Eating With Elie

1. All of us here at Mantiq al-Tayr wish to convey our deepest condolences to Israeli Vice-President for American Affairs (IVPFAA) Barack Barry Hussein Sotero Obama. Yes, we admit we have been pretty hard on this identity-challenged accomplishmentless C student at Occidental College for being a Wall-Street Slut (WSS) and a one-man front company for JAIPAC Street, but what the IVPFAA had to do this past week would give even the coldest,  meanest,  most blood-thirsty American-born Israeli soldier/Palestinian child-killer post traumatic stress disorder. In fact, we have dispatched a winged psychiatrist to Washington, District of the Cabalah, to keep an eye on poor Barack, lest he become so imbalanced by the trauma he has endured that he’d do something utterly insane, like nuke Iran.

Poor little Baruch had to do something this past week that no Constitutionally qualified or even unqualified IVPFAA should ever have to do – in fact it was something should never happen to anyone – save maybe Hitler, Stalin, Adam Gadahn and Eric Hufschmid. Yes, it was that horrifyingly horrifying.  My keyboard quakes as I contemplate telling you, it keeps typing NO, NO, NO!!! DON’T DO THIS! all by itself.

But I must. I cannot, not this time, I cannot digress before getting to the kosher meat of the story.

Barry Barack Hussein Sotero Obamama, the IVPFAA, was forced at gun-point and also no doubt due to one hell of an interesting blackmail scheme, to, on May 4th, 2010, a day that will live in infamy (hmm, didn’t someone say this about something else? Oh yes, it was about 9/11, but I digress), to sit down and have lunch with the scum of the earth, the solar system, and the galaxy, (no, not Dan Snyder, stop guessing out there).  Yes, someone even worse than Dan Snyder, Wolf  Blitzer, Anne Coulter and Charles Schumer combined – yes, goys and girls, it is true. Larry Sinclair’s alleged former back-seat blow-job buddy was compelled to have lunch with Elie “the Fraud” Wiesel.

Elie Wiesel

There, I said it. You know, it’s actually kind of therapeutic.

You see, the IVPFAA hasn’t been sufficiently subservient to his massa’ lately, so the US Knesset, as we reported here, put the  schwarze goy boy back in his place. However, even that demonstration of Israeli hegemony was deemed insufficient by the likes of Abe Foxman and JAIPAC – so to make sure that he never, ever gets too uppity again, Elie Wiesel descended upon the White House like Turkey Vultures upon their favorite dead carcass.

Elie Wiesel at Lunch

Press reports show pretty clearly that had Obama been the president of a sovereign state, like Kyrgyzstan, the citizens of that state would have been humiliated. In other words, it was another job well done by Elie. No doubt you’ll want some evidence for this. Get out your barf bags cause here we go.

The very first thing the fraud said was ““It was a good kosher lunch”.  This should tell you something.

“I had a good feeling” about the long lunch, Wiesel, 81, told The Jewish Week the next day in the first one-on-one interview he granted since the lunch. “There was no small talk; it was all substance,” he said of the meeting, with just the two men in the room. “I spoke about what Jerusalem means to me. I said the Muslims have Mecca, and we have Jerusalem.”

And this asshole is considered to be a human rights activist? I guess the Catholics have Rome, so Palestinian Christians born in Jerusalem also have to get the hell out? I mean, the Jews have New York, Washington, London, Florida, New Jersey, Hollywood, Maryland and so on, so when it is enough? Man they sure are suffering so much that they have to murder and expel Palestinians on a daily basis.

The day after the kosher lunch Wiesel took credit for getting Obama to change his policy on Jerusalem.

Wiesel said his recent full-page ad in several major newspapers here and in Israel extolling Jerusalem was written as “a declaration of love.” In the ad, he wrote that “for me, the Jew that I am, Jerusalem is above politics.

Then in the interview after the lunch he shows what a liar he is.

But the letter asserted that “pressure will not produce a solution” and that it would be a mistake to “tackle” the future of Jerusalem first in peace talks. “Why not leave the most difficult, the most sensitive issue,” he wrote, for a time when some trust had been established between the Israeli and Palestinian people?

Wiesel said he wrote that because he had heard, while visiting Israel during Passover, that the U.S. planned to have the two parties deal with Jerusalem first when they resumed talks.

“It worked,” he said with a smile, saying the White House reassured him that would not be the case.

So, while claiming that Jerusalem is “above politics” this lying little weasel then takes credit for changing the IVPFAA’s position regarding (the fake) peace talks.

While Wiesel downplayed his role as a diplomat — “Who am I to influence high-level negotiations?” —

He just fucking said his tactic “worked”.

As for advice for the Palestinian Authority? “Change the textbooks” that demonize Israel and Jews, he said.

Now let’s see, you steal their land, murder them in huge numbers, expel them from their homes, villages and cities, starve them, continue to murder them and to steal their land and kick them out of their homes and even drop phosphorus bombs on them, and you have the nerve to chastise them for teaching their children that they’ve been screwed, blued and tattooed? (And yes, the textbook issue is a fraud anyway.)

Did I mention that Wiesel is also a fraud? Read this article by Alexander Cockburn.  But don’t stop there. Read this one by the director of Deir Yassin Remembered. Don’t, stop, don’t, stop, don’t stop don’t stop – read this one by Esam al-Amin on Counterpunch.

I’ve always liked Counterpunch. Click here and see tons of their articles about Elie Asshole Wiesel.  Hours and  hours of enjoyment for the whole family.

Elie Wiesel: "A Great Humanitarian"

2. If you read any of the links above you will see too that the fraud is, and this should be no surprise to anyone, an advocate of extreme sanctions against Iran – another Iran war monger.  I highly recommend Scott Horton’s interview with Muhammad Sahimi. Dr. Sahimi is a professor of Chemical Engineering and Materials Science at the University of Southern California and he, unlike Wiesel, knows what he is talking about. A very informative interview for those not familiar with issues involving Iran’s nuclear program. Very nice work Mr. Horton.

3. In Rabbis we trust: I think this is pretty funny.

4. In sports they call it a “make up call”. For example, your star quarterback whom you are paying 2.6 trillion US dollars a year drops back and throws a pass and about 3 full seconds after he throws the pass a 400 pound but very athletic defensive lineman crashes him to the ground, kicks him in balls and throws him between the uprights, but since the referees are staring at the cheerleaders’ boobs they don’t see it and don’t call the roughing the passer penalty.  You run out on the field and scream at them and just go nuts and the replay is shown over and over again on the big stupid screen that’s as big as the football field itself and the refs go “oh fuck” in unison.  So on the next play, your backup quarterback (your star is now dead) gets a lucky break due to an obviously incorrect pass interference call and you end up on the opponent’s 5 yard line with first and goal with 30 seconds left. Down by 8 points, you need a touchdown and the two point conversion to have a chance to win.  But at least now you have a chance.

Well, this a make up call for you guys for me showing that disgusting picture of Ellie Wiesel above. Readers of Mantiq al-Tayr deserve the best, so here goes:

First, the return of Haifa:

Here’s a Russian belly dancer named Shira doing “Shik Shak Shok”.

And for the Mantiqiyyaat out there, here is Amr Diab

And in closing, we remind you of the stupidest cat ever.