Mantiq al-Tayr’s Latest Invention

1.   Hey there everybody, all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr want to announce that they have come up with, and just in time for Christmas, a new invention which will be on sale soon. You all remember past Mantiqiyyan inventions like the Tafsiranator and the wildly popular Zionist Bullshit Filter. Well now we have something we all feel will be our crowning achievement and we can’t wait to tell you about it. But first, we have to deal with issue of the day, the single most important fear held by all patriotic Americans, the imminent take over of these United States by a bunch of crazy Zionist Jewish bankers. Just kidding. The imminent take over of these United States by the mother of all enemies to baseball, Mom and depleted uranium, Shari’ah Law. So let’s deal with that topic right now.

2. As we know from assholes like Robert Spencer, Dick Morris and Martel Sobiesky, Islam is a terrible terrible thing. It demands complete obedience to Shakira law and the Muslims are on the verge of imposing that law upon all of us, probably before the November elections. Look at the excerpt I’ve taken below from Shari’ah 101, a website devoted to spreading Shi’iri’ah law throughout these United States.

“Islam is not just a set of beliefs about Allah, man and the universe. Islam is a comprehensive way of life, filled with rules and practices that affect every aspect of life: what you do when you wake up in the morning, what you can and cannot eat, what you can and cannot wear, how to groom yourself, how to conduct business, who you can marry, how to observe the holidays and Friday prayer and perhaps most important, how to treat Allah, other people, and animals. This set of rules and practices is known as sherri’ah.

The word “sherry” is usually translated as “Islamic Law,” although a more literal (and more appropriate) translation might be “the path that one walks.” The word is derived from the Arabic root meaning to go, to walk or to travel.

Some non-Muslims and non-observant Muslims criticize this legalistic aspect of traditional Islam, saying that it reduces the religion to a set of rituals devoid of spirituality. While there are certainly some Muslims who observe SHARI’AH in this way, that is not the intention of shuri’eh, and it is not even the correct way to observe Shapira.

On the contrary, when properly observed, sharkirah increases the spirituality in a person’s life, because it turns the most trivial, mundane acts, such as eating and getting dressed, into acts of religious significance. When people write to me and ask how to increase their spirituality or the influence of their religion in their lives, the only answer I can think of is: observe more shari’ah. Keep hallal or attend Friday prayers, pray after meals or once or twice a day. When you do these things, you are constantly reminded of your relationship with the Divine, and it becomes an integral part of your entire existence.

Are these laws sometimes inconvenient? Yes, of course. But if someone you care about — your parent, your child, your spouse — asked you to do something inconvenient or unpleasant, something you didn’t feel like doing, you would do it, wouldn’t you? It is a very shallow and meaningless kind of love if you aren’t willing to do something inconvenient for the one you love. How much more so should we be willing to perform some occasionally inconvenient tasks that were set before us by our Creator, who assigned those tasks to us for our own good? “

As you can see, the Shari’ah controls the minds of all Muslims managing every aspect of their lives turning them into automatons working on behalf of the world-wide Islamofascist movement.

Go  here to read how Muslims are advocating that Shari’ah law should be a model for the US Penal Code. Go here to read how Shari’ah law does not recognize non-Muslims as human beings – their very souls are not fully human and how the difference between a non-Muslim soul and a Muslim soul is greater than the difference between human souls and moo-cows. And go here to see how Shari’ah law treats women when it comes to adultery.  And also go here to see how Muslims circumvent US law by resorting to Shari’ah courts when they are cheated out of money by Jews.

They are taking over our legal system and as we all know, they have already taken over Hollywood. Look at what this Islamofascist boasts about in one of his columns in the LA Times: (Note to Shas party members, red highlights are mine)

The Muslims are so dominant, I had to scour the trades to come up with six non-Muslims in high positions at entertainment companies. When I called them to talk about their incredible advancement, five of them refused to talk to me, apparently out of fear of insulting Muslims. The sixth,  . . . , turned out to be Muslim.

As a proud Muslim, I want America to know about our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood. Without us, you’d be flipping between “The 700 Club” and “Davey and Goliath” on TV all day.

No wonder Rick Sanchez got fired by CNN.

3.      Okay, now it’s time to tell you about our latest invention here at Mantiq al-Tayr. We know how the younger generations are infatuated with videos and how they rely on youtube for most of their non-drug related entertainment. Well, we have come up with some great video conversion software that you youngins as well as all you older folks will love. What it does is it takes any Haifa Wehbe youtube video and converts it into a format where Haifa’s clothes are completely removed!

Haha. Just kidding. What we have is even better.  Don’t believe me do you? Bet you are all saying what could possibly be better than a program that allows us to see Haifa Wehbe as, uh, errr, as well as the TSA gets to see us when we travel? Well you are about to join the ever growing ranks of the faithful – those who understand and appreciate the power of our latest invention at Mantiq al-Tayr, the Kapnernator.

Now you all remember the ever popular Zionist Bullshit Filter which takes all the Zionist Bullshit out of mainstream newspapers leaving you with a newspaper that is 100% Zionist Bullshit free (and hence much smaller.) The Kapnernator works on a similar principle, but it is way way cooler. What it does is it will take any Zionist Bullshit Video (ZBVs) found on youtube and will convert it into something educational, entertaining, and well, kind of cute really.

Yes indeed, the Kapnernator will take any youtube video, no matter how jam-packed it is with Zionist Bullshit about Shari’ah law or the USS Liberty or whatever, and it will utterly transform it into something useful and maybe a little funny too. (After all, this is a Mantiq al-Tayr product.)

Want to see living proof? Of course you do.  What should I choose for this? Oh, who could possibly be more full of Zionist Bullshit than the disgusting Israel-loving toe-sucker and ass-kisser and aptly-named Dick Morris?

Here is one of his pure unadulterated Zionist Bullshit through-and-through videos about how Shari’ah law is being shoved right up your very asses as I write these words. Warning, you will need at least one barf bag to watch this video.

Now the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr downloaded the above video to a flashdrive (which they later burned) and converted it using their newest invention, the Kapnernator. To see the new video created entirely out of the old one but with all of the Zionist Bullshit tossed into the dust bin of history, scroll down slowly.

No this isn’t it.


Trust me Mr. President, they already know


No, you are not there yet, but you

are getting closer


Could be our next president before the 2012 elections


and closer. Almost there, but not quite.


From left to right, Zionist, Zionist stooge, Zionist Stooge


Ready? Scroll down just a wee bit more.

Here it is! It’s a great video and Shas and TEA Party members will be able to watch it since it is short and it does not go beyond their attention spans.

Yes indeed, you can take any youtube video, no matter how full of Zionist Bullshit it is, download it, run it through the Kapnernator and out will come a brand new video by the wonderful Brother Nathanael Kapner telling you what is really going on. Now goys and girls, what could be better than that?

Imagine converting this bullshit:

Into this:

You gotta love it.

BTW, we almost named this thing “The Fat Pigs Pushing Zionist Bullshit Converter” but we decided it was just too long a name and the acronym didn’t spell anything. So after much animated discussion we chose the “Kapnernator” as the name. BTW, you can contribute to Brother Nathanial Kapner’s foundation by going here.

We hope to have the Kapnernator for sale in time for the Christmas season. Not yet available in Iowa.

4. The photos inserted above between the appalling Dick video and the wonderful Brother Nathanial Kapner video are courtesy of long time commenter on this site Skulz Fontaine who has his own website called “The Graphic Visigoth” where he uses imagery to express his views on just how profoundly odd the world is. Give it a visit, you’ll enjoy it.  All of the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr hope that Skulz will continue to make contributions to our site as well.

5. I haven’t digressed yet. But I digress.

6. We are also working on another program that will convert Alan Derwoshitz videos like this:

into great stuff like this.

Trying to think of a name for it.

7. In our last post, I made a reference to Confederate General Turner Ashby and some readers found that interesting. He is buried in the Stonewall Confederate Cemetery in Winchester, Virginia. Thought some of you might enjoy a picture or two or three from that cemetery.

If you can read the inscription in the sign above, you’ll note that this memorial was set up the day that the Six Day War began in the Middle East. General Ashby was killed on June 6, 1862.


“. . . and the forests echo their lamentations.”


16 responses to “Mantiq al-Tayr’s Latest Invention

  1. Just think, transporting Hagee is against Sharia law, his limo driver could have his accelerator foot chopped off for transporting pork product.
    When guys like this ugly porker hit the spotlight, ya know theres trouble in Little China {that’s the USA}

    And that we are treated to Dershoshitz, what a delightful maniac this jizz spread is.
    At any rake take the rake to the snake, put him in shake and bake and feed it to the fishes.

    Thanks for the funny show today, cuz that ol’Sharia has me shak’n in my bronze booties, like shiver me timbers and ooh ooh ooh. Maybe I can hide behind that big Red Shield.

    “The wall on which the prophets wrote is cracking at the seems…”
    –King Crimson

    YadaYada, \\ll//


    Sigmund has already put the screws to US.

  3. I don’t recall much hell being raised when Congress put the USA under the Judaic Noahide Laws back around 1991.

    ANTHONY LAWSON: 9/11: The Unidentified Murder Weapons(VIDEO)
    Editor’s note: Every American should be deeply embarrassed, humiliated by President Obama’s statements regarding demands for an end to the 9/11 cover-up. 9/11 is a national disgrace. We thank Anthony Lawson for supporting Americans who are working to restore our national honor.

    And from the Youtube video:

    The four aircraft which crashed on September 11th, 2001 have never been forensically matched to the four passenger planes which were allegedly hijacked that morning. Requests under the Freedom of Information Act have met with denials and refusals, and documents which have been produced, allegedly using data from the only three “Black Box” flight recorders said to have been found, have no serial numbers of the devices listed on them.

    The excellent work done by Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth and other such organizations, in their quest to determine what caused the Twin Towers and WTC 7 to collapse, should never be underestimated. But, being the primary murder weapons, for my money the real smoking guns were, and still are, the four aircraft that were used as weapons on that terrible day, and for them not to have been identified breaks every rule in any book which seeks to teach the art of solving crimes. It is either an oversight beyond belief, on the part of the 9/11 Commission, or part of a criminal conspiracy of immense proportions set in motion to cover up what really happened on September 11th, 2001


  4. “I don’t recall much hell being raised when Congress put the USA under the Judaic Noahide Laws back around 1991.”–Anthony Lawson

    Just a technical note on law and procedure; a ‘Resolution’ by Congress, or a “Sense of Congress” are totally different than a ‘bill of law’ being passed by Congress. Reams of trivial crap goes into the Conressional Record every year. Even a sinle congressman can read anything on his mind into the record.

    Of course this doesn’t demean what you have pointed out as to the ‘sense’ of Congress on the matter of Talmudic rule over the United States. They have clearly stated such a view…and written it into “actual laws” such as the PATRIOT Act, Military Commissions Act, and all the satellite bills backing these major two up.

    The rest of your post IS technically true, thanks for sharing.


  5. You know Mantiq you really know how to ruin a good story. First off the Kapnernator and the Zionist Bullshit Filter take out all the entertaining stuff to the story called Zionism.

    For example let me give you the “PRE” filtered story. Ahem! Here we go.

    The Jews were the chosen of God from the time of Abraham to the present. The wondering Jew since the very beginning was persecuted by all peoples and were victims of all sorts of atrocities for merely being Jews.

    The worst of these atrocities was the Holocaust during WWII where six million innocent Jews died at the hands of the Nazis. Fortunately God himself saved a remnant of these chosen people and would eventually restore them to their rightful land promised to Abraham.

    In fact God also supernaturally maintained the Jewish race in it’s purity of Semitic blood from Abraham until now. More amazingly was the divinely orchestrated return of the pure bloodline Jews to the Holy land in 1948 who since then have been viciously attacked by evil Moslems which spring forth from the evil Ishmael bloodline who is the eternal enemy of God.

    Since this time the Jew has returned to its God given land and has established the original pure language of the ancient Hebrews along with the practice of Judaism in fulfillment of scripture. In the not so distant future these same Jews will establish a 3rd Temple where at present a remnant of the old Temple still stands called the wailing wall where pious Jews pray.

    During the tribulation the murderous Ishmaelites along with the rest of the evil world will attempt one last Holocaust on the innocent Jews. At just the right moment however, God himself returns in the clouds and smites the hordes of enemies of Israel and saves ALL of the Jews who are eternally his chosen people. After this point the remaining people of the world bows to the creator of the universe and recognizes the Jews and Israel as the final fulfillment of scripture. Welcome to the millennium Kingdom where Gods throne resides in Jerusalem.

    Now lets take the above story and send it though the Kapnernator and the Zionist Bullshit Filter.

    Ok! Ahem! Here we go.

    Jews today are of Khazar/Edomite stock who have no right to the land of Palestine. Their language is Yiddish and has no connection to the original language. They practice Talmudism which is reprehensible and is from Babylon NOT from Moses. They pray at a wall which is the wall of the old Fort Antonia which was a Roman garrison. The third Temple is where the Antichrist resides. Although the atrocities of the death camps were tragic and deplorable the evidence clearly shows that it was impossible for 6 million Jews to have died.

    You see Mantiq! You DO know how to ruin a good story.

  6. 5 dancing shlomos

    just a comment re mouths of tv.
    paladino(maybe cousin to pantano) candidate for gov of ny was prominently featured on several “news” programs criticising homosexuals. not mentioned: paladino was in the company of many rabbis endorsing his position.
    somehow they are there but not seen . esp by rachel madcow.

  7. Noun 1. Xe – a colorless odorless inert gaseous element occurring in the earth’s atmosphere in trace amounts
    atomic number 54, xenon
    chemical element, element – any of the more than 100 known substances (of which 92 occur naturally) that cannot be separated into simpler substances and that singly or in combination constitute all matter
    argonon, inert gas, noble gas – any of the chemically inert gaseous elements of the helium group in the periodic table
    air – a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of; “air pollution”; “a smell of chemicals in the air”; “open a window and let in some air”; “I need some fresh air”

    Yea…I need some freah air…not black water…\\ll//

  8. Read on some definitely biased web site that IF and thats a BIG IF the RED SEA did actually part it was due either to a mixture of gases with clean air or a coordinated emanation of human both “inert and nert gases” produced in synchronized fashion by an undetermined number of homo sapiens.

    But then everyone at a football game keeps screaming they are numero uno.

  9. M. Jamil Hanifi

    USA, holy mother of israel–the criminal parasite.

  10. ….knocked me off my desk chair with “shakirah law” …
    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Brilliant as usual!

  11. Hi Freeman,

    Nice to hear from you. Hope you are doing well.

    So much Zionist Bullshit, so few filters. 🙂


  12. mantiqaltayr,
    I once had a pet crow who used to do the strangest ritual of laying flat on her belly, spreading her wings out in the grass and preaying to the sun god.
    She had other weird habits as well. A fascinating creature.

    At any rate your gravatar reminds me of that. I can’t tell at the size it is what the photo acrually represents.


  13. Is There No Honor Among Thieves?

    Israel lottery draws same numbers as three weeks before

    Israel’s weekly state lottery draw at the weekend drew exactly the same six numbers as the draw 3 weeks earlier – an event statisticians said was a one in four trillion chance.

    Three lucky punters, who also correctly guessed the 7th “strong number” each won £666,000, with more than 100 people sharing smaller prizes.

    The numbers that rolled out during a live television broadcast were 36, 33, 32, 26, 14, 13, and the additional ‘strong’ number 2. It didn’t take long for some viewers to notice that these numbers were exactly the same as those drawn in the September 21st draw.
    Israeli radio station phone-ins were flooded with callers who suspected the draw was rigged.

    Yitzhak Melechson, a professor of statistics at the University of Tel Aviv, said that the incident of six numbers repeating themselves within a month is an event of once in 10,000 years.

    What a great way to launder money and get funds to terrorist outfits like Blackwater/Xe and other MOSSAD backed merc outfits.

    They won 666,000 pounds?

    666? Starting to flaunt their greed, arrogance and dedication to misery in front of everyone.

  14. 5 dancing shlomos

    honor from these thieves is a 1 in 4 trillion non happening.

  15. 5 dancing shlomos

    interesting but is it correct? usa and israel colluded in uss liberty assault?
    taken from shamir readers post:
    Operation Cyanide:
    will be turned into Movie in Russia ?

    Few people in America or Russia are aware of the crucial and heroic role played by Destroyer 626/4 of the Soviet Navy during the Six-Day War in June, 1967. The commander and crew of this ship guarded the American intelligence vessel GTR-4, better known as the USS Liberty, after the attack on it by the combined air and naval branches of the Israeli Defense Force. The Zionist attack was coordinated with elements of the US Navy, US intelligence and the White House.
    The top-secret plan was known as Operation Cyanide and was intended to result in the sinking of the Liberty with all hands, to be blamed on Egypt and exploited to permit the bombing of Cairo and the entry of the United States into the war on Israel ’s side. The Soviet Union’s relationships with Arab countries would have been damaged and perhaps cut, with America and Israel seizing control of all Mid-East oil production. Israel ’s borders would have expanded from the Nile to the Euphrates Rivers.
    For some reason, the attack failed to sink the Liberty , despite tons of explosives, rockets, cannon-fire, napalm and six torpedoes expended against the ship in attacks that went on for almost two hours. Nuclear-armed American bombers were launched against Cairo from a US aircraft carrier but were recalled when the Liberty managed to send a distress signal with a repaired radio and antenna. The operation had to be abandoned because it required absolute radio silence and the disappearance of the ship. The initial strike by IDF fighters destroyed all antennae, combined with jamming of all five secret radio frequencies.
    The American president, Lyndon B. Johnson, was under the influence of several Zionist intelligence agents, namely Arthur and Mathilde Krim, Arthur Goldberg, the Rostow brothers, Abe Feinberg and others. He was the most important member of Operation Cyanide.
    Destroyer 626/4 came to the aid of the Liberty in the aftermath of the attack and stuck by her until US forces were allowed to approach about seventeen hours later. It has been reported that the American submarine, USS Amberjack, was standing by to sink the Liberty and save the operation but the presence of 626/4 prevented this from happening.
    his is the basic story that John B. Campbell, an experienced American script-writer prepared for filming. He tries now to find a producer and funds to film it in Russia . His original screenplay entitled CYANIDE has been translated into Russian by Aleksandr I. Mezentsev. Campbell wrote that the US/Israeli aggression against Russia and the Moslem peoples would be halted after millions of people around the world learn about the ruthless treachery of Operation Cyanide, described by the BBC’s Peter Hounam in his book by that name. Russian and American audiences will appreciate the heroism and élan of the Russian officers who came to Liberty’s rescue.
    In addition, we believe that the strange and destructive relationship between America and Israel would be understood and generally denounced by Americans who are now unaware of what really happened. The disarming of this axis could only have a beneficial effect on international relations between America and the rest of the world, leading to a more humble US foreign policy. It is possible that the nature of the attack on the Liberty would help to explain the attack on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, considering that the only people arrested that day by US police were Israelis, wrote Campbell and Mezentsev.

  16. 5 dancing shlomos

    i remember reading, long time ago, in ennis’ book re the nuke armed fighters sent to “help” the liberty but quickly recalled.

    i couldnt understand why fighters with nukes would be sent. there werent reg armed fighters available.

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