Quarterbacking for Satan

As Israel goes off on another killing spree in Gaza the main stein media (MSM) is using the Malaysian air plane downing as an excuse to just ignore this murderous binge as as much as possible while also whipping up a new cold war.  Funny how the same people support both Israel and fucking up relations with Russia, but I digress.

In the meantime, AIPAC, Satan’s Sayanim in Washington, is hosting a feel-good get together in November in Dallas, Texas.  It’s on November 2nd and 3rd, though it really ought to be on November 22nd, but I guess the hotels were booked or something.

And all the tuyur here at Mantiq al-Tayr went beak-shit crazy when they saw that Roger Staubach, a US Naval Academy graduate who should know better, has a video about how he is a true believer in the holy state and is an honorary cosponsor of this ill-begotten event.  So, and I just could not stop them, they decided to put Roger’s performance in context.  Video editing is very hard when all you have is a beak, but if you put your beaks together you’d be surprised at what you can do.

AIPAC: American Patriotism Means Lobbying for Israel

I bet readers of this blog think that being patriotic means putting your country and its citizens first and doing stuff like trying to preserve the Constitution. Shas Party members have a different idea, of course, but I’m talking about most normal people.

Well, it turns out that Shas definitely has all of AIPAC on its side on this one.  According to AIPAC the highest form of American patriotism is lobbying the US Congress on behalf of Israel.

Well, when the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr went to the link above and saw the 4th of July video those AIPAC assholes posted, they couldn’t resist and the next thing I knew the video above was up on my youtube site.

If only George Washington could see this.


The (Very) Ugly Truth

All of the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr ask for permission, in advance, from Mark Glenn for their borrowing of  his website’s moniker.  They just thought it would be a great title for this video.

A Walk In Arlington Cemetery

47 years ago on June 8, 1967, Israel deliberately attacked the USS LIBERTY in international waters killing 34 men and wounding over 170 others.

The music is from the link below.


Roger Staubach and the USS LIBERTY



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1. Disgusting isn’t it?  But it gets worse, with Zionism it always does.

Here’s a link to a a video where former Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Roger Staubach pitches the the summit mentioned in the photo above.  Turns out that Staubach is an honorary co-chair of the event.  He is real proud of his role, but I guess just not proud enough to put this disgusting video on youtube.

2. An injured sailor on a table in the mess deck below turned to Seaman George Wilson and told him he was scared. The sailor asked Wilson, injured and stretched out on a table beside him, to pray for them. “Praise be God,” Wilson began as sailors on nearby tables joined him. “All are his servants, and all abide by his bidding!” (“Attack on the LIBERTY”, page 70)

As readers of this blog are well aware, the issue of the USS LIBERTY is one that is near and dear.  If you were to just read one of my posts about it, read this one.   This is a good link too.

June 8th, 2014 is the 47th anniversary of  the story of the USS LIBERTY;  an utterly Byzantine tale of war crimes, murder, lies, deceit, treachery and treason.  Yes, treason.

Did I mention treason?

I think I did mention treason, but just in case I didn’t,  treason.

And why did 34 men on board the USS LIBERTY have to die that day?

Here’s why.

Oh and here’s why too.  Oh, and here’s why as well. And here and here and here and here and here.

And uh, oh right here:

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Damn, did I mention treason?

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3. Well it’s video time again. The video below is quite well done.  Haunting. . . as it should be.

“. . . all US-selected frequencies were jammed.”  Not doubt just a coincidence.




Israel and Pope To Celebrate June 8, 1967

1. Israel and Pope Celebrate June 8th, 1967.
(I can hear you all now: “Now Mantiq, you are being unfair.” )

Fuck all y’all. That date is sacred. . . and the fucking Israeli government knows it.


This is a clear fuck you to America.

I can hear you all asking “WTF Mantiq?”

If you don’t know, well, never mind.  I’ll tell you.

On June 8th, 1967 Israel deliberately attacked the USS Liberty and killed 34 Americans.

And if you read up on it, you’ll find that they enjoyed it.

2. An important poetic voice for civil rights has died.


In the link above she reads aloud a letter by Rachel Corrie.  Please send this to the Pope.

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Let’s Learn Arabic with Ergun Caner


Ergun Pinocchio Caner

Ergun Pinocchio Caner

1. Brewton-Parker College is a college pretty much for poor young men and women in Georgia.  It has had its scandals in the past as you can see from the links.  But today it faces a truly major scandal.  Its president, Ergun Michael Caner, is a bigoted fraud of absolutely monumental proportions.  However, since his fanatical bigotry is directed against Islam he is not only able, but apparently therefore qualified, to head Christian colleges – in this case Brewton-Parker College in particular.

To their credit, some Christians have tried to show what a freaking lying son of a bitch this man is, but Zionist Christianity is too deeply rooted now in “American’ (and I use that term loosely) culture, a culture so mired in stupendous ignorance combined with breath-taking self-importance that it is literally deaf, dumb and blind to truth.

The college is having accreditation problems, and once the powers that be fully realize how completely and thoroughly incompetent are those who run this little school, so incompetent that they could not find anyone better than this lying scumbag who pretends to know languages he does not know,  to hold a Phd that he does not hold, and to have a biography that he does not have.  Surely there must be other Christian educators who are not lying, bigoted, buffoonish clowns?  Well, if Brewton-Parker continues to have this guy in place, then maybe the answer to that question is indeed no. The fact that US marines had this guy come in to lecture to their troops (as you can see from some of the links I’ve included), tells you everything you need to know about what what is wrong with your government, but I digress.

This particular site has all you’ll ever need to know about his scumbag, so go there and enjoy yourselves.

Here at Mantiq al-Tayr we have decided to stress the positive and to take advantage of Ergun Michael Caner’s “skills” and use them to help teach Arabic to students at Brewton-Parker since that school does not seem to have an Arabic department.  But once students become aware that they have such a distinguished Arabist in their midst,  they will no doubt demand that Caner add Arabic instruction to his no doubt many duties – to include debating – well actually lying about debating – Muslims.

So, here is Arabic lesson number one.  Today, you will learn the Shahadah.  May as well since the obvious goal of this site is to get all all of  you to become Mooooooooooselims and follow Shakira law and all that.

First, it turns out that I’ve been pronouncing the word “Shahadah” incorrectly, as Caner will teach us below.  Please note that from now on you must place the stress on the final syllable of the word.

So please practice the word using the correct stress.  Caner, having been born in Turkey and raised in Beirut and Cairo, oops, I mean having been born in Stockholm and coming to the US when he was four years old or younger – sorry he lies so much I have trouble keeping up – Caner should know how to pronounce it, certainly better than I would.  So play the short video a few times and make sure you get the pronunciation down.

Very good goys and girls.  Now that we know how to say the word “Shahadah”, let’s learn the formula so you can say it correctly.  Caner will lead you through this and he will also give you a concise translation afterwords so that you will understand what you have just said.

Now you have heard the Shahadah four times.  Below I’ll write it out in Roman letters for you.

1. Bismi llah ar-rahman al-rahim

2.  Al-hamdu li llah, ar-rahman ar-rahim

So there you have it, the Shahadah it in its two parts.  Now Caner will translate it for you in the clip below.

There you go.  “There is only one god, Allah, and Muhammad is his final prophet.”

So now let’s match up the Arabic to the English.

1.Bismi          llah              ar-rahman        al-rahim

There is       only                    one                god

2.  Al-hamdu                       li            llah,          ar-rahman     al-rahim

And Muhammad               is           his            final                prophet

Now that you know these words you can use them to form all kinds of new sentences with minimal additional vocabulary.

For example, we  know now that Bismi means “There is”.   So you can say for example:

“Fred, there is Egrun Michael Caner”  In Arabic that would be:

“Fred, bismi   Ergun Michael Caner.”

Since ar-rahman means “one” and “final” (context being critical in understanding Arabic)   and since the word for “god” and a “prophet” is also the same word in Arabic,  How would you say “There is only one final prophet” ?

Bismi          llah        ar-rahman    ar-rahman  al-rahim.

There is      only        one               final            prophet.

See how easy Arabic is?

In our next lesson, we will conjugate the Quran verb “Khesh” which is the verb you need to know in order to beat your wives.

We will also learn that the word “Issa” means “I”, “bin” means “to believe” and “Allah” means Jesus.  So, for example, what does this mean?

Issa bin Ergun Michael Caner

Yup goys and girls, it means “I believe in Ergun Michael Caner.”

You all are so smart.

Now I can hear you all bitching and moaning, “Mantiq, your evil little tuyuur probably edited this video to make Caner look like a lying buffon.”  No, they did not.  Go here and you can see the video in context.

And here it is on youtube:

2.  I wonder how many people will not be able to see the satire in this post and will post comments correcting “my” Arabic and pointing out that the Shahadah is an entirely different formula than the one uttered by Caner and that Caner’s formula was a botched version of the first two verses of Surat al-Fatihah?

But I digress.

3.  In the good Samaritan department, the good folks at Loonwatch (and you can find out about Caner from that site as well) are reporting this.


Good for those two pastors,  Steve Ramp and Eddie Rastor.

4.  It’s video time.  The call to prayer.  It contains the real shahadah, btw.  Mabye Caner can parse it for his students.

It’s a rather nice setting too, as you will see.