Some Arabic Humor

1. Okay folks, there’s a whole lot of awful stuff going on in the world today as readers of Mantiq al-Tayr are well aware. Therefore we have decided you need some jokes, puns really, about Islamic jurisprudence to brighten your day.

So here goes. They answers are below in the first comment to this post.

Preamble: The word for “jurisprudence” in Islam is “Fiqh.” One who engages in Fiqh is called a Faqih. The plural of Faqih in Arabic is Fuqaha’.

Ready?

1. What is the name of the most famous university that teaches Islamic jurisprudence?

2. What is a bad Islamic lawyer called?

3. When an Islamic lawyer makes a mistake, what is that called?

4. When an Islamic lawyer is pissed off at you, what does he tell you to do?

5. If you have a bunch of fuqaha’ who like to tell jokes, what are they called?

4 responses to “Some Arabic Humor

  1. 1. What is the name of the most famous university that teaches Islam jurisprudence?

    Fiqh U.

    2. What is a bad Islamic lawyer called?

    A fiqh head

    3. When an Islamic lawyer makes a mistake, what is that called?

    A fiqh up

    4. When an Islamic lawyer is pissed off at you, what does he tell you to do?

    fiqh off

    5. If you have a bunch of fuqaha’ who like to tell jokes, what are they called?

    Fuqahahaha

  2. “What the FIGH?”

  3. YAHIA ALI MOHAMED

    …الاسلام بخير والحمح للة…الى كل مسلم …كل سنة وانتم طيبين