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Mubarak Calls on Obama To Step Down as President

1. (By Mark Griffe Janine Witte Zacharia Sanger. Cairo, Feb. 6. Mantiq al-Tayr Press – MTP) In a breathtaking move to seize the initiative in Cairo, Egyptian President Mohamed Hosni Mubarak appeared on the podium in Tahrir Square today and addressed not only the Egyptian people but also the entire world. The crowd of over a quarter of a million onlookers looked up in stunned silence as Mubarak appeared on the podium, picked up the microphone and began his address.  The address was as shocking and dramatic as it was unexpected.

“Oh people of Egypt” he began, “it’s time for you to go home and start leading normal lives again. If you don’t, I am going to turn the army loose on you. They’ve wanted to kill all you sons of bitches from the very first day of this ridiculous waste of time, but I have been the one who has stopped them. As of the curfew time’s beginning today, and that’s in about 2 hours from now, I have ordered them to squash you people like the fucking little wretched cockroaches you are.”

“Before I go on, I want to take a moment and tell that arrogant half-breed American President, Barak Obama, to shut the fuck up. In fact, I call on you, Obama, to step down immediately and begin a transition to a US government that isn’t run by a bunch of fucking pussies. Yes, I said it, pussies! You could either have sided openly with me, or if you had had the courage, you could have even called on me to step down in no uncertain terms. But no, you didn’t have the balls to openly side with me or with these soon to be dead miscreants who are standing here in Tahrir square. So get the hell out of office and put someone else in charge who has about as much regard for the US constitution as you or I do, how about Donald Rumsfeld? He and Umar are pretty good friends you know. Yeah, he’d be just the guy.”

Suddenly, Mubarak reached into his breast pocket and pulled out a yellow document and waved it in the air saying “And this President Obama, this is my mother fucking birth certificate! Where the hell is yours? I may be a corrupt blood-thirsty, Israeli-ass kissing, two-bit tyrant just like you, but at least I am a fucking Egyptian.”

Mubarak put the paper back inside his jacket pocket, paused for just a moment, and then said:

“One other thing before I close. After I get done kicking your asses from here to the Aswan dam, I going to shut up those damn Palestinians in Gaza once and for all. Oh, hey, Abu Mazen, listen to this. I have had it with you too. Once I’m done with Hamas, I coming after your ass. Fuck the PLO, fuck Palestine. Everyone knows that Arabs pretty much all hate the Palestinians anyway, we may as well just let everybody know so we can put an end to this bullshit peace process. My government hates the Palestinians, the Syrian government hates the Palestinians, the Jordanian government hates the Palestinians and God only knows that every single Lebanese citizen would gladly put all the Palestinians in a big fucking gas chamber and let Netanyahu pump in the gas and they’d all dance around it singing “Nah nah nah, hey hey, good-bye.”

“Okay, you’ve got two hours to get the hell out of here and go back to your worthless stupid peasant lives in this shit-hole called Cairo. If you don’t, well what do you think we have this huge bloated corrupt military for you idiots? It’s not to fight the Israelis, hell, even today they’d kick our asses all the way to Casa Blanca – besides if they wanted to, they’d just nuke the Aswan dam and then all of you sons of bitches would drown. No, the Army isn’t there to fight Israel, or anyone else for that matter. It’s there for times like this when you uppity over-educated useless eaters get out of control. I order General Tantawi, the head of the Egyptian armed forces, to kill anyone who is demonstrating anywhere in Egypt as of 3:00 pm today, Egypt time. You have about an hour and forty-five minutes folks. Go home and eat that shitty mulukhiyya stuff you claim you love so much. I’m going to the palace and downing a whole barrel of Kentucky Fried Chicken while I watch the Super Bowl. God, I hate the Steelers, but I digress.”

Mubarak then ended his address with the traditional:

“Peace be upon you and the mercy and blessings of God, you mother fuckers.”

The reaction was muted at the White House. Presidential spokesman Robert Gibbs said that Obama was pleased that Mubarak had been able to resolve the crisis and hoped that the Egyptian people would then move forward with their lives. Gibbs said Obama was busy watching the Super Bowl and would probably phone Mubarak during half-time of the game.

2. I kind of find this interesting:

(JTA) — Cuban prosecutors will seek a 20-year prison sentence for accused spy Alan Gross, a U.S. government contractor that the State Department says was assisting Cuban Jews.

Gross is accused of “Acts Against the Independence and Territorial Integrity of the State,” Reuters reported, citing a Feb. 4 report by Cuban state media via a government-run website. . .

Cuban authorities detained Gross on Dec. 3, 2009 on his way out of the country, saying he was a spy.

Gross’ family and State Department officials say he was in the country on a U.S. Agency for International Development contract to help the country’s Jewish community of about 1,500 to communicate with other Jewish communities through the Internet.

The main Jewish groups in Cuba have denied any contact with or knowledge of Gross or the program.

3. I have an idea. Why don’t we trade Jonathan Pollard for Yigal Amir?

4. Elliot Abrams has announced he will not run for Egyptian President next year.

5. “Eliyalu Eliezer Werdesheim, 23, a Shomrim volunteer and former Israeli special forces soldier, and his brother Avi Werdesheim, 20, who does not work with Shomrim, have been charged with false imprisonment, second-degree assault and possession of a deadly weapon. Both are scheduled to be arraigned in Baltimore City Circuit Court on Feb. 16.”

If a Sunni Muslim group engaged in this kind of thing, they’d ALL be in jail.

Obama Announces He is Not Running for Another Term as Egyptian President


1. Feb. 1st, 2011Image courtesy of Skulz Fontaine whose offices in Cairo were shut down by the authorities in Israel last week.

2. If you can’t smile when you see the image below, you must be either Israeli or Husni.

Egyptian Army Pledges Not to Resort to Violence

1. The Egyptian army said today:

“The presence of the army in the streets is for your sake and to ensure your safety and well being. The armed forces will not resort to use of force against our great people,” the army statement said.

“Your armed forces, who are aware of the legitimacy of your demands and are keen to assume their responsibility in protecting the nation and the citizens, affirms that freedom of expression through peaceful means is guaranteed to everybody.”

We’ll see how this plays out.  Let’s hope the army keeps its promise and does not renege. There is a bit of a loop-hole here as al-Jazeera reported:

[The military] urged people not to resort to acts of sabotage that violate security and destroy public and private property. It warned that it would not allow outlaws to loot, attack and “terrorise citizens”.

2. What,  no Juan Cole? I am shocked.

Headed to the White House for a 9:30 AM meeting Monday to talk Egypt with the National Security Council’s Dan Shapiro and Samantha Power were:

“George Washington University Middle East expert and Foreign Policy.com Middle East channel editor Marc Lynch; the National Security Network’s Joel Rubin, a former State Department Egypt desk officer; the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace’s Michele Dunne,  a former NSC and State Department Policy Planning and Egypt embassy official who co-chair a bipartisan working group on Egypt); Council on Foreign Relations’s Egypt expert Steve Cook; the New America Foundation’s Steve Clemons; Center for American Progress Middle East expert Brian Katulis, and former U.S. Amb. to Israel Martin Indyk, now with the Brookings Institution and an advisor to George Mitchell.”

It turns out that pardoned criminal Elliott Abrams was invited but was already committed to speaking to CAIR about how to bring Muslims and Jews together. Just kidding, he was going to an American Jewish Committee event and so he told Obama he just couldn’t make it.

Another nut case neo-con, Robert Kagan, was also invited but could not attend, even though, and I am not fucking making this up, he is a co-founder at Brookings, along with Michele Dunne of Carnegie,  of the “Egyptian Working Group”. The Working Group issued a statement on Saturday that, I’m sure this will stun you, is being highly praised by William Kristol of The Weekly Piece of Zionist BullShit. He claims that the Working Group is “consistently ahead-of-the-curve” and quotes its Saturday statement quite favorably.

The working group is:

” a consortium of policy experts from Carnegie, the Council on Foreign Relations, Human Rights Watch, the Center for American Progress, the Washington Institute for Near East Policy, the Foreign Policy Initiative and Freedom  House”

So you can see even more clearly that it is neo-con and Zionist-riddled through and through. I am including the statement in full below because it sounds so damn nice. It came out Saturday.

Amidst the turmoil in Egypt, it is important for the U.S. to remain focused on the interests of the Egyptian people as well as the legitimacy and stability of the Egyptian government. Only free and fair elections provide the prospect for a peaceful transfer of power to a government recognized as legitimate by the Egyptian people.  We urge the Obama administration to pursue these fundamental objectives in the coming days and press the Egyptian government to:

— call for free and fair elections for president and for parliament to be held as soon as possible .

— amend the Egyptian Constitution to allow opposition candidates to register to run for the presidency.

— immediately lift the state of emergency, release political prisoners, and allow for freedom of media and assembly

— allow domestic election monitors to operate throughout the country, without fear of arrest or violence.

— immediately invite international monitors to enter the country and monitor the process leading to elections, reporting on the government’s compliance with these measures to the international community

— publicly declare that Mr. Mubarak will agree not to run for re-election. We further recommend that the Obama administration suspend all economic and military assistance to Egypt until the government accepts and implements these measures.

I await for an Israel working group made of As’ad Abu Khalil, Juan Cole, Amjad Atallah, Rashid al-Khalidi,  Norman Finklestein (token Jew), Joseph Massad, Nidal Awad, Ibrahim Cooper and public intellectual Michael Collins Piper to be formed and invited to the White House to have direct input into US policy vis-a-vis Israel and to issue policy statements. I bet cutting off aid to Israel would have been recommended a long time ago. 🙂

More importantly though, this shows that key elements of the Israeli lobby have long been aware that Mubarak was basically finished and they are now trying to make sure US policy is steered in a direction that places Israeli interests first and foremost, all the while telling the world how much they just love the Egyptians by putting out statements that look like they were drafted by National Council of Little Old Ladies in Tennis Shoes (NCLOLTS).  But you heard it here first, if the Egyptian people end up in danger of actually taking  control of their own country, highly unlikely but I’m rooting for it, things could get really really interesting.

3. And it is in the context that I have just outlined above that I highly recommend that anyone watching the Israeli/US reactions to events in Egypt read Justin Ramondo’s  excellent piece today on how the Zionist lobby and some of its sex-slaves in the US Knesset are fear mongering about how the Egyptian Intifada is going to be taken over by the Muslim Brotherhood and turn Egypt into another Iran and blah and blah and fucking blah. This is code for “If those goddamn mother-fucking Egyptians try to establish real self rule we will tell the Egyptian armed forces to blow the bastards to kingdom come and we’ll help them do it.”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, brings us back to item one above.

4. I bet poor old senile Husni feels like this dog today.

A Cry for “HELP” from Egypt

The post below is verbatim from the Mermaid’s Sea, a blog by a very talented Egyptian woman about whom I have posted before. The post is from yesterday. The so called Egyptian “government” is blocking all sorts of access to the outside world, just what we would expect from despotic governments. If you are in a position to get word out to the world about Egypt, please do your best.

Go to her blog, if you can, I was able to access it just now, and show your support.  Her English is superb, so feel free to wish her and her people well.

Here is her post.


The dictatorial Egyptian government has forced the three mobile network companies in Egypt to block SMS sending and receiving. They also blocked the BBM services.

In Suez (one of the governates on the Suez Canal), they cut off the mobile phone networks and landlines as well!

Besides blocking Twitter, they started blocking FB! And they intend on cutting off the whole internet service all over Egypt tomorrow, 28th Jan!

They want us to be separated from the whole world so that they kill and slaughter us as they wish with no witness to their crimes!!!

Try to spread the news please. Help us make more pressure on them to leave us ask for OUR rights that have been taken from us by Mubarak the dictator who has been ruling us for THIRTY years!!!

I’ll try to update this post tomorrow as much as I can if I have still internet access!

Pray for the People of Egypt

From a dear friend in Egypt. A young lady of substance, class, talent and courage.  She’s been featured here before.

“If only the Americans would just look at what is happening here in Egypt in a serious way, not the the way the dictatorial Egytpian government wants  the world to see it! Please publish the truth as much as you can.

“May your prayers be with us. All of  you, we need your prayers.

“Oh Lord.”