1. As a public service to all of the Republican candidates still in the race as well as those who have dropped out, as well as to the current Israeli Vice-President for American Affairs, Barak Obama, his side-kick, Joe “I am a Zionist” Biden and the entire US Congress, I am providing this advice from other “Americans” and I use that term loosely, on which outfit to choose when you make Aliyah to Israel. It seems they all agree that Nefesh b’Nefesh – a US tax-deductable organization featured here on Mantiq al-Tayr – as the best option. Of course, since Israel is a racist state you’ll all have to convert to Judaism as well which is why I have links to sites that will help you do this in the links section. For those few of you who still believe in the United States, I offer here a sample of what these cretin candidates will find when they click on the link.
Nefesh b’Nefesh works closely with the Jewish Agency for Israel. In addition to having brought over 3 million Jews to Israel, the Jewish Agency for Israel does some other pretty interesting stuff. Pay attention. Note to Shas Party members, red highlights are done by Gilad Atzmon. (Just kidding).
The Jewish Agency has a continuum of programming to bring Israel to local worldwide Jewish communities. To some degree this is done through shlichim, or emissaries. Shlichim are Israeli educators who choose to spend an extended period of time abroad to bring Israel to the community. You can also find shlichim on US college campuses in organizations like Hillel or active in youth organizations. Other programs that are instrumental in instilling Israel in youth is Birthright Israel, a short-term Israel experience. The Jewish Agency is the largest organizational partners in this initiative. Most recently, Masa Israel Journey was created as a follow up program to Taglit-Birthright Israel. Masa Israel is in partnership with the Israeli government and provides stipends to young people between the ages of 18–30 who would like to go on a long-term Israel experience. This project was envisioned by former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.
So Nefesh b’Nefesh works closely with the Jewish Agency for Israel which is a part of a foreign government and the sole purpose of Nefesh b’Nefesh is to turn American Jews (and other Jews) into the citizens of a foreign country. Contributions for this effort are tax-deductable. And while Nefesh b’Nefesh is doing this with the Jewish Agency for Israel, said Jewish Agency for Israel is sending recruiters throughout the United States to “instill Israel” into young Jews.
Here’s a link to Nefesh b’Nefesh’s “our partners” page where Nefesh b’Nefesh boasts right at the top that it is so tied in with the Jewish Agency that it is able to offer a “one-stop shop” for applying to go to Israel and become an Israeli (which is what Aliyah “going up” is).
In fact, for those of you who are more visually oriented, here’s a pic of part of that wonderful page.
Oh, and to simplify things for the morons running for the GOP nomination and those who vote for them, here’s a link to the actual one-stop-shopping application. Oh, and that link works for people who live in Chanada too. Here’s a flow chart of the process showing Nefesh b’Nefesh’s coordination with the Jewish Agency of Israel.
But it gets worse, much worse. With Zionism it always does.
Nefesh b’Nefesh is a racist organization and its racism has evolved over time. It turns out that there are too many lousey Palestinians living in northern Israel, so Nefesh b’Nefesh has a new program, and I am not making this up, called “Go North” whose goal is to place English speaking Jews into northern Israel. Kind of like saying “Go north young Jew, go north.” That’s what the screen save picture at the top of this post is all about.
Nefetish b’Nefetish is also quite proud of its overall statistics – these statistics even include the number of babies born to Nefeshers in Israel. The employment stats are pretty good too. I suggest that you all convert to Judaism, get the US taxpayers to subsidize your moving to Israel by applying for Aliya through Nefesh b’Nefesh, and then get a job there. You sure as hell won’t get any genuine economic relief from any of the Republican candidates – including Obama, so you may as well go where the money is. Take a quick look at this. Did I mention you subsidize this?
Fortunately, Nefesh b’Nefesh has approximately 666 workshops you can attend coming up in the next few weeks and they are all over the country. Go here to see all of them. Many do require an appointment for you to attend so make sure you note that and the procedures. Below is a snap shot of part of that web page. Looks like Texas has a couple for February. Don’t tell – hell do tell – Alex Jones.
I wonder if Jonathan Pollard will use Nefesh b’Nefesh when Obama commutes his sentence? Nah, he’ll probably be flown there on Air Force 1. In my view, when Pollard gets out, Pollard should be sent to Israel. I recommend that he go by a boat whose Captain and crew are USS Liberty survivors.
Hey goys and girls, don’t forget to “Think Israel“.
2. I love Deek Jackson. No I don’t always agree with him, I don’t always agree with anyone. But he’s right far more than he’s wrong and he’s just really cool. If you watch the first six minutes and fifty-four seconds of this video you will see that he, without any collusion with Mantiq al-Tayr, has discovered the same theme that we’ve been talking about here – a theme that got some pretty interesting discussion on The Ugly Truth not too long ago. 🙂 As usual, Shas Party members get two guesses. Yet another example of great anti-Zionist minds thinking alike.
Nancy Ajram? Look bin dead awhile, I tried, I really tried. Can’t get into it.
Haifa remains the queen of the tuyuur.