1. Damn, the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr are laughing their asses off at me and it’s been all I can do to keep them under control – those worm eating feather heads. You see, they just tested their latest invention – it’s called the “Zionist Bullshit Photo Editor” out on the latest version of Israeli Vice President for American Affairs Barack Obama’s birth certificate. They peeled away the various layers and found the original version. Oh the humiliation. Goy vey.
Here it is:
Yes, it's true 
Yup, and I’ve been covering it up all these years. My father, Mantiq Senior, was the stork that delivered this baby. He says it was a long flight, but we never really got into the details. Also, he told me never to trust this guy. Dad, as usual, was right.
I wonder if Larry Sinclair is getting similar shit from his circle.
You can order the ZBPE here. Not yet available in Iowa.
