1. Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPAA), Barack Hussein Obama, really socked it to the Zionist Lobby (ZL) this past week when he only invited 550 people to a Hanukkah party to be held at the White House on December 16. We here at Mantiq al-Tayr are so proud of this display of strength by Obama, Rahm Israel Emmanuel and David Axelrod, that we had to share this information with the entire parrotriat community.
It’s the hottest ticket in town and the entire tribe wants to go. But Obama, who is continuing the tradition of Hanukkah parties at the White House started by George W. Bush (this is called “change” in Hebrew), and who is making the White House Kitchen kosher for this special event just like George W. Bush started doing in 2005 (for you dumb asses out there in the Shas party – this is called “change” in Hebrew), has slapped the Jews in the face by inviting more people than Bush did on average, despite the bitching and moaning (by Islamofascists of course) to the contrary:
Administration officials also noted that White House records showed that Mr. Bush never had more than 584 guests at his Hanukkah parties. Most years there were fewer than 500, they said.
Even the Rabbi in charge of making the kitchen of the White House Kosher for this sacred event, Levi Shemtov,says that the numbers thing is all bullshit.
“This is all one big overblown latke,” the rabbi said.
He’s the head of the American Friends of Lubavitch. How sweet.
Here’s Rabbi Levi Shemtov (also seen above in the picture with Rahm Israel Emmanuel)
Furthermore, the White House is adamant that it definitely sucks Israeli schmuck as much as it ever has [as usual, the red highlights are mine]:
“Hanukkah is a wonderful holiday to celebrate, but that’s not the whole ballgame, by any means, in terms of outreach to the Jewish community,” said Susan Sher, one of the president’s two liaisons to Jewish groups.
Ms. Sher noted that Mr. Obama held the first White House seder, invited the leaders of more than a dozen Jewish organizations for a wide-ranging discussion at the White House in July, held a conference call with 900 rabbis in August and videotaped a message to Jews for the High Holy Days in the fall.
At least this yarmulke does not make the Israeli VP look fat:
- Who is the guy behind the Israeli VP?
Oh, and one other thing, because of the fact that Obama did not mention Hanuakkah by name on his invitations to the rich Islamofascist elites he is inviting to the Hanukkah party, he issued a very nice Eid-al-Hanukkah message in the official language of the State Department as a make-up call:
2. So, the party is taking place as I write these lines. Hope you enjoy paying for it. Feel free to keep sitting around like a big fat football fanatic feline while they laugh all the way to the derivatives.
3. Merry Fucking Christmas