Monthly Archives: December 2011

101 Ways to Screw Palestinians

This little cretin won’t be visiting

this Israeli spy in prison

1. Israel is such a racist state it is almost impossible to believe. While Jews can go anywhere they please and live anywhere they please whether or not it is in violation of international law or standards of common decency, the Palestinians in the West Bank have to deal with literally 101 different types of permits that limit their ability to move. For example:

“There are separate permits for traveling to a wedding in the West Bank or traveling to a wedding in Israel, and also for going to Israel for a funeral, a work meeting, or a court hearing.”

But any Jew can just go anywhere he damn well wants and can do so on roads reserved exclusively for Israeli citizens – roads built to the land of the Palestinians in the West Bank.

The system is not only there to make the lives of Palestinians as miserable as possible, but it is also there to recruit quislings for the Israeli government.

“The checkpoint-monitoring organization Machsom Watch claims that the Shin Bet security service uses the permit regime to recruit informers. Palestinians whose permit requests are rejected “for security reasons” are often invited to meetings with Shin Bet agents, who then offer “assistance” in obtaining the desired permits in exchange for information.”

I can’t imagine why any American could ever support such a hideously bigoted country. Why is shitty little Israeli the apple of our eyes? I can’t figure it out. There must be some reason? Could it be Muslim extremist ownership of our major media? Well, that could be part of it. Of course, the Muslims also run most of our banking system which is why our banks do not lend money with interest and why no one in this country is in dept to their eyeballs to credit card merchants. Plus, with the Muslim extremists makeing our moving, writing our books and plays, and running our television industry, I guess the American people decided that they had to counter it somehow, someway, via their support for Israel, a country founded on the basis of screwing Muslims (and Christians, but I digress).

Yup, that’s gotta be it.

2. Now here is a truly weird article and much more has got to be going on (which the article does note casually.)  An unnamed Israeli firm has been selling internet monitoring equipment to Iran but didn’t know it was doing so? You’ve got to be kidding. Yeah, they just sold it to a guy in Denmark where the stuff had the labels removed and it was sent to an Iranian dude named Hossein who speaks perfect English. Oh, and then the article complains that police states (meaning Iran) should not have this kind of equipment. This equipment should only be used in democratic countries?

And of course the Israelis would never have built any kind of backdoor into the system now would they? No, they are too stupid for that.  Even though the article notes, in a different context, the following:

“Many companies selling surveillance equipment that connects to the Internet have the ability to monitor their own customers, and governments could require them to do so while tightening export laws.”

Gee, I wonder if this is how the stuxnet virus got spread?

The product is called Netenforcer. A simple google search leads to a company called Allot Communications. Here’s a link to their management team.  Do these guys strike you as a bunch of dumb asses.

It should also comfort you to note that the company seems to be quite active in the US and appears optimistic about its future here – especially if the FCC does what it wants.

” But American carriers are beginning to contemplate purchase of Allot’s systems for bandwidth management reasons alone. If the F.C.C. eventually allows them to implement variable pricing schemes, the way it’s done in Europe, demand could enjoy a further jolt.”

3. All of our work in the we’re fucked movement is not in vain. Shining light on evil agendas can help thwart them. Case in point. ADL strong-man Abe “Free Jonathan Pollard” Foxman, was recently thinking of going to visit Pollard in prison. But there’s been so much attention shed on the Pollard case that Abe decided he didn’t want his visit to become a media event acknowledging that it could backfire. Remember, Foxman’s goal is to get this Israeli spy out of prison, therefore in order to pursue his goal – helping an Israeli spy – he has had to cancel his visit to Pollard.

I may have gone quietly and privately” to visit Pollard, Foxman said, “but I am certainly not interested in media hype, which is to little avail. It may make some people feel good, but I don’t think it’s going to bring him closer to freedom. In fact, some of the public manifestations of this sort have been counterproductive.

Ya think?

Pollard had invited Foxman and six other Jewish leaders to come visit him so he could thank them for their assistance to Israel in getting one of its spies out of jail.

Pesach Lerner, featured here on Mantiq al-Tayr in the past, send a letter to Foxman and to:

Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations executive vice chairman Malcolm Hoenlein, Jewish Council for Public Affairs president Rabbi Steve Gutow, Florida philanthropist Michael Adler, and the heads of the three major American Jewish streams.

About half have accepted the invite so far. The date has not been set.

Hey you FBI guys who read this site. When these creeple make their visit to Pollard’s cell, lock them all in at once.

4. And last but not least, if you can’t decide what to get for uncle Abe or brother Dan Shapiro for Christmas, we are having a fire sale on this great device:

The Zionist Bullshit Filter Lite

As we wrote in our advertisement for this product when it came out in 2010:

“This easy-to-use device is guaranteed to remove hundreds of newspaper column inches of Zionist Bullshit from your newspapers each day. Plus, if cleaned properly, it will remove up to 500 megabytes of Zionist audio and video bullshit from radio and television programs you “enjoy” on your computer, DVR, or on DVD. Once your newspapers and radio and tv programs have been purged of all the Zionist Bullshit that is in them, you’ll won’t have to spend so much time reading and listening to crap you know is bullshit and waste all that time filtering it out yourself.”

We have updated the product for the new year by adding a wi-fi capability that will now allow you to filter all of the Zionist bullshit out of internet sites you visit.   This means, for example, you can read Prison Planet and Info Wars in a matter of seconds each day. Order now and we’ll throw in an autographed picture of Mike Piper mud wrestling Abe Foxman,  a Mahmoud Ahmadinejad nuclear powered coffee thermos, and a roll of toilet paper that says “Free Jonathan Pollard” on each sheet.

All this for only $666.66.

And if you call the Israeli embassy at (202) 364-5500 and order right now you will:

1. Piss them off.

2. Get in trouble.

3. Laugh your ass off.

Note to Shas Party members: The product is not yet available in Iowa.

5. If you sing or play O Little Town of Bethlehem this Christmas, please think of the people who actually live there under a racist military occupation. Some people, such as the wonderful woman who wrote this article, refuse to sing it this year. I don’t know her personally, but she’s got a great Christian spirit. It’s worth reading and posting. I mean it.  Send it to your Christian Zionist friends, if you befriend such people.

It reads in part:

“How will we respond to this call? Will this be the year we ‘set aside sanitised pleas and empty prayers, stop listening to internal gatekeepers, reject Israel’s manipulation of Christian theology to serve militaristic ends, and demand that all Church leaderships … call for true justice in Palestine.?

“And let us not sing ‘O little town of Bethlehem’ until we have acted on this call.”

Amen, Ms. Hicks, Amen.

6. Speaking of Amen, I had posted the following video from “Lillies of the Field” a while back. It’s all about Amen and I love it to this very day.

Jesus and the Cherry Tree

Usually at this time of year I put up a Christmas post in which I feature the folk Christmas tune called “The Cherry Tree Carol” and I point out its relationship to  the beautiful story of the birth of Jesus in the Quran. Items 1 and 2 below are taken from my original Cherry Tree Carol post from 2009.  Sting’s rendition of the song is just plain gorgeous. It will change your mood. Please take a few moments and give it a listen.

1. The Cherry Tree Carol is a haunting story of the mystery and beauty of Christmas derived from one of the apocryphal Gospels, that of Psuedo- Matthew, which is also know as The Infancy Gospel of Matthew.

In this now popular Christmas carol, Joseph and Mary are walking near or through an orchard of cherry trees. She asks Joseph to pick some cherries for her because she is with child and would appreciate a helping hand. Joseph, as husbands tend to do when they discover their wives are pregnant and they know they are not the father, gets angry and tells her to just let the guy who got her pregnant get the cherries for her. No doubt dejected and feeling rejected, Mary knows not what to do.

But then a voice cries out from within his mother’s womb.  It’s the voice of Jesus who commands the cherry trees bow down so that his mother may have something to eat. The trees do what any tree would do if ordered by Jesus, they bow down and Mary exclaims to the effect of  “Hey Joseph, look, I can get all the cherries I want, nyah nyah.” Joseph then realizes that there’s more going on than he at first realized.

Now in the Psuedo-Gospel of Matthew, Chapter Twenty, the story as one might expect, is a bit different, but the similarities are clear. In this version, thought to be the inspiration for The Cherry Tree Carol, Mary, Joseph and a very infant Jesus are in the desert in Egypt and are exhausted from the heat. They come across a date palm tree where they rest. Mary asks Joseph for some dates, but they are pretty high up in the tree and he whines about it saying that instead she should be concerned because of the lack of water and their thirst.  The baby Jesus orders the date palm to lower it’s branches and his Mother is able to eat.  Now the date palm, being humble and worshipful, did not rise back up after she had eaten, but rather it awaited Jesus’ command. Jesus tells it to rise, says it will have its place in paradise, and then he makes one more request of it – something interesting in light of the Quranic version of this story that I will discuss below. He asks it to provide water through one of its hidden roots and it does so – providing clear, cool and sparkling water for the three of them and their animals.

2. Many features of the Cherry Tree Carol and the story from which it is derived are found in the Quranic version of the story in Surah 19, verses 16-34. In this version Joseph is noticeably absent, an absence which highlights the miraculous nature of Jesus’  birth.  The angel Gabriel appears to Mary, who has gone away from her people for some sort of religious purpose,  in fully human form and tells her she will give birth to a son. She is astonished by this and asks how on earth that could be possible since she has never been touched by a man. Gabriel tells her that this is easy for God and that her son will be sent as a mercy to mankind.

So she is now with child and is driven to a date palm tree during the pains of childbirth, pains so severe she wishes she had never been born.  But then a voice cries out – said by commentators to be that of Gabriel though in my own view it could even be that of Jesus – who tells her that all is well and that water has been provided for her beneath her feet. He then tells her to shake the date-palm and that fresh and ripe dates will come pouring down. He tells her to eat and drink and “cool thine eye.” Lastly the voice commands her that if she comes across any man to say that she has vowed to speak to no one that day.

The next thing we see is Mary carrying her new baby back to her people who challenge her morality, as she had no doubt expected and feared. But keeping to her command, she said nothing to them and merely pointed to her baby. The crowd mocked her telling her that they could not possibly converse with a new born.  At this point, the baby Jesus performs his own version of “enough is enough” as he addresses the crowd in no uncertain terms telling them, among other things, that God has made him a prophet and that he is to be blessed wherever he is. He also tells them that he has been commanded to be faithful to his mother, something he clearly intends to do. No doubt the audience was dumb struck. . .

The new-born Jesus then closes:  “And peace be upon me the day I was born, the day that I die, and the day that I am raised up alive.”

3. The video below is the entire Surah of Mary recited in Arabic by Shaykh Idris Akbar. The story of Mary and her baby begins at exactly 2:59 into the video and runs to about 8:06. So if you want to hear the Quranic story of the birth of Jesus recited in Arabic by a great reciter,  enjoy. The video includes the Arabic script so readers of this page who are studying Arabic can follow along.

When you hear “wathkur filkitaab Maryam” you will know you are at the start of the right section.

4. The story of Jesus in the Quran may well have saved the lives of about 80 to 100 of the first Muslims living in Mecca with Muhammad. They had to flee Mecca to Abyssinia because of religious persecution and they sought refuge from the Christian ruler there. The Meccans tried to bribe the ruler into forcing them to return to Mecca, but this ruler actually behaved like a Christian ruler should and granted the Muslims asylum. (No doubt he’d never stand a chance of becoming the president of the US today, but I digress.) As part of the discussion and debate between the pagan Meccans who had come to Abysinnia to bribe the  ruler on the one hand, and the Muslims seeking protection on the other, the Muslims recited the story about Jesus to which I have linked above. After hearing it, the Christian ruler was so moved that he granted his protection to them. Things sure have changed.

A frequent commentator on this blog, Perry, mentioned the film on Muhammad’s life called “The Message” produced by the late Mustafa Akkad.  Akkad did two versions of the film, one in Arabic and one in English – filming them at the same time and using different actors. Below is the English version of the story of the King of Abyssinia. Very nicely done. Thanks to Perry for bringing this movie back to my mind.

5. I also love Judy Collins’ rendition of the Cherry Tree Carol.

6. “No US administration has done more in support of Israel’s security than ours. None. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. It is a fact,” Obama told a cheering crowd.

“To back up his position, Obama cited American cooperation with Israel on developing the Iron Dome anti-rocket system, efforts to clear out the besieged Israeli embassy in Cairo in September, and actions to counter attempts to delegitimize Israel in international forums like the United Nations.

“Shoring up his hard line on Iran, Obama reiterated that no options were off the table inpreventing the Islamic Republic from obtaining a nuclear weapon, and touted his administration’s imposition of “the most comprehensive, the hardest-hitting sanctions the Iranian regime has ever faced. We haven’t just talked about it, we’ve done it.”

7. Israel goes entire week without killing a Palestinian in Gaza, but finally gets its fix.

8. Somebody help me here, just why is it that we are supposed to kill these people? Abe? Alan? Newt? Michelle? Mitt? Herman? Barack? Please remind me, I just can’t seem to remember.

Merry Christmas folks.

Who Hates Our Freedoms? Part I

1.  Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts. . . . America was targeted for attack because we’re the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world.” ~ George W. Bush, address to the nation, September 11, 2001

“They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other.” ~ George W. Bush, address to Congress, September 20, 2001

In context, all Americans assumed that Bush was talking about Moooooooooslims. Maybe he was really talking about somebody else but just couldn’t say so? Let’s see who hates our freedoms.

Where to begin? It seems the US has so many enemies these days. We could start with Pakistan, they hate our elections don’t they? Oh, but they have elections too. Hell they even elected a woman as president. I know, they hate us because we have the right in the United States to keep and bear arms. Pakistanis don’t have that right, right? Well, not quite. The gun situation in Pakistan would be the envy of everyone living in Bumfuck, Idaho. But I digress.

Oh, maybe they hate us because we bomb the shit out of them with drones? Damn, I bet killing lots of women and children probably does piss them off quite a bit, them being Moooooslims and all. Ungrateful bastards.

Maybe if we stopped killing them they might like us more. Naah.

Hmmmm, I went over a whole bunch of people who don’t like us these days in a council with all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr and we had to rule out places like Iran, North Korea, the Palestinians, damn near all Arabs everywhere, the Russians, the Chinese, the Central Americans, Newfoundland, Sub-Saharan Africa, and Yahweh knows who else. None of them, as far as we could determine, hates our freedoms, even our freedom to not have universal health care.

Hmmm, maybe Bush meant something else. Maybe he was being  subtle, trying to get a secret message across to us. Maybe he was trying to say “Look, I’m a dumb-shit born to a rich family and I did too many drugs as a kid. But now I’m surrounded by absolute Zionist crazies and we’re fucked. Help!”

Wouldn’t that be cool?

Wow. So where should I look to find those who hate our freedoms?

A little birdie told me to start with the US Senate. It seems that there is some brouhahahahahaha going on about new legislation that might allow the military to arrest American citizens and put them in detention forever with no habeas corpus. The entire patriot-minded internet has written about it, so if this is a first for you then you have got to be a Shas Party member, but I digress.  The US military could become the only nuclear police force on earth. Who on earth would come up with an idea as anti-American as that?


Yeah. See, Israel is “the nation-state of the Jewish people” not the state of its citizens. And it turns out that Carl Levin (Likud, Michigan) is one of the two sponsors of this anti-American piece of legislation.  Who is Carl?

Well, for thing he is right at the top of Senate recipients of Jewish Lobby money. (Note to Shas Party Members and Republicans, the red highlights were done by Hasan Nasrallah, standing in for Haifa Wehbe who had a previous commitment editing Mark Dankof’s work.)

” For the past three re-election cycles, Levin has been the top recipient in the Senate of pro-Israel contributions – receiving $573,773 in 1990, $371,157 in 1996 and $331,304 in 2002. In this election cycle of 2008, Levin is also leading all Senate candidates in donations from pro-Israeli groups with $84,910 in contributions, which is more than double the amount of all other Senate candidates.”

The pro-Israel pacs just love this guy and he gets contributions from a whole bunch of them. Here are three examples:

One of those groups is the Center for Middle East Peace & Economic Cooperation, which was established in 1989 by Slim Fast Foods Chairman S. Daniel Abraham and Utah Congressman Wayne Owens. This pro-Israeli group makes campaign contributions and takes members of Congress to the Middle East on fact-finding missions. In the 2002 election cycle, they were the number one pro-Israeli campaign contributor giving nearly $1.5 million to candidates.


Then there is the Washington PAC, which was founded by Morrie Amitay. Amitay was Executive Director of the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) from 1974 to 1980 and speaks highly of Levin on his website. Washington PAC contributed $10,000 to Levin in 2002 and has already given $9,000 for his re-election campaign this year.


NorPAC has contributed $5,000 to Senator Levin for his 2008 re-election campaign. NorPAC is a non-partisan political action committee whose primary purpose is to support candidates and sitting members of the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives “who demonstrate a genuine commitment to the strength, security, and survival of Israel.” Their website also claims that their lobbying efforts, “Successfully helped pass the Syria Accountability Act, Palestinian Anti-Terrorism Act, Iran Freedom and Support Act, and gain Israel’s entry into the UN’s Western European and Others (WEOG) Group.”

Levin of course does Israel’s bidding on every conceivable issue with the exception of the Iraq war. He is a huge fan of the war on terror, arguing that the Iraq war was a distraction from it, and he is viciously anti-Palestinian.

He co-sponsored the senate resolution supporting Israel’s invasion of Gaza in 2009.

Occupy Wall Street even calls him a “dual national.”  I’m not sure why though. Seems he is just loyal to one country. The same country that his co-sponsor John McCain is loyal to.

Not only does Levin hate your freedoms, he doesn’t want the Egyptians to have theirs either. (And, btw, the Egyptians are fucked.) Last February Levin made it clear that all he cares about with respect to what some call the Egyptian “revolution” (which it was not) is that Egypt continue to kiss Israel’s ass.

This guy is bought and paid for by Israel and he wants the military to be an internal police force against terrorism. All you all who like to do things like write columns for Hizbullah’s al-Manar website and appear on Press TV had better fucking look out.

In Part II we will look at the drones. But I also really want to get to Alan Derwoshitz. Damn, but that one will have to wait till part 3 or 4.

Some much Zionist Bullshit, so little time. So little time not just for Mantiq al-Tayr, but for you.

2. The Republican Jewish Coalition also hates your freedoms. Remember, Israel is “the nation-state” of the Jewish people, so these Republicans, like their “Democratic” counterparts in the “National Jewish Democratic Council” have one priority – and guess what goys and girls – you ain’t it.

Again, as anyone with the state of awareness of a Penn State football coach knows, Ron Paul, about the only non-fascist running for the Republican nomination, was excluded from their debate on Dec. 7 – a day that will “live in infamy” for sure.

The RJC, on it’s website runs a piece by Jonathan Tobin who says:

“But just as no one would consider a demand the GOP group provide a platform for a Democrat, there is no reason for it to allow Paul to pretend he is anything but an extremist who is far outside of the mainstream, especially when it comes to issues concerning the U.S.-Israel alliance.”

Paul also believes in individual liberties and freedom from a crushing militarized police state that is engaged is endless wars all over the globe. The RJC stands for exactly the opposite. They hate your freedoms.

Here’s Newt Gringrich (by the way, there is some controversy about how you pronounce his last name – it is pronounced “GingdieforIsraelrich”, but I digress) showing that he works for Israel at the RJC “debate”.

“In a Gingrich administration, the opening day, there will be an executive order about two hours after the inaugural address. We will send the embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem as of that day.”

So, an inauguration day, immediately after taking the Oath of Office as required by article six of the US Constitution, GringdieforIsraelrich will make serving our Israeli masters his first priority.

If you assholes vote for this guy you richly deserve to go straight to hell. And you will because he will create it here on earth for you, though I have to admit we’re well on the way there already.

Here’s what the RJC had to say on its very own website about the great “debate”. Hasan-jan did the highlights again.

What a tremendous day! The RJC’s 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates Forum was an outstanding success. Six top presidential candidates took the time to come to Washington, D.C. just to speak to our audience. Each gave an impressive, thoughtful, and exciting speech and took questions from the audience.”

“Impressive” and “thoughtful” mean subverting your country to Israeli interests.

Here’s proof from the Haaretz blog of the event.

Here’s RJC CEO Matt Brooks:

“The Jewish community has a role to play in these elections and we’ll win,” Brooks says.

Uh, Matt, who is “we” in that sentence? Oh, and btw goys and girls, Matt isn’t just the CEO of the RJC, he is also the head of the Jewish Policy Center, a pro Israeli think tank, one of about 6 million in the US. The Center “strongly supports the global war against Islamic extremism”.  This guy is all Israel all the time.

Here’s Michelle Bachman speaking at Matt’s “debate”.

“I will move the Embassy to Jerusalem. Recognize annexation of the Golan Heights or any settlements Israel would chose to annex.”

Here’s Rick “Die for Israel” Perry saying the US must support Israel’s wars.

“But Israel needs our vocal moral support, because there will be inevitable international condemnation if Israel decides to strike. What Israel does not need is President Obama demanding eternal gratitude for being its best friend.”

The Zionist Jews are really after Romney, who also kissed Israel’s ass at the “debate” but didn’t kiss it enough. It’s clear they have decided he’s on his way out. They are the one’s who decide who you’ll get to vote for.

For example:

“Congresswoman Nita Lowey (D-NY) issued the following statement in response to Romney’s speech: “Throughout my career in Congress, Democrats and Republicans have stood side-by-side in support of Israel’s security and the U.S.-Israel relationship because they are bipartisan, national security priorities. It is highly irresponsible for a presidential candidate to spread reckless accusations about our foreign policy that could lead anyone to question the United States’ commitment to Israel’s security.”

Not sure what got her so riled up, Romney totally sucked up to Israel and engaged in the mandatory war mongering against Iran.  She’s not the only Jew in Congress who was pissed off as you’ll see if you read the whole blog – it’s so revealing you might just want to pack up your bags and move somewhere else after you read it.

For example, Nit Mitt said:

“My policy couldn’t be more different – I’ll travel to Israel on my first trip, reaffirm Israel’s existence as a Jewish state. And I want the world to know that the bonds between the U.S. and Israel are unshakable. I wouldn’t meet with Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. He should be excluded from the diplomatic community and indicted for incitement of genocide. And on my watch, Iran’s Ayatollahs won’t be permitted to obtain nuclear weapons. Our friends should never doubt we’ll stand by them in their hour of need; our enemies should never question our resolve.

Huntsman also left the “debate” with a brown nose.

“It’s time for the world to understand who our friends and allies are, that we stand with Israel.”  That’s pretty much what Herman Cain used to say.

And the ridiculous Rick Santorum also wants you involved in more wars for Israel too.

“Look at the situation developing in Iran. It’s time the Oval office has courage and convictions and so something that is right, to challenge the radical theocracy. It will change the world. There is no greater threat to the existence to Israel than Iran.”

Go here on the RJC site for links to videos of the speeches on CSPAN as well as transcripts of many of the presentations. You must be over 18 – old enough to kill people for Israel – to view that material.

3. Okay, for video time, let’s go to the other side of Zionist-permitted opinion on all things political, the so-called Democratic Party. And who would be a better representative of that party than the chair of the DNC, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. The video is so revealing of how fucked we are. . .

Note that in her criticism of the RJC’s “debate” she says that the RJC is “an organization that puts its partisanship and its party in front of its love of Israel.”  That’s a criticism?

But as you watch the video it only gets worse. With Zionism, it always does.

As I wrote above:

So much Zionist Bullshit, so little time. So little time not just for Mantiq al-Tayr, but for you.

(to be continued, time permitting)