needless to say readers of this blog responded by using as much profanity in their comments as possible.  Anyway, she goes by Kate and by Rubyinthedust and I checked out her own blogs on the web – she has three of them and they are pretty fucking good. (You all knew that was coming:-)

Turns out that Kate happens to think that US Senators should be taking care of Americans instead of selling out to AIPAC. Imagine that. She must be an anti-Senite or something. (If you don’t get the stupid pun then you must be a Shas Party member.)  Here’s her post on Senator Pat Toomey (Likud, PA), a true cretin.  That site of hers has an interesting name “Personal Pain Revealed.” It’s an apt name and frankly, all humor aside, probably would have been a good appellation for this site.

She’s got a couple of other blogs well worth taking a look at “My Heart for Palestine” and  “Comfortably Numb” which has a good article on the attacks on the Al-Aqsa Mosque by the chosen people of G-d who, as Kate notes, “dearly desire to erase history.”

Lots of Mantiqiyyan readers have pretty darn good blogs. No wonder the Internet is under assault. Keep it the good work, all of you and thank you Kate for your comments on this blog and the work you do on your sites.

جزاك الله خيراً

4.  If Israel can murder unarmed Palestinian civilians at a so called “border” site, then I say let’s kill all of the illegal Mexicans who come near or cross the US border with Mexico  (or with Canada, but we need to be sure we don’t kill white people by mistake, but I digress).  I mean, let’s face it, illegal immigration into the US, supported by many Zionist Jews,  is a serious problem. And since Israel  is our role model for security purposes, then we should have the 30 or 40 US soldiers not already stationed around the world fighting wars for the Jewish state positioned at the US-Mexican border with orders to shoot to kill all Mexicans  trying to enter  the US illegally.  If Israel can kill Palestinians living in Syria who march in protest against what Israel has done to the Palestinians and who do so on Syrian land moving toward land that is Syrian, then why the hell can’t we just blow the shit out of all them there Mexicans who are coming across our border with Mexico?

Oh, I can here all you bleeding heart liberals saying “Mantiq, you can’t be saying that Israel should be held up to the standards of the rest of the world? That would be really fucking anti-Semitic.”

Okay, then I’ll go even farther. I recommend we hire IDF troops to come do the killing for us since we do so much killing for them. We already support their killing of Palestinians en-mass even through charitable US tax-deductible organizations so why don’t we just openly declare that the US and Israel will kill anyone for any reason who get in their way?

Now I can hear some of you,of course most of you who read this site already know better, saying “Mantiq, you must  be fucking kidding. US tax-deductable outfits are not military-related and are not devoted to killing Palestinians. You are full of shit Mantiq.”

No dear reader. You are full of Zionist Bullshit. It’s up to your eyes, it’s in your brains. You need to get the I-BEAK. But I digress.

Besides, Rabbi Isaac Jeret says you are full of shit. Who is Rabbi Jeret?

Rabbi Isaac Jeret is the spiritual leader of Congregation Ner Tamid of South Bay in Rancho Palos Verdes. Among his various communal involvements, he serves currently as the chair of the National Rabbinic Cabinet of the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDF), as the vice president of the L.A. chapter of FIDF and as a member of FIDF’s national board.”

The FIDF’s own webpage tells us that:

Friends of the Israel Defense Forces is a 501(c)(3) not for profit organization.Contributions are tax deductible to the extent permitted by law.

And Rabbi Jeret really really really thinks Jews need to contribute to it:

Whether to strengthen Israel’s defense, to help maintain its ability to protect or rescue Jews at risk beyond Israel, to support the vitality and success of Israel’s next generations or to promote Jewish identity among our own youth and young adults, it is imperative that our efforts to ensure Israel’s future and our own include an essential commitment on our part, as Jews who live outside of Israel, to the welfare of the young men and women who serve as soldiers in the IDF — Israel’s Defense Forces.

The FIDF claims it’s aid is humanitarian. What it really is is giving aid and comfort to the enemy. And you get to pay for it. Hahahaha, I can hear them laughing all the way to the banks you helped bail out.

And they are pretty good at raising the money too. On one night this past March they raised over $23 million dollars. Read about it  here.

And if you really want to puke, watch their video here:

So you can give aid and comfort to this blood thirsty lawless military, but just try to provide humanitarian support to defenseless Palestinians in Gaza and you could be put in jail – or maybe even killed by IDF soldiers who receive FIDF support at your own expense.

5. I’ll close with another quote from James Scott’s book:

More than two dozen lawmakers in the Senate and House–many from states with large Jewish populations, such as New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut–took the floor the day of the attack to applaud Israel for its stunning war effort. Others rallied for emergency economic aid, urged America to reinforce its commitment to the Jewish state, and argued that Israel should be allowed to keep the territories it captured in recent days. One senator even inserted Abba Eban’s June 6 speech before the U.N. Security Council into the Congressional Record. But the laudatory speeches came even as American sailors aboard the Liberty struggled to put out fires, stop bleeding, and prevent the ship from sinking.(pages 103-104)

Oh Chanada! Canada Declares Independence from the United States

1. Canada, which since at least 1867 has been a suburb of the United States, has finally broken away and become an independent nation. Israel recognized the new state immediately.  Governor General Michaelle Jean’s position has been replaced by the Office of the Chief Rabbi. It is expected that the Chief Ashkhenazi Rabbi  in Israel, Yona Metzger, will soon appoint someone to that post.  However, Yosef Shalom Elaishiv, the man behind Metzger, will no doubt be the one who really makes the choice. No one knows who will appoint the French  Rabbi at this time. Stay tuned.

Prime Minister Steve Harper, below, consecrates his country’s new status and celebrates the nation’s name change.

Steve Harper, the Prime Minister of the Newly Declared State of Chanada

Steve Harper, the Prime Minister of the Newly Declared State of Chanada

2. Yona the barbarian Metzger is an interesting creature in his own Reich. Back during the Israeli massacre of anything in Gaza that moved this great humanitarian came up with a final solution for Gaza that the Gazans, ungrateful wretches that they are, have not even bothered to thank him for. He suggests that all of them be moved to the Sinai Peninsula. (Please note: this would be a war crime.) But it gets better, he wants the United States and the EU to pay for it! That’s chutzpah with a capital CH!

Metzger, like Rep. Eliot Engel (Likud, New York), does not feel that Palestinians have a place in Jerusalem whatsoever.  His reasoning is, well, Talmudic:

In the interview Metzger also described Jerusalem as “the capital city forever to the Jewish nation.” He argued that Muslims have no connection to Jerusalem commenting that “behind the Kotel we have a mosque. But when they pray even though they are in our holiest place, they face Mecca. Their back is to Jerusalem. So you can see from only one sign that it does not belong to them. They have nothing – no connection.”

As you would expect from the quotes above, Metzger sees himself as ecumenical, especially if his ecumenism involves bashing Muslims.

On a February 2007 trip to India, Metzger joined other prominent rabbis in signing a declaration against violence with local Hindu leaders, as part of a summit organized by the World Council of Religious Leaders. One of the points emphasized by the participants was the commonality between Jews and Hindus, particularly in regards to ongoing violence at the hands of Muslims. Metzger noted in his remarks that “Jews have lived in India for 2,000 years and have never been discriminated against. This is something unparalleled in human history.”

Yona Metzger is controversial in Israel itself for a number of reasons, some of them having to do with the highly idiosyncratic constituencies in the Israeli secular and religious body politic – very similar to infighting among the Russian communists. But there is also this:

Metzger had never served as a religious judge (dayan), though his role as Chief Rabbi would require him to sit as President of the Rabbinical Supreme Court for five years, before switching with his Sephardic counterpart to be head of the Chief Rabbinate Council.[24] Outgoing Sephardic Chief Rabbi Eliyahu Bakshi-Doron wrote a formal letter to the Chief Rabbinic Council complaining about Metzger’s appointment. In his letter, Bakshi-Doron described a 1998 rabbinical investigation into Metzger’s personal conduct and credentials, following the publicizing of multiple accusations of sexual harassment, forged signatures on wedding contracts, fraud and threatening other rabbis.[25] The commission of rabbis found Metzger’s explanations of his actions “insufficient” and ruled him “unfit to serve as a rabbi.” The commission, which included Rabbi Shlomo Amar, later agreed to drop the ruling on condition that Metzger withdraw his candidacy for chief rabbi of Tel Aviv, which he did. Bakshi-Doron was incensed to learn that, five years later, Metzger had now entered into the race for Chief Rabbi of the state. He called his appointment “a desecration of God’s name.”[26]

3. Let’s talk about OJ Simpson.  I mean we can’t always be talking about the Middle East and Zionism and all that stuff, right folks? So let’s talk about everyone’s favorite running back, movie star, murderer, wife beater and moron.  Okay, I can hear it now, “Mantiq, he is a wife beater and a moron and has proven that repeatedly. But a murderer? How can you say such a thing? After all, he was acquitted, n’est-ce pas?” (The French is in honor of the readers of this site from CQuebec, the French part of Chanada.)

Well  here’s the deal. Michael Collins Piper,  a very controversial figure who has said and written some utterly outlandish things about Israel (for example, MCP firmly holds the opinion that what the Israelis did in Gaza recently is evil, unlike the ADL , Eliot Engel,  and Yona Metzger), but let’s leave that aside for now, has come up with a new perspective on the murders of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman. He does not claim to have found the true killer and he does not proclaim OJ innocent. He does note that his elderly mother and her “little old lady” friends at the time of the trial all thought OJ was innocent, but Piper says he cared not a wit about the case when it happened and is not a sports fan either. However, he ended up doing some research on the case and found some interesting things about a woman named Michelle. He talked at length about this on the Republic Broadcasting Network on April 6, 2009.  Here is an excerpt from his presentation. If you want to hear the whole thing, you can subscribe to RBN’s archives for $1.33 a month [4 million Chanadian] and do so on a monthly basis. You know, President Obama, who is probably a natural born US citizen, should have provided free subscriptions to RBN’s archives as part of his stimulus package. But, again, I digress. Below is the link. Listen to the Piper and then download the rest if you want to know more. (You will.)

Bernard

4. Go back up and download that file. 🙂