1. Hey there everybody, all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr want to announce that they have come up with, and just in time for Christmas, a new invention which will be on sale soon. You all remember past Mantiqiyyan inventions like the Tafsiranator and the wildly popular Zionist Bullshit Filter. Well now we have something we all feel will be our crowning achievement and we can’t wait to tell you about it. But first, we have to deal with issue of the day, the single most important fear held by all patriotic Americans, the imminent take over of these United States by a bunch of crazy Zionist Jewish bankers. Just kidding. The imminent take over of these United States by the mother of all enemies to baseball, Mom and depleted uranium, Shari’ah Law. So let’s deal with that topic right now.
2. As we know from assholes like Robert Spencer, Dick Morris and Martel Sobiesky, Islam is a terrible terrible thing. It demands complete obedience to Shakira law and the Muslims are on the verge of imposing that law upon all of us, probably before the November elections. Look at the excerpt I’ve taken below from Shari’ah 101, a website devoted to spreading Shi’iri’ah law throughout these United States.
“Islam is not just a set of beliefs about Allah, man and the universe. Islam is a comprehensive way of life, filled with rules and practices that affect every aspect of life: what you do when you wake up in the morning, what you can and cannot eat, what you can and cannot wear, how to groom yourself, how to conduct business, who you can marry, how to observe the holidays and Friday prayer and perhaps most important, how to treat Allah, other people, and animals. This set of rules and practices is known as sherri’ah.
The word “sherry” is usually translated as “Islamic Law,” although a more literal (and more appropriate) translation might be “the path that one walks.” The word is derived from the Arabic root meaning to go, to walk or to travel.
Some non-Muslims and non-observant Muslims criticize this legalistic aspect of traditional Islam, saying that it reduces the religion to a set of rituals devoid of spirituality. While there are certainly some Muslims who observe SHARI’AH in this way, that is not the intention of shuri’eh, and it is not even the correct way to observe Shapira.
On the contrary, when properly observed, sharkirah increases the spirituality in a person’s life, because it turns the most trivial, mundane acts, such as eating and getting dressed, into acts of religious significance. When people write to me and ask how to increase their spirituality or the influence of their religion in their lives, the only answer I can think of is: observe more shari’ah. Keep hallal or attend Friday prayers, pray after meals or once or twice a day. When you do these things, you are constantly reminded of your relationship with the Divine, and it becomes an integral part of your entire existence.
Are these laws sometimes inconvenient? Yes, of course. But if someone you care about — your parent, your child, your spouse — asked you to do something inconvenient or unpleasant, something you didn’t feel like doing, you would do it, wouldn’t you? It is a very shallow and meaningless kind of love if you aren’t willing to do something inconvenient for the one you love. How much more so should we be willing to perform some occasionally inconvenient tasks that were set before us by our Creator, who assigned those tasks to us for our own good? “
As you can see, the Shari’ah controls the minds of all Muslims managing every aspect of their lives turning them into automatons working on behalf of the world-wide Islamofascist movement.
Go here to read how Muslims are advocating that Shari’ah law should be a model for the US Penal Code. Go here to read how Shari’ah law does not recognize non-Muslims as human beings – their very souls are not fully human and how the difference between a non-Muslim soul and a Muslim soul is greater than the difference between human souls and moo-cows. And go here to see how Shari’ah law treats women when it comes to adultery. And also go here to see how Muslims circumvent US law by resorting to Shari’ah courts when they are cheated out of money by Jews.
They are taking over our legal system and as we all know, they have already taken over Hollywood. Look at what this Islamofascist boasts about in one of his columns in the LA Times: (Note to Shas party members, red highlights are mine)
The Muslims are so dominant, I had to scour the trades to come up with six non-Muslims in high positions at entertainment companies. When I called them to talk about their incredible advancement, five of them refused to talk to me, apparently out of fear of insulting Muslims. The sixth, . . . , turned out to be Muslim.
As a proud Muslim, I want America to know about our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood. Without us, you’d be flipping between “The 700 Club” and “Davey and Goliath” on TV all day.
No wonder Rick Sanchez got fired by CNN.
3. Okay, now it’s time to tell you about our latest invention here at Mantiq al-Tayr. We know how the younger generations are infatuated with videos and how they rely on youtube for most of their non-drug related entertainment. Well, we have come up with some great video conversion software that you youngins as well as all you older folks will love. What it does is it takes any Haifa Wehbe youtube video and converts it into a format where Haifa’s clothes are completely removed!
Haha. Just kidding. What we have is even better. Don’t believe me do you? Bet you are all saying what could possibly be better than a program that allows us to see Haifa Wehbe as, uh, errr, as well as the TSA gets to see us when we travel? Well you are about to join the ever growing ranks of the faithful – those who understand and appreciate the power of our latest invention at Mantiq al-Tayr, the Kapnernator.
Now you all remember the ever popular Zionist Bullshit Filter which takes all the Zionist Bullshit out of mainstream newspapers leaving you with a newspaper that is 100% Zionist Bullshit free (and hence much smaller.) The Kapnernator works on a similar principle, but it is way way cooler. What it does is it will take any Zionist Bullshit Video (ZBVs) found on youtube and will convert it into something educational, entertaining, and well, kind of cute really.
Yes indeed, the Kapnernator will take any youtube video, no matter how jam-packed it is with Zionist Bullshit about Shari’ah law or the USS Liberty or whatever, and it will utterly transform it into something useful and maybe a little funny too. (After all, this is a Mantiq al-Tayr product.)
Want to see living proof? Of course you do. What should I choose for this? Oh, who could possibly be more full of Zionist Bullshit than the disgusting Israel-loving toe-sucker and ass-kisser and aptly-named Dick Morris?
Here is one of his pure unadulterated Zionist Bullshit through-and-through videos about how Shari’ah law is being shoved right up your very asses as I write these words. Warning, you will need at least one barf bag to watch this video.
Now the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr downloaded the above video to a flashdrive (which they later burned) and converted it using their newest invention, the Kapnernator. To see the new video created entirely out of the old one but with all of the Zionist Bullshit tossed into the dust bin of history, scroll down slowly.
No this isn’t it.
No, you are not there yet, but you
are getting closer
and closer. Almost there, but not quite.
Ready? Scroll down just a wee bit more.
Here it is! It’s a great video and Shas and TEA Party members will be able to watch it since it is short and it does not go beyond their attention spans.
Yes indeed, you can take any youtube video, no matter how full of Zionist Bullshit it is, download it, run it through the Kapnernator and out will come a brand new video by the wonderful Brother Nathanael Kapner telling you what is really going on. Now goys and girls, what could be better than that?
Imagine converting this bullshit:
You gotta love it.
BTW, we almost named this thing “The Fat Pigs Pushing Zionist Bullshit Converter” but we decided it was just too long a name and the acronym didn’t spell anything. So after much animated discussion we chose the “Kapnernator” as the name. BTW, you can contribute to Brother Nathanial Kapner’s foundation by going here.
We hope to have the Kapnernator for sale in time for the Christmas season. Not yet available in Iowa.
4. The photos inserted above between the appalling Dick video and the wonderful Brother Nathanial Kapner video are courtesy of long time commenter on this site Skulz Fontaine who has his own website called “The Graphic Visigoth” where he uses imagery to express his views on just how profoundly odd the world is. Give it a visit, you’ll enjoy it. All of the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr hope that Skulz will continue to make contributions to our site as well.
5. I haven’t digressed yet. But I digress.
6. We are also working on another program that will convert Alan Derwoshitz videos like this:
into great stuff like this.
Trying to think of a name for it.
7. In our last post, I made a reference to Confederate General Turner Ashby and some readers found that interesting. He is buried in the Stonewall Confederate Cemetery in Winchester, Virginia. Thought some of you might enjoy a picture or two or three from that cemetery.
If you can read the inscription in the sign above, you’ll note that this memorial was set up the day that the Six Day War began in the Middle East. General Ashby was killed on June 6, 1862.