1. Many readers of Mantiq al-Tayr are well-informed concerning the vile-criminal nature of our nation’s ruling elite especially the machinations of the traitors on the public payroll in the US Knesset. In the spirit of public service, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr are taking a break from our current tour of several of these United States to give you a sort of bird’s eye view of someone who will no doubt be a Knesset member soon and will be off on junkets to Israel with the likes of Eric Cantor and the absolutely disgraceful Steny Hoyer.
Here is a nice photo of your future feature creature:
Such a nice looking boy. Hope he finds a nice girl to marry.
Oh, he did. But let’s hold off for a second and we’ll get back to his wedding plans.
Jon S. Cardin is a Maryland State Senator who has been “serving” the hardworking and highly overtaxed citizens of Maryland since 2002 when he finally stopped piling up one useless college degree after another, with in-between jobs with the Baltimore Jewish Council and the Project Judaica Foundation, and decided he needed to get on the public dole. I mean what’s a poor Jewish boy to do who has an MA in “policy sciences” from the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, and another MA in Judaic Studies from Baltimore Hebrew University and a law degree from the University of Maryland? I mean, he did clerk for a while, but since his uncle was, back in 2002, a senior member of the US House of Representatives [today he is a US Senator and a supporter of the mass murder of Palestinians – hold on we’ll get to it], little Jonny decided he should get involved in politics and now is the proud holder of an office in the state capital of Annapolis. I’m sure it didn’t hurt that Jon’s grandfather and his uncle’s father was the oldest person in the Maryland State legislature at the time. Yes, Maryland politics often has that smell of a family affair.
Anyway, when Jonny won the election to the Maryland State House his Palestinian hating US Knesset member uncle, Benjamin Cardin, Likud, Maryland, proudly announced “the next generation’s taking over”. You can read about it here. And no doubt, just like uncle Ben, Jonny is going to move up from Annapolis to service in one of the two legislatures that make up the US Knesset.
Anyway, Jonny is about to turn forty and he was without a woman. Can’t imagine why, but I digress. I also almost forgot to point out that he supports in-state tuition fees for illegal immigrants. But back to the important thing, his wedding plans.
Well, it turns out that instead of just proposing to the poor woman he used his political influence to involve Baltimore city police department marine and helicopter officers to help him propose. Kind of cool – and maybe a harbinger of the future – using the police to force citizens to do what their legislators want.
Being poor and with no rich friends, Jonny managed to get his girlfriend, Megan Homer, onto the boat of a friend that was sailing in Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. Then the police officers boarded the boat with the helicopter flying overhead and involved in the operation and searched the boat pretending to look for contraband. In fact, they even claimed they found some and began to act like they were going to arrest the woman and they went for the handcuffs. “They ordered the soon-to-be fiancee to turn around as if they were about to handcuff her, according the report, and then she saw Cardin “on bended knee” and holding the ring that had been in the box.”
Megan then bitch-slapped him in the face shouting “how dare you waste public resources to get me to marry you, you slimy bastard.” Just kidding. But wouldn’t that have been cool?
It also would have been cool if the Baltimore City police officers involved in the prank had found some real contraband and had to arrest Megan and Jonny. Man, that would have been great, but I digress. Let’s get back to Megan. What was her reaction?
She accepted the proposal.
Here is your potential future first-lady with her charming future US Knesset member and possibly future US president.
2. Uncle Ben is on the advisory board of The Israel Project [TIP], a sleazy and elite K Street PR agency that is part of the Israeli Lobby That Does Not Exist (the ILTDNE) whose main goal is to con Americans into thinking that Israel is just the greatest thing since, well, Israel. Below is a nice snippet about this outfit – one of whose main employees, btw, works for the ADL. The original text comes from the Electronic Intifada site where you can get the entire document, though I’m quoting here from the Neocon Europe webpage. It is about the Wexner Document produced by TIP and another Zionist outfit. As usual, red highlights are mine.
“The document, entitled “Wexner Analysis: Israeli Communication Priorities 2003,” counsels pro-Israel advocates to keep invoking the name of Saddam Hussein, and to stress that Israel “was always behind American efforts to rid the world of this ruthless dictator and liberate their people.” Despite his solid support for Israel and Ariel Sharon, the document warns pro-Israel advocates not to compliment or praise President Bush. At the same time it acknowledges that Yasser Arafat has been a great asset to Israel because “he looks the part” of a “terrorist.” The installation of Mahmoud Abbas as Palestinian prime minister, and potential replacement for Arafat, comes “at the wrong time,” because he has the potential to improve the image of the Palestinians, and that could put the onus on Israel to return to negotiations. The document advises supporters of Israel to appear to affect a “balanced” tone, but admits that in arguing for Israel’s policies, the illegal “settlements are our Achilles heel,” for which there is no good defense.
Anyway, Uncle Ben is on the advisory board of the outfit that produced the above text. You know, maybe little Jonny’s helicopter idea was not a fluke at all. It turns out that TIP has another great program and maybe it was TIP that gave him the idea. TIP’s program is called the Intellicopter (I am not making this up):
“Through its Jerusalem office, TIP operates “Intellicopter” tours—two-and a-half-hour guided helicopter tours with expert guides that give reporters a bird’s-eye view of the situation on the ground. The TIP “Intellicopter” educates journalists about security threats and opportunities for peace. Hundreds of journalists from more than 140 media outlets have taken the “Intellicopter” tour, including top journalists from the United States, England, France,Germany, Russia, Italy, Latin, America, Australia and Asia. Millions of people around the world have seen footage shot from these strategic aerial views—views which show Israel’s tiny size and enormous security challenges.“
Sorry for that digression. Back to Uncle Ben. Here is a list of the other members of TIP’s advisory board. I’m putting the list right here as a service to USS Liberty Survivor Gary Brummit’s efforts to compile his lists of heroes and traitors. I’ll leave it up to Mr. Brummit’s judgment as to which list he’ll put these names on.
By the way, you can usually hear Mr. Brummit on RBN radio on the Internet every Saturday morning at 10:00 am Central Time. He is now a sort of third co-host of the Liberty Hour along with Mark Glenn and fellow USS Liberty survivor Phil Tourney. For just $1.33 a month you can also download all of their past shows. They’ve had some great ones and they hereby receive the Mantiq al-Tayr Seal of Approval and will get free copies of the Tafsiranator. But I digress.
Note that at least two of the TIP advisory board members have been featured before here at Mantiq al-Tayr. One is Steven [I used to be Michael Collins Piper’s roommate) Israel and the other is Eliot Engel. Anyway, here’s the list. Take a look at it and tell me if there is anything about this list that strikes you as absolutely totally fucking outrageous.
- Evan Bayh D-IN
- Ben Cardin, D-MD
- Saxby Chambliss, R-GA
- Tom Coburn R-OK
- Norm Coleman, R-MN
- Susan Collins, R-ME
- Judd Gregg, R NH
- Joe Lieberman, I-CT
- Bill Nelson, D-FL
- Gordon Smith, R-OR
- Arlen Specter, R-PA
- Ron Wyden, D-OR
- Rob Andrews, D-NJ
- Shelley Berkley, D-NV
- Tom Davis, R-VA
- Eliot Engel, D-NY
- Frank Pallone, D-NJ
- Jon Porter, R-NV
- John Sarbanes, D-MD
- Jim Saxton, R-NJ
- Brad Sherman, D-CA
- Joe Wilson, R-SC
- Ron Silver, Actor & Director
Okay, so what’s the outrageous thing (or to put it better, the MOST outrageous thing) about this list of advisory board members? I’ll give you a hint – especially if you one of you dudes is an idiot like the folks in the Shas party – it is NOT the fact that Ron Silver is an actor and a director. No.
Here’s what we here at Mantiq al-Tayr noticed about this list: The ENTIRE advisory board of The Israel Project, save for actor Ron Silver, an organization dedicated solely to the interests of a foreign country, is composed ENTIRELY of members of the United States Congress. You’ve got the names, go call your Congress critters and tell them they are traitors and demand that they resign. Did you notice the words ENITRE and ENTIRELY? Yes, I know it is redundant. But I really wanted you to notice the the ENTIRE $&!K*!!!! board is made up of Congressman.
So it is not just that Congress is completely controlled by the Lobby, in fact that would be an improvement over what we have now. Because what we have now goes beyond mere control by a foreign entity, Congress is actually a part of the Lobby itself. When these guys talk about Israel, they are literally representing Israel.
Oh, btw way, TIP is a non-profit.
Did I mention that Uncle Ben supports the mass murder of Palestinians? Here is a link to his statement dated January 7, 2009 about the insane Israeli rampage in the Gaza Strip.
Here is an excerpt:
“I strongly support Israel’s right to defend its citizens against threats to its security and its existence. I whole-heartedly agree with President-elect Obama who so defined the problem very clearly: “If somebody was sending rockets into my house, where my family slept at night, I’m going to do everything in my power to stop that.” The recent military action in Gaza is in direct response to numerous rocket and mortar attacks from militants in the Hamas-controlled Gaza, which have killed and injured Israeli citizens and currently paralyzes the southern regions of Israel.”
So that’s Uncle Ben and soon little Jonny will be joining the big boys.
So I suggest you all be on the look out for Zionist helicopters.