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Shlomo and Shoshana

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1. 5035 Mayfield Road – Suite 230
Lyndhurst, Ohio 44124

Lyndhurst is by all accounts a very nice small town suburb of Cleveland. Nestled in what appears to be its business district is the office of another major Israeli intelligence operation run by a former officer of the IDF named Shlomo Lifshitz, known by his many fans and his many detractors as Momo. Shlomo Momo ain’t no homo, that’s for sure. One of his claims to fame is that helped coin the term“sexual Zionism”. He wants Jewish kids born in the United States to go to Israel, marry Jews and start having sex immediately. Any if any of you goy guys are thinking about converting, Momo Shlomo advises that Jewish women are the best looking in the world.

Madeleine-Albright

But I digress.

Let’s get back to Shlomo the Momo.

He runs an organization called Oranim Educational Services which specializes in getting American Jews, especially those who are not already Israeli citizens,  to go to Israel for anything from “birthright” trips  and honeymoons to long term internships lasting several months. His goal is get all of  his customers to move permanently to Israel and he pushes them strongly in that direction the minute they land.  You can read about his strong-arm tactics here and here.

In the past ten years he has shipped over 50,000 potential recruits to Israel for trips that are usually free – since they are paid for by US tax-deductible contributions to other agencies, Such as Birthright Israel,  which fund Shlomo’s ain’t for homos trips. (Birthright-Israel has recently cut ties with Shlomo due to his high-pressure tactics, but never fear it still gets US tax-deductible contributions to give to private companies to get Jews to go to Israel.)

But Lifshitz’s “message” — alumni say he routinely pushes aliyah, pressures participants to date only Jews and stresses that they should “make Jewish babies” — has drawn criticism over the years.

His staff is entirely Israeli and they operate widely across the United States to recruit potential US traitors as their twitter site makes clear. Some of his staffers are people who started out on one of his trips. Their mini-bios are here.

Oranim’s main headquarters is in Israel, of course.

2. Go to Israel for Free

Another outfit that works closely with Oranim was invented by Ariel Sharon. It’s called MASA and is a non-profit organization that is actually a part of the Israeli government  It gets money from Jewish groups around the world, including the US.  They use that money to make long-term trips to Israel either free or less expensive than a vacation in New Jersey. Want to learn about their programs and see if YOU can go to Israel for free? Click here, here and here. Oh, just one thing. You have to be a Jew.

From MASA’s website:

MASA enables young Jews (18 to 30) from around the world to build a lasting relationship with Israel, strengthen their Jewish identity, and gain meaningful and beneficial experiences by participating in a long-term program in Israel.

And then what do they do?

3. Oh, don’t forget to go to the MASA/Oranim presentation at Shoshana S. Cardin School in Baltimore on November 8 just like the twitter links point out.  Previously we at Mantiq al-Tayr have noted how odd it is that Maryland seems to have so many traitor types and we have also noted, in a different context, some of the antics of the Cardin family in Maryland.  (Shoshana Cardin seems to have married into the Cardin family – her husband is Jerome Cardin – maybe the same Jerome as mentioned in this Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post article about how wonderful US Senator Ben Cardin is because he is such an observant Jew. ) According to this website, I have found the right Jerome. He went to prison for stealing $385,000 from a savings and loan association. Maybe that’s why she turned down an offer to be on the Federal Reserve?

Once again, I digress.

The photo at the top of this post is from the school’s website.  It think that photo says it all.

Here’s a nice quote from the school’s Israel page.

At Cardin, the study of Israel is woven into the formal and informal parts of the Judaic Studies and Hebrew language program. Yom Ha-Zikaron and Yom Ha-Atzmaut are two of the major observances and celebrations.

One of Cardin’s goals is to show our students that Israel also is their home.

The two holidays mentioned above are Israeli national holidays. The first is Israel’s Memorial Day the second is Israel’s Independence Day.  I imagine it is put in Hebrew so that goys reading the site won’t know what they are talking about.

Naturally, Talmudic studies are important at the school.

Shoshana Cardin’s bio is extremely revealing and worth reading. Here’s just one interesting tidbit. Red highlighting is mine.

It was while in that position that she interceded with President George Bush in September 1991, after he made remarks implying that he was being victimized by Jewish lobbying efforts to get the American government to guarantee $10 billion in loans the Israeli government was seeking to borrow on the international market, to fund the resettlement of the hundreds of thousands of Jews from the collapsing Soviet Union who were pouring into the Jewish state. After some thirteen hundred Jews spent the day lobbying their congressional representatives to release the loan guarantees, Bush angrily told reporters at a White House press conference that he was just “one lonely little guy” opposing them. Cardin wrote to the president, calling his remark “disturbing.” In short order Bush apologized for sounding “pejorative.”

No doubt that this school, founded by a woman who has been dedicated her entire life to serving Israel, is an excellent recruiting ground for Shlomo Momo and MASA.

4. Anyone who laughs when watching the video below is a bad person. Very bad. (Warning, language is not suitable for children.)


Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

1. I’ve had it being Mr. Nice Mantiq al-Tayr. These United States are permeated with traitors who pretend to be part of our society but whose loyalties lie elsewhere; said fact being a cause of tremendous damage to this country. No, I’m not talking about the likes of the absolute fraud bull-shitter lying pretend and extremely bigoted Zionist war-mongering fake orientalist David Gaubatz who claims he knows Arabic because he attended classes at the Foreign Service Institute. More on this paranoid loon in a later post.

I’m talking instead about the likes of traitor  Tsvi Mark who recently completed his first year at West Point. He then got on a plane with 237 other traitors from North American countries and flew off to Israel. He did so in order to join an “elite” unit (the Hebrew word for “elite” means “really good at murdering Palestinians”) in the Israeli military. On that very same plane, over 50 others, at least, were going right into the Israeli military.  It appears that almost all of the  passengers were on the plane in order to “make aliya” (Hebrew for “to betray your country”) to Israel and thus become Israeli citizens. And you get to help pay for it. Keep reading.

This story is just so rich it really had the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr scratching their feathers trying to figure out which nuggets about these traitors to bring to your attention and which ones to just let you read about on the links included in this article.

Screw it.  Let’s have some fun as we go board the Ship of Israeli Traitors (SHIT). Go get  your favorite beverage and come back and have a seat. It should be a great ride.

First, let’s see who else was on this Star (of David) Trek ship. Red highlights are mine.

Also on board was a large contingent of 35 olim from Cleveland, Ohio. The CEO of American Greetings Corporation, Zev Weiss, joined them to accompany his dear friend, andCEO of Intellectual Property Joseph Mandelbaum, who made aliyah on the flight.

Please make sure to boycott all products by American Greetings Corporation as well as those of Intellectual Property.No doubt the citizens of Cleveland are most distressed that the Cleveland Indians players were not among the 35 traitors from Cleveland on the plane. But I digress. [Hell, may as well send the Cleveland Browns too.]

As for Joseph Mandelbaum, it turns out that “Intellectual Property” is part of American Greetings Corporation and works to market their worthless products to you goyim out there. Please see this link and boycott the goods mentioned there too.

No doubt all you home schoolers out there will be thrilled to know that young children also were brainwashed given an opportunity to participate in betraying the United States. This will be good practice for when they grow up and can finish the job that’s already well under way.

This charter plane featured the winning logo of the Nefesh B’Nefesh and BabagaNewz.com, an educational website for Jewish middle-schoolers and teachers, ‘Destination Israel’ logo design contest, which encouraged students in Grades 4–7 to create an aliyah plane logo. The winning entry, . . ., was painted on the side of this flight.

The “winning entry” is here:

Where's Walid?

What the fuck happened to Palestine? Yes indeed, little Jewish children are being taught that there is no Palestine while at the same time they are being taught to be traitors to the United States. Go look at the photo of the plane at the top of this post and you’ll see the picture on it.

And maybe that is why Tsvi Mark had this to say about his betrayal of the United States:

“I had always wanted to join the U.S. army and train at West Point, but once I was there I realized that what I really wanted was to go home, to our land, our people, and our army.”

Yes, this future child killer might also even get a chance to kill some of his fellow West Pointers. Israel likes to kill graduates of America’s service academies. Just ask any of the USS Liberty Survivors.

But it gets worse. Much worse. Let’s learn a little more about Tsvi Mark and about an on-going large scale operation whose goal is to create traitors.

Tsvi Mark, 20, spent last year as a student at West Point. The Silver Spring resident, a former student at the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy, says he decided in his senior year to attend either the Army service academy or its Navy equivalent at Annapolis. (His father had been a career U.S. Air Force officer, retiring as a lieutenant colonel.)

Before little Tsvi went to West Point he went to a terrorist training camp – oops, I meant to say he went to traitor recruitment program in Israel. If you say “What’s the difference?” you’ll get no argument here.

However, he decided to spend a year in Israel before entering college and spent 2007-08 in a mechina (religious military preparation) program on Moshav Avne Etan, a cooperative agricultural community in the Golan Heights. While there, he “began to think of the IDF as an option,” Mark says.

So before he goes off to West Point he spends a year in a “religious military preparation” program in a foreign country – Syria. That’s right. The Golan Heights are Syrian territory occupied and settled (illegally) by Israel. That’s how he spent his time in Israel, occupying Syrian territory. Could you imagine if he’d been Muslim and did something like this?  But it gets worse. With Zionism it always does.

“During the second semester, I decided that if I was not at West Point, I wanted to be in Israel,” says Mark, who took the Aug. 3 NBN flight. Like others interviewed, Mark praised NBN — which assists new immigrants to Israel from North American and Great Britain with paperwork, offers grants, serves as a liaison with government agencies once they arrive and provides career counseling — for easing the process.

NBN is short for the Nefesh B’Nefesh organization that exists solely for the purpose of creating traitors. More on them further down. How nice of them to help with money and jobs for well-to-do American Jews who want to go kill Palestinians. Donations to Nefesh B’Nefesh are also tax-deductible even though it is indistinguishable from being an outright Israeli intelligence operation. It is even “deputized to utilize a portable passport control scanner for the Israel Border Police.”

But it gets worse.

Let’s finish up with Tsvi Traitor Mark. It looks like he’s just going to be fine.

Mark is slated to spend the next several months on Kibbutz Tiryat Tzvi in the Garin Tsabar program, which helps prepare soldiers without families in Israel for the IDF.

He hopes to be accepted into the Golani Brigade, an elite infantry unit, when he begins his service in November and to be selected for the officer training program.

Afterward, he plans to study business or international relations at an Israeli university.

The Garin Tsabar program is “a programme that recruits foreign Jews for the Israel Defence Forces.”

Are you starting to notice that there seems to be a hell of a lot of Israeli programs aimed at getting people to betray the United States? Garin Tsabar even reaches down into cute little camps for Jewish kids in Texas. Goys and girls, let’s a take a side trip just for a second to Camp Young Judea in Wimberly,  Texas.

Here’s a few fun quotes from various parts of their website. (Yes, I know I’m digressing, but bear with me. It’s  not like you have a plane to Israel to catch. So sit down and keep drinking. You’ll need to.)

Here’s an interesting reference from the Camp’s March, 2005 newsletter which just happens to mention Garin Tsabar.

“Several times a year a group gets together to organize and send letters and packages to these young men and women. The project currently serves about 150 English speaking soldiers who are either Young Judaea graduates, part of Garin Tsabar (American/Israeli Scouts who come to serve in the army) and others who have found the warmth of Merkaz Hamagshimim.”

Nice to see that Camp graduates go off to join the Israeli military. Such a nice little camp.

They have a lovely scholarship fund and, of course, all donations are tax-deductible.

“Each year the Young Judaea Scholarship Fund allows youth of all ages to learn about Israel and their Jewish identity by helping families to finance summer and year-round YJ activities. In 2004, through the generosity of many families, TOL Young Judaea distributed $45,100.00!”

Wanna go to Israel?

“Young Judaea has more than 55 years of experience as one of the world’s leaders in sending Jewish youth to Israel. Through our Year Course & Summer Programs, hundreds of chanichim have safely traveled to Israel and enjoyed experiences that enriched their lives.”

That way they can all be recruited to be traitors while they are there.

Question: How many people in the US government and military have gone on trips like this and have been recruited by Israel and have remained in the US government or military?

Hey FBI guys, I know you read this blog (in fact it was a former FBI guy who first informed Mantiq al-Tayr of the Tsvi Mark story). Why don’t you guys find the answer to this question?

Man, it gets even worse. And I am still on my digression. Just wait for when I get back to the Traitors on the Plane. But let’s get back to Camp Young Judea for just a little more quality time with some camp counselors.

Not only does Camp Young Judea export little Jews to Israel for in-country indoctrination and recruitment, it also works as a avenue to import Israeli spies into the United States.

Then, using the same criteria, we ensure a strong Zionist influence by hiring a contingent of Israeli shlichim (emissaries) with the help of the Israeli Government. The Jewish Agency places approximately 2,000 young Israeli adults with American summer camps. They carry out all of the background checks and initial interviews (as extensive as the in-depth assessments carried out by CYJ for all of our other staff members) and then present us with a selection of candidates that meet our stringent CYJ-Texas requirements.

And now we come full circle (of hell):

Camper News

NATIONWIDE ART CONTEST FOR 6th-8th GRADERS
Free trip to Israel for Student Artist, Parent, & School Rep

Nefesh B’Nefesh, an organization dedicated to revitalizing North American Aliyah, is inviting all 6th-8th graders to participate in a competition entitled “Homeward Bound.” The object of the contest is to create and design a logo for Nefesh B’Nefesh’s Summer 2005 Aliyah flights. The winning logo design, capturing and depicting the essence of “Aliyah and Homecoming,” will be painted on the body of one or more of the places bringing hundreds of Olim from North America to Israel. The winning artist will be invited to accompany this special flight, joined by his/her parent and/or school representative.

This initiative will be supported by a nationwide public relations campaign and be photographed and written about by major publications worldwide.

And that little article was in the 2005 newsletter. So Nefesh B’Nefesh has been at it for a while. (About 7 years as it turns out.)

Well, let’s leave little Wimberly, Texas which is very close to Austin. Hmmm, it is said that Alex Jones’ wife is Jewish. I wonder if he has ever sent his kids to Camp Young Judea?

But I digress. Oh, one other thing. There’s more than one Camp Young Judea. Have fun reading their websites.

It’s time to go back to Silver Spring, Maryland near where Tsvi Mark went to high school. Let’s learn a little more about the traitors on that plane.

Jakob Gakner, 21, was also on that plane. He too is from Silver Spring. He has an interesting family background since his parents took him to Israel to live when he was a small child so he has been a dual national ever since. No doubt his parents are too, though they came back to the US for some reason. Let’s learn more about Jakob.

Jakob served in the IDF in Gaza during Israel’s murderous invasion in December 2008-January 20009 and was allowed to return to the United States without being arrested. I’m sure if a Palestinian went to Gaza to defend his family and friends from the Israeli onslaught he’d a been locked up in a Jew Jersey minute if he came back to the US. But not Jakob. About his serving in the murder of over 1300 defenseless people he had this to say:

I felt that it was my duty to go and fight for the country,” he says of his military service, “especially because I have many relatives living in the South in Beersheva.”

Think it will get worse? You get only one guess.

A graduate of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy and a member of the Silver Spring Jewish Center, he says he decided to make his life in Israel during his time at the Israeli yeshiva.

A pattern is emerging that is so clear that even David Gaubatz could recognize it. I mean, even a member of the Shas Party (“Shas” is Hebrew for “complete fucking idiot” or cfi for short) could see it.

Jakob confirms that the brainwashing he has received all his life was very effective. Living in Silver Spring Maryland, an area very close to Washington, District of the Cabbalah, and a virtual text-book example of multi-culturalism, wasn’t good enough for him.

“Personally, I felt a lot more connected to the people [in Israel],” Gakner says. “In the U.S., I was one of many ethnicities, but while there [in Israel], you feel like you are part of one people, one nation that cares for each other.”

No, I am not quoting David Duke. I’m quoting a traitor to the United States. David Duke remains loyal to the United States.

Another traitor from guess where, the Maryland suburbs, was also on the plane.

Avraham Bieler, 22, son of Rabbi Jack Bieler of Kemp Mill Synagogue, also may shortly be haunted by the Hebrew cadence of smol, yamin, smol (left, right, left) so familiar to IDF recruits. (A medical problem may keep him out of the army, but he hopes to serve in a media relations or intelligence unit.)

Also a graduate of the Berman Academy, Bieler was a student at Yeshivat Lev Hatorah in 2004-05 when the idea of making aliyah began taking hold.

What’s with this Berman Academy and what is up with its graduates?

Anyway, Bieler went to Brandeis – a Zionist bastion and learned so much:

Bieler graduated from Brandeis this year with a degree in Islamic and Middle Eastern studies and last summer worked for the Interreligious Coordinating Council, a nonprofit in Jerusalem that seeks to increase understanding between various religions in Israel.

Isn’t that sweet?

Also say good riddance to Rabbi Ezra Starr and his wife Devorah. Guess where they live?

Rabbi Ezra Starr, 32, and his wife, Devorah, 30, of Silver Spring, say they had always wanted to make aliyah.

“We had talked about it when we were dating,” he says, “but we both wanted to become teachers and teach in Jewish schools before we did.”

Both have a Berman academy connection — he as a student when a youngster (Ezra also has a bachelor’s in history and s’micha from Yeshiva University and a master’s in special education from Hunter College in 2004) and as a special education and Judaics teacher and as rav beit sefer (school rabbi) for the lower school; she (bachelor’s from Stern College for Women in education and a master’s from New York University in educational theater in 2003) as teacher, director of the MJBHA Dramatic Arts Society, student activities coordinator and a counselor helping students find a place in Israel to study for a year.

 

Rabbi Ezra Starr and Devorah Get Off

 

It turns out that 98 people from the Washington area had gone to Israel to become Israelis by the end of July this year and 160 more are expected to do so. How lovely.

What is this Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy? And why does it seem to have such a connection to people who become the citizens of a foreign country?

Maybe the slogan on their homepage gives us a clue:

Instilling love of Torah, mitzvot, the Jewish people and Israel. Inspiring intellectual curiosity, derech eretz and a sense of responsibility for our world

This page on their site is also interesting. From it we learn about the importance of:

the unity of the Jewish people, the responsibility of one Jew for another and the centrality of the land of Israel as fundamental components of Jewish observance and continuity.

The Torah Mitzion Kollel of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy enriches the lives of our student body as well as the broader Jewish community through classes, programs and celebrations which are designed to bring Zionism to life.

Doesn’t this quote give you the warm and fuzzies?

ישראלYisrael: We cultivate an enduring love of the people of Israel, the land of Israel, and the state of Israel.

Okay, okay, I know you all are sitting there at your keyboards all asking the same question. “Mantiq, can we make tax-deductible donations to the Berman Academy”?

Yes you can. The are even in the Combined Federal Campaign so you FBI guys can donate at work. :-)

A short perusal of the website of Nefesh B’Nefesh reveals that it is nothing more than a foreign intelligence operation that is allowed to operate in the open and receive tax-deductable donations. You may as well send your money – if you have any – right to Mossad. Their sole stated purpose for existing is to get Jews from the United States and the UK to move to Israel.

They are headquarted in New York (42 East 69th St • New York, NY 10021 • Tel: 1-866-4-ALIYAH) the UK and in Israel.

From the Nefesh B'Nefesh Home Page

From the Nefesh B’Nefesh Home Page

The vice-chairman of the organization is an outright Israeli who still serves in the Israeli military reserves and who has a pretty damn interesting job:

Erez Halfon has been serving as Vice Chairman of Nefesh B’Nefesh since September, 2009, and is responsible for enhancing the organization’s strategic partnerships with Israeli government bodies and agencies and furthering its ties within the Jewish World. Prior to joining Nefesh B’Nefesh, Halfon served as Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption from 2006 to 2008. During this time, he instituted various reforms which vastly improved the absorption process for Olim and returning citizens, including the introduction of new tax breaks for Olim and returning residents and the implementation of an extensive international campaign to attract returning residents back to Israel. In addition, Halfon acted as Chairman of the committee responsible for assessing and bettering the State of Israel’s conversion process as well as Chairman of the committee for repatriating Israeli scientists.

Tony Gelbart is the founder of this outfit. He a major businessman with business interests in Israel. Speaking of his own organization, which by January of 2008  had flown ove 13000 people to live in Israel in a six-year period, Tony says:

NBN has a goal, says Gelbart: “It is that any Jewish person who wants to come to Israel will get here, be absorbed, and become a crucial part of helping the Jewish people in their homeland. These people are all across the board – they are doctors, engineers, and lawyers. Hundreds have entered the army. We have Rabbis and people who are learning. Some are traditional and some are religious. We have a microcosm of what the Jewish people are…. What we care about is that if you’re a Jew, we want to help you move to Israel.”

This is nothing short of legalized human-trafficking which is subsidized by your tax dollars.

Hey goys and girls, need a job? Become a Jew and fly to Israel. You can become an Israeli while on the airplane crossing the Atlantic and good old Tony will be there with you. What an experience. Of course you’ll have to serve in the IDF and kill Palestinian children, but you’ll get tax-payer subsidized housing and benefits you could never dream of as a shitty worthless US citizen:

Gelbart, who flies with each Nefesh B’Nefesh flight, never gets tired of going on the plane: “The Nefesh B’Nefesh flight is the most uplifting, enjoyable, and emotional experience ever. All of them probably have never met, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all moving to Israel. Nobody sleeps.People are walking up and down the aisle. The minute the plane takes off, the Ministry of the Interior people begin to process your paperwork. You can become a citizen on the flight over. You can also fill out the paperwork to begin going by your Jewish name. We have had sheva brachot (post-wedding festive meal) on the plane. We have even had marriages as a result of Nefesh B’Nefesh. At least six couples to date have met on the Nefesh B’Nefesh flights.”

Here is Tony’s ultimate goal:

“I believe that is probably one of the most major aspects of Nefesh B’Nefesh. Everyone who works for us genuinely wants to return all the Jews to Israel.”

Why are Jews allowed to have security clearances then?  Just asking.

Oh, I almost forgot. Israel loves Nefesh B’Nefesh. The traitors pictured at the start of this post had quite a nice greeting at the aiport:

Hundreds of families and friends, as well as Israeli dignitaries, gathered at Ben Gurion airport to welcome the country’s newest olim at the Nefesh B’Nefesh arrival ceremony. Those present included: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu; Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption Dmitry Apartsev; Chairman of the Jewish Agency Natan Sharansky; Head of the Education Department in the IDF’s Education and Youth Corps Colonel Roni Sulimani; CEO of El Al Israel Airlines Haim Romano; and Co-Founders of Nefesh B’Nefesh Rabbi Yehoshua Fass and Tony Gelbart.

The IDF loves these flights because so many of them are filled with people eligible for military service. One flight in 2007 was met by 150 members of the IDF.

Maybe worthless assholes like David Gaubatz and Paul Sperry better start checking out Jewish schools, camps and non-profits. They are ever so much more effective in recruiting traitors.

Again, for some reason, I just keep going back to this link to cheer myself up.

They are Killing Little Baby Chickens

Inglorious Basturd (Just say to "no" to kosher chicken)

Inglorious Basturd (Just say “no” to Israeli chicken)

1.  Two towns in Rockland County, New York apply for economic development grants under a special New York State development program. One town’s grant has already been approved by the town’s council and is supported by the people who live  in  the town. In addition, Rockland County said it approves the project and even the State of New York has approved it.

The other town’s grant application has no approval on the local, county or state levels and is opposed not only by the residents of two adjacent towns, it isn’t even approved yet by the town itself.

Here is the wiki page for the first town. Give it a quick read.

Here is the wiki page for the second town. Give it a an even quicker read.

Which town do you think got the grant? You get one guess, unless  you are in the Shas party – Shas party members get three guesses. Here’s a little more about the story of The Chicken Plant of New Square. (Sounds like a nice title for a horror movie, doesn’t it? And wait till you see who some of the actors are. Steven King would be thrilled and he’d just have them play themselves in the movie.)

“I must question how our grant application was denied, when a grant proposal that does not have a single approval and is opposed by the county in which it resides and is controversial, is approved,” he wrote, while asking for an investigation.”

Those words are from Haverstraw Supervisor Howard Phillips. Haverstraw is a small New York town that applied for an economic development grant from the state of New York. The grant program is called Restore New York. The guidelines call for municipally sponsored projects to demolish or rehabilitate vacant, abandoned or condemned properties. The projects must also be architecturally consistent with nearby and adjacent properties.

Haverstraw’s application was to take such a property and build quality housing for citizens over 55 years of age. The proposal is strongly supported by local residents, especially skilled craftsman, who would be doing the building. The proposal was also approved by the town itself, by Rockland County where it is located and by the State of  New York.  Also, Haverstraw is going through very tough economic times, as Phillips make very clear in the article. Phillips has written to NY attorney general Andrew Cuomo complaining about the Restore program’s turning down his town’s application.

New Square’s application on the other hand was awared a 1.6 million dollar grant for the construction of a chicken plant five times the size of the old one. Since it would be sitting right next to two other Rockland County towns who strongly opposed having a smelly chicken plant next door, the mayor of New Square, Israel Spitzer, got support from other Islamofascists such as Senator Charles Shumer, (Likud, NY), Senator Eliot Engel (Likud, NY) and Assemblywoman Ellen Jaffee (Likud, New Square), plus a moron known  as State Senator Thomas P. Morahan (Moron, NY) also supported the chicken plant.  And presto, New Square now has funding for a chicken plant that nobody wants.

2. Now we here at Mantiq al-Tayr have nothing against chickens, or even eating chickens, but we do notice a trend toward the Israelization of the chicken industry. Note here the attack on this probably not Zionist-controlled chicken plant owned by Hy-Line a US founded company. Cruelty to animals is a terrible thing and is condemned by all of us at Mantiq al-Tayr. But it sure is interesting that just as Nathan Runkle’s Mercy for Animals organization is criticizing Hy-Line, the United States is working with Israel to increase Israeli poultry exports to the United States.  The bankruptcy of Agriprocessors – owned by Islamofascists, might even have helped pave the way for more Israeli imports. Sure would be convenient if Hy-Line lost market share at the same time. A search on Nathan Runkle and Agriprocessors on Google and Ixquick was interesting.

Then there is also Empire Kosher.

3. We have a great confession to make here at Mantiq al-Tayr.  Yes, the rumors you’ve been hearing are true. “Say it ain’t so, Mantiq” just won’t work. Yes, Mantiq and all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr are, yes indeed we are ——– hummus sexuals.  We love hummus.

There is a great Arabic expression طلعت من الحفلة من غير حمص which means literally “I left the party without any hummus” which basically means that “I got nothing out of it.” Well, we need to change that expression to طلعت من البقالة من غير حمص “I left the grocery store without any hummus” because the hummus industry is about as zionized as the poultry industry is.

The biggest hummus section is by the company known as Sabra which is the Hebrew word for a Jew born in Israel.  (No it is not short for Sabra and Shatila, though maybe it ought to be.) Sabra was founded in 1986 by Yehuda Pearl, an Islamofascist. Later he sold the company to Strauss Elite (which now owns the company in partnership with Pepsi) and which claims to be the second largest food and beverage company in Israel.  You’ll find the kosher symbols prominently displayed on the product. To learn about kosher symbols, you can go here. You can also go here.

Then there is the Tribe variety. You know, Arabs have Tribes and stuff, so what a great name. (It used to be called Tribe of Two Sheikhs.)

Let me digress for a  minute.

Whenever I see food that is Arabic marked as Mediterranean, or Arabic-food restaurants calling themselves Mediterranean, I figure one of two things –  the stuff or the store is Arabic owned but they don’t want to say so because Arabs own hollywood, the banks, the media, the poultry industry and have Congress not just in their back pocked but right up their ass, or because the stuff is Israeli and they want to conceal that fact for the very same reasons. (and yes, I know that people in Greece and other non-Arabic lands make hummus.)

Back to the Tribe. Well, no, the Tribe is actually a different tribe as is pretty clear from their website and their food is, of course, kosher.

The last company with hummus on the shelf is Cedars, which as far as we can tell is owned by an an American of possible Arab ancestry and by another American of probably Greek ancestry. Yes it’s kosher, most things in your local grocery store bear at least one kosher certification, but at least it doesn’t seem related to Israel.

Nonetheless, I guess it’s back to just making hummus at home. It tastes better anyway. Please support the Israeli boycott by posting recipies in the comements section.  Also, click on the picture below for a great hummus recipe from a blog I’ve just discovered.

Click on the picture for a great hummus recipe

Are you a hummus sexual?

Lobby Denial

1. Hey everyone, it is now safe to speak out against the Israeli Lobby again. It’s time to take the kid gloves off and really hammer away at it because, as Gary Wasserman so predictably tells us in Monday’s Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post, the Lobby doesn’t really exist anyway. So how could there ever be any repercussions?  And the beauty of the argument Wasserman makes is that the AIPAC spy scandal proves that the Lobby is a figment of the anti-Semitic imagination of the FBI.  Therefore, one can only conclude that to maintain the thesis that the Lobby actually exists in a meaningful way is to believe that the United States didn’t go to the moon, that OJ didn’t do it, that Elvis is still with us, and that Jesus Christ will return at the end of time. I can tell you this, the Lobby sure as hell doesn’t believe in that last one. Many Muslims do, of course, but I digress.

Wasserman's Creed: See no lobby, hear no lobby, speak no lobby

Wasserman’s Creed: See no lobby, hear no lobby, speak no lobby

2. The Lobby that doesn’t exist is pissed off at Obama again and is doing so in such a way as to reveal what we have maintained here at Mantiq al-Tayr since time immemorial – the Lobby is not loyal to the United States, it is loyal to Israel. So, for example, to receive the highest civilian award one can get in the United States you must be silent about or even support war crimes against the Palestinians carried out by Israel.  We learn this, surprise surprise, from an article that appeared recently in the Baltimore Sun, a newspaper owned by a slum lord and “a committed Zionist” named Sam Zell.  Zell, by the way, seems to actually believe that the Lobby exists, since he is part of it.  Zell . . .” is a strong philanthropic backer of “both Israel and the Israeli support association in the U.S.–AIPAC.”

Anyway, here’s what the Lobby and its members who don’t exist are up to. “Jewish congressional members and lobbying groups are protesting President Barack Obama’s decision to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to former Irish leader Mary Robinson, who they say has a long record of harshly criticizing Israel.”

Goy vei! That crypto Muslim Jihadist Communist halfbreed with funny ears and lots of mysteriously sealed records had the audacity to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to someone who speaks out for freedom for Palestinians.  Now in a world where people are not insane it should be a requirement that defenders of freedom receive medals specifically for speaking up on behalf of the downtrodden Palestinians. But only in America (well, probably in Chanada too) is it considered a human rights violation to speak against Israeli atrocities. After all, only a true human rights activist would speak out in favor of murdering Palestinians [such as the ENTIRE United States Congress]  according to the Lobby that does not exist.

But that ignorant slut Mrs. Robinson actually spoke out against Israeli racism, therefore she, unlike say someone like Natan Sharanksy, is wholly undeserving of recognition. Yes, the inveterate racist and war monger Sharansky received the very same award in 2006. No doubt the non-existent Israeli Lobby serverely criticized this. Frankly, Mrs. Robinson should turn down the award.

Here is vicious anti-Palestinian bigot Natan Sharansky receiving our country’s highest civilian honor.

Not to be viewed by those under 18 years of age

Not to be viewed by those under 18 years of age

Shelley Berkley, Likud, Nevada, informs us that the “biased views expressed by Mary Robinson against the nation of Israel remain deeply troubling, and her tarnished record of actions on this issue cannot be erased with the awarding of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.” Man, what traitors these people are, but I digress.

Not to be outdone, Eliot Engel, Likud, New York says that giving her the award was a “screw-up” and a “mistake.” We’ve noted Engel’s  toal and unquestioned loyalty to Israel in a previous post.

Sen. Christopher S. Bond, Likud,  Missouri,  and Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Likud, Florida, “the ranking member of the House Foreign Relations Committee – issued criticisms on Thursday.”

The World Jewish Congress also weighed in and “accused Robinson of an “endorsement of Palestinian violence as legitimate political activity, and the outrageous equating of the Holocaust to the suffering of the Palestinians,” adding that Robinson’s record “renders her unqualified to receive the nation’s highest civilian honor.”

Yes indeed, as it says some where in the Bill of Rights, when you talk about Israel you are required to mention the holocaust. The latent reason for doing so seems to be this. Since six million Jews were killed by the Nazis in the holocaust, Israel gets to kill up to five million nine hundred ninety nine thousand and nine hundred ninety nine Palestinians before Israel can actually be criticized for its decades long murderous campaign against the Palestinian people and its stealing of their lands and resources.  The whole world knows what bull$hit this is, but somehow, for reasons that Wasserman could never fathom, the people of the US can’t seem to figure it out. Wonder why.

Anyway, just to drive the Holocaust all the way up your ass, the article quotes someone – I bet this will really surprise you – from the Simon Wiesenthal Center.  If you want to read what Abraham Cooper, a major honcho of the Simon Wiesenthal Center had to say, you can go to to the article I’ve already linked to above. If you want to read about what an unbelievably huge liar Simon Wiesenthal himself is in an article recently published in the Times of London, go here.

Simon says

Simon says

(BTW, BHO is giving the medal to 16 people this year. Here you can find a list of who they are. Enjoy doing your research. Let us know if the Lobby is complaining about any of the others.)

3. Well it’s August and the US Knesset is on recess – and no doubt the American people are thrilled. At least when they are out and about going to town meetings they can’t pass any more stupid laws or give our money away to Israel and pro-Israelis.

Well, don’t rejoice too much. Because, as they often do in August, a bunch of your Knesset members are off to Israel on all-expense-paid trips funded by Gary Wasserman. Ha, just kidding. These trips are funded by the Israeli Lobby that doesn’t exist and even if it does, it just has a teensie weenie little polka dot bikini amount of influence.

Could this influence you? Just a little?

Could this influence you? Just a little?

The trip was led by the truly disgusting Eric Cantor, Likud, Virginia who took 24 other members of his party a few days ago on a junket to Israel where he went out of his way to visit an illegal Israeli settlement, to proclaim that Israel cannot return to its 1967 borders and threw in some war mongering against Iran for good measure. The trip is funded by the American Israel Education Foundation That Does Not Exist Or If It Does It Does NOT Have Much Influence (known as the AIEFTDNEOIIDIDNOTHMI for short.) It is part of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee That Does Not Exist Or If It Does It Does NOT Have Much Influence (known as “Traitors R US” for short.)

Cantor made sure to announce that he was bringing the largest single delegation of US Knesset members to Israel in history and that they were there to grovel at the feet of their masters. Red highlights are mine, as usual.

“Representative Cantor told President Peres at the start of the meeting that the delegation was the largest delegation of Congressional members that has ever visited Israel. “To a person, all of us will tell you that we are here, first and foremost, to reconfirm the message that the U.S. Congress stands staunchly on the side of  Israel and its struggle, and we are here to figure out how to strengthen the U.S-Israel relationship.”

Yes indeed, the US Congress, what a joke, “stands staunchly on the side of Israel in its struggle.” What a bunch of disgusting traitorous pigs. Your government, ladies and gentleman, has been hijacked whole-sale by a Lobby that does not exist.

Unfortunately for Ben-adict-Arnold-Cantor, his delegation of traitors, sellouts and Israeli paid for whores will soon be in second place if press reports are true. Yes, an even larger group of Israeli ass-kissers and G-d knows what else will soon be led to Israel (Rahm Emmanuel’s middle name, but I digress) by the great Steny Hoyer, Likud, Maryland. He’s taking thirty five street-walkers with him.

Steny loves to go to Israel. He did the same thing in August of 2007. In fact, as of 2007 he’d been to Israel “eight or nine times.”  He loves to go to Israel.

I hope he stays there this time.

So here’s your Cantor:

 

Whore for Israel

Whore for Israel

And here’s your Hoyer:

Whoyer for Israel

Whoyer for Israel

All we can say here at Mantiq al-Tayr is “No more whores for Israel.”

And just for good measure, here’s that polka-dot thingy again. Don’t let it influence you too much.

Blogging can be fun sometimes :-)

Blogging can be fun sometimes :-)

Okay, okay, I can hear the Anonymous Arabist howling and scratching the furniture. Ms. Anonymous, this one’s for you:

Rahm Israel Emmanuel

Rahm Israel Emmanuel

بدون تعليق

بدون تعليق

Quel Bordel

1. For the past two weeks the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have been extremely busy working on a new computer program which we now believe we have perfected as you shall see presently.

As many of you know, the “About” section of this site is written in Arabic. This caused many Mantiqiyyans some angst because they can’t read Arabic – just like most of the people who formulate US Middle East policy. However, one particularly smart Mantiqiyyan reader dropped the Arabic text into an on-line computer translator and managed to get a pretty good rendering.  There is no doubt that machine translation has come a long way.  However, it still has a long way to go – until now.

I know you guys are just chomping at the bit to see what we’ve come up with here. Be patient for just a second.  Here’s a sample sentence that we will run through a standard on-line machine translation tool. The sentence is:

ألله في كل مكان

The sentence says “God is everywhere.” We ran it through this translator and we got this result:

God everywhere

Not bad, but clearly deficient.

We proudly announce that we have completed the development of a computerized translation program that not only renders the original source text accurately into English but if you buy a special add on our program will also provide accurate interpretations of the source text. We boldy announce the perfection of this great program that we have named the Tafsiranatortm.  So, for example, let’s take the source text and run it through the basic version of the Tafsiranatortm. The result is:

God is everywhere.

We just love complete sentences here at Mantiq al-Tayr.  Really.

But the true value of the program lies in its ability to provide interpretive commentary that will elucidate the true meaning behind the text – our program can literally “read between the lines” as some pseudo fake phony people in the language business like to say.

So, we ran the same text through the Sport version of the Tafsiranatortm and this is what we got:

God is everywhere. Comment: This means that what the Quran says in Surah 2: verse 115 is quite literally true. That passage says that :”Wheresoever ye turn, there is the face of God.”  God is at once transcendent and immanent.

Pretty cool, huh?

We also like the fact that the Tafsiranatortm can highlight its comments in red.

2. The Tafsiranatortm has another great feature. It can translate text from English to English while also providing commentary. Going from English to English was the most difficult challenge we faced here at Mantiq al-Tayr since discerning the actual meaning of all the bullshit that is in the main-stream press can be pretty challenging. But, again, as you shall presently see, the Tafsiranatortm is without peer in this regard.

So, for example, we took the following text from an article written by ADL kingpin Abe Foxman. In this article, Foxman supports the idea of a two-state solution to the Zionist-Palestinian problem. Yes indeed even Foxman is on the two-state bandwagon these days which ought to tell you that that bandwagon is a complete total fraud and that Obama’s blathering about it is a deception, but again, I digress.  We ran the following text from that article through the Sport version of our program:

“Israel should simply find a way to acknowledge that a solution to the conflict requires a Palestinian state. By saying already that it accepts all prior agreements that it will abide by the road map, and by virtue of their looking to the actions of President George W. Bush, who was the first American president to call for a two-state solution, the Israeli government has all but accepted that concept.”

And this is what we got:

Fuck the Palestinians. Israel can use the two-state rhetoric coming out of the White House to its own advantage by arguing over every fine point in all the prior agreements while continuing to build settlements, confiscate Palestinian land, and murder all the Palestinians it wants while continuing to talk about how much it wants peace. Comment: Abe Foxman is a goddamn liar.

You gotta admit it, the Tafsiranatortm is one hell of a program.

3. So, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr decided that with all the furor caused by Barack Obama’s speech in Cairo this week, said furor being completely fake of course, that we would run parts of that speech through the Sport version of the Tafsiranatortm in order to “read between the lines” and get some true insight into what the White House is really up to. Remember, the White House is being run by a professional Israeli-firster who actually volunteered to serve the Israel military, but not the US military. Oh my, again I digress.

Anyway, one item in the speech that attracted lots of attention from all the usual suspects was Obama’s alleged criticism of Israeli settlements on Palestinian land. David Ignatius and Charles Krauthammer  are really in a huff about the settlements – though Krauthammer is, as usual, so extreme that he is really funny. He doesn’t even need a Tafsiranatortm .

But we have a problem here at Mantiq al-Tayr with the term “settlements” when applied to areas of occupied Palestine that now house over half a million Jews. “Settlements” is such a nice word. The Israelis are “settling” Palestine, making  the desert gloom –er – bloom, as they say.  “Settlements” are nice things, we all want to live in a settlement. Who wants to live in a trailer park or in “sprawl”? No one, but everyone loves settlements – so reminiscent of settling the USA back in the 1800s.

But, as everyone actually knows, these settlements are illegal structures. Furthermore, as Ignatius points out, you can actually get tax breaks by contributing to them if you know how. Yes, the settlements use lots of our money in various ways to carry on their illegal business of stealing Palestinian land and screwing the Palestinians.

So, we took the full text of Obama’s speech and did a search and replace on the word “settlements”.  First of all, we found that the word only appeared twice in the whole condescending supercilious address, so again we wondered why Ignatius, Krauthammer and others are so vexed by the issue. But anyway, we replaced the word “settlements” with “whorehouses” since the settlements basically take our money and screw the Palestinians.  Also, “whorehouses” just has a different ring to it and shows the illegality of the whole operation.

So here is Obama’s original text – the entire portion of his nearly  hour-long address that talks about settlements – but with our search and replace operation completed.

“At the same time, Israelis must acknowledge that just as Israel’s right to exist cannot be denied, neither can Palestine’s. The United States does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli whorehouses. This construction violates previous agreements and undermines efforts to achieve peace. It is time for these whorehouses to stop.”

We ran each of these three sentences through the Sport version of  the Tafsiranatortm and here are the results, sentence by sentence.

Sentence One:  At the same time, Israelis, but not the Israeli government, might want to consider the possibility that that just as Israel’s right to exist cannot be denied, neither can Palestine’s. Comment: while Israelis are thinking about acknowledging Palestine’s right to exist they will continue to take more and more of Palestine’s land, thus acknowledging Palestine’s existence and in the way actually intended by the speechwriter.

Sentence two:  Rahm Emmanuel does not accept the legitimacy of brand new  Israeli whorehouses, but has no problems with the whorehouses already built and which house about half a million Jews. Comment: Since Rahm is an Israeli masquerading as an American the whole sentence is meaningless anyway and requires no interpretation.

Sentence three:  “It is time for these whorehouses to stop, or whatever.” Comment:  Note that the verb “to stop” is being used in an intransitive way. The whorehouses are “to stop” just like a car stops – all by itself. No one is being asked to stop the whorehouses and since the whorehouses by their very nature – just read Charles Krauthammers disgusting piece on the matter – must grow, the US will do nothing to actually stop the whorehouses.

So, we have quite a mess don’t we oh fellow Mantiqiyyans? And we now will use the French word for a mess:

Bordel

Reposted: Have You Killed a Palestinian Today?

1. In the good old days when the Summer and Winter Olympics were hosted in some really odd country, Canada for some reason comes to mind, the hosts used to be able to introduce their own sport to the smorgasbord of increasingly ridiculous sporting events that are the fruit of the “Olympic Movement” as the rich like to call it. So, maybe the Canadians would have introduced curling but they were beaten to this by the French in 1924. Anyway, a host country could push to have one of its sports as a “demonstration sport” to further the sport’s popularity.

Embracing the universalist elitism of the “Olympic Movement” and keeping in step with the mores of globalism, the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr very much hope that the Olympics will soon be hosted by Israel or by its satellite country, The United States of America. If the games are hosted in the US, then we recommend that waterboarding be introduced as a demonstration sport.  In fact, recent events have provided excellent victims to be publically waterboarded by Israeli-trained CIA contractors and the winner would be the one who gets the most outrageous confession from these four morons who were set up by the FBI. (While Rosen and Weissman get off. Oh, and where the hell is Edward Mosberg? An email from Mantiq al-Tayr to the author of the article sent two days ago asking if Mosberg has come back to the US or not remains unanswered.)

However, in the interests of providing a really entertaining demonstration sport that will stimulate the loins of everyone from AIPAC to Judith Miller, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr held a minyan and bobbed our heads up and down begging Shadai to have the Olympics held in Israel’s eternal capital (no, not New York you smart asses), Jerusalem.

The Israeli national pass time is finding creative ways to murder Palestinian men, women and children. They are very good at it and probably would take the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals. Still, it’s great fun and I’m sure that the US and the UK would at least give the Izzies a run for their money that they took from us.

So, for example, let’s take the case of Israeli Border patrolmen Shachar Butbika and Dennis al-Hazub. They won a gold medal in 2002 for abducting a 17 year old Palestinian boy, beating the shit out of him, and then kicking him off the top of their patrol car as it roared down the road at 80 kph.  His head smashed into the pavement and the impact killed him. What made this one even more fun was that the boy violated Israeli law by resisting their efforts to toss him off the patrol car – kind of like a battle you have when you catch a big fish and real it in. Hahaha-Aretz reports:

He was beaten by Butbika and then forced to jump from the moving vehicle. He resisted, holding onto the jeep’s roof, but was eventually forced out. One of the officers shouted “he’s dead.” They drove away, without offering medical assistance, and tried to eliminate the evidence.

The 17 year old boy’s name is: ‘Imran Abu Hamdiya

Here is a photo of him.

Imran Abu Hamdiya

Imran Abu Hamdiya

Butbika and al-Hazub also won the silver medal that day as well. For earlier in the day they picked up another Palestinian youth, 20 year old Alaa Sankrut.  Sankrut

was hauled onto the jeep, driven to a discreet location and kicked and beaten with a pickaxe handle, sustaining skull fractures

Unfortunately, Butbika and al-Hazub fucked up and the guy lived, much to the dismay of Rabbis throughout the land.

You anti-Semites might be pleased to know that Butbika, al-Hazub and two more of their cohorts were sentenced to several years in jail recently – having somehow been convicted of manslaughter, yes, manslaughter, not premeditated murder, manslaughter.  They’ll spend about as much time in jail as Michael Vick.

Hunting Palestinians is a game that goes on every day and each day more and more interesting ways of scoring are being invented. This past week two IDF dudes used an ice cream truck to drive around the West Bank. No doubt the truck could be counted on to bring children within point blank range and if you get a clean shot, you get a t-shirt. Unfortunately for these two clowns, they didn’t coordinate their activity with their partners in crime, the Palestinian police, so when the Good Humor Izzies opened fire, the Palestinians fired back – clearly in violation of the Torah.

Yes indeed, Palestinian Plugging can sometimes be a dangerous sport, sort of like automobile racing and sometimes the driver gets killed. Then everyone can mourn and cry and glory in self-sacrifice and in general be a complete total sanctimonious asshole.

For example, in this case, the hunter ended up getting killed by his prey. We learn all about what a wonderful hunter he was, coming to Israel from that great bastion of virulent anti-Semitism known as Canada at the tender age of eight. But 10 years later he was a professional Palestinian Plugger.  He even once tried (in vain) to save the life of a “terrorist” (“terrorist” is the Hebrew term for “Palestinian”) who had been shot by IDF hunters. He was a “big hearted” Palestinian plugger.

Cry me a river.

2. Now that the US economy has gone down the sewer and the banks, all owned by Islamofacists, have gotten about 12 trillion dollars, some of you out there in Mantiq land may be looking for jobs. Well, how about going to Israel to teach English?  Judy Steiner wants you.

“There is always a shortage of English teachers and you have to ask, where are you going to find new ones?” Dr. Judy Steiner, Chief Inspector for English Language Education in Israel told Haaretz.

Given the current financial problems in the United States, the Ministry of Education and the Jewish Agency hope to find more Anglos willing to consider an exciting future in teaching English to Israeli youth.

Just think of what a great challenge this would be. Hebrew only has two tenses, basically past and present. But English has trillions, so teaching the complex and subtle English tenses to semites can be difficult. You’ll have to teach them all sorts of conditional clauses and how to use them properly in English. Examples:

“If I had known he was a Palestinian, I would have thrown him off of the roof of the patrol car.”

How about this real quote:

“We have to make sure that no Palestinian individual remains under our occupation. If they (Palestinians) escape then it is good; but if anyone of them remains, then he should be exterminated”.

Or this real quote:

“behind the Kotel we have a mosque. But when they pray even though they are in our holiest place, they face Mecca. Their back is to Jerusalem. So you can see from only one sign that it does not belong to them. They have nothing – no connection.”

So are you up to the challenge? Your job will be to teach the Hebrew speaking children of Russian immigrants (many of them criminals) to Israel to speak English like Meir Kahane. It’s going to be tough and you need to have the right qualifications.

“Very often when there is a shortage, we put in people who are not completely qualified. But we don’t take in anybody.” Steiner said.

No, they do not just take anybody. It turns out that you have to be a Jew.

Imagine seeing an add in the Chronicle of Higher Education:

Seeking Professor of Middle Eastern History at (blah blah) University. Only Muslims may apply.

So, put on your Yarmulka and get that job. Then you can teach the kids to read the Geneva conventions.

Tikkun Golem: Mossad Jane, AIPAC and You

1. The nest of Israeli-firsters, Israeli ass-kissers, dual loyalists and no doubt outright Israeli agents that is known as AIPAC is holding its annual policy conference in Washington, D.C. for three days starting Sunday, May 3. Mossad Jane Harman is scheduled to speak there and no doubt Haim Saban will make an appearance. The questions is, will the Israeli agent to whom Mossad Jane admits talking to on the phone and who allegedly bribed her by dangling the chairmanship of the House Intelligence Committee in front of her be there as well? Very possibly so, especially if that person, who for some very strange reason has never had his name released, is an AIPAC employee.   It sure would be nice if the transcripts with full idents suddenly appeared in the main stream media as the conference begins.  Bet that would put an end to the continuing efforts to stop the trial of former AIPAC employees Rosen and Weissman.

Here’s what the tuyuur have pieced together about the conversation that got Mossad Jane some unwanted exposure. This is all based on main stream media and blog reports of various parts of the story.

Mossad Jane is on the phone with an unnamed “Israeli agent“. Now an “agent” of Israel would be an American citizen working on behalf of Israel. And in fact, Mossad Jane has publicly acknowledged that she knows which conversation is the one at the height of the current controversy and that the person she was talking to was an American citizen. (We know this thanks to Dr. Juan Cole, the only Kennedy-liberal type I know whose blog should be ready regularly. Dr. Cole has a good reason to pinch the ass of the Israeli lobby since it played a major part in screwing him out of a job at Harvard University.)  So, it appears, this American Mossad Jane was on the phone with was working on behalf of Israel and thus was an Israeli agent. Now, according to the New York Times and picked up by Mondoweiss, the person Mossad Jane was talking to told her that he would have a major figure in California threaten Pelosi by withholding campaign contributions from her. That “California” figure is reportedly Haim Saban, a billionaire who came to the United States from Israel.

So, who was the person Mossad Jane was talking to who was suspected of being an Israeli agent? Saban already is one and, so it seems, so is Mossad Jane. Who’s that third guy? Does he work for AIPAC like Rosen and Weissman?

We think it would be a good idea for the FBI to go back into AIPAC’s offices this Sunday with warrents while the organization is holding its Israel love fest and maybe have a look around.

We also think it would be a good idea if the independent media would attend AIPAC’s version of Bohemian Grove and carefully report what is said and WHO is in attendance.  Maybe they’ll even get to interview Mossad Jane herself.

2. Many have commented on how interesting it is that Mossad Jane was a strong supporter of questionable wire-tapping schemes that Alberto Gonzales favored and that he may have even used evidence gathered against her to keep her on key.  Not so sure about that last point, but there is no doubt that the Zionist Golem is a major player in the erosion of the rights of every-day US citizens.  Despite all the blathering on about the concept of “healing the world” (tikkun olam) that the “Zionist light” crowd, to borrow once again Xymphora’s phrase, likes to attribute to liberal and progressive Judaism, there is quite another side to this concept and I think you had just better pay attention to it folks.

Rabbi Avi Shafran, the head of public affairs for the charming Agudath Israel of America, informs us that tikkun olam has been grossly misrepresented by the liberal Jewish community in the course of  his review of a number of meanings of the phrase. He quotes Maimonides on the concept:

“[In] any case where someone takes human lives without clear proof [of a capital offense] or the issuance of a warning, or even on the strength of a single witness [as two are required in a Jewish court], or where a person hates someone and kills him [seemingly] by accident, a king is permitted to execute [the unjustified taker of life] in order to repair the world [“li’saken ha’olam”] according to the needs of the time� to strike fear and shatter the strength [literally, “break the hand”] of the world’s perpetrators of evil.”

Gee, isn’t that nice?  Shafran’s view on this is even more horrifying than the quote itself:

First he paraphrases the quote to make sure the reader understands what this most famous of Jewish thinkers has written (as usual red highlighting is mine):

And so, Maimonides informs us, there is yet another meaning to tikkun olam, the authorization of a nation’s leader to do whatever is necessary, “according to the needs of the time” even suspend the ordinary rules of evidence in capital cases – to preserve the security of his society from those who seek to disrupt it.

Shafran very much approves of this and poses the question of how the Maimonidean concept of tikkun olam might pertain to our own society, leaders and times.

I hope you are sitting down. Ready? Here goes:

Reasonably, it would seem to advocate the right, in fact the responsibility, of the chief executive of a country threatened by murderous elements to take strong and unusual action to undermine those enemies of civilized society – even if some personal rights may be compromised in the process.

So, interestingly, the concept of tikkun olam would seem to argue most eloquently today for things like, say, the imprisonment of enemy combatants, secret wiretaps and surveillance of citizens.

And thanks to people like Mossad Jane and her AIPAC and NeoCon buddies, that’s exactly what we have.

3. Mossad Jane never did get that job she was reportedly offered as the chair of the House  Intelligence Committee even though she is said to have agreed to do the bidding of an “Israeli agent” by working to get the AIPAC spy trial killed.  The chirping here at Mantiq al-Tayr has brought us to the conclusion that she did not get the job because of the scandal over this very issue that was in the media back in 2006 when she could have been appointed. Pelosi, who may hate Harman – which is about the only good thing about Pelosi that I can imagine – probably didn’t appoint Harman to the post because if she had done so, the transcripts that are the center of controversy today (and back in 2006) probably would have been released.  This would have shed so much light on the Israeli lobby that we would have seen them all running for cover like kitchen cockroaches in a slum owned by Sam Zell.

4. We want to thank Hesham Tillawi and his weekly radio show on RBN called “Current Issues” for the “Mossad Jane” reference. Furthermore, last time we promised you that we would teach you all how to say the name “Hesham.” His name is not Heyshaaam, nor is it Heshem nor Hessian, nor Hshem, nor even just plain old Heeeesham. No, no, no. Even his friends at RBN like the great Michael Collins Piper can’t say his name right. As for the guest host on his show, Mark Glenn, he’s pretty much hopeless on this one issue and he even has Arabic blood in his veins.  So let’s learn to say it correctly. Our guest teacher for this lesson is no less than Mossad Jane herself.

Isn't she lovely?

Isn’t she lovely?

Click here to learn how to pronounce the name “Hesham.”

hesham

By the way, has anyone else noticed that many of the callers in to Hesham’s radio show lately are morons?