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Traitors Without Borders

Harper 1

1. I’ve completely had it with Israel and its pernicious lobby in these United States. However, as angry as I am, I still enjoy laughing at our Canadian brothers and sisters, especially the ones who are afraid that the US will take over Canada. Not that they shouldn’t be worried, but the fact is, if the United States wanted to take over Canada it would have to first liberate Canada from Israel, an unlikely occurrence.

By the way, General Abdel Fattah Sisi is a Jew, but I digress.

Back to Canada.

All you them thar Canadiuns who want to try to take your country back might want to start planning for a huge demonstration on December 1, 2013. You see, The Israeli Prime Minister for Chanadian Affairs, Stephen Harper, is being honored by the Jewish National Fund of Toronto on December 1st, 2013 at the Metro Centre in Toronto. It will be a huge, lavish, Israel-firster affair during which Haper’s complete, total, 100 per cent ownership by Israel will be proclaimed as the greatest thing since someone got the idea and men should cut off the end of the dicks.  It’s called the Negev Dinner 2013.

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On, and thanks to Xymphora for noting this, to make matters even worse the, this same bunch of Israel-firsters is going to use 2013 Negev Campaign funds to build a bird sanctuary in Israel and they are going to name this sanctuary after Stephen Harper.  Needless to say, all of the tuyuur at Mantiq al-Tayr are pissed. Really pissed.

According to the JNF Toronto website, you can call here:

Phone to get more info. Canadians of the world unite! And call that number and tell them what you think.

2. IAF 3

In the meantime, members of the US Congress continue to worship Israel and to sacrifice American interests at the alter of the “Jewish State.”  There’s a little publicized outfit full of Israel-firsters in Congress called, and I’m not making this up, “The Congressional Israel Allies Caucus” (part of the Israel Allies Foundation) and it is up to no good, as one might expect.  As I write these words these assholes are meeting in Jerusalem, Israel – that’s what they call it and you can see above, for a three day conference dedicated to kissing Israel’s ass.

“Thousands of Christians, along with lawmakers from around the world, will participate in an Israel Allies Foundation conference beginning Sunday.

“The 25 visiting lawmakers are leaders of pro-Israel caucuses in their countries, affiliated with the Israel Allies Foundation, founded by former tourism minister Rabbi Bennie Elon, and the Knesset Christian Allies Caucus.”

Here’s an interesting quote from their “About” page.

Pioneered by MK Rabbi Binyamin Elon, the Israel Allies Foundation (IAF) works with Congress and parliaments around the world to mobilize political support for Israel based on Judeo-Christian values.”

Here’s another one. Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is done today’s guest editor, Noor al-Haqiqa or “Snip” as we call her in the chatroom.

Ms. Snip

Ms. Snip, guest editor

“The Foundation addresses a range of issues, most of which are spearheaded by the Caucus. These issues include moving the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s united capital, addressing Iranian nuclear ambitions, making sure US funding does not go to terror connected entities, fighting against the delegitimization of Israel, and holding the UN and UNRWA accountable.  These issues are gravely important as US foreign policy has strategic bearing on our country’s security. “

Somebody ought to record the above and add a laugh track.

Go here to see if your congressman is a TRAITORS member.


A bunch of these dimwits in the Congressional Israel Allies Caucus (TRAITORS), have recently sponsored yet another bill to move the so-called US Embassy (which it isn’t) to Jerusalem.

These fuck heads are also on Facebook.

I find it interesting that when I come across articles about this conference we don’t seem to get the names of the politicians who are actually attending.

Instead of running around at Bilderberg conferences, I think our investigators in the alternative media need to be checking out the likes of The Congressional Israel Allies Caucus” and it’s mother organization the Israel Allies Foundation.

3. Okay it’s video time. First let’s take a look at the absolutely insane Trent Franks (Habayit Hayehudi, Arizona), co-chair of the Congressional Israel Allies Caucus and who just the other day said he intends to introduce legislation calling for war with Iran, as Franks talks of his devotion to a foreign power.

Now that you have endured that, here’s your reward. “Haddi Ya Bahr” by NaVil Mansour and Ronza Ismael.

“Nostalgia and hope meet in this song and remind us on the core of the Palestinian cause: the Right of Return.”

Israel Routes US Forces in “Six-Hour War”


(Artwork done by the Popular Front for the Liberation of the US – Skulz Division)

Obama Orders Land, Sea and Air Invasion of Israel

US Sixth Fleet Wiped Out by Israeli Planes, Ships and Subs

Entire Marine Expeditionary Unit Annihilated by Israeli Forces

10th Mountain Division Troops fail to take Haifa, flee into Southern Lebanon

Israeli Amphibious Assault on Washington DC successful. Israeli Flag Flies over the US Capitol Building.

Obama Hiding Out at Columbia University because no one there knows what he looks like.

After yet another contentious phone conversation with Bibi Netanyahu, the Israeli Vice Present for American Affairs (IVPFAA), Barack Hussein Sotero,  attempted a palace coup by ordering an immediate land, sea and air invasion of Israel yesterday morning.  Major forces from the US Sixth Fleet were near the Israeli coastline at the time, and General Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Stiff, figured that those forces, combined with the element of surprise, would be sufficient to “take over that shitty little country” according to highly placed Israeli military sources at the Pentagon.

The Israelis however were fully prepared for the attack and routed US forces in about six hours. “It’s like they had access to all of our classified military intelligence communications” said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. Lesley Miller.  “They knew everything, the specific amphibious assault ships, the number of planes taking off from the aircraft carriers, and the precise locations of the landings at Haifa and Ashdod, everything” a tearful Miller said as he was lead off to jail by Israeli authorities now in charge of the Pentagon.


According to Israeli intelligence sources at the CIA, Israeli submarines sunk the USS Kearsage, an LHD Wasp class amphibious assault ship, off the shores of Ashdod minutes after all of the marines in the infantry element of the ship’s Marine Expeditionary Unit were deployed onto landing craft and before the aviation combat element could take off. “The marines were fucking sitting duck’s out there in the water” said Avigdor Lieberman, Israel’s Foreign Minister adding “and we killed every single one of those motherfuckers.”

At almost the same time, for reasons that the Pentagon has yet to clarify, forces from the US Army’s 10th Mountain Division were landed in Haifa in northern Israel seconds before their ship was also sunk by Israel’s navy.  After a battle that lasted several minutes, the remaining members of the division high-tailed it into southern Lebanon where they were given refuge and protection by Hizbullah’s militia. “Yeah, once they got into Lebanon, we stopped chasing them” said Representative Eric Cantor, (Likud, Va) who was in Israel selling US military secrets at the time of the attack. Cantor added, “Those Hizbullah dudes can really kick ass, so we decided not to escalate the situation.”


The attack was doomed from the start because Israeli air and naval forces were able to sink the Sixth Fleet’s command ship just moments after it received its orders from Obama’s secure phone at the White House.  The USS Mount Whitney, whose new commander was put into place less than two weeks ago, and all of its crew were lost. Former USS Mount Whitney commander, Capt. Ted Williams, who was replaced due to allegations of misconduct on November 19th, said “Well, I guess that was a blessing in disguise.”

With the command and control structure decapitated at the start of the battle, the US assault was poorly coordinated and haphazard. In addition, “The Israeli military forces were far superior to anything we’ve faced since the end of WWII,” according to Dempsey. “Look what we’ve been doing since at least 1990 is fighting ragtime armies with no morale, no modern equipment, no air force whatsoever, and a number of whom want us to martyr them anyway. This is the first time in my military career that we’ve been ordered to fight someone who wasn’t essentially defenseless. Thank God we didn’t try to fight Hizbullah, they’d have really kicked our asses.”

As if to second Dempsey’s comments, Hizbullah spokesbeauty, Haifa Wehbe, noted “Some of the American troops were really pissed at Israel and wanted to join our militia. We told them they weren’t well-trained enough. Even a Shas Party member could figure that out, but I digress.”

According to Israel’s Ambassador to Israel, Dan Shapiro, “We were able to establish air superiority over the battle space as soon as we took out the Mount Whitney. We then turned our planes and subs onto the Nimitz and destroyed all of the aircraft on its deck. And damn, those German submarines are good. When the torpedoes hit the Nimitz it blew up like just like a bomb. No fuck ups this time, like when we couldn’t even sink the USS LIBERTY, we learned from that one.”

Israeli fighter pilots who participated in the “turkey shoot” as they called it, reported that once the Nimitz went up in radio-active smoke the rest of the ships in the Sixth fleet began to scatter in different directions. “It was fun watching the subs blow them up one by one” said one of the pilots. According to Dempsey, speaking from his prison cell,  the only reason that any of the ships managed to make it to Malta safely was because “The Israelis fucking ran out of torpedoes.”

In another surprise, it turns out that Israel’s Iron Dome technology, virtually useless against home-made Palestinian bottle rockets, works quite well against million-dollar-apiece and highly sophisticated cruise missiles. The Sixth fleet was able to launch a number of them before being taken out, but all of the missiles were successfully intercepted by Iron Dome. Israeli military expert, Wolf Blitzer, reported from Jerusalem “Israel knows cruise missile technology inside and out, having acquired it from the United States, improved it, and sold it to China and Russia.”

Not satisfied with the total demolition of the Sixth Fleet, Israeli generals ordered an amphibious invasion of Washington, DC using nuclear-armed submarines stationed off the US coast. As was the case on 9/11, Washington and the nearby Pentagon were completely undefended and after Israeli missiles took out the White House and most of the Pentagon, the Israeli forces quickly took over Capitol Hill. Congress was in session at the time and welcomed the Israeli troops with open arms and mouths.

“It was a great victory” said Senator Ben Cardin (Likud, Md) as he spat into a spittoon, “We were in the middle of a vote on a Joint resolution supporting Israel in this conflict when the troops came in. We gave them a standing ovation. I even  helped them raise the Israeli flag over the Capitol building.”

At the same time, in Lafayette Park Senator Charles Schumer, (Likud, NY), was holding a rally for Israel and speaking to an audience estimated at about 6 million people. “We are all Israelis now” he said, quoting an article from the National Review.  

In a related note, Shas Party officials, not realizing that this piece is satire, called for a National Day of Celebration in Israel called Yom Kick Ass to be held every December 1st until the Messiah returns. 

2. Okay, its video time. As you know, this site is a fan of the Palestinian musician Nabil Mansour. Recently Nabil sent to a number of his contacts a link to a new song he has done with the wonderful Ronza Ismail, another Palestinian artist – and one with a lovely voice. It’s beautiful.  It is in Arabic, but there are subtitles in three languages, including English, so that American, and I use that term loosely, news correspondents in the Middle East can understand it. I think that was pretty nice of Nabil.

3. I’ve been posting a bit to twitter lately, something I used to basically never do. The twitter link is at the top right-hand corner of this blog. I’ve also been active on Facebook – I hate Facebook, but anyway I’ve been more active over there as well. Come join me if you’d like.

Another Product of Jewish Radicalization Programs

Art work by Skulz

Note to Shas Party members, FBI agents, and Americans, all red highlighting below is mine.

1.  “That incident has prompted a lot of soul searching inside the movement for Palestinian human rights, because it showed that a significant part of the community wants to talk about Israeli policy in the context of Jewish history and Jewish identity, and do so in a highly critical manner. Clearly a lot of people, including many in our community, want to have these conversations and regard them as necessary to resolving the Middle East conflict. We don’t. We are tired of serving as a platform for this discussion, including in the comment section, and don’t see the conversation as a productive one. From here on out, the Mondoweiss comment section will no longer serve as a forum to pillory Jewish culture and religion as the driving factors in Israeli and US policy.”

Phil Weis.

2. “I’m angry.

“You see, as most Americans were waking up this morning, and those in Europe and elsewhere around the world were going about their daily routines, here in Israel — over one million people were running for cover from a hail of rockets being rained down by Palestinian terrorists in Gaza. In the space of 24 hours, since Tuesday evening, 80 rockets have been fired on southern Israel. That’s more than three rockets per hour. By the time I finish this article, odds are that count will have risen to 85 rockets.”

Tough shit asshole.  Let’s take a look at some figures courtesy of “If Americans Knew“. The totals are from September 29, 2000 through the end of August of this year.

Breakdown of Deaths
Israelis Palestinians
Children Killed
(More on the impact on children.)
Remember These Children
Remember These Children
Civilians* Killed 731
3,535 – 4,226
People killed in the course of a targeted killing 1 408 or more
People who were the object of a targeted killing 1 238
People killed on own land 586 (54.1%)
6,359 (98.9%)
People killed on others’ land 498 (45.9%)
71 (1.1%)

This chart shows that when it comes to children, 12 times more Palestinian children have been killed. 1,452 Palestinian children have been killed by the (illegimate) state of Israel – the Jewish state.

Israel has killed 408 Palestinians through direct targeting. Only 238 of those were the actual targets. The Palestinians have killed exactly one Jew that way.

So who is this Arsen Ostrovsky who says that “my country” meaning “his country” is under attack?

He’s an Australian Jew who moved to Israel during the summer of 2012. Yup Israel is his country. It’s not Hesham Tillawi’s country – Hesham was actually born there. It’s the country of this Australian Jew who also worked as an Israel advocate in New York and is the product of one of the many Jewish radicalization programs running in American (and elsewhere) called MASA (founded by Ariel Sharon previously covered here on Mantiq al-Tayr.)

In fact, he is the product of a considerable history of being radicalized by Jewish Zionist outifts:

“Before making this decision [to move to Israel], I worked as an attorney in Sydney, and for the past year, have been working in New York – focusing on Israel advocacy. In between, I also had the privilege – courtesy of the Jewish Agency and Masa Israel – to work in the Knesset. And throughout, I have, for as long I remember, been involved in just about every Jewish and pro-Israel organization.”

Oh, and this Australian Jew is also a “human rights lawyer”. What a bunch of Zionist Bullshit.

Fifth column? Consider this quote:

“Australia is not Israel. Israel is home.”

The emphasis in italics is his, not mine, nor is it from the frequent imaginary guest editor of Mantiq al-Tayr,  Haifa Wehbe.

Just to make sure you all get the point, a point even a Shas party member could understand, he also writes the following:

“I sometimes ask myself where my Zionism and attachment to Israel stem from. What draws me to this land and these people? The answer, though, is simple: Although I come from Australia, I consider myself first and foremost a Jew and a Zionist, and as such, this land and these people are also my land and my people.”

So if you want to ” talk about Israeli policy in the context of Jewish history and Jewish identity, and do so in a highly critical manner” you may do so here.

3. It was either a choice of a video about how cats ought to all be made Shas Party members on the one hand or a belly dance video on the other. My many contacts in the PFLP (Popular Front for the Liberation of Pussycats) opted for the latter, sot that’s what I’m going with. Oh, and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

This woman is really good. Really good. Makes me think we need a new Mantiqiyyan invention, but I digress.

Do Not Buy Israeli Hummus (Or Israeli Anything)

1. It’s always nice to be vindicated. Since the inception of this blog I have argued that the “peace process” has never been anything but a complete fraud serving as a front to aid Israeli designs toward displacing as many Palestinians as possible and taking as much land as possible.  Those who thought that the lawn jockey Barack Obama would change anything in this regard should get on the next flotilla to Gaza.

2. As on openly practicing hummus-sexual, back in September of 2009  I  posted about Sabra hummus, Sabra being owned by Strauss, an Israeli company, and I urged people to boycott hummus made by Israeli-owned firms. (As  have many others before and since.)  Now, thanks to the Sabbah Daily, I have learned that well the cat has hit the fan, if you will, at Depaul University (school motto “We don’t need no Finklesteins”) where a student group called “Students for Justice in Palestine” has been urging the University to stop selling Sabra products.  There are some pretty good graphics on the page I’ve just linked to and one is below.  They also have an on-line petition that you can sign here.

Wake Up and Smell the Apartheid

Now it turns out that Strauss is a big supporter of the IDF and in particular the infamous Golani Brigade and the Givati Brigade. Strauss is proud of its support of these notorious human rights violators –  and brags about this on its websites. Oh, wait. On their English website they took this info off, but they kept it on the Hebrew page according to this report. Man, where is MEMRI when you really need them? But I digress.

According to the Indymedia report to which I just linked above – and I am quoting directly from that report – Strauss had the following wording on its website in English until recently stating that its

“connection with soldiers goes as far back as the country, and even further. We see a mission and need to continue to provide our soldiers with support, to enhance their quality of life and service conditions, and sweeten their special moments. We have adopted the Golani reconnaissance platoon for over 30 years and provide them with an ongoing variety of food products for their training or missions, and provide personal care packages for each soldier that completes the path.”

However, on that same page on January 18, 2011, I found this wording:

Israel Defense Forces

As part of its donations program, the Sales Division of Strauss Israel has made a contribution to the men and women who serve in the Golani brigade. The funds are designated for welfare, cultural and educational activities, such as pocket money for underprivileged soldiers, sports and recreational equipment, care packages, and books and games for the soldiers’ club. Yotvata, our dairy in the south, contributes likewise to the southern Shualei Shimshon unit.

This down plays the 30-year connection but I guess they are just so proud of their support for human rights violations that they just had to have something in there.

Adalah notes:

Historically, the Israeli army has been a flagrant violator of human rights and international law. Even in this context, the Golani Brigade has attracted particular attention. According to a January 2009 article in Ha’aretz Daily, the Golani Brigade “is known as a brigade that struggles with no small number of disciplinary problems and scandals, caused by bad behavior ranging from revolts against commanders to abuse of Palestinians.”

Breaking the Silence“, a group composed of ex-Israeli soldiers, has documented numerous cases of Golani Brigade involvement in human rights abuses. For example, in November 2008, members of the Golani Brigade filmed themselves forcing a captive, blindfolded Palestinian to sing humiliating songs, some, as the BBC news describes it, “of a sexual nature,” and some about the Golani Brigade. In December 2005, a Golani Brigade officer was convicted for beating a Palestinian detainee and threatening to cut off his penis.

These guys are real sons of bitches. Samuel Nichols, whose report in Indymedia I quoted from above, writes in that same report of his own experiences with the Golani Brigadge.

Back in November 2009, when I was with a Christian Peacemaker Team in the West Bank, the Golani brigade was stationed in Hebron. Throughout their stay I witnessed and documented the extreme and unwarranted use of violence on Palestinian residents as Golani soldiers inflicted head wounds, broke civilians’ hands, and sexually harassed women at checkpoints. The Israeli military’s occupation of Hebron is consistently inhumane, but the maltreatment of Palestinian residents by the Golani Brigade is unparalleled.

Buy Sabra hummus and kill a Palestinian.  Sounds like a good deal to me. Or how about, “Buy Sabra hummus, cut off a Palestinian’s dick.” ?

As is usually the case with Israeli entities, Strauss’ website is filled with information about what a shitty outfit it is once you can see through all of the Zionist Bullshit. (Which is why you need to buy your ZBF today and if you do we will give you a free hummus-making kit.)

For example, while the besieged Palestinians in Gaza are barely allowed enough to eat, Strauss is doing the following:

At a time when many children are living below the poverty line – satiation is a basic and instinctive survival goal. As a leading food corporation, we see ourselves as the spearhead in this war and naturally provide food products to dozens of organizations on a daily basis. These products reach thousands of our needy throughout Israel. This is done through “A sandwich for every child every day” project, in which our employees prepare 450 sandwiches a day (130,000 per year), that are distributed to nurseries, schools and clubs in Carmiel and adjacent settlements. Collecting and packaging food baskets for Rosh Hashanah and Passover for thousands of needy families throughout the country, which is carried out by our employees and volunteers at food organizations.

What is Carmiel? Note Strauss is not talking about Carmel but rather another “Israeli” town of Carmiel (also commonly spelled Karmiel) in Northern Israel. Here is how that town of about 50,000 Jews came into existence:

In 1956, about 1,275 acres (5.16 km2) of land in the Israeli Arab villages of Deir al-Asad, Bi’ina and Nahf were declared “closed areas” by Israeli authorities. This area, near the main road between Acre and Safed, had been an important marble quarrying site. In 1961, the Israeli authorities expropriated the land to build Karmiel.


Of course, this fact should come as no surprise since the whole country is just the result of one big land grab.  But isn’t it comforting to know that by buying Sabra hummus you are feeding Jewish kids living on land stolen from Arab kids?

3. The Macy Gray story is getting out. On Facebook in response to her request for input, I told her to go ahead and go to Israel and perform but to then travel in the West Bank and Gaza if possible and get to know the Palestinians and then hold a press conference, if she so desires, to talk about what she has seen in front of the cameras. Anyway, she’s getting endless shit from Israelis not for going, but for criticizing Israel in the first place.  You can never do enough to please these people. Never.

4. Part II of “A Problem in Bumfuck Idaho” will be coming out soon. Stand by.

5. I will also be posting about Michael Collins Piper’s recent podcasts, at least one of them anyway. You can find them here.  Mike is unique, if you’ve not heard him, give him a try.

6. Now, as a tribute to Zine El-Abidine ben Ali ben Kalb, we present the following video played at over a zillion sports events around the world. You know, I bet the Saudis have room in their palaces for Husni and Saleh and . . .


The Zionist Bullshit Filter

1. The past months  have seen incredible storms all over the United States, a Wolf Blitzerkrieg that has brutally hit the northeast, the entire east coast the midwest the northwest and even all the way south as far as Austin, Texas. Yes, basically since the time Baruch Obama muffed taking the Oaf of Office, the lower 48 states, plus Alaska and Hawai, have been hit hard by and buried deep in tons and tons of Zionist Bullshit.   The Main Stein Media’s vicious assault is ubiquitous, inescapable. The New York Times, The Washington Post,  and all the Zell-owned Zionist hasbara tools like the Baltimore Sun, the Chicago Tribune and the LA Times, all the major magazines, Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, Commentary, the New Republic, The Atlantic Monthly, you name em, all the alphabet television networks – all of them – and radio airwaves are bombarding us constantly with the likes of Wolf Sheister, Glenn Beckstein, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage,  female impersonator Ann Coulter, Laura Ingrate, Alan Derwoshitz and on and on and on. Oh, and let’s not forget two my very own favorites, Ethan Bonner and Howard Schneider. Sorry, I forgot to mention National Purim Radio’s Linda Gradstein, married to a former Israeli sniper.  (NPR refuses, according to Allison Weir, to say whether or not Linda Gradstein is an Israeli citizen. Her husband and children are.)  It is an unending, relentless, merciless assault covering the entire nation feet deep in Zionist Bullshit.  Even Hawaii is lathered in it, despite the best efforts of Mike Rivero, may he live long, prosper and found his own network.

2. But we here at Mantiq al-Tayr have a solution. All the various tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have been hard at work to produce a device that will help you crawl out of the sink hole of Zionist Bullshit into which at this point you are going down faster and faster.  Yes indeed goys and girls, now you can, if you use our new device twice a day, see results in just days and in a matter of weeks you will find that you suddenly have more time to do things you like, your mental energy will be that of a person years younger, your insight will be like that of Michael Collins Piper, and your outlook on life will be forever changed.  What you need is the one and only  Mantiq al-Tayr-certified Zionist Bullshit Filtertm pictured below.

The Zionist Bullshit Filter Lite

This easy-to- use device is guaranteed to remove hundreds of newspaper column inches of Zionist Bullshit from your newspapers each day. Plus, if cleaned properly,  it will remove up to 500 megabytes of Zionist audio and video bullshit from radio and television programs you “enjoy” on your computer, DVR, or on DVD.  Once your newspapers and radio and tv programs have been purged of all the Zionist Bullshit that is in them, you’ll won’t have to spend so much time reading and listening to crap you know is bullshit and waste all that time filtering it out yourself.

Here’s proof.

Back in early February we exposed some of the nefarious work of groups like Ateret Cohanim, which is nothing short of a human trafficking organization which gets the majority of its funding from US tax-deductible contributions, and which also has a very special relationship with Israeli spy and American traitor Jonathan Pollard.  We pointed out that Ateret Cohanim illegally has built and populated a seven-story a house on Palestinian land in Jerusalem and dedicated it to Jonathan Pollard even naming it after him: Beit Yehonatan – Hebrew for “Jonathan’s House.”

Shortly after we did this, Howard Schneider, the current Jerusalem based Zionist propagandist for the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post [JWNYTP], wrote a piece that in-part featured Beit Yehonatan – giving it quite the sympathetic portrayal – I’m sure you are shocked.  The piece is so full of Zionist Bullshit you’d need a whole bottle of Bronfman-owned scotch to swallow it all.

Speaking of the Sheikh Jarrah neighborhood, another place where Arabs are losing their homes to Jewish fanatics, Schneider makes it sound like it is no big deal at all:

“On a citywide scale, the stakes do not seem so momentous, involving just a few acres of land and a few dozen families. Jerusalem’s Arab population as a percentage of the city’s total is about 35 percent and climbing — in seeming contradiction to charges that Israeli policies are “Judaizing” the city.”

Those fucking Arabs, what are they bitching about? They are 35% of the population of their own city that Jews stole from them. Ungrateful bastards.

Then we get a section of the piece called “Jewish Attachment” and we learn all about, well, not quite all about, Beit Yehonatan, which Schneider spells slightly differently.  Red highlights are mine.

Jewish attachment

It is in other neighborhoods — from Sheikh Jarrah, north of the Old City, to the hillside neighborhood of Silwan and beyond to the south — where the tension with Jewish attachment to the area becomes more acute, playing out on a house-by-house basis.

On Silwan’s northern ridge, for example, a community that began as a haven for Yemenite Jews in the late 1800s is now virtually all Arab — except for the seven-story Beit Yonatan building, marked by a Star of David flag hanging down its length. To Luria, Beit Yonatan’s presence in Silwan simply marks the return of Jews to a neighborhood where they had lived until the ethnic strife that preceded Israel’s founding forced them out.

He adds more blathering by Luria about the situation in Silwan and of course tosses in a quote or two of people critical of what’s going on – most of it, but not all, just diluted forms of Zionist Bullshit.

But what Schneider does not mention, and I cannot believe he does not know this, though it is also possible that his editors at the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post just wouldn’t include it, is that  Beit Yohanatan is literally dedicated to the notorious Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard. Leaving this information out is another example of disgraceful Zionist Bullshit.

Oh, let me sort of digress for second. Did you know that Pollard is actually involved with Beit Yehonatan from his jail cell in these United States? Did you know he gets visited by fanatical Israeli Rabbis and they pass messages back to Israel for him?  Red highlights are mine.

A meeting last month between the Dean of Yeshivat Merkaz HaRav, Rabbi Yaakov Shapira, and Jonathan Pollard in the latter’s US Federal prison cell may have consequences for Jewish – and Arab – construction in eastern Jerusalem.

Rabbi Shapira visited Pollard in his jail cell five weeks ago, together with Rabbi Pesach Lerner, who is Executive Vice President of the National Council of Young Israel. At one point, when Rabbi Shapira asked him what specifically he can do for Pollard back in Israel, Pollard answered, “I am very concerned for Beit Yehonatan. It needs to be looked after and made sure that not only is it not destroyed or evacuated, but that it becomes a center of Torah and prayer.”

Shapira is the son of an insane Rabbi who “During the days of the Oslo Accords, Shapira was one of the founders of an organization that declared that handing over parts of the land of Israel to gentiles, even with a peace agreement, contradicted halacha and was therefore forbidden.”

The Yeshiva Shapira heads is very influential in Israel. So Jonathan Pollard, from his prison cell, is helping to create more ethnic tension in Jerusalem, against US official policy and in violation of international law. Pollard is being allowed to continue his treasonous behavior right from his prison cell. That, goys and girls, is pure unadalterated 100 percent Zionist Bullshit.  Schneider doesn’t breath a word of it to you. Wonder why?

Now, back to the ZBF.  Here’s how it works. You can take any newspaper article, or even an entire newspaper, magazine or book and feed it directly into the front end. It will scan every word of every page and will delete all the Zionist Bullshit and then will print out what’s left.

So we took Schneider’s entire article and ran it through the ZBF.  We set the ZBF’s adustable filter to “high” meaning “any sentence that has any Zionist Bullshit is to be removed.” Out of the entire article, the only thing the ZBF put out was the following quote by one of the Palestinians being screwed by the evictions in the Sheikh Jarrah area.

“We don’t want to let them stay here,” he said, nodding toward his former home, where a large menorah now adorns the roof. At the opposite end of the building, Ramadan lights were still on display, put up by a Palestinian family whose case is pending in the courts.

“We don’t want them to rest in peace and quiet,” Ghawi said of the new occupants. “We want to show the world they are sleeping in our homes.”

3. The Zionsit Bullshit Filtertm can also be hooked up to your computer and it will pull all the Zionist Bullshit out of your radio shows, podcasts, DVD’s  anything.  You will save yourself hours. On average, videos done by Alex Jones are reduced to about 15 minutes. [In a planned upgrade, we will add a “remove bullhorn bullshit” setting which will save you even more time.] RBN  programs come out with almost no commercials in them – some RBN shows, like Michael Collins Piper’s and Hesham Tillawi’s process quite nicely – commercial free and some of the callers are blipped out, especially that drunk asshole from West Virginia who keeps calling in,  but you get all the good stuff from Hesham and Mike. [In yet another planned upgrade, we are going to add to Hesham’s show things Mark Glenn would have said if had not been banned from RBN by Stadmiller.]   Current Issues TV goes through the machine untouched. Frosty Wooldridge’s written and audio material is completely eliminated!  ZBF owners will proudly live in a Frosty-Free Environment (FFE).

In the mornings, I just take the whole newspaper and run it through the ZBF while I’m taking a shower and when I have my breakfast, I can read the whole paper in just five minutes. It gives me more time to listen to (and read) Michael Collins Piper, The Ugly Truth with Mark Glenn and The Liberty Hour with Phil Tourney and Mark Glenn. I’ve lost weight, my prostate has returned to a normal size, my kids love me again, and my wife has an even more pleasant smile on her face all the time.

And there are so many different applications for this G-d-sent product. Looking for a job? And who isn’t thanks to Islamofascist Ben Shalom Bernanke and his friends? Well, run the Want-Ads from the newspapers or any Internet site through your new ZBF and filter out all the outfits run by Zionist controlled corporations . How about a sports team to root for?  Well this will sure as hell narrow that down. Looking for a good restaurant or Deli? You can rely on the Zionist Bullshit Filter.

As for local, state and national representatives? You are fucked. And the ZBF will tell you so. . .

Before moving on to the new theory behind the collapse of WTC7, I want to link to the following excellent article by Alison Weir because it will give new readers some insight into how much Zionist Bullshit is coming your way.

The article is called “All in the Family“.  Read it and order your ZBF as soon as you can. [Note: Ms. Weir and her excellent website “If Americans Knew” do not receive any compensation from sales of the ZBF.]

4.  Now folks, this is the part of the post where I normally include either a video of a stupid cat, in honor of the Anonymous Arabist, or a video of a pleasant looking female vocalist.  Sometimes both.   Now in our last post, we gave you a plethora of cat and vocalist videos but we actually had a hidden agenda. We included within those video files the clue to the real reason behind the collapse of WTC-7. To our great sadness, shock, awe, disappointment, grief, anxiety and just plain horror, not one reader got the clue – or if they did they were afraid to put anything in the comments section for fear of the wrath of the catophile Anonymous Arabist. who, if she had her way, would put Cat Woman in charge of the Washington Redskins. Hmmm, not a bad idea actually.  But I digress.

Anyway, two of the videos clearly explain the real reason for the collapse of the WTC-7.  But first a quick review of the situation so that Shas Party Members (SPMs) will be able to follow.

The National Institute for Story Telling (the NIST) has explained that a new phenomenon in the world of pecuniary-based physics called “thermal expansion” is what’s behind the collapse of the building in just a few seconds falling into its own footprint like the melting wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz.

Other people posit the theory that the building was brought down by controlled demolition.

Now lets take a few seconds and look at the key video from our last post, the one that “let’s the cat out of the bag” so to speak.  The video below was the second video in that series. What we did not explain to you was that this cat was actually inside WTC-7 at the time it was frightened. Now watch the cat and how it hard it hits the wall.

Seconds later this is what happened.

The real cause of the total utter collapse of WTC-7 into its own footprint in a matter of seconds was not “thermal expansion” but rather the cause was, as we say (badly) in Latin: Feles Exitium.  “Cat Destruction.”

The people at the NIST should be ashamed of themselves.

Now, we have to find out how BBC correspondent Jane Standley knew in advance that the pussy cat was going to take down the building?  Was it her cat?


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Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

1. I’ve had it being Mr. Nice Mantiq al-Tayr. These United States are permeated with traitors who pretend to be part of our society but whose loyalties lie elsewhere; said fact being a cause of tremendous damage to this country. No, I’m not talking about the likes of the absolute fraud bull-shitter lying pretend and extremely bigoted Zionist war-mongering fake orientalist David Gaubatz who claims he knows Arabic because he attended classes at the Foreign Service Institute. More on this paranoid loon in a later post.

I’m talking instead about the likes of traitor  Tsvi Mark who recently completed his first year at West Point. He then got on a plane with 237 other traitors from North American countries and flew off to Israel. He did so in order to join an “elite” unit (the Hebrew word for “elite” means “really good at murdering Palestinians”) in the Israeli military. On that very same plane, over 50 others, at least, were going right into the Israeli military.  It appears that almost all of the  passengers were on the plane in order to “make aliya” (Hebrew for “to betray your country”) to Israel and thus become Israeli citizens. And you get to help pay for it. Keep reading.

This story is just so rich it really had the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr scratching their feathers trying to figure out which nuggets about these traitors to bring to your attention and which ones to just let you read about on the links included in this article.

Screw it.  Let’s have some fun as we go board the Ship of Israeli Traitors (SHIT). Go get  your favorite beverage and come back and have a seat. It should be a great ride.

First, let’s see who else was on this Star (of David) Trek ship. Red highlights are mine.

Also on board was a large contingent of 35 olim from Cleveland, Ohio. The CEO of American Greetings Corporation, Zev Weiss, joined them to accompany his dear friend, andCEO of Intellectual Property Joseph Mandelbaum, who made aliyah on the flight.

Please make sure to boycott all products by American Greetings Corporation as well as those of Intellectual Property.No doubt the citizens of Cleveland are most distressed that the Cleveland Indians players were not among the 35 traitors from Cleveland on the plane. But I digress. [Hell, may as well send the Cleveland Browns too.]

As for Joseph Mandelbaum, it turns out that “Intellectual Property” is part of American Greetings Corporation and works to market their worthless products to you goyim out there. Please see this link and boycott the goods mentioned there too.

No doubt all you home schoolers out there will be thrilled to know that young children also were brainwashed given an opportunity to participate in betraying the United States. This will be good practice for when they grow up and can finish the job that’s already well under way.

This charter plane featured the winning logo of the Nefesh B’Nefesh and BabagaNewz.com, an educational website for Jewish middle-schoolers and teachers, ‘Destination Israel’ logo design contest, which encouraged students in Grades 4–7 to create an aliyah plane logo. The winning entry, . . ., was painted on the side of this flight.

The “winning entry” is here:

Where's Walid?

What the fuck happened to Palestine? Yes indeed, little Jewish children are being taught that there is no Palestine while at the same time they are being taught to be traitors to the United States. Go look at the photo of the plane at the top of this post and you’ll see the picture on it.

And maybe that is why Tsvi Mark had this to say about his betrayal of the United States:

“I had always wanted to join the U.S. army and train at West Point, but once I was there I realized that what I really wanted was to go home, to our land, our people, and our army.”

Yes, this future child killer might also even get a chance to kill some of his fellow West Pointers. Israel likes to kill graduates of America’s service academies. Just ask any of the USS Liberty Survivors.

But it gets worse. Much worse. Let’s learn a little more about Tsvi Mark and about an on-going large scale operation whose goal is to create traitors.

Tsvi Mark, 20, spent last year as a student at West Point. The Silver Spring resident, a former student at the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy, says he decided in his senior year to attend either the Army service academy or its Navy equivalent at Annapolis. (His father had been a career U.S. Air Force officer, retiring as a lieutenant colonel.)

Before little Tsvi went to West Point he went to a terrorist training camp – oops, I meant to say he went to traitor recruitment program in Israel. If you say “What’s the difference?” you’ll get no argument here.

However, he decided to spend a year in Israel before entering college and spent 2007-08 in a mechina (religious military preparation) program on Moshav Avne Etan, a cooperative agricultural community in the Golan Heights. While there, he “began to think of the IDF as an option,” Mark says.

So before he goes off to West Point he spends a year in a “religious military preparation” program in a foreign country – Syria. That’s right. The Golan Heights are Syrian territory occupied and settled (illegally) by Israel. That’s how he spent his time in Israel, occupying Syrian territory. Could you imagine if he’d been Muslim and did something like this?  But it gets worse. With Zionism it always does.

“During the second semester, I decided that if I was not at West Point, I wanted to be in Israel,” says Mark, who took the Aug. 3 NBN flight. Like others interviewed, Mark praised NBN — which assists new immigrants to Israel from North American and Great Britain with paperwork, offers grants, serves as a liaison with government agencies once they arrive and provides career counseling — for easing the process.

NBN is short for the Nefesh B’Nefesh organization that exists solely for the purpose of creating traitors. More on them further down. How nice of them to help with money and jobs for well-to-do American Jews who want to go kill Palestinians. Donations to Nefesh B’Nefesh are also tax-deductible even though it is indistinguishable from being an outright Israeli intelligence operation. It is even “deputized to utilize a portable passport control scanner for the Israel Border Police.”

But it gets worse.

Let’s finish up with Tsvi Traitor Mark. It looks like he’s just going to be fine.

Mark is slated to spend the next several months on Kibbutz Tiryat Tzvi in the Garin Tsabar program, which helps prepare soldiers without families in Israel for the IDF.

He hopes to be accepted into the Golani Brigade, an elite infantry unit, when he begins his service in November and to be selected for the officer training program.

Afterward, he plans to study business or international relations at an Israeli university.

The Garin Tsabar program is “a programme that recruits foreign Jews for the Israel Defence Forces.”

Are you starting to notice that there seems to be a hell of a lot of Israeli programs aimed at getting people to betray the United States? Garin Tsabar even reaches down into cute little camps for Jewish kids in Texas. Goys and girls, let’s a take a side trip just for a second to Camp Young Judea in Wimberly,  Texas.

Here’s a few fun quotes from various parts of their website. (Yes, I know I’m digressing, but bear with me. It’s  not like you have a plane to Israel to catch. So sit down and keep drinking. You’ll need to.)

Here’s an interesting reference from the Camp’s March, 2005 newsletter which just happens to mention Garin Tsabar.

“Several times a year a group gets together to organize and send letters and packages to these young men and women. The project currently serves about 150 English speaking soldiers who are either Young Judaea graduates, part of Garin Tsabar (American/Israeli Scouts who come to serve in the army) and others who have found the warmth of Merkaz Hamagshimim.”

Nice to see that Camp graduates go off to join the Israeli military. Such a nice little camp.

They have a lovely scholarship fund and, of course, all donations are tax-deductible.

“Each year the Young Judaea Scholarship Fund allows youth of all ages to learn about Israel and their Jewish identity by helping families to finance summer and year-round YJ activities. In 2004, through the generosity of many families, TOL Young Judaea distributed $45,100.00!”

Wanna go to Israel?

“Young Judaea has more than 55 years of experience as one of the world’s leaders in sending Jewish youth to Israel. Through our Year Course & Summer Programs, hundreds of chanichim have safely traveled to Israel and enjoyed experiences that enriched their lives.”

That way they can all be recruited to be traitors while they are there.

Question: How many people in the US government and military have gone on trips like this and have been recruited by Israel and have remained in the US government or military?

Hey FBI guys, I know you read this blog (in fact it was a former FBI guy who first informed Mantiq al-Tayr of the Tsvi Mark story). Why don’t you guys find the answer to this question?

Man, it gets even worse. And I am still on my digression. Just wait for when I get back to the Traitors on the Plane. But let’s get back to Camp Young Judea for just a little more quality time with some camp counselors.

Not only does Camp Young Judea export little Jews to Israel for in-country indoctrination and recruitment, it also works as a avenue to import Israeli spies into the United States.

Then, using the same criteria, we ensure a strong Zionist influence by hiring a contingent of Israeli shlichim (emissaries) with the help of the Israeli Government. The Jewish Agency places approximately 2,000 young Israeli adults with American summer camps. They carry out all of the background checks and initial interviews (as extensive as the in-depth assessments carried out by CYJ for all of our other staff members) and then present us with a selection of candidates that meet our stringent CYJ-Texas requirements.

And now we come full circle (of hell):

Camper News

Free trip to Israel for Student Artist, Parent, & School Rep

Nefesh B’Nefesh, an organization dedicated to revitalizing North American Aliyah, is inviting all 6th-8th graders to participate in a competition entitled “Homeward Bound.” The object of the contest is to create and design a logo for Nefesh B’Nefesh’s Summer 2005 Aliyah flights. The winning logo design, capturing and depicting the essence of “Aliyah and Homecoming,” will be painted on the body of one or more of the places bringing hundreds of Olim from North America to Israel. The winning artist will be invited to accompany this special flight, joined by his/her parent and/or school representative.

This initiative will be supported by a nationwide public relations campaign and be photographed and written about by major publications worldwide.

And that little article was in the 2005 newsletter. So Nefesh B’Nefesh has been at it for a while. (About 7 years as it turns out.)

Well, let’s leave little Wimberly, Texas which is very close to Austin. Hmmm, it is said that Alex Jones’ wife is Jewish. I wonder if he has ever sent his kids to Camp Young Judea?

But I digress. Oh, one other thing. There’s more than one Camp Young Judea. Have fun reading their websites.

It’s time to go back to Silver Spring, Maryland near where Tsvi Mark went to high school. Let’s learn a little more about the traitors on that plane.

Jakob Gakner, 21, was also on that plane. He too is from Silver Spring. He has an interesting family background since his parents took him to Israel to live when he was a small child so he has been a dual national ever since. No doubt his parents are too, though they came back to the US for some reason. Let’s learn more about Jakob.

Jakob served in the IDF in Gaza during Israel’s murderous invasion in December 2008-January 20009 and was allowed to return to the United States without being arrested. I’m sure if a Palestinian went to Gaza to defend his family and friends from the Israeli onslaught he’d a been locked up in a Jew Jersey minute if he came back to the US. But not Jakob. About his serving in the murder of over 1300 defenseless people he had this to say:

I felt that it was my duty to go and fight for the country,” he says of his military service, “especially because I have many relatives living in the South in Beersheva.”

Think it will get worse? You get only one guess.

A graduate of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy and a member of the Silver Spring Jewish Center, he says he decided to make his life in Israel during his time at the Israeli yeshiva.

A pattern is emerging that is so clear that even David Gaubatz could recognize it. I mean, even a member of the Shas Party (“Shas” is Hebrew for “complete fucking idiot” or cfi for short) could see it.

Jakob confirms that the brainwashing he has received all his life was very effective. Living in Silver Spring Maryland, an area very close to Washington, District of the Cabbalah, and a virtual text-book example of multi-culturalism, wasn’t good enough for him.

“Personally, I felt a lot more connected to the people [in Israel],” Gakner says. “In the U.S., I was one of many ethnicities, but while there [in Israel], you feel like you are part of one people, one nation that cares for each other.”

No, I am not quoting David Duke. I’m quoting a traitor to the United States. David Duke remains loyal to the United States.

Another traitor from guess where, the Maryland suburbs, was also on the plane.

Avraham Bieler, 22, son of Rabbi Jack Bieler of Kemp Mill Synagogue, also may shortly be haunted by the Hebrew cadence of smol, yamin, smol (left, right, left) so familiar to IDF recruits. (A medical problem may keep him out of the army, but he hopes to serve in a media relations or intelligence unit.)

Also a graduate of the Berman Academy, Bieler was a student at Yeshivat Lev Hatorah in 2004-05 when the idea of making aliyah began taking hold.

What’s with this Berman Academy and what is up with its graduates?

Anyway, Bieler went to Brandeis – a Zionist bastion and learned so much:

Bieler graduated from Brandeis this year with a degree in Islamic and Middle Eastern studies and last summer worked for the Interreligious Coordinating Council, a nonprofit in Jerusalem that seeks to increase understanding between various religions in Israel.

Isn’t that sweet?

Also say good riddance to Rabbi Ezra Starr and his wife Devorah. Guess where they live?

Rabbi Ezra Starr, 32, and his wife, Devorah, 30, of Silver Spring, say they had always wanted to make aliyah.

“We had talked about it when we were dating,” he says, “but we both wanted to become teachers and teach in Jewish schools before we did.”

Both have a Berman academy connection — he as a student when a youngster (Ezra also has a bachelor’s in history and s’micha from Yeshiva University and a master’s in special education from Hunter College in 2004) and as a special education and Judaics teacher and as rav beit sefer (school rabbi) for the lower school; she (bachelor’s from Stern College for Women in education and a master’s from New York University in educational theater in 2003) as teacher, director of the MJBHA Dramatic Arts Society, student activities coordinator and a counselor helping students find a place in Israel to study for a year.


Rabbi Ezra Starr and Devorah Get Off


It turns out that 98 people from the Washington area had gone to Israel to become Israelis by the end of July this year and 160 more are expected to do so. How lovely.

What is this Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy? And why does it seem to have such a connection to people who become the citizens of a foreign country?

Maybe the slogan on their homepage gives us a clue:

Instilling love of Torah, mitzvot, the Jewish people and Israel. Inspiring intellectual curiosity, derech eretz and a sense of responsibility for our world

This page on their site is also interesting. From it we learn about the importance of:

the unity of the Jewish people, the responsibility of one Jew for another and the centrality of the land of Israel as fundamental components of Jewish observance and continuity.

The Torah Mitzion Kollel of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy enriches the lives of our student body as well as the broader Jewish community through classes, programs and celebrations which are designed to bring Zionism to life.

Doesn’t this quote give you the warm and fuzzies?

ישראלYisrael: We cultivate an enduring love of the people of Israel, the land of Israel, and the state of Israel.

Okay, okay, I know you all are sitting there at your keyboards all asking the same question. “Mantiq, can we make tax-deductible donations to the Berman Academy”?

Yes you can. The are even in the Combined Federal Campaign so you FBI guys can donate at work. :-)

A short perusal of the website of Nefesh B’Nefesh reveals that it is nothing more than a foreign intelligence operation that is allowed to operate in the open and receive tax-deductable donations. You may as well send your money – if you have any – right to Mossad. Their sole stated purpose for existing is to get Jews from the United States and the UK to move to Israel.

They are headquarted in New York (42 East 69th St • New York, NY 10021 • Tel: 1-866-4-ALIYAH) the UK and in Israel.

From the Nefesh B'Nefesh Home Page

From the Nefesh B’Nefesh Home Page

The vice-chairman of the organization is an outright Israeli who still serves in the Israeli military reserves and who has a pretty damn interesting job:

Erez Halfon has been serving as Vice Chairman of Nefesh B’Nefesh since September, 2009, and is responsible for enhancing the organization’s strategic partnerships with Israeli government bodies and agencies and furthering its ties within the Jewish World. Prior to joining Nefesh B’Nefesh, Halfon served as Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption from 2006 to 2008. During this time, he instituted various reforms which vastly improved the absorption process for Olim and returning citizens, including the introduction of new tax breaks for Olim and returning residents and the implementation of an extensive international campaign to attract returning residents back to Israel. In addition, Halfon acted as Chairman of the committee responsible for assessing and bettering the State of Israel’s conversion process as well as Chairman of the committee for repatriating Israeli scientists.

Tony Gelbart is the founder of this outfit. He a major businessman with business interests in Israel. Speaking of his own organization, which by January of 2008  had flown ove 13000 people to live in Israel in a six-year period, Tony says:

NBN has a goal, says Gelbart: “It is that any Jewish person who wants to come to Israel will get here, be absorbed, and become a crucial part of helping the Jewish people in their homeland. These people are all across the board – they are doctors, engineers, and lawyers. Hundreds have entered the army. We have Rabbis and people who are learning. Some are traditional and some are religious. We have a microcosm of what the Jewish people are…. What we care about is that if you’re a Jew, we want to help you move to Israel.”

This is nothing short of legalized human-trafficking which is subsidized by your tax dollars.

Hey goys and girls, need a job? Become a Jew and fly to Israel. You can become an Israeli while on the airplane crossing the Atlantic and good old Tony will be there with you. What an experience. Of course you’ll have to serve in the IDF and kill Palestinian children, but you’ll get tax-payer subsidized housing and benefits you could never dream of as a shitty worthless US citizen:

Gelbart, who flies with each Nefesh B’Nefesh flight, never gets tired of going on the plane: “The Nefesh B’Nefesh flight is the most uplifting, enjoyable, and emotional experience ever. All of them probably have never met, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all moving to Israel. Nobody sleeps.People are walking up and down the aisle. The minute the plane takes off, the Ministry of the Interior people begin to process your paperwork. You can become a citizen on the flight over. You can also fill out the paperwork to begin going by your Jewish name. We have had sheva brachot (post-wedding festive meal) on the plane. We have even had marriages as a result of Nefesh B’Nefesh. At least six couples to date have met on the Nefesh B’Nefesh flights.”

Here is Tony’s ultimate goal:

“I believe that is probably one of the most major aspects of Nefesh B’Nefesh. Everyone who works for us genuinely wants to return all the Jews to Israel.”

Why are Jews allowed to have security clearances then?  Just asking.

Oh, I almost forgot. Israel loves Nefesh B’Nefesh. The traitors pictured at the start of this post had quite a nice greeting at the aiport:

Hundreds of families and friends, as well as Israeli dignitaries, gathered at Ben Gurion airport to welcome the country’s newest olim at the Nefesh B’Nefesh arrival ceremony. Those present included: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu; Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption Dmitry Apartsev; Chairman of the Jewish Agency Natan Sharansky; Head of the Education Department in the IDF’s Education and Youth Corps Colonel Roni Sulimani; CEO of El Al Israel Airlines Haim Romano; and Co-Founders of Nefesh B’Nefesh Rabbi Yehoshua Fass and Tony Gelbart.

The IDF loves these flights because so many of them are filled with people eligible for military service. One flight in 2007 was met by 150 members of the IDF.

Maybe worthless assholes like David Gaubatz and Paul Sperry better start checking out Jewish schools, camps and non-profits. They are ever so much more effective in recruiting traitors.

Again, for some reason, I just keep going back to this link to cheer myself up.

Quel Bordel

1. For the past two weeks the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have been extremely busy working on a new computer program which we now believe we have perfected as you shall see presently.

As many of you know, the “About” section of this site is written in Arabic. This caused many Mantiqiyyans some angst because they can’t read Arabic – just like most of the people who formulate US Middle East policy. However, one particularly smart Mantiqiyyan reader dropped the Arabic text into an on-line computer translator and managed to get a pretty good rendering.  There is no doubt that machine translation has come a long way.  However, it still has a long way to go – until now.

I know you guys are just chomping at the bit to see what we’ve come up with here. Be patient for just a second.  Here’s a sample sentence that we will run through a standard on-line machine translation tool. The sentence is:

ألله في كل مكان

The sentence says “God is everywhere.” We ran it through this translator and we got this result:

God everywhere

Not bad, but clearly deficient.

We proudly announce that we have completed the development of a computerized translation program that not only renders the original source text accurately into English but if you buy a special add on our program will also provide accurate interpretations of the source text. We boldy announce the perfection of this great program that we have named the Tafsiranatortm.  So, for example, let’s take the source text and run it through the basic version of the Tafsiranatortm. The result is:

God is everywhere.

We just love complete sentences here at Mantiq al-Tayr.  Really.

But the true value of the program lies in its ability to provide interpretive commentary that will elucidate the true meaning behind the text – our program can literally “read between the lines” as some pseudo fake phony people in the language business like to say.

So, we ran the same text through the Sport version of the Tafsiranatortm and this is what we got:

God is everywhere. Comment: This means that what the Quran says in Surah 2: verse 115 is quite literally true. That passage says that :”Wheresoever ye turn, there is the face of God.”  God is at once transcendent and immanent.

Pretty cool, huh?

We also like the fact that the Tafsiranatortm can highlight its comments in red.

2. The Tafsiranatortm has another great feature. It can translate text from English to English while also providing commentary. Going from English to English was the most difficult challenge we faced here at Mantiq al-Tayr since discerning the actual meaning of all the bull shit that is in the main-stream press can be pretty challenging. But, again, as you shall presently see, the Tafsiranatortm is without peer in this regard.

So, for example, we took the following text from an article written by ADL kingpin Abe Foxman. In this article, Foxman supports the idea of a two-state solution to the Zionist-Palestinian problem. Yes indeed even Foxman is on the two-state bandwagon these days which ought to tell you that that bandwagon is a complete total fraud and that Obama’s blathering about it is a deception, but again, I digress.  We ran the following text from that article through the Sport version of our program:

“Israel should simply find a way to acknowledge that a solution to the conflict requires a Palestinian state. By saying already that it accepts all prior agreements that it will abide by the road map, and by virtue of their looking to the actions of President George W. Bush, who was the first American president to call for a two-state solution, the Israeli government has all but accepted that concept.”

And this is what we got:

Fuck the Palestinians. Israel can use the two-state rhetoric coming out of the White House to its own advantage by arguing over every fine point in all the prior agreements while continuing to build settlements, confiscate Palestinian land, and murder all the Palestinians it wants while continuing to talk about how much it wants peace. Comment: Abe Foxman is a goddamn liar.

You gotta admit it, the Tafsiranatortm is one hell of a program.

3. So, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr decided that with all the furor caused by Barack Obama’s speech in Cairo this week, said furor being completely fake of course, that we would run parts of that speech through the Sport version of the Tafsiranatortm in order to “read between the lines” and get some true insight into what the White House is really up to. Remember, the White House is being run by a professional Israeli-firster who actually volunteered to serve the Israel military, but not the US military. Oh my, again I digress.

Anyway, one item in the speech that attracted lots of attention from all the usual suspects was Obama’s alleged criticism of Israeli settlements on Palestinian land. David Ignatius and Charles Krauthammer,  are really in a huff about the settlements – though Krauthammer is, as usual, so extreme that he is really funny. He doesn’t even need a Tafsiranatortm .

But we have a problem here at Mantiq al-Tayr with the term “settlements” when applied to areas of occupied Palestine that now house over half a million Jews. “Settlements” is such a nice word. The Israelis are “settling” Palestine, making  the desert gloom –er – bloom, as they say.  “Settlements” are nice things, we all want to live in a settlement. Who wants to live in a trailer park or in “sprawl”? No one, but everyone loves settlements – so reminiscent of settling the USA back in the 1800s.

But, as everyone actually knows, these settlements are illegal structures. Furthermore, as Ignatius points out, you can actually get tax breaks by contributing to them if you know how. Yes, the settlements use lots of our money in various ways to carry on their illegal business of stealing Palestinian land and screwing the Palestinians.

So, we took the full text of Obama’s speech and did a search and replace on the word “settlements”.  First of all, we found that the word only appeared twice in the whole condescending supercilious address, so again we wondered why Ignatius, Krauthammer and others are so vexed by the issue. But anyway, we replaced the word “settlements” with “whorehouses” since the settlements basically take our money and screw the Palestinians.  Also, “whorehouses” just has a different ring to it and shows the illegality of the whole operation.

So here is Obama’s original text – the entire portion of his nearly  hour-long address that talks about settlements – but with our search and replace operation completed.

“At the same time, Israelis must acknowledge that just as Israel’s right to exist cannot be denied, neither can Palestine’s. The United States does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli whorehouses. This construction violates previous agreements and undermines efforts to achieve peace. It is time for these whorehouses to stop.”

We ran each of these three sentences through the Sport version of  the Tafsiranatortm and here are the results, sentence by sentence.

Sentence One:  At the same time, Israelis, but not the Israeli government, might want to consider the possibility that that just as Israel’s right to exist cannot be denied, neither can Palestine’s. Comment: while Israelis are thinking about acknowledging Palestine’s right to exist they will continue to take more and more of Palestine’s land, thus acknowledging Palestine’s existence and in the way actually intended by the speechwriter.

Sentence two:  Rahm Emmanuel does not accept the legitimacy of brand new  Israeli whorehouses, but has no problems with the whorehouses already built and which house about half a million Jews. Comment: Since Rahm is an Israeli masquerading as an American the whole sentence is meaningless anyway and requires no interpretation.

Sentence three:  “It is time for these whorehouses to stop, or whatever.” Comment:  Note that the verb “to stop” is being used in an intransitive way. The whorehouses are “to stop” just like a car stops – all by itself. No one is being asked to stop the whorehouses and since the whorehouses by their very nature – just read Charles Krauthammers disgusting piece on the matter – must grow, the US will do nothing to actually stop the whorehouses.

So, we have quite a mess don’t we oh fellow Mantiqiyyans? And we now will use the French word for a mess: