1. Hey everyone, it is now safe to speak out against the Israeli Lobby again. It’s time to take the kid gloves off and really hammer away at it because, as Gary Wasserman so predictably tells us in Monday’s Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post, the Lobby doesn’t really exist anyway. So how could there ever be any repercussions? And the beauty of the argument Wasserman makes is that the AIPAC spy scandal proves that the Lobby is a figment of the anti-Semitic imagination of the FBI. Therefore, one can only conclude that to maintain the thesis that the Lobby actually exists in a meaningful way is to believe that the United States didn’t go to the moon, that OJ didn’t do it, that Elvis is still with us, and that Jesus Christ will return at the end of time. I can tell you this, the Lobby sure as hell doesn’t believe in that last one. Many Muslims do, of course, but I digress.
Wasserman’s Creed: See no lobby, hear no lobby, speak no lobby
2. The Lobby that doesn’t exist is pissed off at Obama again and is doing so in such a way as to reveal what we have maintained here at Mantiq al-Tayr since time immemorial – the Lobby is not loyal to the United States, it is loyal to Israel. So, for example, to receive the highest civilian award one can get in the United States you must be silent about or even support war crimes against the Palestinians carried out by Israel. We learn this, surprise surprise, from an article that appeared recently in the Baltimore Sun, a newspaper owned by a slum lord and “a committed Zionist” named Sam Zell. Zell, by the way, seems to actually believe that the Lobby exists, since he is part of it. Zell . . .” is a strong philanthropic backer of “both Israel and the Israeli support association in the U.S.–AIPAC.”
Anyway, here’s what the Lobby and its members who don’t exist are up to. “Jewish congressional members and lobbying groups are protesting President Barack Obama’s decision to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to former Irish leader Mary Robinson, who they say has a long record of harshly criticizing Israel.”
Goy vei! That crypto Muslim Jihadist Communist halfbreed with funny ears and lots of mysteriously sealed records had the audacity to award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to someone who speaks out for freedom for Palestinians. Now in a world where people are not insane it should be a requirement that defenders of freedom receive medals specifically for speaking up on behalf of the downtrodden Palestinians. But only in America (well, probably in Chanada too) is it considered a human rights violation to speak against Israeli atrocities. After all, only a true human rights activist would speak out in favor of murdering Palestinians [such as the ENTIRE United States Congress] according to the Lobby that does not exist.
But that ignorant slut Mrs. Robinson actually spoke out against Israeli racism, therefore she, unlike say someone like Natan Sharanksy, is wholly undeserving of recognition. Yes, the inveterate racist and war monger Sharansky received the very same award in 2006. No doubt the non-existent Israeli Lobby serverely criticized this. Frankly, Mrs. Robinson should turn down the award.
Here is vicious anti-Palestinian bigot Natan Sharansky receiving our country’s highest civilian honor.
Not to be viewed by those under 18 years of age
Shelley Berkley, Likud, Nevada, informs us that the “biased views expressed by Mary Robinson against the nation of Israel remain deeply troubling, and her tarnished record of actions on this issue cannot be erased with the awarding of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.” Man, what traitors these people are, but I digress.
Not to be outdone, Eliot Engel, Likud, New York says that giving her the award was a “screw-up” and a “mistake.” We’ve noted Engel’s toal and unquestioned loyalty to Israel in a previous post.
Sen. Christopher S. Bond, Likud, Missouri, and Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Likud, Florida, “the ranking member of the House Foreign Relations Committee – issued criticisms on Thursday.”
The World Jewish Congress also weighed in and “accused Robinson of an “endorsement of Palestinian violence as legitimate political activity, and the outrageous equating of the Holocaust to the suffering of the Palestinians,” adding that Robinson’s record “renders her unqualified to receive the nation’s highest civilian honor.”
Yes indeed, as it says some where in the Bill of Rights, when you talk about Israel you are required to mention the holocaust. The latent reason for doing so seems to be this. Since six million Jews were killed by the Nazis in the holocaust, Israel gets to kill up to five million nine hundred ninety nine thousand and nine hundred ninety nine Palestinians before Israel can actually be criticized for its decades long murderous campaign against the Palestinian people and its stealing of their lands and resources. The whole world knows what bull$hit this is, but somehow, for reasons that Wasserman could never fathom, the people of the US can’t seem to figure it out. Wonder why.
Anyway, just to drive the Holocaust all the way up your ass, the article quotes someone – I bet this will really surprise you – from the Simon Wiesenthal Center. If you want to read what Abraham Cooper, a major honcho of the Simon Wiesenthal Center had to say, you can go to to the article I’ve already linked to above. If you want to read about what an unbelievably huge liar Simon Wiesenthal himself is in an article recently published in the Times of London, go here.
(BTW, BHO is giving the medal to 16 people this year. Here you can find a list of who they are. Enjoy doing your research. Let us know if the Lobby is complaining about any of the others.)
3. Well it’s August and the US Knesset is on recess – and no doubt the American people are thrilled. At least when they are out and about going to town meetings they can’t pass any more stupid laws or give our money away to Israel and pro-Israelis.
Well, don’t rejoice too much. Because, as they often do in August, a bunch of your Knesset members are off to Israel on all-expense-paid trips funded by Gary Wasserman. Ha, just kidding. These trips are funded by the Israeli Lobby that doesn’t exist and even if it does, it just has a teensie weenie little polka dot bikini amount of influence.
Could this influence you? Just a little?
The trip was led by the truly disgusting Eric Cantor, Likud, Virginia who took 24 other members of his party a few days ago on a junket to Israel where he went out of his way to visit an illegal Israeli settlement, to proclaim that Israel cannot return to its 1967 borders and threw in some war mongering against Iran for good measure. The trip is funded by the American Israel Education Foundation That Does Not Exist Or If It Does It Does NOT Have Much Influence (known as the AIEFTDNEOIIDIDNOTHMI for short.) It is part of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee That Does Not Exist Or If It Does It Does NOT Have Much Influence (known as “Traitors R US” for short.)
Cantor made sure to announce that he was bringing the largest single delegation of US Knesset members to Israel in history and that they were there to grovel at the feet of their masters. Red highlights are mine, as usual.
“Representative Cantor told President Peres at the start of the meeting that the delegation was the largest delegation of Congressional members that has ever visited Israel. “To a person, all of us will tell you that we are here, first and foremost, to reconfirm the message that the U.S. Congress stands staunchly on the side of Israel and its struggle, and we are here to figure out how to strengthen the U.S-Israel relationship.”
Yes indeed, the US Congress, what a joke, “stands staunchly on the side of Israel in its struggle.” What a bunch of disgusting traitorous pigs. Your government, ladies and gentleman, has been hijacked whole-sale by a Lobby that does not exist.
Unfortunately for Ben-adict-Arnold-Cantor, his delegation of traitors, sellouts and Israeli paid for whores will soon be in second place if press reports are true. Yes, an even larger group of Israeli ass-kissers and G-d knows what else will soon be led to Israel (Rahm Emmanuel’s middle name, but I digress) by the great Steny Hoyer, Likud, Maryland. He’s taking thirty five street-walkers with him.
Steny loves to go to Israel. He did the same thing in August of 2007. In fact, as of 2007 he’d been to Israel “eight or nine times.” He loves to go to Israel.
I hope he stays there this time.
So here’s your Cantor:
Whore for Israel
And here’s your Hoyer:
Whoyer for Israel
All we can say here at Mantiq al-Tayr is “No more whores for Israel.”
And just for good measure, here’s that polka-dot thingy again. Don’t let it influence you too much.
Blogging can be fun sometimes
Okay, okay, I can hear the Anonymous Arabist howling and scratching the furniture. Ms. Anonymous, this one’s for you:
Rahm Israel Emmanuel