1. The Tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have their feathers in a huge kerfuffle over the horrible pronunciation of Arabic words in the US’s Main $tream Media (M$M) and, we are sad to report, also in the alternative media. So today, Mantiq al-Tayr is going to give you all a pictorial Ayraabic lesson on a most critical word that is mispronounced by everyone from Jeff Rense to your favorite M$M anchor-creature.  That word is “Muslim”.

First of all, it is NOT pronounced “Mooselim”! Mooselims are Muslims with antlers.

These people are Muslims:

Muslins at Dome of the Rock at Night (Photo credit AWAD AWAD/AFP/Getty Images

Muslims at Dome of the Rock at Night (Photo credit AWAD AWAD/AFP/Getty Images

Muslims at the al-Aqsa Mosque

Muslims at the al-Aqsa Mosque

Below are pictures of “Mooselims”. You can see they are quite different.

An orthodox "Mooselim"

An orthodox “Mooselim”

A Conservative "Mooselim"

A Conservative “Mooselim”

Some Mooselims only have two legs. You can find them at the Moose Lodge.

A typical Mooselim gathering place

A typical Mooselim gathering place

4-legged Mooselims sometimes are hunted by people in places like Canada and Idaho. So they are always on the lookout for this:

Never again!

Never again!

On the other hand, Muslims at the Dome of the Rock and the al-Aqsa Mosque have to look out for these hunters:

Let the hunt begin!

Let the hunt begin!

Who are these hunters? They are called Jooselims.  Jooselims love to kill Muslims, but almost never kill Mooselims.

So, for example, this Jooselim (the one on the left)

A meeting that the Joose lodge

Dennis Ross at a meeting in the Joose lodge

Wants to attack these Muslims in Iran:

Hey, what are they smoking? :-)

Hey, what are they smoking? 🙂

I'm sure there's a bomb in that yellow sack

I’m sure there’s a bomb in that yellow sack

So that these Jooselims can keep the land they stole:

Onward Jooselim soldiers

Onward Jooselim soldiers

Typical Israeli Settler Behavior

From these Muslims



Ross will no doubt use Sitting-Gooselims to attack the Muslims on behalf of the Jooselims.

The USS Liberty and Its Men After the Attack by Jooselims

The USS Liberty and Its Men After the Attack by Jooselims

So, is everyone ready for their pronunciation lesson? Good.

The lovely Mary Stepford is going to assist us in this matter by pronouncing this word for you correctly. So please listen to Mary.

Mary Stepford: Arabist Par ExcelLence

Mary Stepford: Arabist Par ExcelLence

Now the word is made of two syllables. The first is “Mus” pronounced like the first syllable of the name Mukasy, but not quite.

Here’s how you say “Muslim“.

Here’s how you say “mooselim

Here’s how you say “jooselim

Got that now?

Next week we will teach you how to say Hesham.

2. If the press reports we are reading about Jane Harman are true, then she is a traitor. Fittingly, she is speaking at the AIPAC conference being held May3-5 in Washington, D.C. No doubt a host of other traitors will be there too. I wonder if she will have lunch with Steve Rosen.

AIPAC – America Infiltrating and Penetrating Political Action Committee.

20 responses to “Mooselims

  1. BRILLIANT educational piece LMAO though I do find it funny that one of the pix is labeled “muslin”. After I actually heard a down-home interviewee use THAT word on TV, somehow “mooselim” doesn’t sound quite so bad anymore!

  2. Nice job!

  3. This timely advice to ignoramuses should have alerted the reader of the need to have a sick bag handy in case of need when seeing the repulsive pictures jooselims Dennis Ross and Golda Meir!

  4. mantiqaltayr

    Akouvi –

    Thank you.

    I am not a good proof reader of my own stuff. I’ve changed the typo in the picture caption.

    best wishes,


  5. Very funny and enlightening at the same time.
    The “A” in the word Arab is pronounced like the first letter in “apple”. The proper pronunciation for the letter “I” in Arab words sounds like “ee”, so Ibrahim (anglicised Abraham) is pronounced “EEbraheem”. Westerners have spent enough time in the Arab countries to at least learn this. Or maybe it’s a deliberate distortion, intended to insult?

  6. If the Lovely Mary Stepford is not available next week, I will be willing to lead the instruction of “Hesham.”

  7. 9o% of all “Jews” do not have a Hebrew drop of blood in their bodies. They are not the seed of Abraham. The majority of all jews are Ashkenazi, Khazarian converts from a Turkish gypsy race that only converted for the cynical benefits of calling themselves “Jewish” around Christian Europeans in the ninth century. The majority of Sephardics are converted Spanish Berbers. Only the Sephardic Cohen can trace his ancestry back to the people talked about in the Bible..Revelation 2:9,,Revelation 3:9


    Benjamin H. Freedman, Jewish Historian – Researcher – Scholar.
    From “Common Sense”, p. 2-1-53 and 5-1-59

    “Christians have been duped by the unholiest hoax in all history, by so-called Jews. This is considered their most effective weapon.”

    “This ‘big lie’ technique is brainwashing United States Christians into believing that Jesus Christ was “King of the Jews”, in the sense that so-called ‘Jews’ today call themselves ‘Jews’. This reference was first made in English translations of the Old and New Testaments, centuries before the so-called Jews highjacked the word ‘Jew’ in the 18th century A.D. to palm themselves off on the Christian world as having a kinship with Jesus Christ. This alleged kinship comes from the myth of their common ancestry with the so-called ‘Jews’ of the Holy Land in the Old Testament history, a fiction based on fable.”

    “American Christians little suspect they are being brainwashed twenty-four hours of every day over television and radio, by newspapers and magazines, by motion pictures and plays, by books, by political leaders in office and seeking office, by religious leaders in their pulpits and outside their churches, by leaders in the field of education inside and outside their curricular activities, and by all leaders in business, professions and finance, whose economic security demands that they curry the favor of so-called “Jews” of historic Khazar ancestry. Unsuspecting Christians are subjected to this barrage from sources they have little reason to suspect. Incontestable facts supply the unchallengeable proof of the historic accuracy that so-called “Jews” throughout the world today of eastern European origin are unquestionably the historic descendants of the Khazars, a pagan Turko-Finn ancient Mongoloid nation deep in the heart of Asia, according to history, who battled their way in bloody wars about the 1st century B.C. into eastern Europe where they set up their Khazar kingdom. For some mysterious reason the history of the Khazar kingdom is conspicuous by its absence from history courses in the schools and colleges.

    “The historic existence of the Khazar kingdom of so-called “Jews”, their rise and fall, the permanent disappearance of the Khazar kingdom as a nation from the map of Europe, and how King Bulan and the Khazar nation in about 740 A.D. became so-called “Jews” by conversion, were concealed from American Christians by censorship imposed by so-called “Jews”, of historic Khazar ancestry, upon all U.S.A. media of mass communications directed by them. Then in 1945 this author gave nation-wide publicity to his many years intensive research into the “facts of life” concerning Khazars. The disclosures were sensational and very effective but apparently angered so-called “Jews” who have continued to vent their spleen upon this author since then solely for that reason. Since 1946 they have conducted a vicious smear campaign against him, seeking thus to further conceal these facts, for obvious reasons. What have they to fear from the truth?

    “In an original 1903 edition of the Jewish Encyclopedia in New York’s Public Library, and in the Library of Congress, Volume IV, pages 1 to 5 inclusive, appears a most comprehensive history of the Khazars. Also in the New York Public Library are 327 books by the world’s greatest historians and other sources of reference, in addition to the Jewish Encyclopedia, dealing with Khazar history, and written between the 3rd A.D. and 20th centuries by contemporaries of the Khazars and by modern historians on that subject.”

    Jesus was a ‘Judean’, not a Jew.

    During His lifetime, no persons were described as “Jews” anywhere. That fact is supported by theology, history and science. When Jesus was in Judea, it was not the “homeland” of the ancestors of those who today style themselves “Jews”. Their ancestors never set a foot in Judea. They existed at that time in Asia, their “homeland”, and were known as Khazars. In none of the manuscripts of the original Old or New Testament was Jesus described or referred to as a “Jew”. The term originated in the late eighteenth century as an abbreviation of the term Judean and refers to a resident of Judea without regard to race or religion, just as the term “Texan” signifies a person living in Texas.

    In spite of the powerful propaganda effort of the so-called “Jews”, they have been unable to prove in recorded history that there is one record, prior to that period, of a race religion or nationality, referred to as “Jew”. The religious sect in Judea, in the time of Jesus, to which self-styled “Jews” today refer to as “Jews”, were known as “Pharisees”. “Judaism” today and “Pharisaism” in the time of Jesus are the same.

    Jesus abhorred and denounced “Pharisaism”; hence the words, “Woe unto you Scribes and Pharisees, Hypocrites, Ye Serpents, Ye Generation of Vipers”.

  9. Who was the First Jew?
    John Standring

    We know that Saul was the first king of Israel and that John was the first man called Baptist, but who was the first Jew? Neither Adam, Seth or Noah are called Jew. Nor were Abraham, Isaac or Jacob. Moses was not called a Jew and neither were Saul, David or Solomon called Jew. In fact you will not find the word Jew in the first eleven books of the Bible. The first time Jews are mentioned in the Bible, is in II Kings 16:6 (and then only in translations revised in the eighteenth century) where we find Israel was at war with the Jews and drave the Jews from Elath. Isn’t it interesting that we can read over five hundred pages of the Bible before we find a Jew anywhere, yet those who call themselves Jew today claim the first five books of the bible and call it their Torah. Do you not find it rather strange that those who claim to have written the first five books of the Bible and call themselves Jew, can’t find the word Jew written anywhere in the book they call their own bible, and claim to have written? Jesus Christ tells John in Revelation 2:9 “I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews and are not, but are the SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN”. We know that God changed the name of Abram to Abraham in Genesis 17:5, and that He changed the name of Jacob to Israel in Genesis 32:28, but nowhere in the Bible do we find where God changed the name of Israel to Jew! There is therefore no authority by which those who say they are Jews can claim to be Israel!

    By the time of Jesus the word Edom or Edomite had been translated by Greek and Latin into Ioudaios and Iudaeus meaning a Judean or person living in Judea. The original King James version of the Bible, 1611, translated Idumaean-Judean into Iewes. It wasn’t until the revised editions of the King James Bible, that the word Jew appeared. The word Jew does not mean Israel or Israelite! We must conclude therefore that the first “Jews” were Canaanite-Edomite-Hittite. It is certain, according to the Bible, that Jews are not Israel. jesusjew.htm

  10. Nicolae: According to John 8:23, Jesus said to His disciples “you are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world.” Therefore, He was neither Jew nor Gentile.

    Anyhow, the Zionists have infiltrated the higher echelons of some western churches and subverted their thinking. This, of course, is in addition to ensnaring the executive, legislature, economy, judiciary and the mainstream media in the western world and turned most elected representatives as their zombie serfs. One should really read Douglas Reed’s invaluable book The Controversy of Zion which is availably online free of charge at:

    In the US, they are the real most lethal prime crime syndicate; they already demonstrated their power by eliminating a president and replacing him by a puppet who didn’t even dare punish Israel for its attack on USS Liberty.

  11. the prophet of islam prophesied that the day will come when you christians will realise who is misleading you into wars and perpetual crisis by these zionist jews hiding behind your names and you will call upon the muslims to deal with them as they should be dealt with, like snakes, broods of them everywhere!!

    wake up, the muslims are not your enemies!!

  12. All muslims, also beleave on Jesus and he will come at the joungest day again and will lead the judgement of all! Jesus never said i am good he said clearly I will show you the way to my fathers house so truth, peace and love shall prevail!
    He will judge all!
    And no christian which follows Jesus Christ can go to war with muslims or any other fellow human on this earth!

  13. mean god

  14. Jesus was not a Jew, a word meaning ‘Judean, person of Judea’. Jesus was a Galilean (Matthew 26:29, John 7:52) and his disciples were Galileans (Acts 1:11, 2:7). Galilee was separated from Judea by Samaria. The Samaritans thought he was a Jew (John 4:9), but the Jews thought he was a Samaritan (John 8:48). Pilate at the crucifixion described him as Jesus of Nazareth (in Galilee, i.e. Jesus the Galilean) King of the Judeans – like Victoria Queen of England, Empress of India. Judea was ruled by the Edomite dynasty of the Herods – the Edomites, descendants of Esau, described as a people God hates (Malachi 1:2,3) were converted as a group to become ‘Jews’ by John Hyrcanus in about 120BC. According to Flavius Josephus, the Jewish historian who lived just after the time of Christ, ‘They (Edom) were hereafter no other than Jews’ (Josephus Antiquities of the Jews, XIII ix 1; XV vii 9). Cecil Roth in his Concise Jewish Encyclopedia (1980) says `John Hyrcanus forcibly converted [Edom] to Judaism. From then on they were part of the Jewish people..’ (p 154). According to the Jewish Encyclopedia (1925) “Edom is in Jewry” (Volume 5 p. 41). The Pharisees, repeatedly described by Jesus as ‘hypocrites’ (Matthew 23) and as ‘serpents, brood of vipers’, were associated with the Herodian Edomites (Matthew 22:15,16). Ezekiel prophesied that Edom would usurp the place of true Israel (35:10). Jesus called the usurpers, the ‘synagogue of satan’ (Revelations 2:9, 3:9).

  15. very informative indeed. what about moses and what was he. and why it seems to me that he is the most mentioned name in the koran. and abraham despite the fact that he was from ur in mesopotamia, what tribe or clan was he. can anyone enlighten us some more please ?

  16. Abubaqar:
    I couldn’t agree with you more. Here is what Mark Glenn had written about ten years ago; excerpt taken from:
    “What will gall Americans even more, especially those who call themselves Christian, is the idea that it may be the Arab and Muslim culture that will be not only the birthplace of Western Civilization, but the savior of it as well. “

  17. thanx to people and John Standring – can I have your webpage please – as I am researching this very interesting and complicated issue – was Jesus a Jew? Some intelligent and great info on here.
    Truth needs to come out – and set so many captives free from the lies and deceit, that we have all be indoctrinated with at schools, colleges and universtities.

    Please John Standring will you let me have your webpage or e-mail addy.

    Red Johnson.

  18. too too funny. I am badHak!
    Thanks for making us laugh even as we see ugly truths-lim.
    often called tahini

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