A Modest Proposal for President Obama

May God be with her

1. A remarkable thing is happening – a thing of beauty and courage. In the same waters where the air and naval forces of the criminal state of Israel murdered thirty-four US sailors and wounded over 170 more – and nearly 43 years to the date of that fateful attack – nine ships forming what is called “The Freedom Flotilla” are well on their way to heading to Gaza to break the Israeli blockade. Five of the ships have left from Greece, three from Anatalya. These eight will hook up with a ninth vessel, the MV RACHEL CORRIE, which recently left from Ireland.

Israel is threatening to “confront” the flotilla.You know what that means. In fact the IGF (Israeli Genocidal Force) is already engaged in electronic warfare against the vessels including jamming their maritime transmissions.  Greta Berlin, of the Free Gaza Movement, one of the groups sponsoring the flotilla – reports:

“They have turned off our satellite phones. They have blocked our transmissions,” Berlin said. “We have live stream videos and we will continue to broadcast as long as we can. As long as it is on live and the signal suddenly goes out, then I think the world clearly knows what is happening and what Israel is doing.”

No doubt all the Islamofascists who run the American media will be covering the events closely.

Fortunately brave Senator Mark Dearey has come out demanding that Israel “treat our passengers and cargo with respect.”  Wow! Hey goys and girls, that’s pretty exciting to hear from a Senator – especially after our having learned what a complete Israeli suck-up and ass-kisser Rand Paul is. I’d vote for the devil before I’d give that cretin a campaign contribution. May he get his ass kicked from here to Herziliya.  But I digress.

Yes in indeed. Senator Mark Dearey has come out guns-a-blazing, in support of the RACHEL CORRIE and her sister ships. Goys and girls!!! We need to keep this man in office. Don’t send a penny to Rand Paulberg – no, send it to Senator Mark Dearey. In fact, as a public service, the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr have done some research so you can contact this Senator and send him some worthless Federal Reserve notes.

Oh, and for all you folks living the the Cardin State (for new readers and Shas Party members, the Cardin State is named after the Islamofascist Cardin family which wields lots of power in the state. Non-readers of Mantiq al-Tayr know this state as Maryland.) Senator Dearey just loves Dundalk, describing it as “the only thing that matters.”

Anyway here are some links to Senator Mark Dearey.  Let him know you support him. Here’s a nice bio of him that includes phone numbers. Go here and you can get an email sent to you every time Senator Mark Dearey speaks. His love for Dundalk is most evident here. For the Mantiqiyyat, nice photos of Senator Mark Dearey can be found here.

You know, I was going to end part 1 of this post right here and start item 2. But according to the highly detailed stats we  are  getting regarding hits to this site (we have a much better tool that the thingy that comes with WordPress, it’s  our latest invention here at Mantiq al-Tayr and it’s called the Tayronator) we are getting tons and tons of hits from both Shas Party members and Infowars subscribers, so after much consultation we’ve decided to explain the joke. Senator Mark Dearey is an Irish politician, not an American one. That’s why he doesn’t have to kiss AIPAC’s ass every day of the week and twice on Saturday. No US Senator is going to speak up for the Freedom Flotilla, even if the Israelis go out there a sink every single ship and kill everyone on board, including no doubt, a bunch of Americans. In fact, if Israel were to go out there and attack those ships, the disgusting assholes who do not represent you in the House or the Senate would probably write a letter to the Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA) Barak Obama, denouncing the Flotilla and praising Israel’s tolerance – as usual.

2. Now we can finally get to item 2. This is our modest proposal to IVPFAA Obama. Dear Mr. Vice-President Obama, let’s face it, it’s over for you. You have about as much chance of being re-elected as Mark Glenn does of becoming the head of Elie “the fraud” Wiesel’s foundation for Zionist Bullshit.  Thanks to you and your failed policies – and yes they are now your policies – the United States is hated around the world more than ever. Your Nobel Piss Prize isn’t worth the royalties on Larry Sinclair’s book. The Israelis hate you, the Muslims hate you, many of your former supporters hate you, the Europeans hate you and I bet even Rahm Emmanuel hates you.

However, here is something you can do about this.  You should immediately send whatever US Navy warships are in the region to sail alongside the “Freedom Flotilla”, and make sure one of the meanest looking vessels sails right along side the MV RACHEL CORRIE. You should make your orders public immediately and you should state that any effort by Israel to hinder any of the “Freedom Flotilla” ships, by any means whatsoever, “will be considered an act of war against the United States and will be dealt with by any means necessary.”  And if the Israelis try to ram one of those ships, have our Navy sink the the Israeli ship. And if the Israelis do anything else, blow them out of the sky and shell the shit out of their shores.

In one fell swoop, the entire world’s attitude towards the United States will change. You will also have pulled the rug out from under al-Qa’ida and whoever it is that supports it. You will become a hero to the American people for generations to come.

You will never be re-elected, but that’s not happening anyway. But you will go down in history as the man who maybe, just maybe, led the way to the rebuilding of the United States of America.

Bring it on.

3. Here are some links about the Freedom Flotilla.

Freegaza.org

A Freegaza article with contact info.

Informative article from Middle East Youth

al-Jazeerah English article.

An introduction to the MV RACHEL CORRIE.

An excellent overview of the flotilla and the Israeli Navy’s dilemma.

4. Yes, it’s video time. Since we were talking about Dundalk (Ireland and Maryland), who could be better to listen to than the Corrs who are from Dundalk? (You’ll have to guess which one. For Shas Party Members here is a hint, they are from the Dundalk that is in Ireland.)  The Corrs have no association with Mantiq al-Tayr, neither does Rod Stewart. But don’t you wish you knew what you know now when you were younger? Ooh la la.

Actually I can think of something even better. But that’s for our next post.

However, confidence is high that some of the Corrs musicians will pass the Freeman test.