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Israel Routes US Forces in “Six-Hour War”


(Artwork done by the Popular Front for the Liberation of the US – Skulz Division)

Obama Orders Land, Sea and Air Invasion of Israel

US Sixth Fleet Wiped Out by Israeli Planes, Ships and Subs

Entire Marine Expeditionary Unit Annihilated by Israeli Forces

10th Mountain Division Troops fail to take Haifa, flee into Southern Lebanon

Israeli Amphibious Assault on Washington DC successful. Israeli Flag Flies over the US Capitol Building.

Obama Hiding Out at Columbia University because no one there knows what he looks like.

After yet another contentious phone conversation with Bibi Netanyahu, the Israeli Vice Present for American Affairs (IVPFAA), Barack Hussein Sotero,  attempted a palace coup by ordering an immediate land, sea and air invasion of Israel yesterday morning.  Major forces from the US Sixth Fleet were near the Israeli coastline at the time, and General Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Stiff, figured that those forces, combined with the element of surprise, would be sufficient to “take over that shitty little country” according to highly placed Israeli military sources at the Pentagon.

The Israelis however were fully prepared for the attack and routed US forces in about six hours. “It’s like they had access to all of our classified military intelligence communications” said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. Lesley Miller.  “They knew everything, the specific amphibious assault ships, the number of planes taking off from the aircraft carriers, and the precise locations of the landings at Haifa and Ashdod, everything” a tearful Miller said as he was lead off to jail by Israeli authorities now in charge of the Pentagon.


According to Israeli intelligence sources at the CIA, Israeli submarines sunk the USS Kearsage, an LHD Wasp class amphibious assault ship, off the shores of Ashdod minutes after all of the marines in the infantry element of the ship’s Marine Expeditionary Unit were deployed onto landing craft and before the aviation combat element could take off. “The marines were fucking sitting duck’s out there in the water” said Avigdor Lieberman, Israel’s Foreign Minister adding “and we killed every single one of those motherfuckers.”

At almost the same time, for reasons that the Pentagon has yet to clarify, forces from the US Army’s 10th Mountain Division were landed in Haifa in northern Israel seconds before their ship was also sunk by Israel’s navy.  After a battle that lasted several minutes, the remaining members of the division high-tailed it into southern Lebanon where they were given refuge and protection by Hizbullah’s militia. “Yeah, once they got into Lebanon, we stopped chasing them” said Representative Eric Cantor, (Likud, Va) who was in Israel selling US military secrets at the time of the attack. Cantor added, “Those Hizbullah dudes can really kick ass, so we decided not to escalate the situation.”


The attack was doomed from the start because Israeli air and naval forces were able to sink the Sixth Fleet’s command ship just moments after it received its orders from Obama’s secure phone at the White House.  The USS Mount Whitney, whose new commander was put into place less than two weeks ago, and all of its crew were lost. Former USS Mount Whitney commander, Capt. Ted Williams, who was replaced due to allegations of misconduct on November 19th, said “Well, I guess that was a blessing in disguise.”

With the command and control structure decapitated at the start of the battle, the US assault was poorly coordinated and haphazard. In addition, “The Israeli military forces were far superior to anything we’ve faced since the end of WWII,” according to Dempsey. “Look what we’ve been doing since at least 1990 is fighting ragtime armies with no morale, no modern equipment, no air force whatsoever, and a number of whom want us to martyr them anyway. This is the first time in my military career that we’ve been ordered to fight someone who wasn’t essentially defenseless. Thank God we didn’t try to fight Hizbullah, they’d have really kicked our asses.”

As if to second Dempsey’s comments, Hizbullah spokesbeauty, Haifa Wehbe, noted “Some of the American troops were really pissed at Israel and wanted to join our militia. We told them they weren’t well-trained enough. Even a Shas Party member could figure that out, but I digress.”

According to Israel’s Ambassador to Israel, Dan Shapiro, “We were able to establish air superiority over the battle space as soon as we took out the Mount Whitney. We then turned our planes and subs onto the Nimitz and destroyed all of the aircraft on its deck. And damn, those German submarines are good. When the torpedoes hit the Nimitz it blew up like just like a bomb. No fuck ups this time, like when we couldn’t even sink the USS LIBERTY, we learned from that one.”

Israeli fighter pilots who participated in the “turkey shoot” as they called it, reported that once the Nimitz went up in radio-active smoke the rest of the ships in the Sixth fleet began to scatter in different directions. “It was fun watching the subs blow them up one by one” said one of the pilots. According to Dempsey, speaking from his prison cell,  the only reason that any of the ships managed to make it to Malta safely was because “The Israelis fucking ran out of torpedoes.”

In another surprise, it turns out that Israel’s Iron Dome technology, virtually useless against home-made Palestinian bottle rockets, works quite well against million-dollar-apiece and highly sophisticated cruise missiles. The Sixth fleet was able to launch a number of them before being taken out, but all of the missiles were successfully intercepted by Iron Dome. Israeli military expert, Wolf Blitzer, reported from Jerusalem “Israel knows cruise missile technology inside and out, having acquired it from the United States, improved it, and sold it to China and Russia.”

Not satisfied with the total demolition of the Sixth Fleet, Israeli generals ordered an amphibious invasion of Washington, DC using nuclear-armed submarines stationed off the US coast. As was the case on 9/11, Washington and the nearby Pentagon were completely undefended and after Israeli missiles took out the White House and most of the Pentagon, the Israeli forces quickly took over Capitol Hill. Congress was in session at the time and welcomed the Israeli troops with open arms and mouths.

“It was a great victory” said Senator Ben Cardin (Likud, Md) as he spat into a spittoon, “We were in the middle of a vote on a Joint resolution supporting Israel in this conflict when the troops came in. We gave them a standing ovation. I even  helped them raise the Israeli flag over the Capitol building.”

At the same time, in Lafayette Park Senator Charles Schumer, (Likud, NY), was holding a rally for Israel and speaking to an audience estimated at about 6 million people. “We are all Israelis now” he said, quoting an article from the National Review.  

In a related note, Shas Party officials, not realizing that this piece is satire, called for a National Day of Celebration in Israel called Yom Kick Ass to be held every December 1st until the Messiah returns. 

2. Okay, its video time. As you know, this site is a fan of the Palestinian musician Nabil Mansour. Recently Nabil sent to a number of his contacts a link to a new song he has done with the wonderful Ronza Ismail, another Palestinian artist – and one with a lovely voice. It’s beautiful.  It is in Arabic, but there are subtitles in three languages, including English, so that American, and I use that term loosely, news correspondents in the Middle East can understand it. I think that was pretty nice of Nabil.

3. I’ve been posting a bit to twitter lately, something I used to basically never do. The twitter link is at the top right-hand corner of this blog. I’ve also been active on Facebook – I hate Facebook, but anyway I’ve been more active over there as well. Come join me if you’d like.

Another Product of Jewish Radicalization Programs

Art work by Skulz

Note to Shas Party members, FBI agents, and Americans, all red highlighting below is mine.

1.  “That incident has prompted a lot of soul searching inside the movement for Palestinian human rights, because it showed that a significant part of the community wants to talk about Israeli policy in the context of Jewish history and Jewish identity, and do so in a highly critical manner. Clearly a lot of people, including many in our community, want to have these conversations and regard them as necessary to resolving the Middle East conflict. We don’t. We are tired of serving as a platform for this discussion, including in the comment section, and don’t see the conversation as a productive one. From here on out, the Mondoweiss comment section will no longer serve as a forum to pillory Jewish culture and religion as the driving factors in Israeli and US policy.”

Phil Weis.

2. “I’m angry.

“You see, as most Americans were waking up this morning, and those in Europe and elsewhere around the world were going about their daily routines, here in Israel — over one million people were running for cover from a hail of rockets being rained down by Palestinian terrorists in Gaza. In the space of 24 hours, since Tuesday evening, 80 rockets have been fired on southern Israel. That’s more than three rockets per hour. By the time I finish this article, odds are that count will have risen to 85 rockets.”

Tough shit asshole.  Let’s take a look at some figures courtesy of “If Americans Knew“. The totals are from September 29, 2000 through the end of August of this year.

Breakdown of Deaths
Israelis Palestinians
Children Killed
(More on the impact on children.)
Remember These Children
Remember These Children
Civilians* Killed 731
3,535 – 4,226
People killed in the course of a targeted killing 1 408 or more
People who were the object of a targeted killing 1 238
People killed on own land 586 (54.1%)
6,359 (98.9%)
People killed on others’ land 498 (45.9%)
71 (1.1%)

This chart shows that when it comes to children, 12 times more Palestinian children have been killed. 1,452 Palestinian children have been killed by the (illegimate) state of Israel – the Jewish state.

Israel has killed 408 Palestinians through direct targeting. Only 238 of those were the actual targets. The Palestinians have killed exactly one Jew that way.

So who is this Arsen Ostrovsky who says that “my country” meaning “his country” is under attack?

He’s an Australian Jew who moved to Israel during the summer of 2012. Yup Israel is his country. It’s not Hesham Tillawi’s country – Hesham was actually born there. It’s the country of this Australian Jew who also worked as an Israel advocate in New York and is the product of one of the many Jewish radicalization programs running in American (and elsewhere) called MASA (founded by Ariel Sharon previously covered here on Mantiq al-Tayr.)

In fact, he is the product of a considerable history of being radicalized by Jewish Zionist outifts:

“Before making this decision [to move to Israel], I worked as an attorney in Sydney, and for the past year, have been working in New York – focusing on Israel advocacy. In between, I also had the privilege – courtesy of the Jewish Agency and Masa Israel – to work in the Knesset. And throughout, I have, for as long I remember, been involved in just about every Jewish and pro-Israel organization.”

Oh, and this Australian Jew is also a “human rights lawyer”. What a bunch of Zionist Bullshit.

Fifth column? Consider this quote:

“Australia is not Israel. Israel is home.”

The emphasis in italics is his, not mine, nor is it from the frequent imaginary guest editor of Mantiq al-Tayr,  Haifa Wehbe.

Just to make sure you all get the point, a point even a Shas party member could understand, he also writes the following:

“I sometimes ask myself where my Zionism and attachment to Israel stem from. What draws me to this land and these people? The answer, though, is simple: Although I come from Australia, I consider myself first and foremost a Jew and a Zionist, and as such, this land and these people are also my land and my people.”

So if you want to ” talk about Israeli policy in the context of Jewish history and Jewish identity, and do so in a highly critical manner” you may do so here.

3. It was either a choice of a video about how cats ought to all be made Shas Party members on the one hand or a belly dance video on the other. My many contacts in the PFLP (Popular Front for the Liberation of Pussycats) opted for the latter, sot that’s what I’m going with. Oh, and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

This woman is really good. Really good. Makes me think we need a new Mantiqiyyan invention, but I digress.

Sweet (USS) Liberty

What Did You Do In Israel’s Wars Daddy?

(Courtesy of Skulz Fontaine)

1. What do you get your poor old Dad for Father’s day this year? Your Dad deserves the best in the world, after all for years he’s worked his ass off to pay for Israel’s wars, he may have even fought in one or two of  them. Hell, he might have even been on the USS Liberty on June 8th 1967 and witnessed first hand what his taxes actually pay for. Maybe your Dad got killed by the Israelis – either directly as in the deliberate attempt to sink the USS Liberty – did I mention that was on June 8th 1967? Or maybe your dad was killed in one of Israel’s proxy wars that the US military is fighting in Afghanistan, Iraq or Pakistan. Of course, if Israel managed either directly or indirectly to get your dad killed, I guess you don’t have to worry about a father’s day present for  him. But if your Dad has managed to survive Israel all these years, here are some father’s day suggestions to you for him.

Zionists Fuck Up: Fail to Kill Everyone

Practicing their trade craft for future massacres, the Jewish state – that would be a state run by and for a bunch of Jews – deliberately tried to sink a United States ship called the USS Liberty on June 8th, 1967. They killed 34 sailors – American sailors – and wounded over 170 others. One of the guys that they didn’t kill, Phil Tourney, has written his own memoir about this bloodthirsty assault on his ship – your ship too if you are an American. It’s a gripping first-person account of what happened on that fateful day and how that affected the rest of Phil’s life and the lives of his shipmates. Do not buy this book if you have anger management problems. On second thought . . .

Anyway, here’s an excerpt from the book:

(Notice to Shas Party Members and asshole-traitor types like Pat Toomey, the red highlights are mine.)


I turned to discover that the source of this was Commander Armstrong, the ship’s Executive Officer (XO). He was laying on a dining table and by all appearances must have only sustained superficial wounds, because there was very little blood. In addition, he was alert, active, and did not seem to be in any pain.

He asked me for a cigarette, since he knew I smoked at that time. I lit it and put it in his mouth for him. We sat and shot the bull for a few minutes, as he asked me questions–How many wounded?…How many dead?…What time is it?…How’s Captain doing?

He asked for another cigarette, which I lit for him, as well as one for myself.

We sat and smoked together, continuing our conversation. He never moaned or groaned or complained about anything, not his wounds, physical pain, nothing. His entire demeanor was one of concern for the crew and the ship, making our little sojourn with each other a pleasant break for me. For those brief few minutes during the conversation between us things were semi-normal. He was an officer and I was his subordinate and here he was with the bearing and confidence necessary if an officer is to lead his men and this made me feel good.

While this conversation was taking place, in stereo the sounds of agony were all around me as men lie waiting, either for the comfort of morphine or the comfort of death. Thinking that Commander Armstrong was ok, I told him I had to get moving.

I headed for the 1st Class Mess, to see if there were blankets or anything else I could find to make the suffering of my wounded shipmates more sufferable. There was nothing to be found. I went back to Commander Armstrong to check in on him and see how he was making along, and to my great shock and sadness he was dead.

He was a graduate of the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. He served his country honorably in life and with dignity in death. Like any good American soldier, Armstrong died in his uniform, unlike many of our politicians, whose only uniforms are the lies, false promises, and platitudes they give when trying to get elected or re-elected to an office they do not deserve to hold.

Wow. You can get the book here.

And how about this book for Daddy?

Israelis being Israelis

This book was authored by the son of a USS Liberty survivor. Well researched, it also has some gripping narrative. Here’s an excerpt showing the great humanity of God’s chosen people.

“Authorized to sink her?” asked one of the controllers.

 “You can sink her.” Kislev ordered, asking a minute later for a report on the pilot’s progress in the attack. “Is he screwing her?”

 “He’s going down on her with napalm all the time, replied another controller.

 . . . Another [pilot] quipped that to sink the Liberty before the torpedo boats arrived would be a “mitzvah.” “Oil is spilling out into the water,” one pilot excalimed. “Great! Wonderful! She’s burning! She’s burning!” (page 216)

Pretty cool isn’t it – I mean comparing mass murder to sex. That’s the kind of thing you’d expect in Hollywood movies made by a bunch of . . .

You can get the book here.

The grand daddy of these books is this one.

Look at which flag is on top

This one was written by an officer on board the ship. It began to open the flood gates – gates still being plugged by AIPAC and the asses of your congresspussies.

You can get it here.

And if Daddy likes to watch DVD’s, here is a great one.

Kicks Israeli ass

You can get it here.

So be sure to order at least one of the above soon so Daddy will get it by Father’s Day.

2. Now as you know, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr are always coming up with innovative inventions to make your Zionist-dominated miserable lives somewhat more tolerable.  And now we really have come up with  something new that will turn out to be even more popular than the world famous ZBF.  It is a new fangled e-book, e-magazine reader that  allows you to download only anti-zionist books, magazines, videos and radio programs and at less than half the price you’d have to pay for them on the Zionist-controlled market.  Yes, the new Mantiq al-Tayr invention would be a great Father’s day gift for any Dad who is worn down into a state of quiet desperation under the grind of the tracks of the bulldozer known as Zionism.  So we here at Mantiq al-Tayr now show you the soon to be famous I-BEAK – the world’s only Zionist Bullshit-Free e-reader and tablet.  It also automatically downloads any new Haifa Wehbe videos as soon as they appear anywhere on the Internet.

(Graphic courtesy of Skulz Fontaine)

To get your new I-BEAK for just $666.66 call the Israeli embassy at 202.364.5500 or fax them at 202.364.5423.  Get that order in by June 8th, 2011 because Israel promises that for each order they receive by then they will kill one fewer unarmed and defenseless Palestinian man, woman or child.

(Not yet available in Iowa or in the Golan Heights, or Gaza, or the West Bank. )

3. One thoughtful reader of this blog posted a comment a while back suggesting that maybe less profanity would be cool. Needless to say readers of this blog responded by using as much profanity in their comments as possible.  Anyway, she goes by Kate and by Rubyinthedust and I checked out her own blogs on the web – she has three of them and they are pretty fucking good. (You all knew that was coming:-)

Turns out that Kate happens to think that US Senators should be taking care of Americans instead of selling out to AIPAC. Imagine that. She must be an anti-Senite or something. (If you don’t get the stupid pun then you must be a Shas Party member.)  Here’s her post on Senator Pat Toomey (Likud, PA), a true cretin.  That site of hers has an interesting name “Personal Pain Revealed.” It’s an apt name and frankly, all humor aside, probably would have been a good appellation for this site.

She’s got a couple of other blogs well worth taking a look at “My Heart for Palestine” and  “Comfortably Numb” which has a good article on the attacks on the Al-Aqsa Mosque by the chosen people of G-d who, as Kate notes, “dearly desire to erase history.”

Lots of Mantiqiyyan readers have pretty darn good blogs. No wonder the Internet is under assault. Keep it the good work, all of you and thank you Kate for your comments on this blog and the work you do on your sites.

جزاك الله خيراً

4.  If Israel can murder unarmed Palestinian civilians at a so called “border” site, then I say let’s kill all of the illegal Mexicans who come near or cross the US border with Mexico  (or with Canada, but we need to be sure we don’t kill white people by mistake, but I digress).  I mean, let’s face it, illegal immigration into the US, supported by many Zionist Jews,  is a serious problem. And since Israel  is our role model for security purposes, then we should have the 30 or 40 US soldiers not already stationed around the world fighting wars for the Jewish state positioned at the US-Mexican border with orders to shoot to kill all Mexicans  trying to enter  the US illegally.  If Israel can kill Palestinians living in Syria who march in protest against what Israel has done to the Palestinians and who do so on Syrian land moving toward land that is Syrian, then why the hell can’t we just blow the shit out of all them there Mexicans who are coming across our border with Mexico?

Oh, I can here all you bleeding heart liberals saying “Mantiq, you can’t be saying that Israel should be held up to the standards of the rest of the world? That would be really fucking anti-Semitic.”

Okay, then I’ll go even farther. I recommend we hire IDF troops to come do the killing for us since we do so much killing for them. We already support their killing of Palestinians en-mass even through charitable US tax-deductible organizations so why don’t we just openly declare that the US and Israel will kill anyone for any reason who get in their way?

Now I can hear some of you,of course most of you who read this site already know better, saying “Mantiq, you must  be fucking kidding. US tax-deductable outfits are not military-related and are not devoted to killing Palestinians. You are full of shit Mantiq.”

No dear reader. You are full of Zionist Bullshit. It’s up to your eyes, it’s in your brains. You need to get the I-BEAK. But I digress.

Besides, Rabbi Isaac Jeret says you are full of shit. Who is Rabbi Jeret?

Rabbi Isaac Jeret is the spiritual leader of Congregation Ner Tamid of South Bay in Rancho Palos Verdes. Among his various communal involvements, he serves currently as the chair of the National Rabbinic Cabinet of the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDF), as the vice president of the L.A. chapter of FIDF and as a member of FIDF’s national board.”

The FIDF’s own webpage tells us that:

Friends of the Israel Defense Forces is a 501(c)(3) not for profit organization.Contributions are tax deductible to the extent permitted by law.

And Rabbi Jeret really really really thinks Jews need to contribute to it:

Whether to strengthen Israel’s defense, to help maintain its ability to protect or rescue Jews at risk beyond Israel, to support the vitality and success of Israel’s next generations or to promote Jewish identity among our own youth and young adults, it is imperative that our efforts to ensure Israel’s future and our own include an essential commitment on our part, as Jews who live outside of Israel, to the welfare of the young men and women who serve as soldiers in the IDF — Israel’s Defense Forces.

The FIDF claims it’s aid is humanitarian. What it really is is giving aid and comfort to the enemy. And you get to pay for it. Hahahaha, I can hear them laughing all the way to the banks you helped bail out.

And they are pretty good at raising the money too. On one night this past March they raised over $23 million dollars. Read about it  here.

And if you really want to puke, watch their video here:

So you can give aid and comfort to this blood thirsty lawless military, but just try to provide humanitarian support to defenseless Palestinians in Gaza and you could be put in jail – or maybe even killed by IDF soldiers who receive FIDF support at your own expense.

5. I’ll close with another quote from James Scott’s book:

More than two dozen lawmakers in the Senate and House–many from states with large Jewish populations, such as New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut–took the floor the day of the attack to applaud Israel for its stunning war effort. Others rallied for emergency economic aid, urged America to reinforce its commitment to the Jewish state, and argued that Israel should be allowed to keep the territories it captured in recent days. One senator even inserted Abba Eban’s June 6 speech before the U.N. Security Council into the Congressional Record. But the laudatory speeches came even as American sailors aboard the Liberty struggled to put out fires, stop bleeding, and prevent the ship from sinking.(pages 103-104)

Do Not Buy Israeli Hummus (Or Israeli Anything)

1. It’s always nice to be vindicated. Since the inception of this blog I have argued that the “peace process” has never been anything but a complete fraud serving as a front to aid Israeli designs toward displacing as many Palestinians as possible and taking as much land as possible.  Those who thought that the lawn jockey Barack Obama would change anything in this regard should get on the next flotilla to Gaza.

2. As on openly practicing hummus-sexual, back in September of 2009  I  posted about Sabra hummus, Sabra being owned by Strauss, an Israeli company, and I urged people to boycott hummus made by Israeli-owned firms. (As  have many others before and since.)  Now, thanks to the Sabbah Daily, I have learned that well the cat has hit the fan, if you will, at Depaul University (school motto “We don’t need no Finklesteins”) where a student group called “Students for Justice in Palestine” has been urging the University to stop selling Sabra products.  There are some pretty good graphics on the page I’ve just linked to and one is below.  They also have an on-line petition that you can sign here.

Wake Up and Smell the Apartheid

Now it turns out that Strauss is a big supporter of the IDF and in particular the infamous Golani Brigade and the Givati Brigade. Strauss is proud of its support of these notorious human rights violators –  and brags about this on its websites. Oh, wait. On their English website they took this info off, but they kept it on the Hebrew page according to this report. Man, where is MEMRI when you really need them? But I digress.

According to the Indymedia report to which I just linked above – and I am quoting directly from that report – Strauss had the following wording on its website in English until recently stating that its

“connection with soldiers goes as far back as the country, and even further. We see a mission and need to continue to provide our soldiers with support, to enhance their quality of life and service conditions, and sweeten their special moments. We have adopted the Golani reconnaissance platoon for over 30 years and provide them with an ongoing variety of food products for their training or missions, and provide personal care packages for each soldier that completes the path.”

However, on that same page on January 18, 2011, I found this wording:

Israel Defense Forces

As part of its donations program, the Sales Division of Strauss Israel has made a contribution to the men and women who serve in the Golani brigade. The funds are designated for welfare, cultural and educational activities, such as pocket money for underprivileged soldiers, sports and recreational equipment, care packages, and books and games for the soldiers’ club. Yotvata, our dairy in the south, contributes likewise to the southern Shualei Shimshon unit.

This down plays the 30-year connection but I guess they are just so proud of their support for human rights violations that they just had to have something in there.

Adalah notes:

Historically, the Israeli army has been a flagrant violator of human rights and international law. Even in this context, the Golani Brigade has attracted particular attention. According to a January 2009 article in Ha’aretz Daily, the Golani Brigade “is known as a brigade that struggles with no small number of disciplinary problems and scandals, caused by bad behavior ranging from revolts against commanders to abuse of Palestinians.”

Breaking the Silence“, a group composed of ex-Israeli soldiers, has documented numerous cases of Golani Brigade involvement in human rights abuses. For example, in November 2008, members of the Golani Brigade filmed themselves forcing a captive, blindfolded Palestinian to sing humiliating songs, some, as the BBC news describes it, “of a sexual nature,” and some about the Golani Brigade. In December 2005, a Golani Brigade officer was convicted for beating a Palestinian detainee and threatening to cut off his penis.

These guys are real sons of bitches. Samuel Nichols, whose report in Indymedia I quoted from above, writes in that same report of his own experiences with the Golani Brigadge.

Back in November 2009, when I was with a Christian Peacemaker Team in the West Bank, the Golani brigade was stationed in Hebron. Throughout their stay I witnessed and documented the extreme and unwarranted use of violence on Palestinian residents as Golani soldiers inflicted head wounds, broke civilians’ hands, and sexually harassed women at checkpoints. The Israeli military’s occupation of Hebron is consistently inhumane, but the maltreatment of Palestinian residents by the Golani Brigade is unparalleled.

Buy Sabra hummus and kill a Palestinian.  Sounds like a good deal to me. Or how about, “Buy Sabra hummus, cut off a Palestinian’s dick.” ?

As is usually the case with Israeli entities, Strauss’ website is filled with information about what a shitty outfit it is once you can see through all of the Zionist Bullshit. (Which is why you need to buy your ZBF today and if you do we will give you a free hummus-making kit.)

For example, while the besieged Palestinians in Gaza are barely allowed enough to eat, Strauss is doing the following:

At a time when many children are living below the poverty line – satiation is a basic and instinctive survival goal. As a leading food corporation, we see ourselves as the spearhead in this war and naturally provide food products to dozens of organizations on a daily basis. These products reach thousands of our needy throughout Israel. This is done through “A sandwich for every child every day” project, in which our employees prepare 450 sandwiches a day (130,000 per year), that are distributed to nurseries, schools and clubs in Carmiel and adjacent settlements. Collecting and packaging food baskets for Rosh Hashanah and Passover for thousands of needy families throughout the country, which is carried out by our employees and volunteers at food organizations.

What is Carmiel? Note Strauss is not talking about Carmel but rather another “Israeli” town of Carmiel (also commonly spelled Karmiel) in Northern Israel. Here is how that town of about 50,000 Jews came into existence:

In 1956, about 1,275 acres (5.16 km2) of land in the Israeli Arab villages of Deir al-Asad, Bi’ina and Nahf were declared “closed areas” by Israeli authorities. This area, near the main road between Acre and Safed, had been an important marble quarrying site. In 1961, the Israeli authorities expropriated the land to build Karmiel.


Of course, this fact should come as no surprise since the whole country is just the result of one big land grab.  But isn’t it comforting to know that by buying Sabra hummus you are feeding Jewish kids living on land stolen from Arab kids?

3. The Macy Gray story is getting out. On Facebook in response to her request for input, I told her to go ahead and go to Israel and perform but to then travel in the West Bank and Gaza if possible and get to know the Palestinians and then hold a press conference, if she so desires, to talk about what she has seen in front of the cameras. Anyway, she’s getting endless shit from Israelis not for going, but for criticizing Israel in the first place.  You can never do enough to please these people. Never.

4. Part II of “A Problem in Bumfuck Idaho” will be coming out soon. Stand by.

5. I will also be posting about Michael Collins Piper’s recent podcasts, at least one of them anyway. You can find them here.  Mike is unique, if you’ve not heard him, give him a try.

6. Now, as a tribute to Zine El-Abidine ben Ali ben Kalb, we present the following video played at over a zillion sports events around the world. You know, I bet the Saudis have room in their palaces for Husni and Saleh and . . .


The Zionist Bullshit Filter

1. The past months  have seen incredible storms all over the United States, a Wolf Blitzerkrieg that has brutally hit the northeast, the entire east coast the midwest the northwest and even all the way south as far as Austin, Texas. Yes, basically since the time Baruch Obama muffed taking the Oaf of Office, the lower 48 states, plus Alaska and Hawai, have been hit hard by and buried deep in tons and tons of Zionist Bullshit.   The Main Stein Media’s vicious assault is ubiquitous, inescapable. The New York Times, The Washington Post,  and all the Zell-owned Zionist hasbara tools like the Baltimore Sun, the Chicago Tribune and the LA Times, all the major magazines, Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, Commentary, the New Republic, The Atlantic Monthly, you name em, all the alphabet television networks – all of them – and radio airwaves are bombarding us constantly with the likes of Wolf Sheister, Glenn Beckstein, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage,  female impersonator Ann Coulter, Laura Ingrate, Alan Derwoshitz and on and on and on. Oh, and let’s not forget two my very own favorites, Ethan Bonner and Howard Schneider. Sorry, I forgot to mention National Purim Radio’s Linda Gradstein, married to a former Israeli sniper.  (NPR refuses, according to Allison Weir, to say whether or not Linda Gradstein is an Israeli citizen. Her husband and children are.)  It is an unending, relentless, merciless assault covering the entire nation feet deep in Zionist Bullshit.  Even Hawaii is lathered in it, despite the best efforts of Mike Rivero, may he live long, prosper and found his own network.

2. But we here at Mantiq al-Tayr have a solution. All the various tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have been hard at work to produce a device that will help you crawl out of the sink hole of Zionist Bullshit into which at this point you are going down faster and faster.  Yes indeed goys and girls, now you can, if you use our new device twice a day, see results in just days and in a matter of weeks you will find that you suddenly have more time to do things you like, your mental energy will be that of a person years younger, your insight will be like that of Michael Collins Piper, and your outlook on life will be forever changed.  What you need is the one and only  Mantiq al-Tayr-certified Zionist Bullshit Filtertm pictured below.

The Zionist Bullshit Filter Lite

This easy-to- use device is guaranteed to remove hundreds of newspaper column inches of Zionist Bullshit from your newspapers each day. Plus, if cleaned properly,  it will remove up to 500 megabytes of Zionist audio and video bullshit from radio and television programs you “enjoy” on your computer, DVR, or on DVD.  Once your newspapers and radio and tv programs have been purged of all the Zionist Bullshit that is in them, you’ll won’t have to spend so much time reading and listening to crap you know is bullshit and waste all that time filtering it out yourself.

Here’s proof.

Back in early February we exposed some of the nefarious work of groups like Ateret Cohanim, which is nothing short of a human trafficking organization which gets the majority of its funding from US tax-deductible contributions, and which also has a very special relationship with Israeli spy and American traitor Jonathan Pollard.  We pointed out that Ateret Cohanim illegally has built and populated a seven-story a house on Palestinian land in Jerusalem and dedicated it to Jonathan Pollard even naming it after him: Beit Yehonatan – Hebrew for “Jonathan’s House.”

Shortly after we did this, Howard Schneider, the current Jerusalem based Zionist propagandist for the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post [JWNYTP], wrote a piece that in-part featured Beit Yehonatan – giving it quite the sympathetic portrayal – I’m sure you are shocked.  The piece is so full of Zionist Bullshit you’d need a whole bottle of Bronfman-owned scotch to swallow it all.

Speaking of the Sheikh Jarrah neighborhood, another place where Arabs are losing their homes to Jewish fanatics, Schneider makes it sound like it is no big deal at all:

“On a citywide scale, the stakes do not seem so momentous, involving just a few acres of land and a few dozen families. Jerusalem’s Arab population as a percentage of the city’s total is about 35 percent and climbing — in seeming contradiction to charges that Israeli policies are “Judaizing” the city.”

Those fucking Arabs, what are they bitching about? They are 35% of the population of their own city that Jews stole from them. Ungrateful bastards.

Then we get a section of the piece called “Jewish Attachment” and we learn all about, well, not quite all about, Beit Yehonatan, which Schneider spells slightly differently.  Red highlights are mine.

Jewish attachment

It is in other neighborhoods — from Sheikh Jarrah, north of the Old City, to the hillside neighborhood of Silwan and beyond to the south — where the tension with Jewish attachment to the area becomes more acute, playing out on a house-by-house basis.

On Silwan’s northern ridge, for example, a community that began as a haven for Yemenite Jews in the late 1800s is now virtually all Arab — except for the seven-story Beit Yonatan building, marked by a Star of David flag hanging down its length. To Luria, Beit Yonatan’s presence in Silwan simply marks the return of Jews to a neighborhood where they had lived until the ethnic strife that preceded Israel’s founding forced them out.

He adds more blathering by Luria about the situation in Silwan and of course tosses in a quote or two of people critical of what’s going on – most of it, but not all, just diluted forms of Zionist Bullshit.

But what Schneider does not mention, and I cannot believe he does not know this, though it is also possible that his editors at the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post just wouldn’t include it, is that  Beit Yohanatan is literally dedicated to the notorious Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard. Leaving this information out is another example of disgraceful Zionist Bullshit.

Oh, let me sort of digress for second. Did you know that Pollard is actually involved with Beit Yehonatan from his jail cell in these United States? Did you know he gets visited by fanatical Israeli Rabbis and they pass messages back to Israel for him?  Red highlights are mine.

A meeting last month between the Dean of Yeshivat Merkaz HaRav, Rabbi Yaakov Shapira, and Jonathan Pollard in the latter’s US Federal prison cell may have consequences for Jewish – and Arab – construction in eastern Jerusalem.

Rabbi Shapira visited Pollard in his jail cell five weeks ago, together with Rabbi Pesach Lerner, who is Executive Vice President of the National Council of Young Israel. At one point, when Rabbi Shapira asked him what specifically he can do for Pollard back in Israel, Pollard answered, “I am very concerned for Beit Yehonatan. It needs to be looked after and made sure that not only is it not destroyed or evacuated, but that it becomes a center of Torah and prayer.”

Shapira is the son of an insane Rabbi who “During the days of the Oslo Accords, Shapira was one of the founders of an organization that declared that handing over parts of the land of Israel to gentiles, even with a peace agreement, contradicted halacha and was therefore forbidden.”

The Yeshiva Shapira heads is very influential in Israel. So Jonathan Pollard, from his prison cell, is helping to create more ethnic tension in Jerusalem, against US official policy and in violation of international law. Pollard is being allowed to continue his treasonous behavior right from his prison cell. That, goys and girls, is pure unadalterated 100 percent Zionist Bullshit.  Schneider doesn’t breath a word of it to you. Wonder why?

Now, back to the ZBF.  Here’s how it works. You can take any newspaper article, or even an entire newspaper, magazine or book and feed it directly into the front end. It will scan every word of every page and will delete all the Zionist Bullshit and then will print out what’s left.

So we took Schneider’s entire article and ran it through the ZBF.  We set the ZBF’s adustable filter to “high” meaning “any sentence that has any Zionist Bullshit is to be removed.” Out of the entire article, the only thing the ZBF put out was the following quote by one of the Palestinians being screwed by the evictions in the Sheikh Jarrah area.

“We don’t want to let them stay here,” he said, nodding toward his former home, where a large menorah now adorns the roof. At the opposite end of the building, Ramadan lights were still on display, put up by a Palestinian family whose case is pending in the courts.

“We don’t want them to rest in peace and quiet,” Ghawi said of the new occupants. “We want to show the world they are sleeping in our homes.”

3. The Zionsit Bullshit Filtertm can also be hooked up to your computer and it will pull all the Zionist Bullshit out of your radio shows, podcasts, DVD’s  anything.  You will save yourself hours. On average, videos done by Alex Jones are reduced to about 15 minutes. [In a planned upgrade, we will add a “remove bullhorn bullshit” setting which will save you even more time.] RBN  programs come out with almost no commercials in them – some RBN shows, like Michael Collins Piper’s and Hesham Tillawi’s process quite nicely – commercial free and some of the callers are blipped out, especially that drunk asshole from West Virginia who keeps calling in,  but you get all the good stuff from Hesham and Mike. [In yet another planned upgrade, we are going to add to Hesham’s show things Mark Glenn would have said if had not been banned from RBN by Stadmiller.]   Current Issues TV goes through the machine untouched. Frosty Wooldridge’s written and audio material is completely eliminated!  ZBF owners will proudly live in a Frosty-Free Environment (FFE).

In the mornings, I just take the whole newspaper and run it through the ZBF while I’m taking a shower and when I have my breakfast, I can read the whole paper in just five minutes. It gives me more time to listen to (and read) Michael Collins Piper, The Ugly Truth with Mark Glenn and The Liberty Hour with Phil Tourney and Mark Glenn. I’ve lost weight, my prostate has returned to a normal size, my kids love me again, and my wife has an even more pleasant smile on her face all the time.

And there are so many different applications for this G-d-sent product. Looking for a job? And who isn’t thanks to Islamofascist Ben Shalom Bernanke and his friends? Well, run the Want-Ads from the newspapers or any Internet site through your new ZBF and filter out all the outfits run by Zionist controlled corporations . How about a sports team to root for?  Well this will sure as hell narrow that down. Looking for a good restaurant or Deli? You can rely on the Zionist Bullshit Filter.

As for local, state and national representatives? You are fucked. And the ZBF will tell you so. . .

Before moving on to the new theory behind the collapse of WTC7, I want to link to the following excellent article by Alison Weir because it will give new readers some insight into how much Zionist Bullshit is coming your way.

The article is called “All in the Family“.  Read it and order your ZBF as soon as you can. [Note: Ms. Weir and her excellent website “If Americans Knew” do not receive any compensation from sales of the ZBF.]

4.  Now folks, this is the part of the post where I normally include either a video of a stupid cat, in honor of the Anonymous Arabist, or a video of a pleasant looking female vocalist.  Sometimes both.   Now in our last post, we gave you a plethora of cat and vocalist videos but we actually had a hidden agenda. We included within those video files the clue to the real reason behind the collapse of WTC-7. To our great sadness, shock, awe, disappointment, grief, anxiety and just plain horror, not one reader got the clue – or if they did they were afraid to put anything in the comments section for fear of the wrath of the catophile Anonymous Arabist. who, if she had her way, would put Cat Woman in charge of the Washington Redskins. Hmmm, not a bad idea actually.  But I digress.

Anyway, two of the videos clearly explain the real reason for the collapse of the WTC-7.  But first a quick review of the situation so that Shas Party Members (SPMs) will be able to follow.

The National Institute for Story Telling (the NIST) has explained that a new phenomenon in the world of pecuniary-based physics called “thermal expansion” is what’s behind the collapse of the building in just a few seconds falling into its own footprint like the melting wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz.

Other people posit the theory that the building was brought down by controlled demolition.

Now lets take a few seconds and look at the key video from our last post, the one that “let’s the cat out of the bag” so to speak.  The video below was the second video in that series. What we did not explain to you was that this cat was actually inside WTC-7 at the time it was frightened. Now watch the cat and how it hard it hits the wall.

Seconds later this is what happened.

The real cause of the total utter collapse of WTC-7 into its own footprint in a matter of seconds was not “thermal expansion” but rather the cause was, as we say (badly) in Latin: Feles Exitium.  “Cat Destruction.”

The people at the NIST should be ashamed of themselves.

Now, we have to find out how BBC correspondent Jane Standley knew in advance that the pussy cat was going to take down the building?  Was it her cat?


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Shlomo and Shoshana


1. 5035 Mayfield Road – Suite 230
Lyndhurst, Ohio 44124

Lyndhurst is by all accounts a very nice small town suburb of Cleveland. Nestled in what appears to be its business district is the office of another major Israeli intelligence operation run by a former officer of the IDF named Shlomo Lifshitz, known by his many fans and his many detractors as Momo. Shlomo Momo ain’t no homo, that’s for sure. One of his claims to fame is that helped coin the term“sexual Zionism”. He wants Jewish kids born in the United States to go to Israel, marry Jews and start having sex immediately. Any if any of you goy guys are thinking about converting, Momo Shlomo advises that Jewish women are the best looking in the world.


But I digress.

Let’s get back to Shlomo the Momo.

He runs an organization called Oranim Educational Services which specializes in getting American Jews, especially those who are not already Israeli citizens,  to go to Israel for anything from “birthright” trips  and honeymoons to long term internships lasting several months. His goal is get all of  his customers to move permanently to Israel and he pushes them strongly in that direction the minute they land.  You can read about his strong-arm tactics here and here.

In the past ten years he has shipped over 50,000 potential recruits to Israel for trips that are usually free – since they are paid for by US tax-deductible contributions to other agencies, Such as Birthright Israel,  which fund Shlomo’s ain’t for homos trips. (Birthright-Israel has recently cut ties with Shlomo due to his high-pressure tactics, but never fear it still gets US tax-deductible contributions to give to private companies to get Jews to go to Israel.)

But Lifshitz’s “message” — alumni say he routinely pushes aliyah, pressures participants to date only Jews and stresses that they should “make Jewish babies” — has drawn criticism over the years.

His staff is entirely Israeli and they operate widely across the United States to recruit potential US traitors as their twitter site makes clear. Some of his staffers are people who started out on one of his trips. Their mini-bios are here.

Oranim’s main headquarters is in Israel, of course.

2. Go to Israel for Free

Another outfit that works closely with Oranim was invented by Ariel Sharon. It’s called MASA and is a non-profit organization that is actually a part of the Israeli government  It gets money from Jewish groups around the world, including the US.  They use that money to make long-term trips to Israel either free or less expensive than a vacation in New Jersey. Want to learn about their programs and see if YOU can go to Israel for free? Click here, here and here. Oh, just one thing. You have to be a Jew.

From MASA’s website:

MASA enables young Jews (18 to 30) from around the world to build a lasting relationship with Israel, strengthen their Jewish identity, and gain meaningful and beneficial experiences by participating in a long-term program in Israel.

And then what do they do?

3. Oh, don’t forget to go to the MASA/Oranim presentation at Shoshana S. Cardin School in Baltimore on November 8 just like the twitter links point out.  Previously we at Mantiq al-Tayr have noted how odd it is that Maryland seems to have so many traitor types and we have also noted, in a different context, some of the antics of the Cardin family in Maryland.  (Shoshana Cardin seems to have married into the Cardin family – her husband is Jerome Cardin – maybe the same Jerome as mentioned in this Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post article about how wonderful US Senator Ben Cardin is because he is such an observant Jew. ) According to this website, I have found the right Jerome. He went to prison for stealing $385,000 from a savings and loan association. Maybe that’s why she turned down an offer to be on the Federal Reserve?

Once again, I digress.

The photo at the top of this post is from the school’s website.  It think that photo says it all.

Here’s a nice quote from the school’s Israel page.

At Cardin, the study of Israel is woven into the formal and informal parts of the Judaic Studies and Hebrew language program. Yom Ha-Zikaron and Yom Ha-Atzmaut are two of the major observances and celebrations.

One of Cardin’s goals is to show our students that Israel also is their home.

The two holidays mentioned above are Israeli national holidays. The first is Israel’s Memorial Day the second is Israel’s Independence Day.  I imagine it is put in Hebrew so that goys reading the site won’t know what they are talking about.

Naturally, Talmudic studies are important at the school.

Shoshana Cardin’s bio is extremely revealing and worth reading. Here’s just one interesting tidbit. Red highlighting is mine.

It was while in that position that she interceded with President George Bush in September 1991, after he made remarks implying that he was being victimized by Jewish lobbying efforts to get the American government to guarantee $10 billion in loans the Israeli government was seeking to borrow on the international market, to fund the resettlement of the hundreds of thousands of Jews from the collapsing Soviet Union who were pouring into the Jewish state. After some thirteen hundred Jews spent the day lobbying their congressional representatives to release the loan guarantees, Bush angrily told reporters at a White House press conference that he was just “one lonely little guy” opposing them. Cardin wrote to the president, calling his remark “disturbing.” In short order Bush apologized for sounding “pejorative.”

No doubt that this school, founded by a woman who has been dedicated her entire life to serving Israel, is an excellent recruiting ground for Shlomo Momo and MASA.

4. Anyone who laughs when watching the video below is a bad person. Very bad. (Warning, language is not suitable for children.)

Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

1. I’ve had it being Mr. Nice Mantiq al-Tayr. These United States are permeated with traitors who pretend to be part of our society but whose loyalties lie elsewhere; said fact being a cause of tremendous damage to this country. No, I’m not talking about the likes of the absolute fraud bull-shitter lying pretend and extremely bigoted Zionist war-mongering fake orientalist David Gaubatz who claims he knows Arabic because he attended classes at the Foreign Service Institute. More on this paranoid loon in a later post.

I’m talking instead about the likes of traitor  Tsvi Mark who recently completed his first year at West Point. He then got on a plane with 237 other traitors from North American countries and flew off to Israel. He did so in order to join an “elite” unit (the Hebrew word for “elite” means “really good at murdering Palestinians”) in the Israeli military. On that very same plane, over 50 others, at least, were going right into the Israeli military.  It appears that almost all of the  passengers were on the plane in order to “make aliya” (Hebrew for “to betray your country”) to Israel and thus become Israeli citizens. And you get to help pay for it. Keep reading.

This story is just so rich it really had the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr scratching their feathers trying to figure out which nuggets about these traitors to bring to your attention and which ones to just let you read about on the links included in this article.

Screw it.  Let’s have some fun as we go board the Ship of Israeli Traitors (SHIT). Go get  your favorite beverage and come back and have a seat. It should be a great ride.

First, let’s see who else was on this Star (of David) Trek ship. Red highlights are mine.

Also on board was a large contingent of 35 olim from Cleveland, Ohio. The CEO of American Greetings Corporation, Zev Weiss, joined them to accompany his dear friend, andCEO of Intellectual Property Joseph Mandelbaum, who made aliyah on the flight.

Please make sure to boycott all products by American Greetings Corporation as well as those of Intellectual Property.No doubt the citizens of Cleveland are most distressed that the Cleveland Indians players were not among the 35 traitors from Cleveland on the plane. But I digress. [Hell, may as well send the Cleveland Browns too.]

As for Joseph Mandelbaum, it turns out that “Intellectual Property” is part of American Greetings Corporation and works to market their worthless products to you goyim out there. Please see this link and boycott the goods mentioned there too.

No doubt all you home schoolers out there will be thrilled to know that young children also were brainwashed given an opportunity to participate in betraying the United States. This will be good practice for when they grow up and can finish the job that’s already well under way.

This charter plane featured the winning logo of the Nefesh B’Nefesh and BabagaNewz.com, an educational website for Jewish middle-schoolers and teachers, ‘Destination Israel’ logo design contest, which encouraged students in Grades 4–7 to create an aliyah plane logo. The winning entry, . . ., was painted on the side of this flight.

The “winning entry” is here:

Where's Walid?

What the fuck happened to Palestine? Yes indeed, little Jewish children are being taught that there is no Palestine while at the same time they are being taught to be traitors to the United States. Go look at the photo of the plane at the top of this post and you’ll see the picture on it.

And maybe that is why Tsvi Mark had this to say about his betrayal of the United States:

“I had always wanted to join the U.S. army and train at West Point, but once I was there I realized that what I really wanted was to go home, to our land, our people, and our army.”

Yes, this future child killer might also even get a chance to kill some of his fellow West Pointers. Israel likes to kill graduates of America’s service academies. Just ask any of the USS Liberty Survivors.

But it gets worse. Much worse. Let’s learn a little more about Tsvi Mark and about an on-going large scale operation whose goal is to create traitors.

Tsvi Mark, 20, spent last year as a student at West Point. The Silver Spring resident, a former student at the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy, says he decided in his senior year to attend either the Army service academy or its Navy equivalent at Annapolis. (His father had been a career U.S. Air Force officer, retiring as a lieutenant colonel.)

Before little Tsvi went to West Point he went to a terrorist training camp – oops, I meant to say he went to traitor recruitment program in Israel. If you say “What’s the difference?” you’ll get no argument here.

However, he decided to spend a year in Israel before entering college and spent 2007-08 in a mechina (religious military preparation) program on Moshav Avne Etan, a cooperative agricultural community in the Golan Heights. While there, he “began to think of the IDF as an option,” Mark says.

So before he goes off to West Point he spends a year in a “religious military preparation” program in a foreign country – Syria. That’s right. The Golan Heights are Syrian territory occupied and settled (illegally) by Israel. That’s how he spent his time in Israel, occupying Syrian territory. Could you imagine if he’d been Muslim and did something like this?  But it gets worse. With Zionism it always does.

“During the second semester, I decided that if I was not at West Point, I wanted to be in Israel,” says Mark, who took the Aug. 3 NBN flight. Like others interviewed, Mark praised NBN — which assists new immigrants to Israel from North American and Great Britain with paperwork, offers grants, serves as a liaison with government agencies once they arrive and provides career counseling — for easing the process.

NBN is short for the Nefesh B’Nefesh organization that exists solely for the purpose of creating traitors. More on them further down. How nice of them to help with money and jobs for well-to-do American Jews who want to go kill Palestinians. Donations to Nefesh B’Nefesh are also tax-deductible even though it is indistinguishable from being an outright Israeli intelligence operation. It is even “deputized to utilize a portable passport control scanner for the Israel Border Police.”

But it gets worse.

Let’s finish up with Tsvi Traitor Mark. It looks like he’s just going to be fine.

Mark is slated to spend the next several months on Kibbutz Tiryat Tzvi in the Garin Tsabar program, which helps prepare soldiers without families in Israel for the IDF.

He hopes to be accepted into the Golani Brigade, an elite infantry unit, when he begins his service in November and to be selected for the officer training program.

Afterward, he plans to study business or international relations at an Israeli university.

The Garin Tsabar program is “a programme that recruits foreign Jews for the Israel Defence Forces.”

Are you starting to notice that there seems to be a hell of a lot of Israeli programs aimed at getting people to betray the United States? Garin Tsabar even reaches down into cute little camps for Jewish kids in Texas. Goys and girls, let’s a take a side trip just for a second to Camp Young Judea in Wimberly,  Texas.

Here’s a few fun quotes from various parts of their website. (Yes, I know I’m digressing, but bear with me. It’s  not like you have a plane to Israel to catch. So sit down and keep drinking. You’ll need to.)

Here’s an interesting reference from the Camp’s March, 2005 newsletter which just happens to mention Garin Tsabar.

“Several times a year a group gets together to organize and send letters and packages to these young men and women. The project currently serves about 150 English speaking soldiers who are either Young Judaea graduates, part of Garin Tsabar (American/Israeli Scouts who come to serve in the army) and others who have found the warmth of Merkaz Hamagshimim.”

Nice to see that Camp graduates go off to join the Israeli military. Such a nice little camp.

They have a lovely scholarship fund and, of course, all donations are tax-deductible.

“Each year the Young Judaea Scholarship Fund allows youth of all ages to learn about Israel and their Jewish identity by helping families to finance summer and year-round YJ activities. In 2004, through the generosity of many families, TOL Young Judaea distributed $45,100.00!”

Wanna go to Israel?

“Young Judaea has more than 55 years of experience as one of the world’s leaders in sending Jewish youth to Israel. Through our Year Course & Summer Programs, hundreds of chanichim have safely traveled to Israel and enjoyed experiences that enriched their lives.”

That way they can all be recruited to be traitors while they are there.

Question: How many people in the US government and military have gone on trips like this and have been recruited by Israel and have remained in the US government or military?

Hey FBI guys, I know you read this blog (in fact it was a former FBI guy who first informed Mantiq al-Tayr of the Tsvi Mark story). Why don’t you guys find the answer to this question?

Man, it gets even worse. And I am still on my digression. Just wait for when I get back to the Traitors on the Plane. But let’s get back to Camp Young Judea for just a little more quality time with some camp counselors.

Not only does Camp Young Judea export little Jews to Israel for in-country indoctrination and recruitment, it also works as a avenue to import Israeli spies into the United States.

Then, using the same criteria, we ensure a strong Zionist influence by hiring a contingent of Israeli shlichim (emissaries) with the help of the Israeli Government. The Jewish Agency places approximately 2,000 young Israeli adults with American summer camps. They carry out all of the background checks and initial interviews (as extensive as the in-depth assessments carried out by CYJ for all of our other staff members) and then present us with a selection of candidates that meet our stringent CYJ-Texas requirements.

And now we come full circle (of hell):

Camper News

Free trip to Israel for Student Artist, Parent, & School Rep

Nefesh B’Nefesh, an organization dedicated to revitalizing North American Aliyah, is inviting all 6th-8th graders to participate in a competition entitled “Homeward Bound.” The object of the contest is to create and design a logo for Nefesh B’Nefesh’s Summer 2005 Aliyah flights. The winning logo design, capturing and depicting the essence of “Aliyah and Homecoming,” will be painted on the body of one or more of the places bringing hundreds of Olim from North America to Israel. The winning artist will be invited to accompany this special flight, joined by his/her parent and/or school representative.

This initiative will be supported by a nationwide public relations campaign and be photographed and written about by major publications worldwide.

And that little article was in the 2005 newsletter. So Nefesh B’Nefesh has been at it for a while. (About 7 years as it turns out.)

Well, let’s leave little Wimberly, Texas which is very close to Austin. Hmmm, it is said that Alex Jones’ wife is Jewish. I wonder if he has ever sent his kids to Camp Young Judea?

But I digress. Oh, one other thing. There’s more than one Camp Young Judea. Have fun reading their websites.

It’s time to go back to Silver Spring, Maryland near where Tsvi Mark went to high school. Let’s learn a little more about the traitors on that plane.

Jakob Gakner, 21, was also on that plane. He too is from Silver Spring. He has an interesting family background since his parents took him to Israel to live when he was a small child so he has been a dual national ever since. No doubt his parents are too, though they came back to the US for some reason. Let’s learn more about Jakob.

Jakob served in the IDF in Gaza during Israel’s murderous invasion in December 2008-January 20009 and was allowed to return to the United States without being arrested. I’m sure if a Palestinian went to Gaza to defend his family and friends from the Israeli onslaught he’d a been locked up in a Jew Jersey minute if he came back to the US. But not Jakob. About his serving in the murder of over 1300 defenseless people he had this to say:

I felt that it was my duty to go and fight for the country,” he says of his military service, “especially because I have many relatives living in the South in Beersheva.”

Think it will get worse? You get only one guess.

A graduate of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy and a member of the Silver Spring Jewish Center, he says he decided to make his life in Israel during his time at the Israeli yeshiva.

A pattern is emerging that is so clear that even David Gaubatz could recognize it. I mean, even a member of the Shas Party (“Shas” is Hebrew for “complete fucking idiot” or cfi for short) could see it.

Jakob confirms that the brainwashing he has received all his life was very effective. Living in Silver Spring Maryland, an area very close to Washington, District of the Cabbalah, and a virtual text-book example of multi-culturalism, wasn’t good enough for him.

“Personally, I felt a lot more connected to the people [in Israel],” Gakner says. “In the U.S., I was one of many ethnicities, but while there [in Israel], you feel like you are part of one people, one nation that cares for each other.”

No, I am not quoting David Duke. I’m quoting a traitor to the United States. David Duke remains loyal to the United States.

Another traitor from guess where, the Maryland suburbs, was also on the plane.

Avraham Bieler, 22, son of Rabbi Jack Bieler of Kemp Mill Synagogue, also may shortly be haunted by the Hebrew cadence of smol, yamin, smol (left, right, left) so familiar to IDF recruits. (A medical problem may keep him out of the army, but he hopes to serve in a media relations or intelligence unit.)

Also a graduate of the Berman Academy, Bieler was a student at Yeshivat Lev Hatorah in 2004-05 when the idea of making aliyah began taking hold.

What’s with this Berman Academy and what is up with its graduates?

Anyway, Bieler went to Brandeis – a Zionist bastion and learned so much:

Bieler graduated from Brandeis this year with a degree in Islamic and Middle Eastern studies and last summer worked for the Interreligious Coordinating Council, a nonprofit in Jerusalem that seeks to increase understanding between various religions in Israel.

Isn’t that sweet?

Also say good riddance to Rabbi Ezra Starr and his wife Devorah. Guess where they live?

Rabbi Ezra Starr, 32, and his wife, Devorah, 30, of Silver Spring, say they had always wanted to make aliyah.

“We had talked about it when we were dating,” he says, “but we both wanted to become teachers and teach in Jewish schools before we did.”

Both have a Berman academy connection — he as a student when a youngster (Ezra also has a bachelor’s in history and s’micha from Yeshiva University and a master’s in special education from Hunter College in 2004) and as a special education and Judaics teacher and as rav beit sefer (school rabbi) for the lower school; she (bachelor’s from Stern College for Women in education and a master’s from New York University in educational theater in 2003) as teacher, director of the MJBHA Dramatic Arts Society, student activities coordinator and a counselor helping students find a place in Israel to study for a year.


Rabbi Ezra Starr and Devorah Get Off


It turns out that 98 people from the Washington area had gone to Israel to become Israelis by the end of July this year and 160 more are expected to do so. How lovely.

What is this Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy? And why does it seem to have such a connection to people who become the citizens of a foreign country?

Maybe the slogan on their homepage gives us a clue:

Instilling love of Torah, mitzvot, the Jewish people and Israel. Inspiring intellectual curiosity, derech eretz and a sense of responsibility for our world

This page on their site is also interesting. From it we learn about the importance of:

the unity of the Jewish people, the responsibility of one Jew for another and the centrality of the land of Israel as fundamental components of Jewish observance and continuity.

The Torah Mitzion Kollel of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy enriches the lives of our student body as well as the broader Jewish community through classes, programs and celebrations which are designed to bring Zionism to life.

Doesn’t this quote give you the warm and fuzzies?

ישראלYisrael: We cultivate an enduring love of the people of Israel, the land of Israel, and the state of Israel.

Okay, okay, I know you all are sitting there at your keyboards all asking the same question. “Mantiq, can we make tax-deductible donations to the Berman Academy”?

Yes you can. The are even in the Combined Federal Campaign so you FBI guys can donate at work. :-)

A short perusal of the website of Nefesh B’Nefesh reveals that it is nothing more than a foreign intelligence operation that is allowed to operate in the open and receive tax-deductable donations. You may as well send your money – if you have any – right to Mossad. Their sole stated purpose for existing is to get Jews from the United States and the UK to move to Israel.

They are headquarted in New York (42 East 69th St • New York, NY 10021 • Tel: 1-866-4-ALIYAH) the UK and in Israel.

From the Nefesh B'Nefesh Home Page

From the Nefesh B’Nefesh Home Page

The vice-chairman of the organization is an outright Israeli who still serves in the Israeli military reserves and who has a pretty damn interesting job:

Erez Halfon has been serving as Vice Chairman of Nefesh B’Nefesh since September, 2009, and is responsible for enhancing the organization’s strategic partnerships with Israeli government bodies and agencies and furthering its ties within the Jewish World. Prior to joining Nefesh B’Nefesh, Halfon served as Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption from 2006 to 2008. During this time, he instituted various reforms which vastly improved the absorption process for Olim and returning citizens, including the introduction of new tax breaks for Olim and returning residents and the implementation of an extensive international campaign to attract returning residents back to Israel. In addition, Halfon acted as Chairman of the committee responsible for assessing and bettering the State of Israel’s conversion process as well as Chairman of the committee for repatriating Israeli scientists.

Tony Gelbart is the founder of this outfit. He a major businessman with business interests in Israel. Speaking of his own organization, which by January of 2008  had flown ove 13000 people to live in Israel in a six-year period, Tony says:

NBN has a goal, says Gelbart: “It is that any Jewish person who wants to come to Israel will get here, be absorbed, and become a crucial part of helping the Jewish people in their homeland. These people are all across the board – they are doctors, engineers, and lawyers. Hundreds have entered the army. We have Rabbis and people who are learning. Some are traditional and some are religious. We have a microcosm of what the Jewish people are…. What we care about is that if you’re a Jew, we want to help you move to Israel.”

This is nothing short of legalized human-trafficking which is subsidized by your tax dollars.

Hey goys and girls, need a job? Become a Jew and fly to Israel. You can become an Israeli while on the airplane crossing the Atlantic and good old Tony will be there with you. What an experience. Of course you’ll have to serve in the IDF and kill Palestinian children, but you’ll get tax-payer subsidized housing and benefits you could never dream of as a shitty worthless US citizen:

Gelbart, who flies with each Nefesh B’Nefesh flight, never gets tired of going on the plane: “The Nefesh B’Nefesh flight is the most uplifting, enjoyable, and emotional experience ever. All of them probably have never met, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all moving to Israel. Nobody sleeps.People are walking up and down the aisle. The minute the plane takes off, the Ministry of the Interior people begin to process your paperwork. You can become a citizen on the flight over. You can also fill out the paperwork to begin going by your Jewish name. We have had sheva brachot (post-wedding festive meal) on the plane. We have even had marriages as a result of Nefesh B’Nefesh. At least six couples to date have met on the Nefesh B’Nefesh flights.”

Here is Tony’s ultimate goal:

“I believe that is probably one of the most major aspects of Nefesh B’Nefesh. Everyone who works for us genuinely wants to return all the Jews to Israel.”

Why are Jews allowed to have security clearances then?  Just asking.

Oh, I almost forgot. Israel loves Nefesh B’Nefesh. The traitors pictured at the start of this post had quite a nice greeting at the aiport:

Hundreds of families and friends, as well as Israeli dignitaries, gathered at Ben Gurion airport to welcome the country’s newest olim at the Nefesh B’Nefesh arrival ceremony. Those present included: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu; Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption Dmitry Apartsev; Chairman of the Jewish Agency Natan Sharansky; Head of the Education Department in the IDF’s Education and Youth Corps Colonel Roni Sulimani; CEO of El Al Israel Airlines Haim Romano; and Co-Founders of Nefesh B’Nefesh Rabbi Yehoshua Fass and Tony Gelbart.

The IDF loves these flights because so many of them are filled with people eligible for military service. One flight in 2007 was met by 150 members of the IDF.

Maybe worthless assholes like David Gaubatz and Paul Sperry better start checking out Jewish schools, camps and non-profits. They are ever so much more effective in recruiting traitors.

Again, for some reason, I just keep going back to this link to cheer myself up.