Monthly Archives: January 2012

America’s Choice

Photo courtesy of Skulz Fontaine

(Here’s the link.)

1. “The video of US marines urinating on Afghan corpses does not shock me. Though their behavior is disgusting and unacceptable, I find the public’s reaction to this video far more troubling. People are not outraged that there are dead Afghans; they are outraged at the manner in which the dead are treated. This is indicative of our culture’s tolerance for war and war crimes – as long as they are done in a gentlemanly fashion.”

That quote is from Ross Caputi, a former US marine who believes he facilitated  war crimes in Iraq.  In the same story he writes:

“What did not make it into the news was my behavior in Fallujah and the behavior of others in my unit, which I am certain would have elicited outrage equal to that elicited by this video of the urinating marines. I believe that the second siege of Fallujah can correctly be characterised as an “atrocity-producing situation”. Our false beliefs about who we were fighting, our dehumanisation of Fallujans, our desire to “see combat” (a cute euphemism) and to get a confirmed kill, and our longing for revenge for lost comrades against a faceless enemy all conspired to create a bloodthirsty and lawless atmosphere.”

Mr. Caputi got out of the military in 2006 and has been advocating against war ever since. He is also the founder of the Justice for Fallujah Project. He is a young man who has looked at himself in the mirror, didn’t like what he saw, and has had the courage to admit his mistakes and to try to correct past wrongs.

Give his website a visit. Yes, he does use Chomsky, but cut him some slack. Please.

Dana Loesch is a college drop-out loudmouth hater of Palestinians and is a blind supporter of Israel.  She is the editor of an on-line site called “Big Journalism” run by a right wing Zionist Jew wacko named Andre Breitbart famous for exposing Weiner’s weiner.  She is also a self-described “Jesus freak” and home schools her two kids.  Having chosen the opposite path of Mr. Caputi, she advocates pissing on dead Muslims after you murder them.  Therefore she is qualified to work as a commentator for CNN.

Bascially America has a choice. It can do what Mr. Caputi did and try to right itself and make the world a better place, or it can do what Ms. Loesch advocates, killing people and then pissing on them.

2. In the aftermath of the roaring success of our interviews a while back with some of the Republican candidates, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr decided we’d go one better than that.  Using a new device created by the tuyuur here called the “Buraqophone” we were able to locate, find and then sit down and interview Jesus Christ. Here are some highlights:

MT: How would you like to be addressed?

JC: I’m kind of tired of everyone calling me “Lord and Savior” – it really kind of gets you into an ego trip. How about just Jes?

MT: Sounds good. Okay, Jes, you said and did quite a few wonderful things in the gospels. What was your favorite saying?

JC: Well, you know, I really don’t think about that stuff too much anymore. Nobody else paid a bit of attention to it, so I’ve pretty much said fuck it to the gospels.


JC: Yeah. Like when I said that the “meek shall inherit the earth” that was just wishful thinking. I should have said “The Rothchilds will own everything, get used to it.”

MT: What about all that stuff about peacemakers and not killing people?

JC: Hahahahaha, please, you really are funny Mantiq. Give me a second to catch my breath. Yeah, I remember talking about that shit. I said stuff like:

” Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” And right after that I really got carried away when I said:

“Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.”

Anyway, I really got carried away.  What I should have said was that sometimes a man has got to do what a man has got to do and if you need to kill someone, just do it. Don’t make a big thing out it, just kill the son-of-a-bitch and get it over with. Oh, and I strongly suggest that right after you kill someone, whether it’s your brother, or your real or imagined enemy, pull out your schlong and piss on him. Oh, and make sure somebody there has a cell phone to take the video, we love that shit up here in heaven, it keeps us loose and from becoming holier than thou. Know what I’m saying?

MT: Aren’t you the guy who said:

“But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also. And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.”

JC: Well, yes I did, but it’s not set in stone you know? Seems to me that if you just let people push you around then you deserve it. I think people need to get out there and be more in your face, more aggressive, you know. Sure, love your neighbor, but screw your enemies.  If some country has something you want, go get it. If they don’t like it, kill’em. Then piss on them.  If I were down there right now I’d drop trou and I’d piss on every fucking dead Muslim I could find.

MT: Wow. Okay. Uh, I think I’m out of time. I understand you have another interview scheduled?

JC: Yeah, some old Arab bitch who can’t get a job anywhere else is coming. Let me look at my notes: yeah, it’s Helen Thomas. Would you like some Israeli hummus before you go?

MT: No thanks, I support the BDS movement.

So I guess Christians have a choice. They can believe in the Jesus I interviewed or they can believe in the Jesus of the gospels (and the Quran, but I digress).

3.  Here’s one more choice for you all. The first video is Ross Caputi, the second is Dana Loesch.

Just pick one. I know which one I’d pick.

Rep. Charlie Dent, Israel and HR 3166

I had originally wanted to entitle this post:

A Tramp’s Whisker

But I digress.

1. Got three and a half minutes? Watch this video of Israeli-firster and supporter of the massacres of Palestinians in Gaza in 2009, Knesset Member Charles Dent, (Mossad, PA) talk about HR 3166 that he is sponsoring in the House – oh and note that he points out the other co-sponsors of this legislation in the House and in the Senate. Make a careful note of their names.  Pay attention to the language Dent uses in the video.

Oh, and just in case you are interested, the name of the bill he is sponsoring is called “The Enemy Expatriation Act.”

The “Enemy” is our Constitution and, uh, and, hmmm, forgot for a second due to all the Zionist Bullshit we’ve been eating in that Israeli hummus here at Mantiq al-Tayr, give me a sec. Oh yes, how could I forget. The “Enemy” is also you.

This asshole can’t even pronounce Awlaki’s name correctly, but I digress.

This Israeli-firster is allied with Joe Lieberman (Mossad, Mossad) in advocating stripping you of your citizenship  if you do  anything the US government  Israel doesn’t like.

Did you like the references to Nazis? Gee, I wonder who wrote this Zionist Bullshit for him. I mean, this thing needs a laugh track.

“Simply put this bill modernizes the process by which the citizenship of an individual engaged in hostilities against the American people is examined by treating terrorists in the same manner as a US citizen who marched for Israel the Third Reich decades ago.”

“While we don’t want fear to govern our daily lives”

Wait just a second, let me comment – introductory expressions like this always indicate that the exact opposite is intended. It’s like the phrase “With all due respect” which is often used with punchlines  that say something like “you are the dumbest son-of-a-bitch on the planet.” The rest of the sentence is typical Zionist Bullshit fear mongering. Back to the video.

“the failed terrorist attack in Times Square in May 2010 along with the attempted attack on flight 253 on Christmas day 2009 are grimm reminders that we are fighting a war against terrorists aiming to dismantle American ideals and our way of life.”

With all due respect goys and girls, if you believe this Zionist Bullshit fear mongering, then you are indeed the dumbest sons of bitches on the planet, but I digress.

So this Israeli-firster wants to further deprive you of your rights as a US citizen by stripping you of your citizenship if you do something Israel doesn’t like and he has the nerve to say that these “terrorists” (and that means you) are attacking American ideals.

Folks, there is an election coming up and Charlie Dent will be running to keep his seat in Congress. I suggest that those in the “we’re fucked” movement find a way to direct funds to his opponent(s) in order to kick this asshole out of office as a warning to all of the other Israeli-firsters masquarading as our representatives.

2. Let’s look at some of Dent’s statements defending Israel.

Here’s a quote from Dent’s official statement on Israel’s murdering of nine peace activists on board the Freedom Flotilla. One of those peace activists whom the Israeli commandos murdered was an American citizen named Furkan Dogan. Dent’s statement was released the very next day when the facts of the assault on the flotilla were still emerging and the names of the victims were not all known.  However, as far as I can tell Dent doesn’t say a word about Dogan afterwards that I can find on the Internet or on his website – no surprise as this would be consistent with his blatant disregard for the rights of ALL American citizens, but not Israelis.

Do a search on “Charlie Dent” and “Furkan Dogan” and see if you find anything.

Go here to his webiste search page and type in “Furkan Dogan” and see what you get.

But if you search on Gilad Shalit (an Israeli and French citizen) on Dent’s website you will get this:

“The release of Israeli Army Sergeant Gilad Shalit, though long overdue, is welcomed news in Israel and the United States. Five years of separation from his family and friends, and what has undoubtedly been a painful disruption of his young life, have finally come to an end. I am extremely happy Gilad has been reunited with his loved ones and once again has the ability to live an enjoyable and productive life.”

But it gets even worse – with Zionism it always does, as readers of this blog are well aware.

Here’s Dent defending Israel’s assault by elite commandos on a flotilla of peace activists.

“It is terribly disappointing this incident ended with the loss of human lives. However, I believe Israel has the right to protect its citizens from potential threats to their safety. We are fully aware the people of Israel face daily attacks from terrorist groups rooted in Gaza, including Hamas. Naturally, Israel must take tremendous precaution to ensure weapons and ammunition are not funneled to terrorist organizations from abroad. While I am eager to learn more about the events that lead to this violent confrontation, I believe Israel has the right to inspect ships bound for Gaza and enforce the existing multinational blockade, which was established to prevent Hamas from gaining the tools to launch future deadly attacks against the Israeli people.”

Dent doesn’t give any more of a damn about facts than he does about the rights of American citizens.  He makes it sound like the blockade is legal. That’s pure Zionist Bullshit. The “blockade” is enforced by one country, Israel. It is not  some kind of legal multinational blockade, irrespective of the US’ cowardly responses to what the Israelis did.

Funny how it is not Keith Ellison who is in league with Joe Lieberman to strip Americans of their citizenship.  Maybe them there Islamofacists not be so fucking bad after all.  But I digress.

At this very moment in 2009, the most powerful military force in the Middle East was launching a devastating attack on the civilians of the Gaza Strip – an absolute hell-hole filled with defenseless people many of whose parents and grandparents had been rendered homeless by Israel in the past. Dent thought this was a good idea. He supports the mass murder of Palestinians and he blames the victims.

“The events leading up to the recent Israeli airstrikes in Gaza are the responsibility of the reckless, terrorist leaders of Hamas. Regrettably, innocent civilians have been killed in Gaza, and that is, in part, a consequence of Hamas using civilians and their homes as storage sites and launching pads for their unguided missile attacks.

“Many of the individuals and organizations who are protesting Israel’s actions today never uttered a word of protest or condemnation over Hamas’ rocket attacks against the innocent people of Sderot and other Israeli communities, including rockets that hit private homes, schools and shopping centers.

The rockets he bitches about have been condemned by a number of pro Palestinian activists, sometimes even by Hamas. They killed a few people and all deaths are regrettable. However,  Israel killed 1300 Palestinians in operation Cast Lead which was the name of the insane Israeli invasion of Gaza. Hundreds of the vicitims were clearly civilians. As for those that were not, very few, if any, had anything to do at all with the rockets fired at Israel – many of which were fired in retaliation for Israeli attacks as in this example. But Palestinians in the US/Israeli media are not accorded the rights to defend themselves or to retaliate, never mind the right to pre-emptive strikes, the latter right reserved solely for whites and Jews to use against everybody else.

Here’s a non Dentian/Derwoshitzian perspective on the situation. Note to Dent and Shas Party members, the red highlights are mine.

We often hear about Palestinian rockets hitting the Israeli town of Sderot. What is often left out of these reports is that these rockets almost never kill or injure anyone, and only rarely cause damage. In addition, as this article describes, Sderot was built on the remains of a Palestinian town that had been ethnically cleansed by Israel’s founders in 1948.”

But for Dent, Palestinians, like American citizens that Israel does not like, have no rights.  How does it feel to be a Palestinian you bozos?

There’s so much more.

So much Zionist Bullshit, so few Constitutional Rights. Funny how the Zionist want to take those rights away, but I digress.

For your further misery, here is a pic that links to Dent’s statements concerning Israel on is website. You deserve this, yes you do.

Imagine someone co-sponsoring legislation like this with Joe Lieberman. Tells you everything  you need to know.

3. I can hear you all now, goys and girls. “Mantiq, you better come up with a fucking good video after depressing us with all that Zionist Bullshit.”

This one is for any of you who have ever been separated from a loved one by considerable time and space.

All of us “complain of separations” as perhaps the greatest poet in the world has said:

بشنو از نی چون حکایت می کند

از جدایی ها شکایت می کند

Listen to the reed

how it tells its tale

complaining of separations


Listen to Laura Smith as she tells the tale of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.” You’ll be glad you did. Sad you did too, but also glad.

The Idaho Caucus

1. By now you are all aware of the great victory that Zionism won in Iowa. Ron Paul, the only person there worth not kicking in the balls,  received, so we are told, 21% of the vote. This means that in Iowa, a Bible-butt-plug state, almost 80% of its so-called conservatives who voted are stupid Fox-News-watching war-mongering Zionist-Bullshit-born-and-raised assholes. This is assuming that the results are not in and of themselves a pile of steaming Zionist Bullshit.

Well, the nagging and bitching tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr felt that shitting-on is believing and they held their own conference of the birds (despite my arresting some of them and plucking their feathers) and demanded that we here at Mantiq al-Tayr host an “American Winter” Conference where we would question the Republicans on some issues that deeply affect the average American trying to survive the onslaught of the Federal Reserve, the Rothchilds, AIPAC and bad patriot radio.

So was born the “Idaho Caucus”. Yes, the (sad) state of Idaho is now the location of the most important of all primaries. On the eve of the Idaho Caucus, which takes place on the 33rd of January, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr hosted all of the Republican candidates not in the cross-hairs of the Mossad and we even had a couple of recent drop outs drop in as well. The major voting on January 33 will be in Idaho’s capital city, Bumfuck, a city which whose mayor,  Marcus Glennius,  is struggling to keep above water.

Bumfuck’s mayor welcomes you 

(click here for source photo. It’s from the 2008 movie “Big Game” which I just have to see. )

The vote will be held in Bumfuck’s largest town hall, the Hatikvah Dome, in downtown Bumfuck at the corner of Deir and Yassin streets named in memory of the Holocaust.

Times are tough in Bumfuck

The candidates came into Bumfuck last night by broom and we held our interviews with them in the Bumfuck Auditorium and Recreational Center downtown between the US Army recruiting center and the local crack  house.

The candidates who spoke with us were, in alphabetical order:

Michele Bachmann

Newt Gringrich

Rick Perry

Mitt Romney


Rick Santorum

We didn’t invite Ron Paul because, well, it’ll be obvious pretty soon.

Anyway, here’s how the interview, led by yours truly, went down:

(Note to Shas Party members, this is satire. Red highlights are not only mine, but they are the only actual quotes.)

MT: Mr. Santorum, let’s begin with you. Lots of older voters voted for you in Iowa yet you favor cuts in social security by raising the retirement age to something like 105 and for turning part of the system over to a bunch of crooks in the private sector. Once people in their late 50’s and early 60’s figure this out, do you think you have a Herman Cain’s chance in a NOW convention of getting elected?

Santorum – Right now the single most important thing this country can do is put aside more money for Israel. My program will allow us to give Israel three or four times as much each year for the development of its military and to consolidate the emerging Israeli cities in Judea and Samaria. As you know All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis.  There are no Palestinians.  This is Israeli land.”

MT: Mr. Gingrich, perhaps you could answer the question about social security. What is the future of this fund that so many Americans have paid so much into?

Gingrich: Rick Santorum is a traitor to the state of Israel. My program will allow us to directly transfer social security taxes to holocaust survivors in Israel while allowing us to give Israel 5 to 6 times the current aid Israel officially gets from the United States.  “The Palestinian claim to a right of return is based on a historically false story,” “These people are terrorists. They teach terrorism in their schools.” I say fuck’em.

MT: Ah, Mr. Cain, we weren’t expecting you to show up for this. Since you are here, perhaps you could address the question of the future of social security.

Cain: Social security, that’s uh, that’s uh, well it has social in it so that must mean its socialistic or something. I’ll get back to you once my biographers tell me what to say.  “I think that the so-called Palestinian people have this urge for unilateral recognition because they see this president as weak.” I say let’s just clean out the whole area and if a bunch of these so-called Palestinians die, well that’s just tough shit. Oh, and my program to wipe out social security completely now and forever will allow us to give Israel each year 10 times what it is getting now. By the way, I really like Jewish pussy.

MT: Ms. Bachmann, perhaps you could bring some sanity to this discussion, but I digress. Anyway, please let our aging population know how a Bachmann administration would swallow, handle, the social security issue.

Bachmann:  My plan is to simultaneously move the US embassy to Jerusalem and transfer the entire social security trust fund to the Jewish Agency my first day in office. If a bunch of old-fart anti-semites don’t like it, well we’ll just have the military arrest them as terrorists and toss their asses into Gitmo for ever. Hahahahahaha. God, I’m funny. I am the only candidate here who really is an Israeli. I’ve worked on a kibbutz. When I was there We worked on the kibbutz from 4 am to noon. We were always accompanied by soldiers with machine guns. While we were working, the soldiers were walking around looking for land mines. I really learned a lot in Israel.” “I am a Christian, but I consider my heritage Jewish, because it is the foundation, the roots of my faith as a Christian.” See, my heritage is Jewish, which means I am Jewish pussy. Keep your hands off of me Herman, you schvartse. Jesus fucking Christ, the last thing we need is another dumb schvartse in the White House.  See, I really am Jewish. Anyway, under my plan, the US could give Israel 20 to 30 times what it is giving now. Oh, did I mention that I am the only candidate who made an entire video dedicated to Israel, you can go here to see it on youtube.

MT: Mr. Gingrich, uh, what is it you are listening to right now on your Ipod?  I need you to talk about social security and other issues of critical importance to the average American.

Gingrich: I’m listening to this incredible broadcast about me damn near getting arrested by the FBI back in the 90’s for  a huge bribe scheme involving a bunch of Israelis and pro-Israeli Jews. It’s by Mike Piper, never heard of the guy, but man he has basically proven my devotion to the state of Israel – unlike all these anti-semitic candidates you’ve gathered here. Look, social security has the half-life of one of my marriages. Forget it you bunch of pathetic losers. No one gives a rat’s ass about your stupid little social security checks.  What you all need to do is support my program to wipe out the Palestinians – not that they even exist –  but I digress. Let me finish listening to this thing. You know, you should make his website your featured website on your next post.

MT: Mr. Romney, you are immensely wealthy to a degree that is obscene really. How do you feel about helping out little old ladies living on social security?

Romney: First of all Israel is our only ally in the Middle East and I need to correct the anti-semitic statements of my colleagues here.  ” I will travel to Israel on my first foreign trip. I will reaffirm as a vital national interest Israel’s existence as a Jewish state. I want the world to know that the bonds between Israel and the United States are unshakable.” And as soon as I get to Israel I will get on my knees on the tarmac and give Netanyahu a blow job. Furthermore, I will pay not just to move the US embassy to Jerusalem, but I’ll also move the goddamn US Congress there too, this will cut down on the need for all those congressional trips to Israel. And I’ve decided to give all of my wealth to the Jewish National Fund and I will probably have Camp David moved into Kiryat Arba. In my first Defense Authorization Act, I will see to it that Israel gets 40 times as much money from the US as it does now and I’ll have anyone who objects to this treated as a terrorist, arrested by the military and sent to Gitmo forever. Now what was your question?

MT: Mr. Perry, any comments on the future of social security? Can any of you mother fuckers even spell social security?

Perry: First of all, I have already given Netanyahu a blow job. Second I consider the Israeli settlements to be legal, from my perspective, and I support them.” In fact, I think they should build even more settlement’s, after all “it’s their land.” When I become president Strategic defensive aid, strategic aid in all forms, will increase to Israel,” because Israel will be “the cornerstone of my larger global strategy.” I mean, who gives a fuck about the United States being a cornerstone of US policy? You’d have to be fucking nuts. Israel yesterday, today and forever. Jesus loves you and he wants you to kill the Palestinians, the Iranians, in fact, pretty much everybody. Praise Jesus. Oh, and I’ll see to it that Israel gets 666 times the money it presently gets from the American taxpayers.

MT: Mr. Santorum, back in the 1960’s manufacturing accounted for 25% of the GDP in these United States. Today, manufacturing is about 10% of US GDP. What can you do to re-invigorate this once vital sector of the US economy which provided good jobs for average Americans?

Santorum:  Well, look at it like this. Iran is Israel’s enemy, therefore Iran is our number one enemy and we need to put an end to Iranian hegemony in, well, in Iran to start with. You know those Shi’ites have nukes up to their assholes, so I say we start a great big fucking war with Iran. This will put Americans back to work and will probably also kill quite a few of these useless eaters off.  I have a long history of advocating wars for Israel – you can see this 2006 interview where I basically just made up everything I said out of thin air and you can see me foaming at the mouth during this very recent interview where I note that Israel is setting the standard for what the US should be doing in Iran in terms of perpetrating acts of international terrorism.  And, speaking of Mike Piper, Gingrich is full of shit when he says that Piper shows that Gingrich is the ideal bitch for Israel. Right here in this latest podcast of Piper’s he shows that I am da bitch when it comes to bending over forward and backward for Israel. And yeah, you need to feature his website.

MT: Okay, one last question and since all you people care about is Israel, I’ll ask about that. How many more people must die for the state of Israel? Let’s start with you Herman.

Cain: It’s not about dying, just like General Eisenhower said. Hmmmm, I think it was Eisenhower, you know, the guy who they made that movie about. Anyway, maybe it was General Marshal, or Custer, can’t remember. Oh Lee, that’s who it was.   Anyway, it’s not about dying for our country Israel, it’s about killing for Israel. Let’s bring on that shit!

MT:  Mr. Perry, you’ve been pretty silent. How many more people must die for Israel?

Perry: Not sure, but why even ask? Anyone who dies fighting for Israel goes straight to heaven so I say let’s send all of our poor people over to Iraq, Iran, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria and England to achieve martyrdom. Then we won’t have to pay them shit. No social security, no nothing. And if we give a few pieces of tin as medals to some of them, they’ll be willing to die some more. Fuck, and you people think I’m a stupid son of bitch! I am, of course, but you fuckers vote for me and people like me, you get what you deserve.

MT: England?

Romney: Yeah, fuck the queen, I’ve never liked that royalty shit.

MT: Maybe we can talk later, but I digress.

MT: Well goys and girls that wraps it up here in Bumfuck, Idaho. We’re fucked and I am signing off.  If we are lucky, the Mayans were right.

And it was then that I awoke in a cold sweat. All the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr were quite relieved. “It was just a nightmare,” they told me, “calm down, have some Israeli hummus.”

It was a nightmare. And it is a nightmare.

Your nightmare.

2. Here’s a very short video by the great folks at Sheikh and Bake Productions. I think they made it so short specifically so that Shas Party members would not have their attentions spans exceeded.