Charles Schumer (Likud, New York)

1. Before we get into the exposing of traitors section of today’s post, I want to point you all to one of the most interesting and intriguing podcasts we here at Manitq al-Tayr have heard in a long time.   All the tuyuur here are abuzz about it. Every Friday, RBN-exiles Mark Glenn and Mark Dankof do “The Ugly Truth” radio podcast together and this past Friday they hosted non-other than the great Michael Collins Piper, whom we here at Mantiq al-Tayr think should be either elected as president of the United States, or at least be put in charge of the ADL, which as far as we can discern is pretty much the same thing. Yes, yes, I know, the ADL job is really closer to say being Director of the CIA, but do you all out there really believe that the guy in the White House actually runs the country anyway?  But I digress.

The subject of the podcast is the Oklahoma City bombing of April 19, 1995 and the reasons Piper believes that Israel played an important role in it. The further you listen into the podcast the more interesting it gets.  Download this thing, listen to it and share it with friends. Hell, send a copy to Abe Foxman.

2. Now with that done, let’s take a quick look at Mantiq al-Tayr’s “Traitor of the Week.”  This week’s winner of a Golda Meir inflatable doll is US Knesset Senator Charles Schumer (Likud, NY), who has managed to outdo himself.  Last week this disgrace was sending a letter to Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA) Whatever His Name Is, demanding that he impose “crippling” sanctions on a country that is abiding by international law on issues related to nuclear energy because that’s what Israel wants.  This week though, he has gone even further.

Schumer appeared on the Nachum Segal ‘s radio program “Jewish Music in the AM” and proceeded to inform listeners that Schumer and his fellow Jews in the so-called US Congress are going to dictate US policy on Israel to Israel’s benefit.  Here’s one quote from Schumer.

“So I called up Rahm Emmanuel and I called up the White House and I said ‘If you don’t retract this statement you’re gonna hear me publically just blast you on this’ and of course they did retract it. And now what’s happened, and many of us are pushing back . . .”

We interrupted this quote (quotus interruptus) to highlight something.  What does the red-highlighted word “us” refer to in the quote above? As you shall see immediately below the “us” refers to Jews in Congress working with Schumer on Israel’s behalf.   Let’s resume the quote:

“And now what’s happened, and many of us are pushing back some of the Jewish members will be meeting with the president next week or the week after. We are saying ‘this has to stop, you have to have in terms of the negotiations you have to show Israel that it is not gonna be forced to do anything it doesn’t want to do and can’t do, and at the same time you have to show the Palestinians that they are not going to get their way by just sitting back and not giving it and not recognizing that there is a state of Israel.”

You can hear the short clip from YouTube below.

You can hear the whole interview here.

So Schumer’s Jews will be marching on the White House in a week or two and telling Obama’s Jews – Emmanuel, Axelrod, Ross and the rest, that the charade of there being a difference between the White House and the insane Netanyahu government must now come to a complete stop. And as this article makes clear, it really was a charade.

Oh, Schumer also claims, falsely, that the housing units which were the subject of the dispute were in “Israeli Jerusalem”.  No they were not, no matter what Israeli agents say about the matter, the Ramat Shlomo neighborhood, in its entirety, is illegal and is part of Palestinian land occupied and colonized by Israel. But “Israeli-Jerusalem” is code for “Israel will do whatever the hell it wants, so fuck you. Thank you.”

(Richard Silverstein has an interesting take on Ramat Shlomo.)

The White House fought back with courage that only a mother could love. Part of the Administration’s response was (and no I am not making this up, I wish I were)  ”We have an unwavering commitment to the security of Israel and the Israeli people,” [White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs] said “You heard General Jones speak about that earlier in the week. We have said that from the beginning of the administration.”

That’s really standing up the Israelis, isn’t it? Now that ought to scare the shit out of the Israelis, right?

Actually goys and girls, it ought to scare the shit out of you. Hope you enjoy the coming war with Iran.

And here’s a shot of Charlie Schumer’s award.

3. About a year ago, we talked about the Pope’s visit to Jerusalem in part of his ongoing efforts to make the Roman Catholic Church look bad. He’s very good at this. Anyway, we noted that he had to meet with six “holocaust survivors” one of whom is Edward Mosberg who was then and still is under indictment for bribery and fraud.  Nonetheless, Mosberg was allowed to leave the US for Israel to hold hands with the Pope. Well, it seems he’s back. Still under indictment, but somehow, although three others have long since pleaded guilty to Mosberg-related schemes, Mosberg’s trial continues to be postponed. In a moment, our legal birdies at Mantiq al-Tayr will offer Mosberg some legal advice, but I just have to mention a couple of things.

First of all, Mosberg and his buddies all live in, surprise surprise, New Jersey (Motto “We have more crooks than Maryland). And apparently, in New Jersey, there is so damn much crime that the judges there don’t seem to care anymore.  One of the Mosberg-three is John Montefusco Jr., who plead guilty to not paying taxes on money he made in a house flipping scheme with Mosberg.  He also embezzled 18K worth of expenses.  He got 3 years probation and a 10K fine.  Why such a harsh sentence? Remember, this is New Jersey:

“But U.S. Judge Anne Thompson opted for probation, saying Montefusco and his wife, who both suffer from health problems, have a responsibility to care for their adopted preteen sons.

The judge also said the taxes he failed to pay the IRS on $160,000 of undeclared income was “not a great sum” compared to other offenders who have appeared before her.”

Anyway, Mosberg’s trial is being postponed until three separate Supreme Court rulings come down, one of them involving Conrad Black and another is Enron-related. Mosberg is in good company.

“All sides involved in the upcoming Mosberg trial are waiting for the nation’s highest court to decide on Black v. United States, Weyhrauch v. United States and Skilling v. United States — cases involving fraud that could offer “guidance” in how the Mosberg trial is conducted, lead prosecutor Chris Gramiccioni said today.”

Why would you wait for decisions to come down in other fraud and bribery cases? We aren’t lawyers here, but you’d think that in New Jersey, of all places, they’d know how to investigate cases of bribery and fraud. Well, here’s why.

“U.S. District Court Judge Freda Wolfson said in a court order in January that the three Supreme Court cases could affect several factors in the Mosberg trial, such as the final jury instructions and the arguments from the prosecution and defense.”

We hope that lead prosecutor Chris Gramiccioni is hoping to use the decisions, expected to come this summer, to leave Mosberg no wiggle room at all. But who knows, this is New Jersey after all.

But anyway, I think we have come up with a great defense for Edward Mosberg. You see, Mosberg is a “Holocaust Survivor” (HS) and HS’s are just different from everyone else and should be “judged” by a completely different standard.

What? You all don’t agree? You think Mantiq has become Mantiqinstein?  We have judicial backing for this opinion.

Let’s take the case of Florida’s Jack Barouh, a former “watchmaker” who has been, according to this article, engaged in shady financial dealings going all the way back to 1976. Unlike Montefusco above, who hid an amount of less than 200,000 dollars in income, Barouh has hidden, and no I am not making up this figure, 6 million dollars from the IRS using a Swizz bank.

“Barouh, 65, was sentenced today by U.S. District Judge Adalberto Jordan in Miami. He admitted in February that he skimmed money from his company and didn’t report income on $10 million in assets, including $6 million in offshore accounts at UBS.

His lawyer asked for a sentence of a year’s home detention, saying in court papers Barouh is the son of Holocaust survivors who taught him to “hide and hoard” and compulsively “want to establish a secret nest egg.” Prosecutors today asked for a 15- month prison term.”

There’s your out Mosberg. Hitler made you “hide and hoard.”

Barouh received 10 months in prison. This for over 30 years of committing financial fraud – fraud he admitted to.

I predict that Mosberg will not do any jail-time whatsoever and I suggest that Barouh move to New Jersey.

4. A song for Palestine

Okay, last week we did feature a belly dancer, (much to Roha’s amusement as she expressed on Mondoweiss).  So this week, we are featuring a handsome and apparently Palestinian lad who lives in Barcelona, Spain. His name is Nabil Mansour.  Here he is signing a song for Palestine (and yes I do know that the refrain and other words in the song are in the Egyptian National Anthem).

Here is the link to his YouTube page where he posts a version of  “Helwa ya Baladi”  originally done by the great Dalida but here done by someone else.

Nabil  says on his site: “Music about Palestine from my heart to the hearts of people all around the globe.” So maybe this post will help him reach a few more.  If you don’t like this, man you are at the wrong blog.

5. Speaking of “Helwa ya Baladi,”  Chantal Chamandy does a very nice rendition of it here at the Pyramids. She’s pretty helwa, herself, in our humble opinion. (Freeman gets the last word on this). She’s Egyptian-born and Canadian-raised. [Good news for Nabil, btw, I hear she's studying Spanish ]

It’s a song written about love and appreciation for one’s country, not something Americans would understand, apparently.

Anyway, give this one about one minute to get going and you’ll enjoy it.

وا أمريكاه

Teaching Congress Shit from Shinola

1. You know it must be tough being a member of either chamber in the US Knesset. You know how Muslims are supposed to pray five times a day? That’s nothing compared to what your Knesset “representatives” (and I use that term loosely) have to do. Secret Mantiqiyyan sources have learned that all  members of the either the Senate-Knesset and the House-Knesset have to actually kiss the ass of an AIPAC lobbiest morning, noon and evening.  Then they have to write letters to the executive branch – sorry, did I say “write” letters, ha! These Knesset members don’t know shit from shinola about the Middle East. All they have to do is “sign” the letters no doubt crafted for them by the Israeli Lobby.  This week, the “representatives” who you people of “a different and completely inferior order” – to use the sacred words of the founder of Chabad Lubavitch ((pronounced “Alan Derwoshitz”) when describing “YOU” and yes I mean “YOU”, sent not one, not two, but three letters to the executive branch in which they take the side of a foreign nation against the United States. You get one guess as to which nation that is. Shas Party members get two guesses.

Don’t worry, I am going to provide you with names of these traitors shortly. But before I even look at the signatories to the letter the House sent to Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA)  Baruch Obama (aka Bibi’s Bitch), I am going to make a guess that every damn “representative” in that whore House from the Cardin State (for new readers that is what we call Maryland here at Mantiq al-Tayr) signed the letter because Marylanders can’t even go outside their homes without having to wade through knee-deep Zionist Bullshit (ZB) just to pick up their newspaper. The ZB is so deep in Maryland that driving is almost impossible unless the streets have been plowed. But with the budget cuts due to the utter destruction of the US economy by Muslims in Iran who masturbate while fantasizing about nuking your grandmother in Ohio, traffic in the Cardin State (CS) is often at a standstill. But I digress.

Oh, one other thing before we look at the THREE letters these C***S*****S signed this week, as a public service the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr want to teach our “representatives” something so they will actually know shit from shinola. Since our representatives barely read better than they write, we will use images to get our points across.

First

of

all

this is

Shit

And

this

is

Shinola

Now, let’s take this lesson a step further.

What is this? Shit or Shinola?

(Scroll slowly and see if you can guess before you see the answer in the caption.)

Shit

And

what

is this?

Shit

Remember if you are in the Shas Party you get two guess for each one.

So here is another one.

Shit or Shinola?

Shit

Here is another one.

Are you on a roll?

By the way, this one also wrote a letter this week.

Shit

Now here’s one more.

Pay attention.

Shinola

Okay.

Here’s the last one.

Take a deep breath and go for it.

Shit

Okay Congress Cretins what was your score? Here is the grading scale.

6 correct out of 6:  Pass with honors. AIPAC will unseat you at the next election.

5 correct out of 6:  D-.  AIPAC will unseat you at the next election.

1 through 4 correct out of 6:  You are a traitor. AIPAC will still unseat you at the next election.

Zero correct out of 6: Congratulations!  You are a traitor and AIPAC will keep you in your seat.

But I digress.

2. Let’s get back to letters supporting a state whose very existence is based on bigotry and the war it wants us to wage against Iran. First let’s look at what your Senators have been up to. The letter they “wrote” – I’ll say “sent” instead – is a disgrace to the Republic and if your Senators signed this thing you should feel ashamed.

For your reading displeasure here is a quote:

From the moment of Israel’s creation, successive U.S. administrations have appreciated the special relationship between our two nations. Israel continues to be the one true democracy in the Middle East that brings stability to a region where it is in short supply. Whether fighting Soviet expansionism or the current threats from regional aggression and terrorism, Israel has been a consistent, reliable ally and friend and has helped to advance American interests. Similarly, by helping keep Israel strong, the United Sates has helped to reduce threates to Israel’s security and advance the peace which successive Israeli governments have so avidly sought.

The whole letter reads like the above paragraph – one lie after another stated brazenly as fact. Quite a few US presidents pretty much figured out how much Israel sucks but there was nothing much they could do. Let’s take Harry Truman who managed to recognize Israel about 11 minutes after the Jewish state proclaimed itself. Here’s what a Holocaust scholar has to say about Truman:

As president, Truman urged the British to admit Holocaust survivors to Palestine, but he never seriously pressured London to do so. He is fondly remembered for granting diplomatic recognition to the State of Israel minutes after the state was created, but he refused to send Israel weapons to defend itself against five invading Arab armies.

For once Truman did something I can agree with. The same article also has this quote from Truman’s diary:

The Jews, I find, are very, very selfish. They care not how many Estonians, Latvians, Finns, Poles, Yugoslavs, or Greeks get murdered or mistreated as D[isplaced] P[erson]s as long as the Jews get special treatment. Yet when they have power, physical, financial, or political neither Hitler nor Stalin has anything on them for cruelty or mistreatment to the underdog.

Then there is Eisenhower who in 1956 forced Israel to get the hell out of the Sinai Peninsula it had invaded in collaboration with the British and the French.

Then comes good old JFK who’s father declared that the “Jews” won World War II.  Apparently JFK himself was not a big Israel fan and worked against Israel’s nuclear weapons program. We know what happened to him. And if you don’t know, you should read Michael Collins Piper’s book, Final Judgment.

Anybody remember that guy named Jimmy Carter?

I could go on and on.

And what’s that bullshit in the letter about the Israelis “actively” seeking peace? Of course these signatories are the very same people who openly supported Israel’s murderous rampage in Gaza a while back, so what would you expect? And as we noted here on this little blog last week, Israeli insider “Chemical” Moshe Ya’alon has stated that the entire peace process is a maneuver and that Israel has no intention of achieving peace with the Palestinians.

Ready for a little more grade A, pure, unadulterated, premium quality,  enriched Zionist Bullshit? Try this paragraph from the same letter:

It is the very strength of our relationship that has made Arab-Israel peace agreements possible, both because it convinced those who desired Israel’s destruction to abandon any such hope and because it gave successive Israeli governments the confidence to take calculated risks for peace. As the Vice President said during his recent visit to Israel: “Progress occurs in the Middle East when everyone knows there is simply no space between the U.S. and Israel.”

Goys and girls, I hardly know where to begin with making fun of this paragraph. I’ll focus the sentence high-lighted in red. Talk about hutzpah (to borrow a word from Alan Derwoshitz). Okay, the letter is allegedly in response to a (fake) deterioration in US ass-kissing of Israel as a result of the insult aimed at Israeli Vice Vice President for American Affairs (IVVPFAA) Joe “I am a Zionist” Biden by Shas Party leader and Israeli Minister of Internal Affairs Eli Yishai who announced the construction plans for 1600 more housing units right as “I am a Zionist” was trying to get peace talks launched. And what do these assholes do?  They actually quote something Biden said on the very trip that began this “crisis”.  Hahahahaha.

And of course the quote itself is an act of betrayal. If I have to spell that out to you – then you may as well go and join the Shas party. Then you can be with Eli. In fact here is a nice photo of this handsome devil.

Shit

3. Not satisfied with swallowing instead of spitting with regard to Israel’s genocide against the Palestinians, these “Senators” also went down again on the issue of Iran. The letter reads as if it were written by a crazed Israeli politician. In fact, read this AIPAC memo and then compare it with the contents of the letter. The only conclusion you can come to is that these Senators represent Israel and not the United States.

The two main signatures are by Charles Shumer (Likud, New York) and Lindsey Graham (Likud, South Carolina). It was signed by 79 out of 100.

And not to be outdone, the Whore House has 369 people who signed an almost identical letter.

Now as I said above, I was pretty sure that all Congress Cretins from the Cardin State would sign the letter, but let it be boldly proclaimed that we here at Mantiq al-Tayr:

1. Love to split infinitives

2. Made a mistake. Only 7 of the 8 House members from Maryland signed the letter. The one who did not, and I hope she refused to sign it and told AIPAC to take the letter and shove it up its Dimona reactor, is Donna Edwards of the 4th District. Go Donna go!

BTW, the traitors who really pushed this are Jesse L. Jackson (Likud, Illinois) and Mike Pence (Likud, Indiana).  Pence has disgraced the pages of Mantiq al-Tayr in the past.  It’s a shame to see that Jackson is just another Israeli house negro.

Lee Rosenberg, AIPAC’s president and a native of Chicago, strongly credited Jackson for initiating the letter, noting his influential post on the foreign operations subcommittee of the Appropriations Committee.

“As a member of the foreign ops subcommittee, Jess is in a position to make a real and meaningful impact for the U.S. Israel relationship,” Rosenberg told JTA. “His leadership in working to stop Iran’s nuclear program and pressing for immediate and increased sanctions is something the whole pro-Israel community should be thankful for.”

Shit

Now above I have provided links to all three letters and I am sure you all want to see the names of the people who signed the letters. In a moment, I will provide you with the links to the signatories of the letters. Please note that all of the letter-related links – the letters themselves and their signatories – come from AIPAC’s home page. AIPAC is very very proud of its accomplishments in this regard and we should all be very very afraid.  Did I mention ashamed?

Okay, here are the links to the signatories of the letters.

1. Signatories of the Senate’s letter on how the US must kiss Israel’s ass.

2. Signatories of the Senate’s letter that Iran is the great Satan.

3. Signatories of the House’s letter that Iran is the great Satan.

3. Okay, it’s video time. Now for all you cat lovers out there, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr are declaring a “cat-free” week on the site. Furthermore, we are sick and tired of getting letters from the Senate and the House, no doubt drafted by AIPAC, that accuse us of Anti-Catatism. So, giving into the Zionist-controlled cat lobby we will show some different things instead.

The first half of this video is so telling.  Here’s “I am a Zionist” just searching for words for Shalom (that’s Hebrew for “let’s kill all the Palestinians”) TV that would express just how deeply he loves being kicked in the balls by Israelis.

Now this video is about eight future members of the Shas party.  Warning, if you laugh at this video you are a bad person.

In the “we can’t let Freeman down” department (where’s he been anyway?), here is a really good belly dancer. Yes, she’s no doubt a member of the tribe, but that mattereth not, no bitching about that.  Based in  Denver.

Now for all you budding young Arabists out there, listen to this orthodox Jew speak Arabic. For those of you who don’t know Arabic very well, like King Abdallah, the translation provided looks pretty good to me. Oh, don’t let me fail to point out, this orthodox Jew speaking rapid fire Arabic (a mixture of dialect and standard) defends Palestinian rights far far far better than any so called “US” politician in the federal government. I guess he isn’t under Zionist control. I love how the translation is provided by MEMRI.

Chemical Moshe

1. “Outside the land of Israel, there can be no doubt that Jews, faithful to the covenant between God and Abraham, are to stand apart from the nations in which they live.”

Nice quote isn’t it? It’s all over the Internet and comes from a book written by pardoned criminal and “passionate advocate for Israel”,  Elliot Abrams called Faith or Fear: How Jews Can Survive in Christian America written back in 1997. I happened come across this sweet little quote in an article by Daniel Levy whose own biography is an illustration of just how a Jew does exactly what Abrams describes. Now of course Levy sees himself as a man of peace and loathes Abrams. Nonetheless Abrams’ prescription is an epitaph for far more among the tribe than they would have you think.

2. But I’ve got some even better quotes for all you all out there in the Zionist States of America (ZSA).  Regular readers of this somber little blog are well aware that my opinion of the so-called “Peace Process” in the Middle East is that it is a complete scam designed as a cover to allow Israel to take everything away from the Palestinians. Well, goys and girls, that sweet dear little old rascal, Israeli Vice Prime Minister and Minister of Strategic Affairs, Moshe “Boogie” Ya’alon, confirms this view. And he is in a position to know since he is actively engaged in the charade.

In this article from Thinkprogress.org several comments from a recent Ya’alon interview in Yediot Ahronot are translated from the Hebrew and Ya’alon makes it completely clear that all the world is indeed a stage, and the idiotic Americans don’t even know which play they are watching and that they are the laughing-stock as far as the actors are concerned.

The article makes it clear that the peace process is nothing but a bunch of “manuevers” and that Netanyahu’s positions are all stratagems for increased settlement expansion.

“And I say so out of knowledge,” Ya’alon told Yediot. “Nobody in the forum of seven [senior cabinet ministers] thinks that we can reach an agreement with the Palestinians.”

Q: So why all these games of make-believe negotiations? It’s possible to announce that we will not reach an agreement, and that is all.

YA’ALON: . . . .  Some of what we have to do is maneuver with the American administration and the European establishment, which are also nourished by Israeli elements, which create the illusion that an agreement can be reached.

On the phony fake ridiculous settlement freeze Moshe tells us:

“The prime minister reiterates all the time,” Ya’alon said, “and also brought a decision to the security cabinet that says clearly, that immediately after the freeze, we will continue to build in Judea and Samaria as we did before.”

Q: Will we evacuate settlements in the end?

YA’ALON: I do not accept that. What has happened to us in recent years obligates us to stop with everything connected to withdrawal.

So just who is this Moshe, I mean in addition to being a Vice Prime Minister of Israel and Israel’s Minister of Strategic Affairs and being an asshole buddy of Obama’s master?

Well for one thing, he is a professional Palestinian killer. Yes, yes, yes, I know what you all are saying. “Mantiq, how does being “a professional Palestinian killer” make him any different from any number of Israelis in Israel or Israelis in the US, the UK or Chanada?

Well, a couple of things.

He was a commanding officer for Israel’s Central Command during the second Intifada and in 2002 became the Chief of Staff. He also has a long record of service in Sayeret Matkal, an elite Israeli military intelligence outfit. He took his duties in crushing the second Intifada very seriously as you will see below.

He is also sometimes chased around the world for being a war criminal as this quote from Wiki makes clear.

In December 2005, relatives of the victims of the 1996 shelling of Qana filed suit against Ya’alon in Washington, D.C., for his role in their deaths.In late 2006, Ya’alon was in New Zealand on a private fund-raising trip organised by the Jewish National Fund. An Auckland District Court judge issued a warrant for his arrest for alleged war crimes arising from his role in the 2002 assassination of Hamas leader Salah Shahade in Gaza City, in which at least 14 Palestinian civilians were killed,[4] saying that New Zealand had an obligation to uphold the Geneva Convention. The Attorney-General of New Zealand, Michael Cullen, overruled the warrant after advice from the Crown Law office that there was insufficient evidence.

He came close to getting arrested in the US too. Too bad he wasn’t in Virginia at the time.

He also openly advocates the assassination of heads of state he does not like. He’s picked a good one in Ahmedinejad, Israel’s and therefore America’s, favorite boogeyman.

“We have to consider killing him [Ahmedinijad] . All options must be considered.”

One wonders if the Jewish State has killed other world leaders in the past, but I digress.

In the Sidney Morning Herald interview that Wiki was citing, the interviewer himself says this of Moshe – who is known as “Boogie” by the way. [Spelled "Bogey" by Haaretz, but we will go with the Sydney Morning Herod spelling for now.]

He is not known for making idle threats. Ya’alon is a former paratroop commander and was deputy leader of the Israel Defence Forces from 2000 to 2002, then chief of staff from 2002 to 2005, during the most recent Palestinian uprising, or intifada. He is credited with shutting it down.

And of course, Moshe Boogie Ya’alon wants Americans to die for Israel by invading Iran. He is a prime mover in creating the next war for Rachel Corrie’s killers and the sons of bitches who attacked the USS Liberty.

Boogie Ya’alon agrees. He has long regarded Iran as the main wellspring of instability and terrorism in the region.

“I was chief of staff during Operation Iraqi Freedom [the US invasion of Iraq in 2003] and I was surprised the US decided to go into Iraq instead of Iran … Unfortunately, the American public didn’t have the political stomach to go into Iran.”

Which is exactly why these bastards are feeding you tons and tons of Zionist Bullshit so you will accept an attack on Iran. And you will.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, Boogie does not think that attacking Iran will NOT be a one-night stand, it will be more Tiger Woods like – Boogie says “Military intervention would not be one strike. It needs to be a sustained operation”.

So folks, kiss your sons and daughters goodbye, because for Israel they shall surely die.

One last quote, this one from the Paul Sheehan, the guy who interviewed Boogie for the Sydney Morning Herald.

“The Boogie doctrine is mainstream, not fringe, in the Israeli strategic debate.”

Now in Haaretz in August of 2002, when he was crushing the second Intifada,  he did another very revealing interview and if you want to understand how these people think, you need to read it. Twice, a day.

I love how he calls himself “a humanist, a liberal, a democrat and a seeker of peace and security.”

Here is how  an Israeli “humanist” thinks.

“The Palestinian threat harbours cancer-like attributes that have to be severed. There are all kinds of solutions to cancer. Some say it’s necessary to amputate organs but at the moment I am applying chemotherapy.”

Chemical Moshe

3. The world’s elites who laugh at you behind their backs as they steal you blind and feed you Zionist Bullshit by the truck load do seem to be having a few spats now don’t they?  Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA) and Bibi’s Bitch (BB) Barrak Obama (BO) still seems to have really pissed off his master, Israeli Prime Minister (G-D), Benjamin (“Rahm Emmanuel is a self-hating Jew”) Netanyahu and he won’t be coming to his vacation home this week to participate in Obama’s talks on nukes and how the Iranians are going to turn your grandmother into glass.  His refusal, the subject of much (worthless) speculation in both the Main Stream Zionist Bullshit Media (MSZBM) and in the Zionist Infiltrated Opposition Networks (ZION), is just another example of no matter how much Zionist ass you kiss, you’ll end up getting kicked in the balls again and again. If Obama tries to get re-elected (hahahahahahahaha) in 2012, his campaign slogan should be “Hit me again, Bibi” but I digress. But hell, I may as well explain my digression.

You see, and it was that UK-born, J-Street Advisory Board Member and  Zionist Israeli insider Daniel Levy who provided the  link from which I will be quoting, the US last week went out of its way to reassure Israel that the US:

1. Will not do anything about the fact that Israel has tons of nuclear weapons.

2. Will nuke other countries if Israel is attacked.

3. Will continue to  harass the beJesus out of Iran, a country which has actually signed the Non-Proliferation Treaty, and of course North Korea.

4. Will strive mightily for justice for the Palestinians.

Oh, one of the four items above is false. As a special hint to the raving idiots in the Shas Party, the false one is an even number.

Here’s the deal. US Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs As Dictated by Israel (USUSSACISAADI), Ellen Tauscher,  phoned up her chain of command a few days ago and spoke with Israeli Deputy Foreign Minister (YOURBOSS) Daniel Ayalon and proceeded to humiliate these United States in ways that only a so-called US politician could do. But this just wasn’t enough for Bibi.

“Tauscher said that the US will strive to protect its allies and work against countries which violate the Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) such as North Korea, or countries that fail to meet their commitments to the international community such as Iran.

“The under secretary of state stressed that Washington will adopt a “calculated ambiguity” policy towards countries which do not pose a threat to the US. Despite not explicitly pointing to Israel, it appears her statements were meant to reassure the Jewish state.”

This is my favorite quote though.

“It was promised that the Obama administration will provide Israel with a nuclear umbrella should it be attacked.”

Yes, yes, I can hear you all now saying “Mantiq, there is nothing new here, Tauscher, who must be unbelievably wealthy by the way, is just reiterating same-old US policy.”

And you would be correct folks. That’s the problem. So much for those of you who think Obama represents anything different from the past.

The more things change, the more the Zionist Bullshit stays the same.

4. In honor of the no doubt non-zionist and huge fan of Mantiq al-Tayr person who tried the other day to destroy my computer through an infected email attachment, and also in honor of the Shas party, I insert for you here a nice short and revealing stupid-cat video. I had planned here to talk about Janine “The Female Wolf Blitzer” Zacharia, a leading Zionist Bullshitter for the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post, but that will just have to wait till next time.

5. An imaginary reader of Mantiq al-Tayr wrote in and asked “Are the stupid cats you feature a metaphor for something?”

Yes.

6.  Another reader, one who is testing out the still experimental Mantiq al-Tayr blog reader that actually is able to download Mantiq al-Tayr posts before they’ve even been written (man I expect to make some money of off that invention), asks:  Isn’t Janine Zacharia a beautiful model?

Well, this Janine Zacharia is.

But this is the one we’ll be talking about. And I warn you, think before you click.

A New Way to Celebrate Passover

1. Let’s all enjoy Passover Week the way they do in Israel by killing Palestinian children. I mean, what better way to celebrate a holiday that sanctifies plagues and mass infanticide? Could you imagine if every year Muslims gathered their children at home and held a dinner for them that ran for hours and hours during which they celebrated the massacre of a bunch of Jewish kids?

2. Oh, and btw, I hope all of you followed Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (until he is impeached) Barack Obama’s example and held a wonderful Seder at your home. If you did not, then you need to send an apology to Abe Foxman.   How cool do you think it was of this guy to fly to Afghanistan to show support for the puppet regime there and then immediately fly back and do this?

Associated Press Photo

The ISVPAA was quoted as saying at this commemoration of murder and pestilence visited upon the Egyptian people: “the enduring story of the Exodus teaches us that wherever we live, there is oppression to be fought and freedom to be won.”

Okay President Obama, what about the Palestinians?

3. The 15-year-old Palestinian killed by the IDF mentioned in item 1 was killed just hours after the Seder on a day known as “Land Day” to Palestinians. His name is Mohammad al-Faramawi. When will his people get their freedom Mr. IVPFAA?

4. Sam Bahour has a good piece here on the Seder from a Gazan perspective.

5. You know, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr have a great idea for Egyptian Pharoah and buffoon Muhammad Husni Mubarak that might help him not be universally hated for all-time by succeeding generations until the day of judgment. He should reorganize the popular Egyptian holiday of Sham al-Nasim by making it a commemoration of the Passover.  Egyptian mothers and fathers can sit with their children on the evening of Sham al-Nasim and give them plates of leavened bread filled with ful-mudammas, mulukhiyya and real hummus damn it, not just tahinah – real hummus, man when will they ever learn in Egypt?, but I digress. So they all sit down with a bunch of food and they can teach their children to say: “Well, we suffered ten horrible plagues to include the sacrifice of our first born sons, but it was worth it.”