1. On my Allah, what is wrong with this country? Well, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr will, with the gracious assistance of JEWNYTP (for new readers, JEWNYTP is the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post), will get right down to the root of the problem and you as a direct result will probably fly an airplane into – oh wait, I mean, you will go to MichaelCollinsPiper.com and buy a bunch of his books. Then you will get lots of beer and watch college basketball games until the baseball seasons starts. Your shitty baseball team will be out of the running by mid-season, but never fear that’s when NFL training camp begins and you will then go out and buy lots more beer and start watching those pre-season football games, games which are about as meaningful as Israeli Vice-Vice President for American Affairs (IVVPAA) , Joe “I am a Zionist” Biden and his DW (Designated Whore) George “I am not Lebanese” Mitchell going to Israel to be the subs in an S&M session. Anyway, when you get that beer, why not buy it from this asshole who got into the organized-crime Bronfman-family-connected beer business.
But I digress.
And I’m going to digress some more. Let’s talk about the 2012 elections to see who will become the next Israeli-Vice President for American Affairs and the next Israeli Vice-Vice President for American Affairs. As you all know, Baruch Obama, who currently is the custodian of the Oval Orifice, hasn’t got a Palestinian child’s chance in an Israeli prison of being re-elected. So who is going to run? Wait, wait, I can hear you all now starting to bitch and moan. “Mantiq, who gives a shit about the 2012 elections, most of us won’t even have jobs by then. Please get back to making fun of the fact that our country has been taken over by a bunch of Zionist Jews who want war with Iran and think Rachel Corrie deserved it. Oh, and we want a stupid cat video too.”
Oh ye of little Iman. When have I ever let you down? Just keep reading, oh, and keep your barf bag handy.
As you all know by now, Sarah Palin, the future wife of Michael Collins Piper, is a leather-corset cinch to get the Republican nomination. There is no question she has the single most important qualification to become the first woman Israeli-Vice President for American Affairs. She has great, big, huge, humongous, gigantic, swelling, full, and bursting out all over support for Israel.
In fact, like the overwhelming majority of members of the US Knesset chambers, Sarah Palin supports war crimes against the Palestinians and openly supports the craziest of the Israeli crazies. She supports the expansion of Jewish – and let’s be clear here she used the word “Jewish” settlements. Not Israeli, not Zionist, she said “Jewish” and of course she is correct to use that word. Anyway, she thinks Jews should and will expand their presence in the West Bank (and the Golan Heights, if she even knows where they are):
“I believe that the Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon, because that population of Israel is, is going to grow. More and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead. And I don’t think that the Obama administration has any right to tell Israel that the Jewish settlements cannot expand.”
I guess if she were in Israel last week, she wouldn’t have had the shit treatment that IVVPFAA Joe “I am a Zionist” Biden got. See, and then the little pwetty wittle US would not have been so insulted and looked like such a cowardly hypocrite in front of the whole world.
She also has big boobs. Here they are, bra-less.
Oops, sorry all you Mantiqiyyans out there who are US citizens. Those are your boobs. Firmly supported, lifted and separated by the AIPAC fiscally-padded bra. Remove it and these two boobs will hang further down than Clarence Thomas.
Anyway, here are Sarah’s, from thumpandwhip.com. I vastly prefer hers.
Now I know some of you will object saying that Palin wants to start a war with Iran. Well, hell, so does everybody else. Picky, picky, picky. Besides, I’m sure them there Shi’ite Moooooooooooooselims would rather be bombed by a bombshell than by a documentation-challenged teleprompter-dependent Rahm-Emmanuel-controlled and accomplishmentless president who won’t even tell us what his grades were at Columbia University, if he even went there at all. Besides, his ears are too big.
Oops, uploaded the wrong picture again. It’s cute though, no? Got it from David Icke’s site.
Anyway, you’ve all seen the Obama pictures. Just another Zionist-controlled pussy.
Okay, okay, here’s Baruch Obama wearing a yid-lid. This nice job is taken from Brother Nathanael Kapner’s “Real Zionist News” website. Please click on the link and give this great brother a donation.
Anyway, Piper’s future bride will get the Republican nod in 2012 she and will probably win all of the erectorial votes. What can we do to stop this?
We have the solution. No, it’s not the solution I promised to give you at the top of this article. I am still digressing. We’ll get to it soon though. Keep reading.
We believe that in order to counter this:
The stupid fat ugly Zionist stooge Democrats (as opposed to the stupid fat ugly Zionist-stooge Republicans) should counter with this:
(Yeah, I know, she’s not constitutionally eligible to become President because she’s not old enough. But being constitutionally-challenged does not seem to be an issue anymore.)
But, never fear. We here at Mantiq al-Tayr have looked into our patented crystal bird-feeder and proudly show below the Democratic nominee for Israeli Vice-President for American Affairs in 2012; for she is the one who knows (as you will soon see) what’s really wrong with this country and what should be done about it. It’s the lovely, sweet, demur, and cuddly hottie from the state that brought you GWB and two endless, stupid, illegal wars that have made the entire world, correctly, think that Americans are the dumbest and meanest assholes on the planet.
Behold your savior:
What’s really great about Deborah Wasserman-Schultz (DWS) is that she is a real Jew, not a fake one like Palin, and she is often touted as a “moderate” on the Middle East. Yes, sirreee, a moderate. So the Dems can put a Jewish female “moderate” in the White House who also has the brains to beat the absolute shit out of Palin in a debate on anything other than make-up. She’s a huge rising star in Congress too, quite powerful in fact, more powerful than most people realize, but first let’s take a look at how “moderate” she is on the Middle East. (Note to Shas Party members, the red highlights are mine.)
At a “J-Street” bash last year, she had this to say:
“I will meet and participate with any organization that supports Israel and supports peace and is working to foster an advanced peace process,” said Wasserman Schultz in an interview. “I want to be able to maximize my ability to advance the interests of Israel, and there are different organizations doing that. AIPAC is one of them, and I’m committed to them. J Street has worthy goals as well. The more advocates for Israel in America, the better.”
Well that’s pretty fucking moderate, wouldn’t you say? I mean, a US congresswoman who is out to “maximize” her ability to advance the interests of a foreign country, and a really shitty country at that, now isn’t that your kind of woman?” Doesn’t it make you hot just thinking about how “moderate” she is?
By the way, DWS actually co-hosted the event at J-Street since it was all about “Jewish American Heritage Month” (JAHM) which DWS “spearheaded” through Congress three years ago. But you know, that son of a bitch George W. Bush never gave her a signed proclamation of JAHM. However, at this event:
“Both Wasserman Schultz and Susskind received actual copies of President Obama’s signed proclamation declaring Jewish American Heritage Month, something the congresswoman noted she didn’t receive from the Bush White House in previous years.”
More proof of Obama’s tough stance on Israel, no doubt.
Here’s just a little more:
“Asked whether her appearance at Wednesday’s event could be seen as having any kind of broader implications, considering J Street differs from AIPAC on a number of Middle East issues, She responded that she has attended AIPAC events in recent months as well, and noted how much she enjoys the diversity of the Jewish community.”
She sure does love Israel. Here’s a nice quote from the book “A Dream of Zion” by Jeffrey K. Salkin.
“I have learned much as a public servant about Israel’s strategic importance to America, but as a Jew, I now realize how important Israel is to our continuity as a people.”
Now that, ladies an gentleman, is 100 percent grade A unadulterated Zionist Bullshit. Jews, we are told, have been around for thousands of years. Israel has not existed for 99.99999 percent of that time. Hell they even survived the holocaust, in case you readers hadn’t heard about that.
Oh, in case you had not heard, DWS also just got back from a trip to Israel. Since she was not a shiksa, she was not humiliated and exposed for being a complete total stupid zionist suck-up asshole goy like Biden was. More on Biden later. He deserved the treatment he got. And we here at Mantiq al-Tayr fully support any crazy Zionist fanatic like Netanyahu or anyone else who treats US politicians with contempt, scorn, arrogance and hatred. They richly deserve it. But I digress.
She went to Israel and took along a few other reps with her. Her goal, as she makes perfectly clear, was to get them to be more supportive of Israel too. When asked why she took the people she took, she replied.
“These were the members that we reached out to. My first pass through on invitations was for members who had not been to Israel. If you’ve not been to Israel as a member of Congress, you can be supportive but it’s hard to have a real sense of the reality on the ground. There is a very stark reality in Israel. Several members had not been to Israel before.”
As I have said before, the problem is not just that the Israeli Lobby (IL) is more powerful than Jesus when it comes to the US Congress, the problem is that Congress is actually part of the Israeli lobby. DWS, like so many others, is actively using her position as a Congress member to lobby for Israel. She’s no moderate folks. She’s a Zionist first, second and third. And she’s getting to be pretty powerful. Very powerful.
She was elected to Congress for the first time in 2004 in a heavily Jewish district in Florida. DWS is a great fund raiser and had a huge war chest for that election, about 1.2 million bucks. (Her opponent, a conservative Christian, had 30 thousand dollars and still got 30 per cent of the vote) She had so much money she contributed “One Hundred Thousand Dollars” to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) which is the outfit that Rahm Emmanuel used to Chair and which he used to finance pro Iraq war democratic candidates.
And surprise, surprise, a couple of years after her “gifting” “One Hundred Thousand Dollars” to the DCCC, Rahm Emmanuel, former ballet dancer and Israeli military volunteer and son of a terrorist and who is named after a terrorist, made her an important part of the DCCC. He made her a co-chair of the “Red to Blue” program in February 2006. . (Israel’s flag has that nice beautiful blue star, doesn’t it?) Today she one of three DCCC vice-chairmen.
“The Forward has named Wasserman Schultz a “Forward Fifty,” the fifty most influential members of the Jewish community, for two consecutive years. She is a strong supporter of Israel and an active member of the National Jewish Democratic Council. She currently serves on the Appropriations Committee, Judiciary Committee and Democratic Steering and Policy Committee.
By the way, guess which part of the Judiciary committee she serves on? Oh yes, it is the Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism, and Homeland Security.
Of course, her role on the Appropriations Committee is no less important – for Israel. On her very own website she openly acknowledges that she is using her position on that committee specifically to aid a foreign nation- at your expense, I might add.
“As one of our closest allies, Israel is the beneficiary of substantial U.S. aid. These funds are critical to ensuring Israel’s qualitative advantage over security threats. As a member of the House Committee on Appropriations, I am privileged to have the opportunity to make sure Israel has the resources it needs to defend its citizens.”
Needless to say, DWS is “beloved” by the Washington press corps and is very close to Nancy Pelosi
Did I mention that she is also Chief Deputy Majority Whip in the House? Nancy put her there.
She has her own PAC, is a Vice-President of the Democratic National Committee and some believe she will become Speaker of the House.
That’s shooting too low. You heard it here first. Your first female President is coming folks.
2. Now, back to JEWNYPT’s solution to all of the problems this country is facing. We all know the country is about to go tits up and that basically it is a matter of time. Fortunately, JEWNYPT has it all figured out for us. In a brilliant front-page article about two weeks ago, JEWNYPT reporter Muhammad Abd-al-Rahman, haha, just kidding, JEWNYPT reporter Jason Horowitz, proclaims to us that the problem is that IVPFAA Obama does not do everything single thing that Rahm Emanuel tells him to. If he did, then things would be so much better.
Horowitz does the usual media thing of quoting people who don’t buy this notion, but the focus is all about how great it would be if Rahm just had the final say on everything. In fact, some of the criticism of Rahm that Horowitz cites is to the effect that Rahm is just not being enough of an asshole.
And to the surprise of none of the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr, representatives from the Cardin State (note to Shas party members, in Mantiqiyyan, the Cardin State is Maryland) just love Rahm. Chris Van Hollen (Likud, Maryland), who just happens to be the guy that took Rahm’s place as the Chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and Whore House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer (Likud, Maryland) just can’t praise Rahm enough.
One nice little quote in the piece makes it look like Rahm tells Biden what to do. Yes, this is a digression, but it’s a revealing quote.
“Emanuel has maneuvered where possible. He has dispatched Vice President Biden to appear at 25 fundraisers and rallies to assist the “frontline members” of the House, those most in danger of being bounced out of office.”
But the single most interesting part of the article is very near the beginning, where the following quote appears uttered by a Rahm Emanuel loyalist of some note.
Listening to Emanuel would serve “all our overall goals,” . . .”I think that Rahm’s considerable legislative experience translates into advice that the president should heed.”
Who said this? Scroll down and take a look.
3. I have to comment on IVVPFAA Joe “I am a Zionist” Biden’s trip to the US capital in Jerusalem for his marching orders. Now there’s been lots of great commentary on this trip. Brother Nathanael’s is most, most interesting and worth reading.
But we have a completely different take on this here at Mantiq al-Tayr. To put it better, we want to explore this trip from a somewhat different perspective. I want to start by saying that I fully support the actions of the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and of Israeli Minister Eli Yishai in their efforts to humiliate their underlings Joe Biden and George “I am not Lebanese” Mitchell [Mitchell’s mother was born and raised in Lebanon. His father was Irish, but was raised by a Lebanese family since he was an orphan]. Those two cretins, and all the rest of the Israel ass-kissers, richly deserve to be bullied, humiliated and made to look like the stupid Zionist tools they are. All of these so-called “American” politicians who compete like starving piranhas to see who can stick their heads the furthest and fastest up Israeli’s ass, should expect to be disrespected by their masters.
American politicians need to wake up. No matter how much you kiss Israel’s ass, it will never be enough. You will, just like a 90 pound weakling is treated by the school bully, constantly be subjugated to more and more demands, no matter even if you decide to swallow after at first just spitting. It’s time for you to tell the Israelis and their loyalists here in the US, people like Rahm Emanuel and Deborah Wasserman-Schultz, to go fuck themselves and then you have to get back to the business of actually serving the needs of the American people.
Freeman, a frequent commenter on this site, has a most interesting post on his own website on Biden’s trip to Israel that illustrates exactly what I am saying.
Biden, groveling before the world at the Yad Vashem Holocaust Museum, actually insults a poet of his own Irish heritage, whom he actually misquotes too, in order to suck up to Israel. If you are willing make your own heritage subservient to that of another people, then you have no respect for yourself, your people, your heritage, nothing. And you deserve to be treated like a dog by the people to whom you are submitting yourself because they will have absolutely no respect for you and your kind. Why should they?
Any non-Jew who goes as out of his way to be Israel’s bitch is laughed at behind closed, and sometimes open, doors in Israel. Time to wake up you “American” politicians. Your constituents are starting to catch on.
4. Okay folks, it’s video time. Today you will have two videos (yes, the second one features a beautiful woman) of two people who do not sell out their heritage and kiss up to their masters. Both are playing the same song, the Padraig Pearse version of the Irish patriot song: Oró Sé do Bheatha ‘Bhaile. The first video is by Dublin born Ken O’Malley and he does a nice quick job in the video below of stating what the song is about before he sings it. His intro is as much worth listening to as the song itself. And unlike Joe Biden, he sounds like a man.
The second video is by the incomparable Mary Black, one of the great Irish singers. I love her rendering of this song.
Beneath the two videos I have placed an English translation of the lyrics.
- Oh-ro You’re welcome home,
- Oh-ro You’re welcome home,
- Oh-ro You’re welcome home…
- Now that summer’s coming!
- Welcome oh woman who was so afflicted,
- It was our ruin that you were in bondage,
- Our fine land in the possession of thieves…
- And you sold to the foreigners!
- Gráinne O’Malley is coming over the sea,
- Armed warriors along with her as her guard,
- They are Irishmen, not foreigners nor Spanish…
- And they will rout the foreigners!
- May it please the King of Miracles that we might see,
- Although we may live for a week once after,
- Gráinne Mhaol and a thousand warriors…
- Dispersing the foreigners!