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Act for Israel

 

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1. Rep. Ron DeSantis (Likud, FL) sure does love Israel. He really loves Israel.  This former legal advisor to Seal Team 6 and haunter of the Joint Task Force in GTMO – and lover of GTMO as far as I can tell, but he loves Israel even more – but I am already digressing.

Okay, where was I?

Yes, this lover of Israel and frequent defender of Israel is doing something right now, and I mean literally right fucking now (RFN) that I want to get to. In a minute.

First let me tell you about the letter he wrote to Trump using his own US Israeli Congressional stationary, telling President to be Trump that he had damn fucking well better move the US Israeli embassy to Jerusalem. You can read the whole letter here on Desantis’ website. Please do note that DeSantis initiated the letter and then got 101 other Israel-suck ups to sign it. Here is an excerpt: (Note to Shas Party members, red-highlighting is done by today’s guest editor Ron Desantis:)

“During your campaign, you made a forceful pledge to move our American (sic) embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, which is the eternal capital of the Jewish people and the State of Israel.”

Hmmm. Let me digress. Since when do we pay for government officials to engage in metaphysics talking about the eternalness of anything? And if it is the capital of all Jews, then does DeSantis think that Jews should be loyal to Israel first – as he is even though he is not a Jew?

Anyway, the letter continues:

We write to express support for this policy and to urge you to take swift action to relocate our (sic) embassy to Jerusalem as soon as you take office. 

Israel is one of the United States’ closest allies and stands alone in the Middle East for its commitment to democratic ideals. Moving the embassy will strenghtn the unique alliance between Israel and the United States and send a clear message to the world that we support Israel in recognizing Jerusalem as its eternal capital.

You can read the whole letter here and see if your congressional rep was one of the signatories.

Not long after that letter was written DeSantis brought up the issue again in this really weird press release.

Washington, DC – Rep. Ron DeSantis (Likud-06), Chairman of the National Security Subcommittee, today convened an Advisory Council for Israel and Middle East Security. Its membership of advisors from Florida and around the country will explore ways to repair U.S.–Israel relations and combat security threats facing Israel and the United States.

“With the pending relocation of our embassy in Israel to Jerusalem and the arrival of the Trump administration, we have entered a new era in American-Israeli relations and have a great opportunity to chart a productive course,” DeSantis said. “My subcommittee conducts oversight over embassy issues and I have been active in highlighting the dangers of the BDS movement and the threat posed by militant Islam. I have no doubt that we will have a lot on our plate moving forward, and having an esteemed group of advisors willing to share their keen insights on these issues will be a great help to me. I thank them for their willingness to assist my efforts to support our friend and ally Israel.”

Nice how he got in the phrase “militant Islam” isn’t it. And of course the anti-BDS theme is there  too along with the let’s move the US embassy to Jerusalem verbiage.

And just to make sure we get the point, the document ends with this:

The Advisory Council for Israel and Middle East Security will help develop policies to help facilitate a more productive American posture in the Middle East, which includes moving the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Israel’s capital, Jerusalem.

The Adisory Council is a pretty damn long list. Funny how the House’s National Security Subcommittee is in need of an “Advisory Council for Israel and Middle East Security” at all, and second that that council needs to be comprised of only people from Florida with Middle Eastern sounding names. Clearly a bunch of militant Islamists  have taken over the advisory council.

Jason Lyons, Boca Raton, FL, Chairman

Dr. Scot Ackerman, Jacksonville, FL

Richard Brody, Jacksonville, FL

Phil Cohen, Miami, FL

Dr. David Diamond, Orlando, FL

Andy Fiske, Aventura, FL

Stephen Fiske, Aventura, FL

Mark Gerson, New York, NY

Eli Gindi, Brooklyn, FL

Marc Goldman, Boca Raton, FL

Antony Gordon, Los Angeles, CA

Gabriel Groisman, Bal Harbour, FL

Eytan Laor, Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Carlyn and Lothar Mayer, Boca Raton, FL

David Robbins, Jacksonville, FL

Phil Rosen, New York, NY

Joey Schottenstein, Columbus, OH

Rabbi Steven Weil, New York, NY

Farley Weiss, Boca Raton, FL

Okay, I can hear you all bitching and moaning “Mantiq, look he has to be this way, he’s in Florida and there you have to be anti-Castro and pro-Israel, though not necessarily in that. order. It’s not like he is advocating that Israel keep the Golan Heights.”

Washington, DC – Rep. Ron DeSantis (FL-06) issued the following statement of support for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s position that the Golan Heights will remain under the control of Israel:

“For almost 50 years, Israel has maintained peace in the Golan Heights region and I support Prime Minister Netanyahu’s position that Israel should maintain control. If Israel were to cede the Golan Heights the area would become a magnet for terrorism and would give Israel’s enemies a launching pad from which to wage war against the Jewish state.  U.S. policy should support the Prime Minister’s position and recognize the Golan Heights as a part of Israel.”

Now you won’t find this on his website, or on his twitter feed, but Ronny boy is at this very minute on an official National Security Subcommittee-sponsored trip  to Jerusalem to investigate moving the US embassy to Jerusalem. It’s a short trip, just 24 hours and Desantis and his committee seem to be very quiet about it. But when he gets back he’ll continue to put the pressure on Trump.

Please let him know how much you appreciate his working for Israel. Go here:

https://desantis.house.gov/media-center

and you can look in the upper right hand corner for links to his social media sites.

Interesting enough, Rep.  Dennis Ross (Israel Home, Fl), who is reported to also be going on the trip is said to have denied that he is going according to this Press TV link.

2. Okay it is video time. Watch this unbelievable suck up to Israel. Can there be a bigger whore than this guy? Probably, but he does set the bar pretty high. Please make sure there are no children in the room when you watch this.

ِTime for a make up call.

 

Have you registered a Muslim today?

1.A number of the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr working hand in hand with Vladimir Putin managed to hack into the Trump campaign files and we found the questionnaire Israel is putting together for Muslim registry 2.0. We downloaded the file, changed some of the answers, added a question or two, uploaded it to the same place and replaced the old file. The new version is below for you to go ahead and fill out.  You can then just send it to the Israeli embassy in Washington, DC, or you can wait and send it to the “American” embassy in Jersualem c/o David Friedman.

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                وزارة التربية والتعذيب

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Muslim Registration Form

Part 1: Basic information.  We already have the info for items 1-10 but this is to make sure we we are monitoring all of your communications.

1. Full Name 

2. Abu Name

3. Umm Name

4. Social Security Numbers you use to conceal your real identity. 

5. Addresses

6. Home Phone

7. Work Phone

8. Cell Phones (we know you have several)

9. Please list all email addresses so we can compare them with the ones we are already monitoring. 

10. List all social media accounts in case we’ve missed one. 

Muslamic Stuff:

11. Which terrorist country are you from?

12. To which terrorist country would you like to be deported?

13. If we send you to Gitmo, will you go on a hunger strike? (Circle the correct answer.)

A. Yes

B. Yes.

14. Your Madhhab. Circle all that apply.

A. Hanbali

B.Shafi’i

C. Yerushalmi

D. Maliki

E. Hanafi

F. Ja’fari,

G. Mantiqi (better not circle that one)

H. Ismaili

I. Zaydi

J. Jonathan Browni

K.Ibadhi

L. Zahiri

M. Sahyouni

N. Nasrallahi

O.Wahhabi

P. Putini

Q.CIAi

R. Rafidi

S.SHASi,

T. Takfiri (no need to circle this one if you circled item O above.)

U. Nawasibi

V. Madhhab? I don’t need no stinkin madhhab.

15. Do you believe in school prayer? Circle the correct answer.

A. Yes.

B. No. But we now really need to pray for our schools.

C. No. But Christian fundies will install it anyway.

D. Yes and Christian fundies will install it for us.

16. Do you advocate Jihad? (Circle the best answer.)

ِA. Yes

B. No, but I do know how to pronounce it.

17. Do you like Israel? (Note to Shas Party members, circle the best answer.)

A. No.

B. Hell no.

C. Fuck no.

D. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

E. Fuck no.

F. If you circle this one you don’t have to circle “fuck no” twice.

18. Do you know the difference between the Koran and the Hadith?

A. No. Do you?

B. It is spelled Qur’an you assholes.

C. No, but I’m going to read “Misquoting Muhammad” and then I’ll know.  Why don’t you read it too, you bigoted lying bastards?

19. Have you ever received CIA funding to conduct terrorist operations abroad?

A. Yes.

B. Yes, but I used the money to pay my student loans.

20. Are you involved in a stealth campaign to impose Shari’ah Law in the United States?  Or is it Shakira Law?  Anyway, circle the best answer.

A. No.

B. Yes, if you mean Shakira Law.

21. Do you believe in a one-state or a two-state solution?

A. No.

22. Why does the Kooooran talk about Hizballah in Surah 5 verse 56?

A. I hope that whenever CIA-supported AQ leader Zawahiri quotes that verse, which he does all the time but I digress, that he is tortured by the fact that Hizballah has been so successful.

B. You people are so fucking stupid it really is hard to believe.

C. A and B.

23. Has the FBI ever attempted to entrap you in a fake Jihadi sting?

A. No. I am not mentally retarded or insane or so desperately poor or any combination of the three to fall for that shit.

B. Yes. See item A above.  Sorry. At least I voted for Trump.

24. If you circled A or C (or both) in item 18 above, please explain why you think Zawahiri is CIA- supported. Circle all that apply.

A. He is an asshole.

B. If Hersh was right about bin Laden, how do I know that Zawahiri is not in a similar situation?

C. Look at all the fucking weeping and gnashing of teeth about east Aleppo in the media and in the US government because AQ got its ass kicked by the Russians, the Syrians, the Iranians, and Hizballah.  Did I mention Qur’an 5:56?  Hahahahaha.

D. Even Hillary knows what’s going on. Just read the Podesta emails that the Russians did not give to Wikileaks.

25. Hillary or Trump?

A. Hillary

B. Trump

C. Haifa Wehbe

2. Friedman and Greenblatt’s position paper on Israel.  To buy this horrible thing you have to completely close your eyes to reality.

Just one highlight.  Note to Shas party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Ibn Mulaikah.

“The U.S. should view the effort to boycott, divest from, and sanction (BDS) Israel as inherently anti-Semitic and take strong measures, both diplomatic and legislative, to thwart actions that are intended to limit commercial relations with Israel, or persons or entities doing business in Israeli areas, in a discriminatory manner. The BDS movement is just another attempt by the Palestinians to avoid having to commit to a peaceful co-existence with Israel. The false notion that Israel is an occupier should be rejected.

3. Well it’s video time. Not sure what to do here.  How about 3 minutes and 22 seconds of insanity from a Navy Seal turned Tea Party speaker about the Communist and Muslim menace? It is one of the more disgusting things I’ve seen and unfortunately due to the nature of the blogging I have to see lots of disgusting things.  Tell you what, I’ll just give you the link to the Loon Watch article about this guy and that article also has the video and you can watch it if you want to make yourself sick.

http://www.loonwatch.com/2014/01/former-navy-seal-ben-smith-obama-is-a-muslim-drops-quran-to-the-ground/

Hmmmm. I can hear you all saying “Mantiq, that was disgusting, please give us something uplifting and do it fast.”

Okay.  Each year at this time I link to this video. Even if you have seen it before, you will enjoy it. The music is lovely too. I also love the default start frame of this video. Reminds me of two who are very dear, but I digress.

 

 

 

Former DIA Head Joins Anti-Muslim Hate Group

 

Act for America

(The screen shot above is from ACT For America’s issues page.)

1. Philip Giraldi ended an article the other day with the following: (Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor Mulaykah al-Almaniyya):

“I regularly talk to a number of former intelligence agency colleagues, many of whom do not like Trump and will not vote for him, but I do not detect much concern over providing him with classified briefings on international developments. Nearly everyone assumes that he is a patriotic American and will protect what is shared with him. The angst over the Trump briefing appears to be contrived, coming mostly from the media and the chattering class. Indeed, I hear much more anger from former colleagues over the Hillary Clinton email scandal because with all her vaunted experience she should and must have known better, and chose to disregard the rules anyway. Many of us believe she ought to be in jail. In any event, both candidates will receive their briefings and one hopes that a better understanding of some developments in the world will prove beneficial to them, possibly making them think twice about some of the ill-advised policies that they have been promoting.”

You can add my name to the list of those who think she should be in jail just for the email scandal alone. 

Giraldi also recently was one of several writers making fun of Michael Morell – an asshole of truly magnificent proportions. 

Former CIA Acting Director Michael Morell has written a New York Times op-ed entitled “I Ran the CIA. Now I’m endorsing Hillary Clinton.” Morell’s story begins with the flat assertion that “Mrs. Clinton is highly qualified to be commander in chief. I trust she will deliver on the most important duty of a president – keeping our nation safe…Donald J. Trump is not only unqualified for the job, but he may well pose a threat to our national security.”

We here at Mantiq al-Tayr believe the Morell may as well have said “I ran the most vile evil organization on the planet, outside of the state of Israel, and I support Hillary Clinton. In fact, even Israel supports Hillary Clinton. And if you think the past sixteen years of constant war have been great, well hell it is going to get even better.”

I am surprised as hell that no one has written any satire about Morell’s article. 

Ooops.  Somebody did.  It’s pretty good too. 

It’s called “I STACKED DETAINEES INTO HUMAN PYRAMIDS, NOW I’M ENDORSING HILLARY CLINTON

For example:

“A little more than twelve years ago, I served in the United States military at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. I helped stack detainees into human pyramids, and had the opportunity to ride a few of them around like they were donkeys. We even made a giant dart board and catapulted detainees at the board, as we competed to see who could get the highest score.”

And:

I am fully behind her when she beats the drums of war and declares, “We need to take out their strongholds in Iraq and Syria by intensifying the air campaign and stepping up our support for Arab and Kurdish forces on the ground.” (Note:  She sounds a lot like Mike Flynn, see below.)

And:

“Given my past involvement with taking naked detainees and stacking them on each other, it is my belief that she understands soldiers experience tough situations every day.”

2. The worthless assholes who run our intelligence and foreign policy establishments are beneath and beyond contempt but even worse their interests are counter to the interests of anyone who isn’t part of the National Security State.  All they want is war, lots of you it, and they want to fight it and pay for it.  And fuck you if you want health insurance or a decent pension.  I mean fuck you. 

Let’s take a look at what Mike Flynn has had to say about war.  Remember him?  He’s the guy who used to run DIA and who is said to have been damn near Trump’s choice to be able to listen to bullshit from Walid Phares, but I digress.  Oh, and Flynn is hardly the worst of the lot.  He’s said to be one of the better ones and he really sucks.  Really. 

Let’s go with this quote from Spiegel Online: (Note to Shas party members, oh hell, never mind.)

“The overall strategy must be to take away Islamic State’s territory, then bring security and stability to facilitate the return of the refugees. This won’t be possible quickly. First, we need to hunt down and eliminate the complete leadership of IS, break apart their networks, stop their financing operations and stay until a sense of normality has been established. It’s certainly not a question of months — it will take years. Just look back at the mission we created in the Balkans as a model. We started there in the early 1990s to create some stability and we are still there today.”

Don’t you just love the “it will take years” quote. The National Security State will be sucking on your taxing paying boobies forever. And this quote comes from one of the very few clods in the establishment who  says that invading Iraq was wrong. But note the language he uses:

“It was (a) huge error. As brutal as Saddam Hussein was, it was a mistake to just eliminate him. The same is true for Moammar Gadhafi and for Libya, which is now a failed state. The historic lesson is that it was a strategic failure to go into Iraq. History will not be and should not be kind with that decision.”

It was not an “error” nor a “mistake” and it sure as hell was not a “strategic failure.” It was a deliberate effort to rape the country and turn it into a complete mess so that it could never be a threat to Israel.  It was a tremendous success and many many many many people in the National Security State made a hell of a lot of money out of it.  And they still are.  ISIS came right out of this and the intelligence community probably loves ISIS and needs ISIS and they sure as hell do have have ISIS and Flynn wants to spend “years” fighting ISIS which just happens to be in Iraq, the same place he claimed it was an “error” to invade (and utterly destroy).  But it is okay to do it now. You can’t make this shit up. 

He co-authored a book, which is he is now out actively marketing, with the notorious Michael Ledeen. Ledeen observes in this piece:

“Americans have long been unique in believing that peace is the normal condition of mankind.  The opposite is true.  Most of human history, including our own, is the story of war, the consequences of wars, and preparations for war.”

And Ledeen likes this.  He goes on to write:

“We are now returning to a more violent normalcy, where peace is rare and stability most unlikely.” 

So yes, Flynn is now writing with the notorious Islamophobe Israel-firster Ledeen and Flynn is supposed to be one of the better guys.  Holy shit.

And of course he is a huge Islamophobe, though he would deny it.  Here he writes like he’s Ledeen or Walid Phares:

“I describe Islam as a political ideology,” he said. “In this country it masks itself behind its religion.” 

So you all Mooooselims working in government, have fun when people who think like this are running things. Pence, as bad as he is, used to say some not so bad things about Islam. Of course good old Walid Phares will no doubt be in the White House with direct access to President Trump. Oh, and quite likely he’ll be reading the exact same types of intel that Hillary used to have on her private server. But I digress. 

How would this sound?  “I describe Judaism as a political ideology.  In this country it masks itself behind its religion.”  Just asking. 

3.  Act For America is a well-known anti-Muslim hate group founded by the truly insane Brigitte Gabriel who has appeared on these pages in the past. According to the publication in DC called “The Hill” Gabriel has taught DoD employees about Islam.  According to that publication (which seems to be using the Southern Poverty Law Center as its source) she said while doing so:

“If a Muslim who has — who is — a practicing Muslim who believes the word of the Koran to be the word of Allah, who abides by Islam, who goes to mosque and prays every Friday, who prays five times a day — this practicing Muslim, who believes in the teachings of the Koran, cannot be a loyal citizen to the United States of America.”

The Hill also notes: 

“ACT for America, which boasts more than 800 chapters and 279,000 members, says it wants to stop a “creeping” threat that exists from the mere presence of Muslims in American society and from the “political correctness” that makes room for them. That’s the same message that’s expected to be carried into ACT’s annual National Conference and Legislative Briefing on Capitol Hill.”

That’s a lot of members, members who no doubt will want to buy his book he wrote with Ledeen.

And folks that is just the tip of the iceberg.  For more on this shitty outfit click here. The SPLC correctly calls them a hate group. 

So naturally, Mike Flynn, yes, the very same guy who wants war forever more, spoke to ACT For America a few days ago. According to this article he said that Islam is a “cancer” and carried on with the usual shit people of that ilk claim about how Islam is an ideology and not really a religion and so on and on and on.

But it gets worse.  With Zionism, and Zionism is the main beneficiary of all of this, it always does.

It turns out that Flynn just a few weeks ago joined ACT For America’s board of directors.  Flynn is actually working for an SPL-designated hate group.  You can’t make this shit up. Damn, if only Trump had picked him then the number 2 office in the land would be held by a guy whois on the board of directors of a hate group.  And so many people were all so worried about David Duke. 

And:

“The former Lt. Gen. is also scheduled to speak at ACT’s national conference and legislative briefing in September. He is similarly set to make an appearance in Broadview Heights, Ohio on July 15 to speak at an event sponsored by the Cleveland ACT chapter.”

And you Trump supporters have got to love this:

“In a February 29 tweet, Flynn praised ACT’s founder and president Brigitte Gabriel, a notorious anti-Muslim demagogue. A day earlier, Gabriel was photographed with Trump at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida. Gabriel was apparently at the estate to give a “national security briefing.”

Nice to know that Trump not only has Walid Phares sitting in his lap, he is also getting advice from wackos like Gabriel and Flynn. 

And of course it is all about money.  Flynn is pushing his book, the one he co-authored with Ledeen.   

4. Well it’s video time. 

Here’s Mike Pence not sucking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmWaTzBmAiU

And as a tribute to Flynn and his Muslim-hating Israel-firster cohorts who are so afraid of the spread of Shakira law, we present Shakira.

“. . . that little red circle.”

A slighted edited version of the pic.

A slighted edited version of the pic.

1. As part of the deal, the State Department will have to produce 40 new reports a year on issues as diverse as Hong Kong autonomy, religious freedom and anti-Semitism. Government officials in Venezuela will face three more years of sanctions.

Doesn’t take a genius to see what’s wrong here.

2. Jonathan Cook is always worth reading.  This one quote says an awful lot. Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Haifa Wehbe. (Thank goodness she’s back.)

In the current climate, Mr Herzog and his opposition party Zionist Union have found themselves highly uncomfortable at having in their midst a single non-Jewish legislator.

Cook also correctly notes the following:

It is no longer just the state’s Jewishness that is sacrosanct. The occupation is too.

3. And the above being the case, it is only natural to see the exact same sentiment in the race to become the Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA).  We here at Mantiq al-Tayr knew we could count on Ted Cruz and as usual he came through with lying colors. 

The government of Israel reiterated the reality that the Golan Heights are part of Israel’s sovereign territory,” Cruz said in a statement, adding, “Given the presence of hostile terrorist organizations ranging from ISIS to Hezbollah on Israel’s northern border, it is foolhardy and dangerous for elements in the international community to try to pressure Israel to abandon the Golan to the chaos engulfing Syria.

You have got to love the logic.  The US and it’s allies sponsor international terrorism against the government of Syria leading to the destruction of much of the country and so therefore the US must support Israel’s occupation of a real nice piece of real estate in Syria because of the “threat” these US-supported terrorists pose to a racist state which also supports the terrorists. Americans have exactly the kind of government they deserve. 

4. Did I mention Israeli support of terrorists

The vehicle was carrying Israeli-made mines with Hebrew writing on them, as well as mortars, RPG rockets and hand grenades. It was not immediately clear how the Israeli weapons got into the hands of those arming ISIS.

5. Apparently absolutely anyone can work for the Washington Post (a subset of the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post which is based in the former capital of the United States) it seems.  How is this for a headline?

“If Abadi fails to survive chaos, U.S. must decide what’s next.”

The entire premise of that headline is the real problem  (the article itself sucks, but is at the same time quite revealing).  The U.S. has destroyed Iraq as a country, it may well never recover.  This has been the goal since day one.  The “chaos” – and there seems to be a hell of a lot of it – is the end game. If you understand that, then it is pretty easy to understand what’s been going on and to see who the real culprits are. 

6. And you can meet a bunch of them here on May 22nd.

A slighted edited version of the pic.

A slighted edited version of the pic.

There ought to be a huge protest at this event which will feature a host of the usual suspects.  Among these suspects are Dennis Ross and Rep. Ed Royce (Yisrael Beiteinu, CA).  The conference has quite a lovely program too.  One great item is at 1o:20.  It is a panel discussion lead by Caroline Glick entitled “The future of the Jewish people and the war against BDS.”

That panel discussion comes right on the heels of an untitled address by Dennis Ross, who is now back at JPPI. Nice work if you can get it.  We featured Ross and JPPI a long time ago.

And then you can get “Comic Relief” from Dr. Ruth.  How cool is that?

Later in the day you can attend a panel discussion entitled “Does the world have an answer to Jewish Islamic terror?” (Could l you imagine if CAIR did something like this?)

Rep. Royce speaks at 4:40 and for just 20 minutes.  Maybe  you folks in California might want to ask him what he is going to say and why?

7. Okay it is video time. Boy, did the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr find some goodies for you, but I digress.

First off, here is former Hagannah member Dr. Ruth talking about Israel. She even shows a picture of  herself from those days with a bunch of guns behind her and she says in the video “Whoever is not going to give us support, watch out for me. I can still put five bullets into that little red circle.” Imagine if a Muslim did this today.  Imagine.

In case you can’t make it to the conference, you can just watch this. It’s good old Ed in love with Israel. He is actually more disgusting than Ruth.  Keep your barf bag handy.

 

You’re welcome.

Liberty

 

Trump loves Israel 2

Your next president? You deserve him.

1. Much ado was made about some of Donald Trump’s comments to the Republican Jewish Coalition.  All of it was complete utter bullshit as you will soon see below.  However, looking at the two articles I have linked to in this paragraph, the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr felt that exactly the wrong things were emphasized.

For example, the second article begins with the following sentence:

“The Jewish donors gathered Thursday had two demands of the Republican presidential candidates who’d come to speak to them: unambiguous support for Israel and respect.”

Sounds like a Jewish mafia meeting now doesn’t it?  But more interestingly is that these extremely powerful and rich Jews didn’t have the United States on their agenda, they had Israel on their agenda. Gee, maybe our press, most of which is owned by Islamofacists, might have wanted to ask these people about this gross conflict of interest.

Could you imagine if CAIR had such a meeting with political hopefuls and insisted that they place the interests of any Muslim nation ahead of the interests of the United States?  But I digress.

The article also points out:

“The primary benefactor of the Republican Jewish Coalition is casino magnate Sheldon Adelson, who spent more on the 2012 federal elections than any other donor. “

Adelson is an outright traitor.  He even stated that he regrets serving in the US military instead of in Israel’s military. He also wants his son to be an Israeli sniper –  by definition a murderer of Palestinians. He owns “Israel Today”, the largest circulating paper in Israel – it is to the right of the racist Jabatinsky.

And this little quote really got our beaks out of joint. (Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is by today’s guest editor, Vladimir Putin.)

“Regardless of his relationship with donors, Trump’s comments mark a sharp contrast from his Republican rivals who pledged unconditional allegiance to Israel. Several candidates blasted him from the stage.”

“Unconditional” is a most interesting word. Let’s give it a sort of literal Wahhabi-like interpretation. If their support for Israel is unconditional then that must mean that they will support Israel against the interests of the United States. Therefore Israel can do absolutely anything it wants (like attack a US military ship and kill or injure two-thirds of its crew) and get away with it because these candidates support Israel unconditionally.  So this is not a US election, it is an Israeli one. Of course most of readers of this blog already know this.

Maybe we could all benefit here in these United States from a study of the Wahhabi conception of al-wala’ wal-bara’, but again I digress.

2. What is the Republican Jewish Coalition?  Dumb-ass Fox-News-Watching Americans might want to know.  First of all, the RJC has one hell of a sense of humor.  Kind of nice really.  The quote below is from their statement of principles – itself a contraction in terms.

Imagine a world without American strength – what would it be? All of Europe, Asia, the Middle East and Africa could be under Nazi or Communist rule. America would be alone and the rest of the world would be in darkness.”

Holy shit, I’ve never seen the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr laugh so loud in my life.  They just keep saying it over and over again. As I type this I am almost awash in feathers that have become dislodged by their non-stop belly laughs. Oh, and Vlady, who by the way is a lot of fun to drink with, could not help but highlight both sentences between shots.

Anyway, as is usually the case with RJC-like outfits, their number one issue is Israel – just as the first quote in this post from the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post indicates. This is also from their “principles” document:

Policies We Vigorously Support

1) Israel

We fully embrace a pro-Israel foreign policy. The RJC is a Jewish organization; we recognize and support the importance of Israel as a Jewish state to Jews and non-Jews worldwide.

Their board of directors has some pretty damn interesting names including that of the Canadian citizen who was allowed to work in the White House and who coined the phrase axis of evil.  And we now can see what that led to.

Hold on just a second. I’ll be back in a minute, some Syrian refugees are knocking on my door.  I’ve got some hummus and falafel to give them. (Home-made with ingredients imported from Palestinians living in Nablus.)

3.  Okay, I’m back. So Trump got these Jewish billionaires into a zionist hissy fit because he said a couple of things they didn’t like.  It’s a fraud. Utter bullshit.  Makes Trump look independent.  He ain’t.

Let’s go to the Times of Israel, another Israeli daily that caters to people who are (very) slightly to the left of Netanyahu. This great piece tells us some very interesting things about Trumpy and his relationship with Israel.

The title is quite catchy and simple enough that even a Shas Party member can understand it:

When it comes to Jewish ties, no GOP candidate trumps Trump

And yes, Vlady insisted on putting the title in red, but only because it is in red in the original piece.

The article opens with these two paragraphs.

Among the expansive field of Republican presidential candidates on display in the party’s first debates Thursday night, Donald Trump may be the most closely connected to the Jewish people.

Trump is from New York, works in professions saturated with Jews and long has been a vocal supporter of Israel. His daughter and two grandchildren are Jewish, the executive vice president of his organization is Jewish — and Trump certainly has chutzpah.

The article points out that Trump does not need money from Jewish donors because of his wealth but the thrust of it is that this lack of a need for such funding will have nothing to do with his complete and total support of Israel.

Why?  Well let’s take a look-see.

Given his myriad Jewish associations, Trump is not an unfamiliar face in Jewish circles. He has served as a grand marshal at New York’s annual Salute to Israel Parade. After Hurricane Katrina, he was among a group of celebrities who decorated Jewish federation tzedakah boxes to be auctioned off to support hurricane disaster relief. And in February, he was honored with an award at the annual gala for the Algemeiner, a right-wing Jewish news organization.

Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, spoke at the Algemeiner gala about dear old dad:

“He is fundamentally somebody who believes that it’s his civic duty to speak his mind and often say what’s not popular and what others are afraid to,” she added. “He has used his voice often and loudly in support of Israel and in support of developments within Israel, in support of security for Israel and in support of the idea of Israeli democracy.”

Not to be outdone by his daughter in sucking up to the holy state, Trump said in his acceptance speech:

“We love Israel. We will fight for Israel 100 percent, 1,000 percent. It will be there forever.”

The Algemeiner’s own account of the event shows that it was nothing but a Zionist-Israeli love fest.  Not only did Trump get an award, but so did the late and still hideous Joan Rivers who was represented by her daughter who may as well have been working for the Israeli embassy.  The speaker of the Knesset, Yuli Edelstein, also was there to  receive his award.  Edelstein and Rivers received the “Warrior for Truth” (you can’t make this shit up) award.  The most recent recipient of this bullshit award was Elie Wiesel, a frequent target of this blog. Wiesel also was the honorary Chair for the evening.  The event was hosted by Heather Nauert of Fox News. (Did I mention that you can’t make this shit up?)

Survivors of Israel’s attack on the USS LIBERTY would no doubt be interested in hearing that Trump received the Algemenier’s “Liberty” award “for his contributions to US-Israel relations.”

The event also featured a film tribute to a radicalized American Jew who was killed during Israel’s recent murderous invasion of the Gaza strip.

In a moving address, Or Carmeli, the sister of IDF Sergeant Sean Carmeli, an American who was killed fighting in Gaza during Operation Protective Edgethanked The Algemeiner for profiling her brother shortly after his death.

It’s been kind of hard to figure out just what it was that Trump did to get his “Liberty” award.  Turns out I’m not the only who is unsure.  A much better summary of the evening on the Mondoweiss blog notes that the reasons he got the award are “unclear.”  The account is worth reading – even if you just read the first paragraph which is excellent.

4. Okay it’s video time.  First let’s watch Trump accept his “Liberty” award.  This short clip is very revealing. Very. Very.

And of course the clip below of this great “Warrior for Truth” is one of the all time favorites here at Mantiq al-Tayr.  Warning, make sure you have a barf bag nearby. Very nearby. Very.

 

Okay, now that you have endured all that here is a reward.  Discovered a new (to us) belly dancer.  In this video she actually takes a spill. The comments show she has a sophisticated audience.  She does good work. Enjoy.

Don’t Be a Puppet

Rectification 2

1. For a number of years this blog has documented the threat of radicalization in America. Here are two sample links.   This blog has also documented that this country is run by a combination of horrible people who run our financial system and thus everything else of significance and who function with the assistance of a governmental bureaucracy that is rife with sycophants, cowards, liars, thieves and just plain fucking idiots. Today we’ll focus on the fucking idiots, some of them anyway.

The Federal Bureau of  Idiots wins the Mantiq al-Tayr prize this year for combining stupidity with bigotry in support of a Zionist-inspired war against 1.5 billion people while no doubt finding a way to waste tons of taxpayer money.

Now I can hear you all bitching and moaning “Mantiq, what are you talking about?  Did they come up with some sort of on-line program to combat the radicalization of young Jews so they won’t become crazed Zionists who betray the United States and run off to Israel to kill and displace Palestinians? Mantiq, a program like that put into our school systems could really help combat the constant radicalization of young Jewish kids and prevent them from becoming  supremacists and occupiers.”

Oh ye of little fiqh.  Do you think that a government-created program targeting any ethnic or religious minority by creating such a website and making it part of our “educational” (and I use that word loosely) curriculum in our public schools would survive the critiques of the ADL? Hell no. Well, unless it targeted Muslims.

Here is a link to the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post (JWNYTP) article on the wonderful new program that targets Muslim children in their schools that was published on Monday of this week.  The FBI’s program is called “Don’t Be a Muslim” – oops sorry I made a typo.  It is called “Don’t Be a Puppet” and it was no doubt designed by the sorts of people that I’ve featured on this blog for years. According to JWNYPT:

The program, according to those who saw it at F.B.I. headquarters, called “Don’t Be a Puppet,” leads the viewer through a series of games and tips intended to teach how to identify someone who may be falling prey to radical extremists. With each successful answer, scissors cut a puppet’s string, until the puppet is free.

I don’t know about you, but an FBI-designed game with strings and a puppet sure as hell would stop me from doing anything radical – like blogging about what assholes the FBI must have in its ranks who would come up with something this stupid.

Fortunately this JWNYTP article over here tells us that the FBI also has a program to prevent “mass shootings”.  Thank Allah, Yahweh and Lenus for that one. It sure has been effective. For example, so far this year there have only been 318 mass shootings in the US.  With a success rate like that, you know that the FBI is sure to prevent those goddamn sand niggers from stealing our freedoms with their sock puppet program.

Sadly,  James Petraus, who should be in jail, has not been through the FBI’s Puppet program.  This asshole, whose ties to his own puppet masters have also been documented on this blog (and many other blogs), openly calls for the US to support al-Qa’ida. Poor James, if he hadn’t been providing highly classified information in exchange for what I bet were really good blow jobs he could be running for the post of Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA) currently held by Nobel Peace Prize winner and Drone War Perpetraitor (WDP) Barry Obama.  In fact, all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr had a hissy fit about my wanting to mention this creep and they pointed out to me that in reality supporting al-Qa’ida is official US government policy so I should leave Broadwell’s toy boy alone.

Damn. They are always right. But I digress.

The FBI’s sock puppet program has another dimension as well called “Shared Responsibility Committees” – I am not making this up – described this way in one of JWNYTP’s reports linked to above.

(Note to Shas Party members, red highlighting is done by today’s guest editor, Haifa Wehbe.)

Ayoub said the concept of the Shared Responsibility Committees took up more of the hours-long meeting and was more disturbing to him. Some Muslims have since Sept. 11, 2001, expressed concern about government informants in mosques, and the committees seemed like an effort to institutionalize an informant system.

Al-Jazeera America has a nice piece on this horrid idea. Note Haifa’s highlighting.

Don’t Be a Puppet will be an easy and visible way for the FBI to justify its $8.46 billion annual budget, whose centerpiece is countering threats from what FBI Director James Comey called “homegrown violent extremists.” Enlisting public school teachers and students to spy on would-be terrorists expands the post-9/11 us-versus-them rhetoric to a new generation of kids.

“It seems like they’re asking teachers to be extensions of law enforcement and to police thought and students as well,” Hoda Hawa, the director of policy and advocacy for the Muslim Public Affairs Council, told The Washington Post.

Oh, and I love this quote from the same article:

Not even a rebuke from the 9/11 Review Commission in March, which stated that the FBI was not the vehicle for producing prevention programs to counter violent extremism, has been able to halt this latest construction of the terrorism-industrial complex.

Right now the FBI has put its bigoted, stupid fraud-waste-and-abuse-filled program on hold due to the outcry over what it has done. However, when the dust settles that program will go on line. When it does, the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr will screen capture the whole damn thing and post it here.

2. What we really need is a good online program teaching young people to stay the fuck away from the FBI and the police. Instead of CVE – the acronym the government uses for what it (falsely) calls Countering Violent Extremism, we need CVI, Countering Violent Idiots. Until that program is written we’ll just have to rely on the likes of Trevor Aaronson whose TED talk below is terrific and well worth watching. His opening line is:

“The FBI is responsible for more terrorism plots in the United States than any other organization.”

Thought that might get your attention. He has also written a book about it.  Enjoy the video.  And don’t worry, we haven’t gotten to the real video time yet. But we will right after you watch Aaronson.

3. Okay, it’s video time and we’ve got two treats for you. But wait, did you watch Aaronson’s video?  If you didn’t you have to watch it first, then you can have your treats.

First it’s off to Switzerland for some belly dancing.  Switzerland? Yes, Switzerland. Sadie was there recently and all the snow melted.

And the video below features today’s guest editor (once again).  It will change how you breathe. Trust me.

It Was Meant To Be

Just a quick post folks so I don’t forget how.  Of course the message is important, it just won’t be dolled up with lots of cool stuff.  Just the bottom line.

The excellent “antiwar.com” website is featuring an article entitled “Heading Toward Failure. . .” which on the surface passes pretty much for common sense among those who think US Middle East policy is incredibly fucked up.

And to think that is to miss the point entirely.  The current situation on the whole, if not in some of the details, is pretty much what has been the plan for some time and Americans are just to stupid to realize it, including pundits with whom we here at Mantiq al-Tayr often agree.

The whole point is for everything to be fucked up while Israel will be a principle beneficiary along with a host of other abominable folks whom we know by position and often by name.

And now the US, and I use the term US loosely, Senate has “unanimously” approved a bill which says that Israel is a “major strategic partner”.  Fortunately in the US, and I use the term US loosely yet again, House of Reprehensibles there was serious opposition and the bill only barely made it through with 410 representatives of the State of Israel voting for it and one representative voting against it.  The bill didn’t include the espionage waiver that Israel wanted, but that will come down the pike soon, don’t worry.

As long as Americans do not understand that the desired status quo is a string of endless wars for Israel and it’s buddies then they will continue to blindly support this insanity, irrespective of an occasional awaking produced by Israeli fits of mass murderso  obvious that even the MSM has to report them – knowing full well that Americans will soon forget while the MSM also does everything it can to color their reports with Zionist paint brushes.

What is happening now is what the elites have intended to happen, not some aberration that is somehow inexplicable.

You can go back to sleep now.