The Mooselims are Coming, the Mooselims are Coming!

1. These United States are engaged in illegal wars in two Muslim lands at the behest of Israel, completely support Israel in its continued genocide against the Palestinian people, and may well be getting set up for yet another war against yet another Muslim people who have done nothing to us. And we here at Mantiq al-Tayr are here to announce to you know that the punishment of the almighty Zeus is about to come down hard upon these United States for these crimes.  The news of that punishment is coming from the Cassandra of the Constitution, the Nostradumass of the New World, the wicked bitch of the West, the one, the only, the founder of Atlas Shrugs, the great protector of all things Zionist, Pamela Geller. Here she is and boy does she have a message for you.

This is why Atlas has become a homosexual

This is why Atlas has become a homosexual

That message is that Islam is taking over these United States and soon you will all be forced to follow the Shari’ah.

Actually, that would be pretty f’ing funny if you asked me, after all we have done to the Muslims the past 60 years or so, but I digress.

Anyway, here’s what you can do to prevent your teenage daughters from not getting pregnant and from learning how to dress in any fashion other than that of crack whores in Washington, D.C.

Goys and girls, you must join  “Stop Islamization of America” (SIOA) and you can go to their rally that they are having on September 25, in our nation’s capital. Wait, before you buy a plane ticket to attend this event in Jerusalem, please remember that our official capital is still Washington, D.C. which is where SIOA is holding its rally to save you from having to learn Arabic. (Congress each year tries to pass a resolution to move the capital of these United States to Jerusalem, but Usama bin Laden’s influence peddling in the US Congress has prevented the resolution from gaining a majority. Those damn Moooselims.)

Anyway, SIOA has arisen and warns you “about the threat that Islamic doctrine and those who support it present to our freedoms, and the future of our democracy and country.” For soon the Mooooselims will take over all of these United States completely without firing a shot. (They being right smart Moooooselims after all).  SIOA just loves the film called “The Third Jihad”  which “warns that radical Islam is working on a non-violent, cultural takeover of the United States.”

Yes indeed, right before your eyes, cute little Johnny:

Johnny Before Shari'ah (BS)

Johnny Before Shari’ah (BS)

Will be turned into thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss!: (Warning: scroll down slowly.)

Johnny After Shari'ah (AS) coming home from a hard day at the Jihad

Johnny After Shari’ah (AS) coming home from a hard day at the Jihad

2. Yes, indeed those Mooooooselims are just getting control over everything. My favorite Moooooooselim is this one:

Ben Shalom Bernanke - Chief Radical Moooooselim of the Obama Administration

Ben Shalom Bernanke – Chief Radical Moooooselim of the Obama Administration

I wonder how many of these 12 Federal Reserve Presidents are Mooooooooselims? I bet a bunch of them are even Islamofacsists.  Oh, wait, here’s the answer. This article roots out all the radical Mooooooooooselim influence that permeates the Obama administration.  Holy f’ing cow!

Oh My Allah! Even the cow's will be Mooooselims!

Oh My Allah! Even the cows will be Mooooselims!

Anyway, let’s get back to SIOA, the 25th of September and the lovely Pam Geller.

So, the SIOA announced it is having this big rally on the 25th of September in Washington D.C. which just happens to be the same day that a Muslim group is having a special day of prayer there. This way they help ruin the Muslims’ day and act like the absolute bigoted Israel-worshipping traitors that they are.

The SIOA website calls for ‘every protest of this takiya-jihad-dawa event… [to] include some component of donkey, dog, and women.’

Pretty classy, eh? Could you imagine if on say Roshwhoreshanna  a group of insane Muslims were to have a protest and encourage people to bring pigs into Jewish prayer services just what the outcry would be. But I digress.

The original speakers at the event were to be Pam Geller, Robert (Fuck Islam) Spencer, Nonie Darwish and Christine Brim. Yes, Pam Geller was going to be right there. But I just had to cancel my plane ticket because, for reasons that remain as vague as what the hell happened to those trillions of dollars Obama gave to Shari’ah-controlled Wall Street, the original speakers don’t seem to be able to make it.

However, SIOA is going to make this up to you by having Rebecca Bynum speak. She’s  formerly of Jihad WatchDaniel Pipes’ own personal hate organization. Now she runs the very deceptively titled “New English Review” which has lots of pure unadulterated Zionist bullshit. Rebecca, showing just the kind of person you would have to be to work for Jihad Watch, has this to say about bringing donkeys and dogs to disrupt a Muslim prayer service. Red highlights are  mine.

“Because the Arutz Sheva article picked up on some of SIOA’s creative brainstorming posts to use humor and a bit of theatrics involving the things that are thought to disrupt prayer for Muslims – dogs, donkeys and women – some are already calling this loving group of people “extreme.” “

ya think?

3. Now before you all go crawling underneath your beds cowering from the prospect that B.S. Bernanke is leading the charge to make you all become Moooooooooooselims against your will, there actually might be some good things about having Shari’ah become the law of the land.

1. It will put lots of lawyers out of business.

2. It will bring an end to the Federal Reserve System since loaning money at interest was banned by Muhammad  who was himself a very good and honest businessman.

3. Prayer will be brought back into the schools.

4. Most of the time Ramadan will take place during the school year. That means for one entire month kids in high school and lots of middle school kids won’t be eating shitty junk food all day. Also, Republicans should love it because it means that the government won’t have to provide meals to poor children for a whole month.

5. We won’t have to fight wars for Israel anymore.

6. AIPAC would have to register as an operational intelligence service for a foreign government. They would then all be arrested and executed for treason.

7. The rest of the world won’t hate our guts because of all the wars we are fighting for Israel.

8. The hummus in the grocery stores will probably be made by Arabs instead of by Israelis masquerading as Arabs. (al-Jazeera Arabic had a nice documentary that I saw yesterday which has a short section during which a Palestinian woman talks about Israeli efforts to pretend that beautiful hand-made Palestinian dresses are actually Israeli. She notes that they come and steal Palestinian land and even their food and their clothing.)

9. The chances of a woman being elected president will greatly increase. We might rise up to the level of the peoples of Bangladesh, Pakistan, Turkey and Indonesia – all Muslim countries and all of which have at some point elected – yes elected – a woman a head of state. Bangladesh did it twice. (Hey Hillary, you can be a carpet bagger in Bangladesh just like you were New York. Convert to Islam and move there and maybe you’ll become a head of state after all. )

10. Perhaps, best of all, the Kosher Nostra will come to an end. By this I mean that those kosher symbols that companies have to pay for (and hence you have to pay for) that are on damn near anything in your grocery store (I wonder if there is one on US currency too?), will be replaced by the Sacred Islamic Halal Marker (The SIHM) Actually, the SIHM comes in two forms. One is less expensive than the other, so if you are just starting out with your hummus company you can buy the cheaper one. Imagine this being on all your food instead of those stupid looking K’s and U’s that are there now:

The Sacred Islamic Halal Marker Coming to a Grocery Store Near You

The Sacred Islamic Halal Marker Coming to a Grocery Store Near You

There’s a more expensive halal marker too. It is for those people, good Mooooooooooooselims all, who want to piss off Christian Zionists such as the creepy Martin Mawyer who is also speaking at SIOA’s hate rally on the 25th of September. It costs more, but you get what you pay for.

The Sacred Islamic Halal Marker for Zionist Christians (SIHMZC)

The Sacred Islamic Halal Marker for Zionist Christians (SIHMZC)

Yup. You’ll all be as happy as a pig in a poke.

Shlomo the pig. He'll be at the SIOA hate rally too.

Shlomo the pig. He’ll be at the SIOA hate rally too.

45 responses to “The Mooselims are Coming, the Mooselims are Coming!

  1. That first picture is the scariest part. *shudder*

  2. On a serious note, the reason for wars against Muslim countries is to weaken them to such an extent that they will not be able to lift a finger in anger when Islamic places of worship are obliterated in the Holy Land. Christian heritage will be demolished too but then they Zionists know that if Christians do object, they will simply be labelled holocaust deniers and anti-semites which will prompt their “Christian” governments will silence or punish them!

  3. Timothy Morgan

    My God, what a complete assclown you are.

  4. Cor Blimey!! Mate!!

    This stinking take tells a truer tale then all the blood-thirsty scribes on Wall Street, Paper Street; Media Street; TV & whopping Internet Streets; ofcourse not leaving out the whore-street journals and tme prolofiuc media tarts who prostitute themselves over and over to get a front seat on the box and make themselves look as if they are the goons of our time frothing at their mouths and making up stories as they go about chaos, islamic insurgents; attacks on the formidable USA etc etc; all for the jewish cause they say : “by way of deception we shall win”

    regards

  5. For at least 60 years there have been denials of the “Holocast’ well folks rest easy it did occur, however what most people don’t know or realise is that was only a trial run,, The Main Event has yet to Happen

  6. Seems “prolofiuc media” sums up this site, and the associated rant. Let’s make light of it all since mommy and daddy are paying for our party days at school while we dance in our designer duds and make total asses of ourselves. We can do that in amerika. We can do anything, anywhere. We can afford it! Piss off, all you pawns. Pay me and I’ll poop in your powder.

  7. Now that was funny
    Great article…

    Your next should be the Bagel Nazis are coming

  8. Seriously, the author of this post needs to grow up a little. Perhaps he can start by going back to school and learning how to spell and learning how to write!

  9. Mantiq,

    Jesus once said to HIs followers “I will not leave you orphans”. Clearly he made good on His promise with individuals such as yourself. Wisdom and wit as powerful as a B12 shot. The sad thing is that these people organizing this event will be wildly successful–there will no doubt be millions of idiotic Christian Zionist types, awar e of the fact that their country has gone down the sewer morally, economicall, politically and whatnot, but who will see the Moooslims behind this instead of who truly is responsible, meaning the Jews.

    Thank you once again for a great post as always.

    mg

  10. the only reason the zionists are trying hard to make you think muslims have a lot of influence in DC (district of criminals) is when things get really really bad, even worse than they are now…they can blame it on muslims and save themselves from any blame, but the truth cannot be hidden anymore cuz it is obvious who walk the halls of congress and who work in the federal reserve, its just a last ditch effort to remain safe from the wrath this is coming their way from an awakened public…

  11. Pretty good. Enjoyed this. You should be pleased with the hate messages too. You know you’re over the target when they turn up.

  12. Oh I see Ian Shore is busy making noises for his cause. Lacking anything remotely positive to say about his dirty little land of IsRaHell, he is doing the same thing I saw him do on other articles highlighted today by Rense, and just be offensive. The last time he was busy trying to deflect a report of the rape of a minor Palsetinian girl in an Israeli gulag, by referring to “Islamists” who cut people’s heads off. Lovely people these Zionists aren’t they? The shit stain couldn;t even express any feeling of outrage or sadness that the child was raped, oh no, he just wanted to point out how since some Muslim extremist may have cut some invading war criminal’s head off, the rape of a Muslim child was of no consequence evidently.

    Ian Shore is a Zionist. Zionists are land stealing, myth ranting, primitives who have in lieu of their preferred habit of cannibalism, chosen to invent a new form for proift, called HUMAN ORGAN THEFT.

    Zionists are demons.

  13. This is a very poignant post. It’s nearly impossible to extract American troops from Iraq and Afghanistan at the moment, because it would mean a diplomatic defeat.

  14. Your article is intresting and yet funny. If people like you who are educated and yet possess wisdom and knowledge to read/explain between the lines can enrich AMERICA TRULY and for that I call PATRIOTS.

  15. I agree, you are a complete ASSCLOWN!

  16. Well, keep your primitive anachronistic ‘Mooselim’ ideology if you want – that’s your business but it’s clear you don’t deal with the issue of virulent Islamism even-handedly . I’m sure if you even mentioned them you’d try to whitewash their activities .

    Suggest you take a fact-finding visit to Muslim ghettoes in European cities such as Rotterdam, Malmo, Paris and Manchester before you shoot off your ignorance in public forums in defense an insidious totalitarian politico-religious mind f &%$

  17. If a Jew accuses a Muslim of doing something, you can pretty much be guaranteed that it is what Jews themselves are doing.

    Human shields. Jews.

    Taking over America. Jews.

    Imposing their views on everyone else. Jews.

    Hating Christianity. Jews.

    Terrorists. Jews.

    Oh goodness, I could go for days, but a complete list would require its own blog.

    Great writing Mantiq!

  18. White Satanic Dis-Order!!!!

  19. ARE zionism & christanity VIRULENT?

  20. Please stay on topic AND STOP BASHING spelling /grammar errors…Contribute to the topic or STAY OUT.!

  21. Thank you for the great article!

  22. As an American Muslim convert of 30 years, I’d like to say thanks for the laugh. (I especially enjoyed the part about the lunch program.)

  23. So, I like your over-the-top sense of humor, but the sad fact is, that the “Big 3” religions, all claim the same Patriarch, & all claim the same bit of desert as “Holy”.Perhaps y’all need to peruse history,& drop the B.S. about “God” sponsoring any of your insane behaviour.As a race, we are not going to survive if you don’t-

  24. Yes, they’ve already taken over the Federal Reserve, control much of the Treasury Dept and State and most of the large financial firms on Wall Street.

    And would you just look at all those Islamofascists that control over 90% of the MSM? Shudder. Add in all those PAC’s like AIPAC–American-Islamic Public Action Committee– that have a chokehold on Congress and you’ll get the idea of who’s really in charge.

    Why, just take a look at Obama’s cabinet, chock full of Muslims, like his Chief of Staff. And those pistol-packing New Jersey Imans they caught red-handed harvesting organs from the unwilling and unsuspecting.

    All of those Muslim media outlets like the ADL that scream ‘anti-Semitism’ anytime a Tribe member stubs his toe.

    Yes, it’s obvious we’re just about surrounded by Islamofascists.

    Now it’s time for America to bomb Iran to keep the ‘Caliphate of Israel’ happy.

  25. YAHIA ALI MOHAMED

    IF YOU HAVE AN MIND… GO WITH YOURSELF …AND READ THE QURAN …YOU WILL HAVE THE POSITIVE POWER INSIDE YOUR BOADY …AND YOU WILL FIND EVERY THING WRITEN ….YOU WILL KNOW …THE HIGHER PLACE FOR WOMEN …I AM MOSLIM WITH MY MIND …AMD I READ ALL THE BOTH BIBLE AND TWRAH …AND ISLAM LEARN ME HOW TO RESPECT ALL JEWS AND CHRISTIANS

  26. YAHIA ALI MOHAMED

    الاسلام ينتشر فى ارجاء المعمورة لانة دين السلام والمحبة

  27. When I first picked up the Qur’an I was looking for the mistakes.

  28. yahia ali mohamed

    dear linda ….if you read the holy Quran …and you find an mistake ..this mistake inside you …come to see …how i treat my wife and my daugter ….also my son …my son in engineering institute and my daugter in science collage …i must be with them in all theire life …same my father with us in all our life …without any differance …..believe me if you know the women rights in islam …you cant see these in any other religion

  29. I didn’t complete the thought. When I first picked up the Qur’an, over 30 years ago, I was looking for the mistakes. And I didn’t find any. I became a Muslim on 30 Ramadan 1400.

  30. I mean the 19th of Ramadan, not the 30th. I was thinking about 30 years.

  31. The fact that the judeo-assclowns and bigots hate the Muslims so much and are doing their utmost to demonize them says something very positive about the Muslims. I hope as the more that the judeo-assclowns and their jewish sychophants spew their hatred, the more naive Americans see where the hate is eminating from.

    May there never be Judeo-Muslims as there are Judeo-Christians.

  32. YAHIA ALI MOHAMED

    DEAR LINDA …I AM EGYPTIAN AND YOU KNOW ALL THE PROPHETS CAME AND LIVE IN EGYPT …THE INCIENT EGYPTIANS WITH MANY GODS …AND YOU SEE THE 90% FROM THE EGYPTIANS ARE MOSLIMS ….THE EGYPTIANS IN ALL THE HISTORY KNOW 100 OF RELIGIONS AND MORE OF GODS AND THEY ALL CHOSE WITH THE MIND ONLY ISLAM ….ISLAM IS THE BEST FOR YOUR MIND AND CAN GIVE YOU AN CORRECT ANSWER TO ANY QUESTION FOR ANY THING …THANKS LINDA

  33. Rick,

    I have often commented that Muslims never refer to their religion as Judeo-Islam. For that matter they don’t say “Christo-Islam” either. Yet they revere the prophets of the bible far more many Jews and Christians. And I think those facts do tell people something. Good to see you note this here.

  34. kosher swineberg

    you’re all antisemites!!! love the post. keep up the good work Mantiq 🙂

  35. yahia ali mohamed

    islam is only the positve power for you …if you are christian that is also positve power or you are jew also an posive power …but your power can be complete with islam

  36. YAHIA ALI MOHAMED

    I AM THE MUSLIM AND NOT YOU AND I TELL WHAT IN MY HOLLY BOOK WHICH WRIGHTEN IN ARABIC …AND THIS IS MY LANGUAGE ….HOW I CAN ANTISEMITES ….AND IF YOU KNOW THE HISTORY …I AM EGYPTIAN AND WHO ARE THE EGYPTIANS …THEY ARE THE SONS OF MISRIEM …THE SON OF KABT ..THE SON OF HAM THE BROTHER OF SAM …SO I AM AN UNCLE TO ALL JEWS …AS EGYPTIANS …AND THE JEWS AN D ARBAB ARE COUSIN ….I LOVE JEWS BECAUSE I AM EGYPTIAN …AND I LOVE JESUS ALSO BECAUSE I AM MOSLIM AND SECOND BECAUSE I AM EGYPTIAN ….

  37. Arabs are Semites, and while I’m not Arab, some of my friends are. This is one of the most misunderstood terms in the English language.

  38. YAHIA ALI MOHAMED

    YES LINDA ….YOU KNOW THIS FACTS ABOUT ARAB …THEY ARE …SAME JEWS FROM IBRAM TE FATER OF ALL PROPHTS AND IBRAM IS FROM TE GENERATION OF SAM THE SON OF NOOH …AND ALSO HAAM TE SON OF NOOH IS THE FATHER OF THE EGYPTIANS ….

  39. You writers are brilliant!!! Again, another well-written article that hits home….and about every other anti-American prick out there. Thanks.

  40. Susan,

    Your intuition is amazing. This blogger who cleaely devotes at least four hours to every post is clearly anti-American.

    OK, I that is not how I really feel. However, I am honestly concerned for your well-being.

    I am having a hard time understanding why you have resorted to name calling?

    Based on your comment, I read through many of this blogger’s posts.

    It strikes me that this blogger’s intentions are to highlight issues that they feel are important to the long-term best interests of the United States.

    While you may disagree with the author’s point of view, it is hard to argue that they are not Pro-American.

    In fact, I would argue that they are strongly pro-American.

    I am a psychologist with 30 years of providing counsel to people in Alabama.

    I have to admit that I find your use of the tern “prick” concerning.

    I am genuimely concerned that you have deep self-esteen issues.

    I hope that your insecurities are not a driving force in your life. Please let me know if I can help.

    In fact, I feel like your comment is a way of reaching out and asking for help.

    I am concerned that you have issues with your sexuality as well as your self-image,

    Please do not hurt yourself.

    Please find someone you are comfortable with and get the help I am afraid you need.

  41. Those who want justice for the Palestinian people and the removal of amerikan imperial forces from the mid east ARE ALWAYS called anti-american. I guess since i want these things also..I AM MUST BE ANTI AMERICAN…SO BE IT! mj ssg usa ret

  42. Dear Mike,

    Thank you for posting. I am proud to have people like you post to this site.
    Thank for your service to our country.

    MT

  43. nader paul kucinich gravel

    “Oh My Allah! Even the cows will be Mooooselims!”

    We love it!
    Give us more please ~

  44. Taylor // September 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm :

    “Suggest you take a fact-finding visit to Muslim ghettoes in European cities such as Rotterdam, Malmo, Paris and Manchester before you shoot off your ignorance in public forums in defense an insidious totalitarian politico-religious mind f &%$”

    Y’know, I just had a very interesting talk with a shop owner, a couple of blocks down the street from me, today. I go to his shop because he happens to sell the best avocados and potatoes and eggplant, sometimes tomatoes, too, in all of Paris, but also because he’s a kind, talkative fellow, Algerian. And he likes to talk with me.

    Having grown up in the US, I didn’t know jack about Africa, much less North Africa or Algeria, when I arrived here. It’s been thanks to some wise and friendly North Africans, like him, that I’ve become a soupçon less stupid.

    Today we had a long discussion about Algerian president Houari Boumediène, who took over a bit forcefully, it must be said, from Ben Balla, in 1965, and was president of the country until he died, suddenly, in 1978, put out of his misery by a nation that’s never been wild about outspoken proponents of panarabism. He did some great things for Algeria …

    But wait, where do you get this: “insidious totalitarian politico-religious mind f &%$”? Wow, that’s strong language. It certainly doesn’t apply to my grocer or to any other of friend who happen to be Muslim.

    Have you been marked by a bad personal experience in Europe or the US?

  45. yahia ali mohamed

    all the world affraid from the date december 21 2012 …go to see in youtube december 21 2012 ..all but ther is no one moslim affraid ..we have our quran and he safe us and our islam tell any muslim every thin about the universal …