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Let’s Send Woody Allen to Israel

(Poster done by Skulz. Please email it to all of your friends. Post it on your blogs. Put it on your metro buses.)

1. By now you are all no doubt aware of Pam Geller’s racist advertisements that are appearing and/or have already appeared in New York and now San Francisco. This was courtesy of a Mooselim radical judge with a radical agenda who somehow deceived Charles Schumer (Likud, New York) into nominating him for a federal judgeship and then totally suckered the committee Schumer was running which then approved the nomination. Where is that idiot Michele Bachmann (Shas, Minnesota) when you really need her? But I digress.

Anyway, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr feel that everyone should take Skulz’s improved poster and display it everywhere, so feel free to download it and spread it all over the place.

2. The Jewish Journal, which is in no way whatsoever completely, totally, utterly, nor fanatically obsessed with the Jewish State (Note to Shas Party members, “The Jewish State” is not New York, nor New Jersey, nor Parsippany, it is actually Israel, though frankly not even the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr could really not fault you for being confused on this point), anyway, the Jewish Journal is leading a campaign to force Muslim Brotherhood filmmaker Woody Allen to make a movie in Israel. The campaign even says it will finance the film. Noa Tishby, born in Tel Aviv but somehow is able to speak English with an American accent, is trying to dom him into it as you can see in the video below.

Please do read the youtube comments, they are quite good, but I digress.

Well, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr have a stunning announcement to make, an announcement so breathtaking, so unique, so utterly Shas-Party-like that even the morons who think that Paul Ryan is actually Ron Paul would be shocked. We completely and totally support this initiative. Now admittedly we do so in part because Ms. Tishby is, well, hell just look at the video, but I digress. But secondly, and more importantly, because we think Mr. Allen should take the money and go to Israel and do a movie about a poor Palestinian family who has had its land stolen and some of its members killed by murderous Israeli terrorists working in the IDF. Now that would be a hell of a movie. Of course, we’d much rather have Mel Gibson do it, and even lots of Israelis find Allen disgusting for good reasons (as you’ll see in the comments section on youtube), but still it would be a tremendous irony.

Note to Woody: I can put you in touch with Hesham Tillawi if you want some good contacts among the Palestinians living under Israel’s ruthless occupation. I’ll even teach you how to pronounce his name properly which will no doubt make Mark Glenn and Michael Collins Piper go insane with envy. But I digress.

Oh, one other thing just to show you what lowlifes are involved in this campaign. The group co-sponsoring this is a really wacko bunch of Israelis and Israel-Firsters called Act for Israel. A former advisory board member of Act (like an  asshole) for Israel is featured right now on the Electronic Intifada because he has just been hired by the Guardian. Yep. His name is Josh Trevino and he has called for the killing of Americans who go on flotillas to Gaza. Yes indeed – he has called for the murder of non-violent actors against Israel’s racist policies. Way to go Guardian.

These are the kinds of people we are dealing with.

3. “There are no suspicions of impropriety tied to the organizations with which he has been associated.” Now that goys and girls is pure-unadultered Zionist Bullshit. However, the article is well worth reading since it’s about an arrest warrant issued against the head of Nefesh B’Nefesh in Canada by Judge Irma Gonzalez in the southern district of New York. Clearly Ms. Gonzalez must be brave as hell, independently wealthy, or both. We’ve shed a lot of light on that shitty organization here at Mantiq al-Tayr (no, not the Southern District of New York – though we should – but we mean here Nefetish B-Nefetish) and it’s nice to see that others are also looking into them a bit.

4. Isn’t the guy in the video below the luckiest man on the planet?

A Clean Break

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a clean break.

Here’s a nice little quote from a recent article based on the work of the most excellent Grant Smith of IRmep.

Red highlights are mine:

Material obtained under FOIA by IRmep reveals that during the same time period Jonathan Pollard was active; American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) officials obtained and used stolen classified US confidential business information passed by an Israeli diplomat. Although industry groups such as the US Bromine Alliance filed formal complaints and the FBI investigated, no action was ever taken. Israeli spy-master Rafael Eitan—mentioned in the DIA video— earlier infiltrated the NUMEC facility in Apollo, Pennsylvania at the invitation of its owner Zalman Shapiro. Although FBI investigators obtained eyewitness affidavits of the mass diversion of weapons-grade uranium from the site, presumably into the Israeli nuclear weapons program, a 1978 GAO report concluded no bona fide effort was ever made to properly prosecute Israel’s US based operatives. Victims of NUMEC toxic pollution are currently filing hundreds of millions in health claims as the US Army Corps of Engineers struggles to manage a toxic cleanup that could cost taxpayers up to half a billion dollars.

Israeli espionage against the United States is long-standing, wide-spread, deeply penetrated into both the public and private sector and inimical to the interests of the citizens of the United States. This espionage activity is often discovered and then covered up.  That espionage includes Israel’s getting its hands on nuclear weapons materials to include, but not limited to, uranium – weapons-grade uranium.

Add to that the Lavon Affair and the attack on the USS Liberty and you have not only espionage and theft of nuclear technology but actual military and terrorist attacks.

If Mike Piper is right, you can add to that Israeli participation in the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

And lately a very steady and fact-based researcher and writer has been expressing views on at least a couple of interviews he has done recently that Israeli might have had just a bit more than just some foreknowledge of the 9/11 attacks.  If this person is starting to go in that direction, well, I just find that quite interesting.

Now let’s also add to this witch’s brew the fact of the Israeli lobby’s virtual death grip on both houses of Congress and both parties and its deep infiltration of the executive branch at the very highest levels.

Fortunately, the major media outlets, Hollywood and the US financial sector are controlled by Salafists. Imagine if the same elements who have done and continue to do all of the things mentioned above – imagine if they exercised overwhelming control of our media, entertainment and financial industries. We’d really be fucked the, wouldn’t we?

Now as many of you are aware, IRmep has just obtained a Defense Intelligence Agency video about the threat Jonathan Pollard represented to the interests of the United States. That video is on youtube and on the IRmep site and you ought to give it a listen.  However, it is 15 minutes long, so I don’t expect most of you to watch it.

But here is that video for you if you want to take the time.

Here is another quote from a recent Smith article that in my view shows you exactly how pernicious Israeli infiltration into the Obama administration is.  Red highlighting is mine.

Less widely known is that Israeli front company Telogy was caught in the summer of 2010 illegally shipping nuclear weapons components out of California to Israel.  When such crimes occurred in the past — such as in the case of MILCO smuggling nuclear triggers out of California to Israel — the US at least criminally investigated Israel’s US operatives even while carefully steering around the true masterminds such as Arnon Milchan and high Israeli intelligence officials.  In the case of Telogy, the Obama administration simply leaked tidbits of the export violations to friendly press, helpfully allowing Telogy to quickly roll up its illegal US operations. 

I find it more than a little interesting that the article that the above quote is taken from is entitled “Why Obama Will Free Jonathan Pollard.”

It’s all about Pollard.

Last November I linked to the Amazon page of this book.

Capturing Jonathan Pollard: How One of the Most Notorious Spies in American History Was Brought to Justice

Here, Keith Johnson, working for AFP, interviews the author of that book, Ronald J. Olive, who describes Pollard as having stolen more secrets than any spy in US history. It’s a good short read and ends with a powerful quote by Mr. Oliver who was a key player in the investigation into Pollard’s crimes. Speaking about the many Republican and Democratic members of the House and Senate who support Pollard, he says:

“They don’t know what the true story is,” said Olive. “I wrote my book to tell the story from the inside. It tells them everything they need to know. It’s the true story—not just what Jonathan Pollard is saying now. It’s who he really is, what he really did and the devastation that he caused.”

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a clean break.

Turkey, Syria and Xymphora

1. So let me get this straight. Turkey, which is aiding the wacko-dominated Syrian National Council in its efforts to violently overthrow the government of Syria, is pissed off because Syria shot down a Turkish war plane (American made, but I digress) that appears quite likely to have violated Syrian air space. So pissed of in fact that it has called for a big NATO meeting to discuss the issue. Turkey isn’t quite at the point of invoking article five of NATO’s charter, but it is very close. Furthermore, Turkish PM Erdogan has just stated:

“Every military element from Syria at the Turkish border that forms a security risk and danger will be assessed as a threat and be treated as a military target.”

Let me digress for a second. With all of this war-mongering going on, why the hell are the Palestinians expected to act like a bunch of pussies? End of digression.

As he said this the Turkish press reported that Turkey had just sent a military convoy to its border with Syria.

I’m confused.

When Israel attacked the Mavi Marmara and killed nine Turkish citizens (one of whom was also an American citizen, but who gives a shit about that, certainly not the Israeli Vice President for American Affairs, Barry Sotero) Turkey did not call a NATO meeting (that would have been really cool, but I digress), nor is Turkey, as far as I am aware, supporting HAMAS and other Islamist elements in Gaza in their violent efforts to throw off Israeli occupation by providing the kind of assistance it is providing the Muslim Brothers and associated wackos in the Free Syrian Army’s efforts to violently overthrow the Syrian government. (See this excellent article on the crisis by Pepe Escobar.) (And please don’t tell me about Erdogan’s posturing about Israel – I am well aware of it and I do wish Americans could at least talk that talk, but it’s more for show than anything else.)

Erodgan may be posturing, but he is bringing his country very, very close into participating in an all-out NATO war in Syria.

I’m no fan of the evil Bathist government in Syria, but perhaps NATO should consider invading a different state in the Middle East, one that actually is a serious threat to world peace. Bull-fighting will return to Barcelona before that happens.

2. Here’s something else we don’t understand here at Mantiq al-Tayr.

If you are Muslim in the US you are subject to all sorts of illegal surveillance by local, state and federal authorities simply because you are Muslim. If you are Muslim and stupid enough to get on the net and express some sort of sympathy for Muslim wackos you are run a real risk of having the FBI or the NYPD and Yahweh knows who else trying to entrap you into a stupid illegal plan only a Shas Party or al-Qa’ida member could possibly think would be a good idea.

However, the Free Syrian Army has just opened up an office in Israel’s second capital, Washington, DC and has named the office the Syrian Support Group, despite the fact that the Obama administration, according to this article, is quite suspicious of the Syrian opposition’s ties to real al-Qa’ida extremist types. I bet the FBI doesn’t do a sting to bring these assholes down because it might find real terrorists.

I wonder how relations will be between the Syrian Support Group and AIPAC? Maybe Grant Smith could have someone take photo graphs of who goes in and out of this office?

3. The intriguing and mysterious and excellent blogger Xymphora has been quite ill for most of this month. Please go here and wish him well.

4. Have to close, still on the road and probably won’t be blogging regularly until mid-July. However, here’s a little bit more on Barcelona.

A very politicized city and culture. People are extremely aware and politically active in the city and in other parts of Catalonia. I hadn’t been here for a full day before I saw my first protest march. It was against the Bankers and was well organized.

They also like to have fun and at any time you might see some really cool stuff. While we were sitting in the El Born neighborhood at one of the 12 million cafes nestled in the wonderful narrow and beautiful side streets of the city, suddenly the sound of a well-played drums began to come closer and closer.

They were coming right down the street to the intersection where we were sitting and then stopped and performed in the square. The dancers included a couple of appropriately clad women, not that I expect Shas Party members to understand what I mean. In addition, locals and tourists joined in the dancing.

Here’s a couple of photos I took and then a link to a video by the group on youtube. They call themselves Barakumbe – they have a definitely Brazilian flavor which blends in quite nicely in Barcelona.

A few of the drummers

And:

Some of the dancers

Oh, and one more.

Contrary to all the rumors I know will ensue, the guy in the purple shirt is not Mantiq al-Tayr. (Kind of wish it was, but no, plus he’s too old.)

And here’s a short clip of Barakumbe on youtube. There are many more, most of them about 8 to 10 minutes. May as well dance, play drums and have a cerveza, cause we are all fucked.

America’s Choice

Photo courtesy of Skulz Fontaine

(Here’s the link.)

1. “The video of US marines urinating on Afghan corpses does not shock me. Though their behavior is disgusting and unacceptable, I find the public’s reaction to this video far more troubling. People are not outraged that there are dead Afghans; they are outraged at the manner in which the dead are treated. This is indicative of our culture’s tolerance for war and war crimes – as long as they are done in a gentlemanly fashion.”

That quote is from Ross Caputi, a former US marine who believes he facilitated  war crimes in Iraq.  In the same story he writes:

“What did not make it into the news was my behavior in Fallujah and the behavior of others in my unit, which I am certain would have elicited outrage equal to that elicited by this video of the urinating marines. I believe that the second siege of Fallujah can correctly be characterised as an “atrocity-producing situation”. Our false beliefs about who we were fighting, our dehumanisation of Fallujans, our desire to “see combat” (a cute euphemism) and to get a confirmed kill, and our longing for revenge for lost comrades against a faceless enemy all conspired to create a bloodthirsty and lawless atmosphere.”

Mr. Caputi got out of the military in 2006 and has been advocating against war ever since. He is also the founder of the Justice for Fallujah Project. He is a young man who has looked at himself in the mirror, didn’t like what he saw, and has had the courage to admit his mistakes and to try to correct past wrongs.

Give his website a visit. Yes, he does use Chomsky, but cut him some slack. Please.

Dana Loesch is a college drop-out loudmouth hater of Palestinians and is a blind supporter of Israel.  She is the editor of an on-line site called “Big Journalism” run by a right wing Zionist Jew wacko named Andre Breitbart famous for exposing Weiner’s weiner.  She is also a self-described “Jesus freak” and home schools her two kids.  Having chosen the opposite path of Mr. Caputi, she advocates pissing on dead Muslims after you murder them.  Therefore she is qualified to work as a commentator for CNN.

Bascially America has a choice. It can do what Mr. Caputi did and try to right itself and make the world a better place, or it can do what Ms. Loesch advocates, killing people and then pissing on them.

2. In the aftermath of the roaring success of our interviews a while back with some of the Republican candidates, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr decided we’d go one better than that.  Using a new device created by the tuyuur here called the “Buraqophone” we were able to locate, find and then sit down and interview Jesus Christ. Here are some highlights:

MT: How would you like to be addressed?

JC: I’m kind of tired of everyone calling me “Lord and Savior” – it really kind of gets you into an ego trip. How about just Jes?

MT: Sounds good. Okay, Jes, you said and did quite a few wonderful things in the gospels. What was your favorite saying?

JC: Well, you know, I really don’t think about that stuff too much anymore. Nobody else paid a bit of attention to it, so I’ve pretty much said fuck it to the gospels.

MT: WTF?

JC: Yeah. Like when I said that the “meek shall inherit the earth” that was just wishful thinking. I should have said “The Rothchilds will own everything, get used to it.”

MT: What about all that stuff about peacemakers and not killing people?

JC: Hahahahaha, please, you really are funny Mantiq. Give me a second to catch my breath. Yeah, I remember talking about that shit. I said stuff like:

” Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” And right after that I really got carried away when I said:

“Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.”

Anyway, I really got carried away.  What I should have said was that sometimes a man has got to do what a man has got to do and if you need to kill someone, just do it. Don’t make a big thing out it, just kill the son-of-a-bitch and get it over with. Oh, and I strongly suggest that right after you kill someone, whether it’s your brother, or your real or imagined enemy, pull out your schlong and piss on him. Oh, and make sure somebody there has a cell phone to take the video, we love that shit up here in heaven, it keeps us loose and from becoming holier than thou. Know what I’m saying?

MT: Aren’t you the guy who said:

“But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also. And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.”

JC: Well, yes I did, but it’s not set in stone you know? Seems to me that if you just let people push you around then you deserve it. I think people need to get out there and be more in your face, more aggressive, you know. Sure, love your neighbor, but screw your enemies.  If some country has something you want, go get it. If they don’t like it, kill’em. Then piss on them.  If I were down there right now I’d drop trou and I’d piss on every fucking dead Muslim I could find.

MT: Wow. Okay. Uh, I think I’m out of time. I understand you have another interview scheduled?

JC: Yeah, some old Arab bitch who can’t get a job anywhere else is coming. Let me look at my notes: yeah, it’s Helen Thomas. Would you like some Israeli hummus before you go?

MT: No thanks, I support the BDS movement.

So I guess Christians have a choice. They can believe in the Jesus I interviewed or they can believe in the Jesus of the gospels (and the Quran, but I digress).

3.  Here’s one more choice for you all. The first video is Ross Caputi, the second is Dana Loesch.

Just pick one. I know which one I’d pick.

Rep. Charlie Dent, Israel and HR 3166

I had originally wanted to entitle this post:

A Tramp’s Whisker

But I digress.

1. Got three and a half minutes? Watch this video of Israeli-firster and supporter of the massacres of Palestinians in Gaza in 2009, Knesset Member Charles Dent, (Mossad, PA) talk about HR 3166 that he is sponsoring in the House – oh and note that he points out the other co-sponsors of this legislation in the House and in the Senate. Make a careful note of their names.  Pay attention to the language Dent uses in the video.

Oh, and just in case you are interested, the name of the bill he is sponsoring is called “The Enemy Expatriation Act.”

The “Enemy” is our Constitution and, uh, and, hmmm, forgot for a second due to all the Zionist Bullshit we’ve been eating in that Israeli hummus here at Mantiq al-Tayr, give me a sec. Oh yes, how could I forget. The “Enemy” is also you.

This asshole can’t even pronounce Awlaki’s name correctly, but I digress.

This Israeli-firster is allied with Joe Lieberman (Mossad, Mossad) in advocating stripping you of your citizenship  if you do  anything the US government  Israel doesn’t like.

Did you like the references to Nazis? Gee, I wonder who wrote this Zionist Bullshit for him. I mean, this thing needs a laugh track.

“Simply put this bill modernizes the process by which the citizenship of an individual engaged in hostilities against the American people is examined by treating terrorists in the same manner as a US citizen who marched for Israel the Third Reich decades ago.”

“While we don’t want fear to govern our daily lives”

Wait just a second, let me comment – introductory expressions like this always indicate that the exact opposite is intended. It’s like the phrase “With all due respect” which is often used with punchlines  that say something like “you are the dumbest son-of-a-bitch on the planet.” The rest of the sentence is typical Zionist Bullshit fear mongering. Back to the video.

“the failed terrorist attack in Times Square in May 2010 along with the attempted attack on flight 253 on Christmas day 2009 are grimm reminders that we are fighting a war against terrorists aiming to dismantle American ideals and our way of life.”

With all due respect goys and girls, if you believe this Zionist Bullshit fear mongering, then you are indeed the dumbest sons of bitches on the planet, but I digress.

So this Israeli-firster wants to further deprive you of your rights as a US citizen by stripping you of your citizenship if you do something Israel doesn’t like and he has the nerve to say that these “terrorists” (and that means you) are attacking American ideals.

Folks, there is an election coming up and Charlie Dent will be running to keep his seat in Congress. I suggest that those in the “we’re fucked” movement find a way to direct funds to his opponent(s) in order to kick this asshole out of office as a warning to all of the other Israeli-firsters masquarading as our representatives.

2. Let’s look at some of Dent’s statements defending Israel.

Here’s a quote from Dent’s official statement on Israel’s murdering of nine peace activists on board the Freedom Flotilla. One of those peace activists whom the Israeli commandos murdered was an American citizen named Furkan Dogan. Dent’s statement was released the very next day when the facts of the assault on the flotilla were still emerging and the names of the victims were not all known.  However, as far as I can tell Dent doesn’t say a word about Dogan afterwards that I can find on the Internet or on his website – no surprise as this would be consistent with his blatant disregard for the rights of ALL American citizens, but not Israelis.

Do a search on “Charlie Dent” and “Furkan Dogan” and see if you find anything.

Go here to his webiste search page and type in “Furkan Dogan” and see what you get.

But if you search on Gilad Shalit (an Israeli and French citizen) on Dent’s website you will get this:

“The release of Israeli Army Sergeant Gilad Shalit, though long overdue, is welcomed news in Israel and the United States. Five years of separation from his family and friends, and what has undoubtedly been a painful disruption of his young life, have finally come to an end. I am extremely happy Gilad has been reunited with his loved ones and once again has the ability to live an enjoyable and productive life.”

But it gets even worse – with Zionism it always does, as readers of this blog are well aware.

Here’s Dent defending Israel’s assault by elite commandos on a flotilla of peace activists.

“It is terribly disappointing this incident ended with the loss of human lives. However, I believe Israel has the right to protect its citizens from potential threats to their safety. We are fully aware the people of Israel face daily attacks from terrorist groups rooted in Gaza, including Hamas. Naturally, Israel must take tremendous precaution to ensure weapons and ammunition are not funneled to terrorist organizations from abroad. While I am eager to learn more about the events that lead to this violent confrontation, I believe Israel has the right to inspect ships bound for Gaza and enforce the existing multinational blockade, which was established to prevent Hamas from gaining the tools to launch future deadly attacks against the Israeli people.”

Dent doesn’t give any more of a damn about facts than he does about the rights of American citizens.  He makes it sound like the blockade is legal. That’s pure Zionist Bullshit. The “blockade” is enforced by one country, Israel. It is not  some kind of legal multinational blockade, irrespective of the US’ cowardly responses to what the Israelis did.

Funny how it is not Keith Ellison who is in league with Joe Lieberman to strip Americans of their citizenship.  Maybe them there Islamofacists not be so fucking bad after all.  But I digress.

At this very moment in 2009, the most powerful military force in the Middle East was launching a devastating attack on the civilians of the Gaza Strip – an absolute hell-hole filled with defenseless people many of whose parents and grandparents had been rendered homeless by Israel in the past. Dent thought this was a good idea. He supports the mass murder of Palestinians and he blames the victims.

“The events leading up to the recent Israeli airstrikes in Gaza are the responsibility of the reckless, terrorist leaders of Hamas. Regrettably, innocent civilians have been killed in Gaza, and that is, in part, a consequence of Hamas using civilians and their homes as storage sites and launching pads for their unguided missile attacks.

“Many of the individuals and organizations who are protesting Israel’s actions today never uttered a word of protest or condemnation over Hamas’ rocket attacks against the innocent people of Sderot and other Israeli communities, including rockets that hit private homes, schools and shopping centers.

The rockets he bitches about have been condemned by a number of pro Palestinian activists, sometimes even by Hamas. They killed a few people and all deaths are regrettable. However,  Israel killed 1300 Palestinians in operation Cast Lead which was the name of the insane Israeli invasion of Gaza. Hundreds of the vicitims were clearly civilians. As for those that were not, very few, if any, had anything to do at all with the rockets fired at Israel – many of which were fired in retaliation for Israeli attacks as in this example. But Palestinians in the US/Israeli media are not accorded the rights to defend themselves or to retaliate, never mind the right to pre-emptive strikes, the latter right reserved solely for whites and Jews to use against everybody else.

Here’s a non Dentian/Derwoshitzian perspective on the situation. Note to Dent and Shas Party members, the red highlights are mine.

We often hear about Palestinian rockets hitting the Israeli town of Sderot. What is often left out of these reports is that these rockets almost never kill or injure anyone, and only rarely cause damage. In addition, as this article describes, Sderot was built on the remains of a Palestinian town that had been ethnically cleansed by Israel’s founders in 1948.”

But for Dent, Palestinians, like American citizens that Israel does not like, have no rights.  How does it feel to be a Palestinian you bozos?

There’s so much more.

So much Zionist Bullshit, so few Constitutional Rights. Funny how the Zionist want to take those rights away, but I digress.

For your further misery, here is a pic that links to Dent’s statements concerning Israel on is website. You deserve this, yes you do.

Imagine someone co-sponsoring legislation like this with Joe Lieberman. Tells you everything  you need to know.

3. I can hear you all now, goys and girls. “Mantiq, you better come up with a fucking good video after depressing us with all that Zionist Bullshit.”

This one is for any of you who have ever been separated from a loved one by considerable time and space.

All of us “complain of separations” as perhaps the greatest poet in the world has said:

بشنو از نی چون حکایت می کند

از جدایی ها شکایت می کند

Listen to the reed

how it tells its tale

complaining of separations

Rumi

Listen to Laura Smith as she tells the tale of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.” You’ll be glad you did. Sad you did too, but also glad.

The Idaho Caucus

1. By now you are all aware of the great victory that Zionism won in Iowa. Ron Paul, the only person there worth not kicking in the balls,  received, so we are told, 21% of the vote. This means that in Iowa, a Bible-butt-plug state, almost 80% of its so-called conservatives who voted are stupid Fox-News-watching war-mongering Zionist-Bullshit-born-and-raised assholes. This is assuming that the results are not in and of themselves a pile of steaming Zionist Bullshit.

Well, the nagging and bitching tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr felt that shitting-on is believing and they held their own conference of the birds (despite my arresting some of them and plucking their feathers) and demanded that we here at Mantiq al-Tayr host an “American Winter” Conference where we would question the Republicans on some issues that deeply affect the average American trying to survive the onslaught of the Federal Reserve, the Rothchilds, AIPAC and bad patriot radio.

So was born the “Idaho Caucus”. Yes, the (sad) state of Idaho is now the location of the most important of all primaries. On the eve of the Idaho Caucus, which takes place on the 33rd of January, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr hosted all of the Republican candidates not in the cross-hairs of the Mossad and we even had a couple of recent drop outs drop in as well. The major voting on January 33 will be in Idaho’s capital city, Bumfuck, a city which whose mayor,  Marcus Glennius,  is struggling to keep above water.

Bumfuck’s mayor welcomes you 

(click here for source photo. It’s from the 2008 movie “Big Game” which I just have to see. )

The vote will be held in Bumfuck’s largest town hall, the Hatikvah Dome, in downtown Bumfuck at the corner of Deir and Yassin streets named in memory of the Holocaust.

Times are tough in Bumfuck

The candidates came into Bumfuck last night by broom and we held our interviews with them in the Bumfuck Auditorium and Recreational Center downtown between the US Army recruiting center and the local crack  house.

The candidates who spoke with us were, in alphabetical order:

Michele Bachmann

Newt Gringrich

Rick Perry

Mitt Romney

and

Rick Santorum

We didn’t invite Ron Paul because, well, it’ll be obvious pretty soon.

Anyway, here’s how the interview, led by yours truly, went down:

(Note to Shas Party members, this is satire. Red highlights are not only mine, but they are the only actual quotes.)

MT: Mr. Santorum, let’s begin with you. Lots of older voters voted for you in Iowa yet you favor cuts in social security by raising the retirement age to something like 105 and for turning part of the system over to a bunch of crooks in the private sector. Once people in their late 50’s and early 60’s figure this out, do you think you have a Herman Cain’s chance in a NOW convention of getting elected?

Santorum – Right now the single most important thing this country can do is put aside more money for Israel. My program will allow us to give Israel three or four times as much each year for the development of its military and to consolidate the emerging Israeli cities in Judea and Samaria. As you know All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis.  There are no Palestinians.  This is Israeli land.”

MT: Mr. Gingrich, perhaps you could answer the question about social security. What is the future of this fund that so many Americans have paid so much into?

Gingrich: Rick Santorum is a traitor to the state of Israel. My program will allow us to directly transfer social security taxes to holocaust survivors in Israel while allowing us to give Israel 5 to 6 times the current aid Israel officially gets from the United States.  “The Palestinian claim to a right of return is based on a historically false story,” “These people are terrorists. They teach terrorism in their schools.” I say fuck’em.

MT: Ah, Mr. Cain, we weren’t expecting you to show up for this. Since you are here, perhaps you could address the question of the future of social security.

Cain: Social security, that’s uh, that’s uh, well it has social in it so that must mean its socialistic or something. I’ll get back to you once my biographers tell me what to say.  “I think that the so-called Palestinian people have this urge for unilateral recognition because they see this president as weak.” I say let’s just clean out the whole area and if a bunch of these so-called Palestinians die, well that’s just tough shit. Oh, and my program to wipe out social security completely now and forever will allow us to give Israel each year 10 times what it is getting now. By the way, I really like Jewish pussy.

MT: Ms. Bachmann, perhaps you could bring some sanity to this discussion, but I digress. Anyway, please let our aging population know how a Bachmann administration would swallow, handle, the social security issue.

Bachmann:  My plan is to simultaneously move the US embassy to Jerusalem and transfer the entire social security trust fund to the Jewish Agency my first day in office. If a bunch of old-fart anti-semites don’t like it, well we’ll just have the military arrest them as terrorists and toss their asses into Gitmo for ever. Hahahahahaha. God, I’m funny. I am the only candidate here who really is an Israeli. I’ve worked on a kibbutz. When I was there We worked on the kibbutz from 4 am to noon. We were always accompanied by soldiers with machine guns. While we were working, the soldiers were walking around looking for land mines. I really learned a lot in Israel.” “I am a Christian, but I consider my heritage Jewish, because it is the foundation, the roots of my faith as a Christian.” See, my heritage is Jewish, which means I am Jewish pussy. Keep your hands off of me Herman, you schvartse. Jesus fucking Christ, the last thing we need is another dumb schvartse in the White House.  See, I really am Jewish. Anyway, under my plan, the US could give Israel 20 to 30 times what it is giving now. Oh, did I mention that I am the only candidate who made an entire video dedicated to Israel, you can go here to see it on youtube.

MT: Mr. Gingrich, uh, what is it you are listening to right now on your Ipod?  I need you to talk about social security and other issues of critical importance to the average American.

Gingrich: I’m listening to this incredible broadcast about me damn near getting arrested by the FBI back in the 90’s for  a huge bribe scheme involving a bunch of Israelis and pro-Israeli Jews. It’s by Mike Piper, never heard of the guy, but man he has basically proven my devotion to the state of Israel – unlike all these anti-semitic candidates you’ve gathered here. Look, social security has the half-life of one of my marriages. Forget it you bunch of pathetic losers. No one gives a rat’s ass about your stupid little social security checks.  What you all need to do is support my program to wipe out the Palestinians – not that they even exist –  but I digress. Let me finish listening to this thing. You know, you should make his website your featured website on your next post.

MT: Mr. Romney, you are immensely wealthy to a degree that is obscene really. How do you feel about helping out little old ladies living on social security?

Romney: First of all Israel is our only ally in the Middle East and I need to correct the anti-semitic statements of my colleagues here.  ” I will travel to Israel on my first foreign trip. I will reaffirm as a vital national interest Israel’s existence as a Jewish state. I want the world to know that the bonds between Israel and the United States are unshakable.” And as soon as I get to Israel I will get on my knees on the tarmac and give Netanyahu a blow job. Furthermore, I will pay not just to move the US embassy to Jerusalem, but I’ll also move the goddamn US Congress there too, this will cut down on the need for all those congressional trips to Israel. And I’ve decided to give all of my wealth to the Jewish National Fund and I will probably have Camp David moved into Kiryat Arba. In my first Defense Authorization Act, I will see to it that Israel gets 40 times as much money from the US as it does now and I’ll have anyone who objects to this treated as a terrorist, arrested by the military and sent to Gitmo forever. Now what was your question?

MT: Mr. Perry, any comments on the future of social security? Can any of you mother fuckers even spell social security?

Perry: First of all, I have already given Netanyahu a blow job. Second I consider the Israeli settlements to be legal, from my perspective, and I support them.” In fact, I think they should build even more settlement’s, after all “it’s their land.” When I become president Strategic defensive aid, strategic aid in all forms, will increase to Israel,” because Israel will be “the cornerstone of my larger global strategy.” I mean, who gives a fuck about the United States being a cornerstone of US policy? You’d have to be fucking nuts. Israel yesterday, today and forever. Jesus loves you and he wants you to kill the Palestinians, the Iranians, in fact, pretty much everybody. Praise Jesus. Oh, and I’ll see to it that Israel gets 666 times the money it presently gets from the American taxpayers.


MT: Mr. Santorum, back in the 1960’s manufacturing accounted for 25% of the GDP in these United States. Today, manufacturing is about 10% of US GDP. What can you do to re-invigorate this once vital sector of the US economy which provided good jobs for average Americans?

Santorum:  Well, look at it like this. Iran is Israel’s enemy, therefore Iran is our number one enemy and we need to put an end to Iranian hegemony in, well, in Iran to start with. You know those Shi’ites have nukes up to their assholes, so I say we start a great big fucking war with Iran. This will put Americans back to work and will probably also kill quite a few of these useless eaters off.  I have a long history of advocating wars for Israel – you can see this 2006 interview where I basically just made up everything I said out of thin air and you can see me foaming at the mouth during this very recent interview where I note that Israel is setting the standard for what the US should be doing in Iran in terms of perpetrating acts of international terrorism.  And, speaking of Mike Piper, Gingrich is full of shit when he says that Piper shows that Gingrich is the ideal bitch for Israel. Right here in this latest podcast of Piper’s he shows that I am da bitch when it comes to bending over forward and backward for Israel. And yeah, you need to feature his website.

MT: Okay, one last question and since all you people care about is Israel, I’ll ask about that. How many more people must die for the state of Israel? Let’s start with you Herman.

Cain: It’s not about dying, just like General Eisenhower said. Hmmmm, I think it was Eisenhower, you know, the guy who they made that movie about. Anyway, maybe it was General Marshal, or Custer, can’t remember. Oh Lee, that’s who it was.   Anyway, it’s not about dying for our country Israel, it’s about killing for Israel. Let’s bring on that shit!

MT:  Mr. Perry, you’ve been pretty silent. How many more people must die for Israel?

Perry: Not sure, but why even ask? Anyone who dies fighting for Israel goes straight to heaven so I say let’s send all of our poor people over to Iraq, Iran, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria and England to achieve martyrdom. Then we won’t have to pay them shit. No social security, no nothing. And if we give a few pieces of tin as medals to some of them, they’ll be willing to die some more. Fuck, and you people think I’m a stupid son of bitch! I am, of course, but you fuckers vote for me and people like me, you get what you deserve.

MT: England?

Romney: Yeah, fuck the queen, I’ve never liked that royalty shit.

MT: Maybe we can talk later, but I digress.

MT: Well goys and girls that wraps it up here in Bumfuck, Idaho. We’re fucked and I am signing off.  If we are lucky, the Mayans were right.

And it was then that I awoke in a cold sweat. All the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr were quite relieved. “It was just a nightmare,” they told me, “calm down, have some Israeli hummus.”

It was a nightmare. And it is a nightmare.

Your nightmare.

2. Here’s a very short video by the great folks at Sheikh and Bake Productions. I think they made it so short specifically so that Shas Party members would not have their attentions spans exceeded.

101 Ways to Screw Palestinians

This little cretin won’t be visiting

this Israeli spy in prison

1. Israel is such a racist state it is almost impossible to believe. While Jews can go anywhere they please and live anywhere they please whether or not it is in violation of international law or standards of common decency, the Palestinians in the West Bank have to deal with literally 101 different types of permits that limit their ability to move. For example:

“There are separate permits for traveling to a wedding in the West Bank or traveling to a wedding in Israel, and also for going to Israel for a funeral, a work meeting, or a court hearing.”

But any Jew can just go anywhere he damn well wants and can do so on roads reserved exclusively for Israeli citizens – roads built to the land of the Palestinians in the West Bank.

The system is not only there to make the lives of Palestinians as miserable as possible, but it is also there to recruit quislings for the Israeli government.

“The checkpoint-monitoring organization Machsom Watch claims that the Shin Bet security service uses the permit regime to recruit informers. Palestinians whose permit requests are rejected “for security reasons” are often invited to meetings with Shin Bet agents, who then offer “assistance” in obtaining the desired permits in exchange for information.”

I can’t imagine why any American could ever support such a hideously bigoted country. Why is shitty little Israeli the apple of our eyes? I can’t figure it out. There must be some reason? Could it be Muslim extremist ownership of our major media? Well, that could be part of it. Of course, the Muslims also run most of our banking system which is why our banks do not lend money with interest and why no one in this country is in dept to their eyeballs to credit card merchants. Plus, with the Muslim extremists makeing our moving, writing our books and plays, and running our television industry, I guess the American people decided that they had to counter it somehow, someway, via their support for Israel, a country founded on the basis of screwing Muslims (and Christians, but I digress).

Yup, that’s gotta be it.

2. Now here is a truly weird article and much more has got to be going on (which the article does note casually.)  An unnamed Israeli firm has been selling internet monitoring equipment to Iran but didn’t know it was doing so? You’ve got to be kidding. Yeah, they just sold it to a guy in Denmark where the stuff had the labels removed and it was sent to an Iranian dude named Hossein who speaks perfect English. Oh, and then the article complains that police states (meaning Iran) should not have this kind of equipment. This equipment should only be used in democratic countries?

And of course the Israelis would never have built any kind of backdoor into the system now would they? No, they are too stupid for that.  Even though the article notes, in a different context, the following:

“Many companies selling surveillance equipment that connects to the Internet have the ability to monitor their own customers, and governments could require them to do so while tightening export laws.”

Gee, I wonder if this is how the stuxnet virus got spread?

The product is called Netenforcer. A simple google search leads to a company called Allot Communications. Here’s a link to their management team.  Do these guys strike you as a bunch of dumb asses.

It should also comfort you to note that the company seems to be quite active in the US and appears optimistic about its future here – especially if the FCC does what it wants.

” But American carriers are beginning to contemplate purchase of Allot’s systems for bandwidth management reasons alone. If the F.C.C. eventually allows them to implement variable pricing schemes, the way it’s done in Europe, demand could enjoy a further jolt.”

3. All of our work in the we’re fucked movement is not in vain. Shining light on evil agendas can help thwart them. Case in point. ADL strong-man Abe “Free Jonathan Pollard” Foxman, was recently thinking of going to visit Pollard in prison. But there’s been so much attention shed on the Pollard case that Abe decided he didn’t want his visit to become a media event acknowledging that it could backfire. Remember, Foxman’s goal is to get this Israeli spy out of prison, therefore in order to pursue his goal – helping an Israeli spy – he has had to cancel his visit to Pollard.

I may have gone quietly and privately” to visit Pollard, Foxman said, “but I am certainly not interested in media hype, which is to little avail. It may make some people feel good, but I don’t think it’s going to bring him closer to freedom. In fact, some of the public manifestations of this sort have been counterproductive.

Ya think?

Pollard had invited Foxman and six other Jewish leaders to come visit him so he could thank them for their assistance to Israel in getting one of its spies out of jail.

Pesach Lerner, featured here on Mantiq al-Tayr in the past, send a letter to Foxman and to:

Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations executive vice chairman Malcolm Hoenlein, Jewish Council for Public Affairs president Rabbi Steve Gutow, Florida philanthropist Michael Adler, and the heads of the three major American Jewish streams.

About half have accepted the invite so far. The date has not been set.

Hey you FBI guys who read this site. When these creeple make their visit to Pollard’s cell, lock them all in at once.

4. And last but not least, if you can’t decide what to get for uncle Abe or brother Dan Shapiro for Christmas, we are having a fire sale on this great device:

The Zionist Bullshit Filter Lite

As we wrote in our advertisement for this product when it came out in 2010:

“This easy-to-use device is guaranteed to remove hundreds of newspaper column inches of Zionist Bullshit from your newspapers each day. Plus, if cleaned properly, it will remove up to 500 megabytes of Zionist audio and video bullshit from radio and television programs you “enjoy” on your computer, DVR, or on DVD. Once your newspapers and radio and tv programs have been purged of all the Zionist Bullshit that is in them, you’ll won’t have to spend so much time reading and listening to crap you know is bullshit and waste all that time filtering it out yourself.”

We have updated the product for the new year by adding a wi-fi capability that will now allow you to filter all of the Zionist bullshit out of internet sites you visit.   This means, for example, you can read Prison Planet and Info Wars in a matter of seconds each day. Order now and we’ll throw in an autographed picture of Mike Piper mud wrestling Abe Foxman,  a Mahmoud Ahmadinejad nuclear powered coffee thermos, and a roll of toilet paper that says “Free Jonathan Pollard” on each sheet.

All this for only $666.66.

And if you call the Israeli embassy at (202) 364-5500 and order right now you will:

1. Piss them off.

2. Get in trouble.

3. Laugh your ass off.

Note to Shas Party members: The product is not yet available in Iowa.

5. If you sing or play O Little Town of Bethlehem this Christmas, please think of the people who actually live there under a racist military occupation. Some people, such as the wonderful woman who wrote this article, refuse to sing it this year. I don’t know her personally, but she’s got a great Christian spirit. It’s worth reading and posting. I mean it.  Send it to your Christian Zionist friends, if you befriend such people.

It reads in part:

“How will we respond to this call? Will this be the year we ‘set aside sanitised pleas and empty prayers, stop listening to internal gatekeepers, reject Israel’s manipulation of Christian theology to serve militaristic ends, and demand that all Church leaderships … call for true justice in Palestine.?

“And let us not sing ‘O little town of Bethlehem’ until we have acted on this call.”

Amen, Ms. Hicks, Amen.

6. Speaking of Amen, I had posted the following video from “Lillies of the Field” a while back. It’s all about Amen and I love it to this very day.