Monthly Archives: November 2011

Have a Happy and Kosher Thanksgiving

1. Hey, I’ve got a great idea, why don’t I put together a post with a Thanksgiving theme? That would be really cool, no one else could have thought of that, especially those Canadian bloggers who for some weird reason seem to think that Thanksgiving is on October 12th.  Of course, it seems to me that the way Canada is going Canada’s official holidays should be Rosh Hoshana, Yom Kippur and Yom Ha’atzmaut, as is already the case in the US. But I digress.

Let’s see if anyone I read regularly has put up a Thanksgiving day theme post. Rat’s Kenny beat me to it.  So did Pam, the living mummy.

Hmm, Kenny has a very interesting link to one of his previous posts about Jack Abrams and 911 and Israel.  A great read on this Thanksgiving day.

2. There’s nothing better than turkeys stuffed with good old-fashioned Zionist Bullshit on Thanksgiving.  Hey, don’t skip that link. The article is pretty informative. I hope it makes you have a tougher time swallowing all the turkey. Yeah, it’s about this Islamofacist woman from Tulsa named Stacy Shusterman who inherited daddy’s oil company and the delightful Charles and Lynn Shusterman family foundation thingy which spends about 75% of its money on projects benefitting Israel.  You know, on shit like the Israel On Campus Coalition which was set up to ” impact a pro-active, pro-Israel agenda on campus.” They do lots of really cool stuff like trying to prevent the emergence of a Palestinian state.

Yes, the Scheisterman foundation really loves Israel. It even says so:

“Our love for Israel has figured strongly in our grant making since the earliest days of our foundation. Currently we are at the forefront of expanding opportunities for young Jews to learn about modern Israel inside and outside the classroom.”

That’s right, yet another organization dedicated to radicalizing Jews so that they will have at best “dual” loyalties – and “dual” really means “one” now doesn’t it? All those “experts” who worry about how Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slims get radicalized are barking up the wrong fucking tree. But I’m sure they already know this.

I know what you are thinking. “Mantiq, what are some of the many ways that that Scheisterman foundation helps out racist Israel?”

Well, for one they started the American Israel Education Foundation (AIEF) that I’ve covered before. Those are the guys who send “your” (and I use the term “your” loosely) representatives to Israel for their marching orders. The AIEF is affiliated with the lovingly tender outfit known as AIPAC. You might have heard of them.

There is also the American Israel Cooperative Enterprise which brings Israeli professors into US colleges to teach. Yup, you shell out all that dough so your kid can get an over-priced education for which the kid ends up in tens of thousands of dollars in debt anyway – debt owed to the many Islamic banks in the US – and the kid ends up having some Israeli professor teaching a particular flavor of Zionist Bullshit. Hahahahaha.

One of my favorites is this one: (Note to Shas party members, aw, never mind.)

“Project Interchange, an institute of the American Jewish Committee, provides current and emerging United States and international leaders with an enhanced foundation for understanding Israel through introductory educational seminars in Israel.

“With our support, Project Interchange brings a group of university chancellors and presidents each year for week-long, first-time visits to Israel in order to enhance their knowledge and perspective about Israel so that they may encourage greater involvement and understanding surrounding issues relevant to Israel on campus.”

But I digress.

3. Actually, since I can’t do the turkey theme thing because other bloggers already thought of the idea, I think I’ll talk about twitter. Yeah, twitter. I have an account, but I rarely tweet. That’s because I’m too busy reading the Hebrew tweets of the “US” (and I use the term “US” loosely) ambassador to Israel, Dan Shapiro who loves to tweet in Hebrew as well as English.

Speaking of Danny, here’s one of my favorite Danny boy quotes. (The red higlights are Haifa Wehbe’s.  I can tell you don’t believe me, but it did fool the Shas Party members.)

“I’ve been involved with Israel most of my life,” he told U.S. senators in the May 4 hearings. “I lived in Israel as a young child during the 1973 war. I took two tours of university studies there. And I worked here in the Congress for many years to support Middle East peace efforts, strengthen the U.S.-Israel relationship and combat terrorism — the terrorist threats against both our nations.”

4. Rat’s, I forgot to post about camp Massad. Next time, ان شاء الله , next time.

5. I wonder if Canada’s ambassador to Israel tweets in Hebrew, at least when he’s  not busy celebrating the destruction of Palestinian homes.

Jon Allen, Canada’s ambassador to Israel, is among several hundred Canadian Jews who have been commemorated at a dedication site. A plaque bearing Allen’s name is attached to a stone wall constructed from the rubble of Palestinian homes razed by the Israeli army.”

6. So we really do have a lot to be thankful for, even though our country is broke, our economy is destroyed beyond repair, we are engaged in endless wars with more soon to come, everyone hates us, and we still don’t know the names of all the Israelis involved in the Kennedy assassination. Nonetheless, we have this to be thankful for.

Herman Cain Makes Shas Party Members Look Smart

Skulz Fontaine does it again

1. Please God, Yahweh, Khoda, Allah, Alex Jones, TO, the State of Israel, Joe Paterno, Steve Jobs, Tim Tebow,  or whatever deity you pray to, make Herman Cain our next president. And please let Walid Phares tell him what Israel wants so Cain will know what to do. Please, please, please. America deserves Herman Cain for Israeli Vice President of American Affairs. (Plus he delivers.)

2. Damn. You know how you want to do something you think will be a really good idea, but you forget because you are too busy dealing with all the other Zionist Bullshit going on and you just can’t keep up? I mean damn. I do everything I can to stay on top of all the shit that Israel’s ambassador to Israel Dan Shapiro does, like meeting with accused spies for Israel and not meeting with Americans illegally detained by Israel – more on that in an upcoming post – as I said I just don’t have the time to point out and make fun of all the Zionist bullshit.  But I digress.

Anyway, a while ago nut cases like Bridgette Gabriel and Pam Geller were trying to hold their hate fest about Islam at various hotels around the country but somehow people objected to the stigma of having a bunch of racist warmongering assholes meeting in their communities and each time they booked a hotel, Ayman Al-Zawahiri called the hotel and the hotel management cancelled.  Actually, mabe it was frequent Mantiq al-Tayr commenter, the late Osama bin Laden, now known as “ben dead awhile”, who made the calls from under the sea, not sure. But anyway, each time these crazy war-mongering Zionists booked a hotel for their hate fest  the hotel would get phone calls and would cancel their reservations.  Fortunately there is the state of Tennessee (state motto: “We boldly go were Alabama and Mississippi really want to go but haven’t had the chance to yet because we are filled with crazy mother fuckers too. Oh and by the way, who finally got rid of Martin Luther King? But we digress.”)

Anyway, a church in Tennessee, run by a guy  who is a convicted murderer, agreed to host the conference and then did so. I had wanted to ask a terrific blogger in Tennessee to attend the hate fest or at least report on it. Well, I forgot. But  Kudos to Kenny’s Sideshow for writing about it in a superb post which  makes a number of excellent points. A must read. Go for it folks and give Kenny a high five. Kenny is not the only guy by a long shot to report on the murder situation and its irony. But he puts the situation in a most interesting context.

A murderer. Figures.. But I am not surprised.  Oh, and guess what, Kenny reports that the church “Conerstone” as it is called, is Zionist. I’m shocked. “Cornerstein Church” might be a better name.

3. Okay, I’m now going to scare the shit out of you all by showing a video, the link to which was sent to me by very scary Mooooooooooselims, the ones who make convicted murderer, Pastor Maury Davis, show us what a man of Yahweh he is.  Yup, these here Moooooooooooooooooooselims are using biryanis to take over the world and to force you to have Shakira law sit on your face or something. Not sure. But I digress. Anyway, make sure you are sitting down. And if you happen to be Muslim, make sure you aren’t drinking any milk.

Cain, Ross, Bernstein and Some Videos

Click on this link or I’m going to vote for this guy!

           (Photo from Haaretz, click on it to see the original article.)

1. I love it. Herman Cain is the leading GOP candidate in the race to have phone sex with Netanyahu on a daily basis.  (I think that is what Israeli Vice President for American Affairs, Barack Barry Sotero Obama was complaining about to the Zionist Jew those French morons elected as president of their country.) If there is a God, please, please let Herman Cain win the election in 2012.

2. Now that Joe Paterno is available, do you think Dan Snyder will fire Shananigan and give Paterno the job? (Please God, do this too. I promise I won’t ask for anything else.)

3. So, Dennis Ross is stepping down from working for Israel inside the White House so he can continue to work for Israel at the Washington Institute for Near East Policy – a place that ought to be raided by the FBI on a daily basis. I wonder what Zionist Jew will replace Ross? Ross has been the subject of much loving attention on this blog. Hey, Piper, you live in DC, if you see Dennis please tell him I said to go fuck himself. Thanks. (Please God, have Piper bump into Ross. Oh wait, I said I wouldn’t ask for anything else. But pretty please?)

4. Did I say something about Israeli spies working in the US government? I meant to,anyway I found something about this matter on the Institute for Research: Middle Eastern Policy web site  – a site dedicated to shedding light on the activities of Israel’s minions who permeate the bagel industry. Here’s a teaser from the story. (Here is the link to the full story.)

“Today the Israel Lobby Archive releases declassified Justice Department documents that shed light on how US based covert operatives for Israel obtain near complete prosecutorial immunity.

After leaving the OSS, Nahum Bernstein quickly deployed his covert operations skills for Israel by forming front organizations to smuggle arms and wire-tap opponents in the United States. Mastermind Bernstein escaped the felony charges and prison sentences awaiting lower level operatives through his prosecutorial immunity network which stretched from New York City police officers on his payroll, his District Attorney law partner, up to the President of the United States (through associate Abraham Feinberg).

“Bernstein’s declassified file, like associate Abraham Feinberg’s, sheds light on the model by which subsequent US operatives entered the Israel lobby’s prosecutorial immunity network.”

Compare the above with this obituary from the New York Times.

5. I think we need a video. Maybe two.

Here’s a video about some of the favorite activities of Dennis Ross’s people.  Apparently fanatical Israeli settlers need to get their excercise and they do so by throwing stones at Palestinian children when they walk to school. This keeps them in shape so they can then parade around Palestinian agricultural land carrying automatic weapons.

Kind of makes you want to go to Palestine, doesn’t it? But I digress.

There goes the neighborhood.

What accents do the two clowns being interviewed below have?