1. We are almost there and hope to have it up tonight March 2. Sorry for the delay, but there’s a lot going on. A lot. We here at Mantiq al-Tayr have been very busy working on yet another new invention to go along with the “tafsiranator” and the “FBS.” We think you’ll like it. We will also solve the mystery of the collapse of WTC-7. By the way, we hinted at the answer in our most recent post but no alert reader has figured it out yet. Tomorrow, the mystery shall be revealed.
So until then, we leave you with this wonderful reminder of what we are up against. I swear, after you watch this you’ll be begging me to post more videos of stupid cats.
1. We here at Mantiq al-Tayr know that all you Mantiqiyyans out there spend a fair amount of time researching written, audio and video material on the web in order to keep up with all the latest Zionist Bullshit [ZB]. And believe me, we know how much time that takes. So we thought we’d help you out today. On the page today are youtube videos on a variety of subjects that we thought you all might enjoy and you can find them all here and won’t need to scour yahudtube to find them. Let me be clear, these videos were chosen randomly and if you think there is any kind of theme or themes in these selections then you are obviously some sort of conspiracy-theory wacko nut-case. These videos have nothing in common. Nothing. Nope, none. Really, I mean it. هههههه
One other thing. If you find anything in ANY of these videos to be funny, then you are a bad person and I’ll have Alan Derwoshitz say something nasty about you the next time he makes a fool of himself on Democracy Now.
Since they are all completely, totally, utterly unconnected in anyway whatsoever, feel free to view them in any order you wish.
Video One – One my favorites. Short and sweet.
Video Two – Also short, sweet and to the point.
Video Three – This one is a little longer – a whole minute. Shas Party members may have trouble concentrating on something that long.
Video Four – The cat looks dead to me. But apparently it is alive, according to the maker of the video.
Video Five – this one is 1:42. Hope those Shas folks can handle it.
Video Six – This one is a little longer.
Video Seven – This one is shorter. Shas Party members will find it soothing. So will Kadima Party members, Likud Party members in the US branches of the Knesset (that’s like 544 people or something) will also approve of it since they issued statements supporting it.
Video Eight – This video is the from the other side – the side that dear sweet little Jewish bitch said should be leveled.
The main guy is a young Palestinian journalist and peace activist Sameh Habeeb. He founded an on-line paper – The Palestine Telegraph.
Video Nine – Four minutes or so. Hang in their Shas boys.
Video Ten - Short video – stupid cat. A great combination.
Video Eleven – I’m doing this one as a public service to help creatures like David Gaubatz, Jordan’s King Abdallah, and Robert Spencer improve their Arabic.
Video 12 – Now this one is a long one, but I’ve always found it funny. In my view, the BBC newswoman, Jane Standley should have been a meteorologist.
Video Thirteen – Canada sometimes gets it right. I promise to continue making fun of Canada in future posts, but just not in this one.
Video Fourteen – This video has nothing whatsoever to do with anything else on today’s post. Nothing. Nope, no relation at all to the rest, really, none. At least none that Congress could figure out.
Video Fifteen – For some reason, and I just can’t figure out why, this video makes me wish I knew how to play the tambourine. Hmmm, just can’t figure out why.
Video 16 – Two songs for Palestine sung by the great Fairuz who just might be the single most important singer in the world. The two songs are, oh wait, why should I tell you? Why don’t you just go ask that fraud – oh, never mind, forget that. The two songs are:
“The Streets of Old Jerusalem” and “Let the Sword be Raised”
I believe that Wissam, a young American of Syrian descent, did a real nice job with the video. Nice work young man.
1. Alan Dershowitz says that South African Judge and Zionist Jew Richard Goldstone “is a traitor using his Jewishness to malign Israel… He is an evil man, one who allowed himself to be used against the Jewish people, an absolute traitor.” Apparently if you are a Jew, your loyalty is to Israel above anything else – even the truth. The South African Jewish community apparently shares Dershowitz’s assessment. (Red highlighting is mine.)
The once-brave judge who opened up apartheid’s can of worms and took on Yugoslav and Rwandan war criminals, did not do the brave thing this time – he did not defend Israel against the Human Rights Council onslaught. He did the opposite – he lent his standing, his Jewishness, to the attack on his people.
“His people” clearly equals “Israel.” That’s the equation, the Zionist theory of relativity. Keep it in mind or ignore it at your peril.
2. It looks like Beit Yehonatan will be saved. Damn that’s great news and I’m sure that Alan Dershowitz won’t be calling Shas Party leader and Israeli Interior Minister Eli Yishai a traitor. Yishai has apparently found a way to save this sacred and holy home. No doubt there will be dancing in the streets. Oh wait, I almost forgot. Most of you may not even know what Beit Yehonatan is, so how could you take part in the rejoicing? Well, goys and girls, why don’t you just get a cup of your favorite beverage – as long as that beverage isn’t made in Israel – and settle down at your computer and we here at Mantiq al-Tayr will slowly remove the veil that covers the face of the beautiful bride. Please scroll down slowly and take a peak.
Very slowly.
I mean it. You know I’ve always been right before.
Damn it, that’s too fast. Slow down or I’ll hit you over the head with one of Derwoshitz’s books.
Its my house!
So, here is the story.
It’s 2004 and times are tough in Judas-Stan. So, the great humanitarian organization Ateret Cohanim decided that there still were not enough Jewish fanatics living in what’s left of the Arab part of Jerusalem, so they acquired land and built a seven-story dwelling in the name of Jonathan Pollard. This Pollard-authorized website puts it so touchingly: [notice to Shas party idiots - the red highlighting is mine)
Symbolically, nominally, morally, and even in simple translation from Hebrew, "Beit Yehonatan" is "Jonathan's House". It is Jonathan's in all but deed. The property was bought, built, inaugurated and named in honor of the Israeli captive,Yehonaton Pollard, who is serving his 25th year of a life sentence in an American prison for his service to the security of the state of Israel. This is the 25th year of Pollard's betrayal abandonment by the Government of Israel. The news item below takes on added significance, if the reader understands that this is Jonathan's house which is under attack.
Make's you want to cry yourself a Jordan River, doesn't it?
Funny thing though, they forgot to get a permit to build the building and the Israeli court system ordered it be taken down. That order came about two years ago, but, surprise surprise, it never happened. And as you can see from this link, it looks like the house gets to stay. Jerusalem's mayor did everything he could to stonewall the delivery of the eviction notice - it never was delivered - and Netanyahu aided him in this.
Jerusalem's mayor, Nir Barkat, had come up with a compromise though that might have worked. He said that if the 8 Jewish families had to go, then he'd have 200 Palestinian homes destroyed. After all, you want it to look like you were discriminating against Jews, right? Folks, I am not making this up. This article is a good place to start. And remember, we are talking about Zionist equations here - Zionist math. One Jewish building goes, so 200 Palestinian ones must go. Zionist relativity.
3. Ateret Cohanim is a most interesting outfit. It doesn't just try to buy land it also appears that it steals it and it seems to have no regard for even Israeli law, never mind international law.
On 2 April, while Nasser was visiting his mother in the nearby Wadi Joz neighborhood, 42 Israeli colonists from Ataret Cohanim, armed with M-16s, broke down the door of the house and confiscated the apartment inside belonging to Hazem Jaber. It was 2:30am and they were aided by Israeli special forces. The mosque in the neighborhood alerted families in the area and a fight ensued in the street. Twenty Palestinians, including women and children, were beaten up by special forces police and seven were arrested, including Nasser, his brothers, and his son. Sami al-Jundi, one of Nasser's neighbors who was beaten up, observed, "They did not use live ammunition or tear gas bombs. Instead they beat us with batons and sprayed us with pepper spray. They know that if Palestinian blood spills in the streets of the Old City a third intifada will follow."
American Friends of Ateret Cohanim, a nonprofit organization that sends millions of shekels worth of donations to Israel every year for clearly political purposes, such as buying Arab properties in East Jerusalem, is registered in the United States as an organization that funds educational institutes in Israel.
In 2007, American (and I use the term loosely) Friends of Ateret Cohanim raised just over 2 million dollars. 1.6 million of that went to Ateret Cohanim in Israel. Even more interesting in this:
The remainder was used to cover administrative overhead, including fund-raising expenses and an $80,000 salary for Shoshana Hikind, the American organization's vice president and de facto director, whose husband Dov is a New York state assemblyman and well-known supporter of the Israeli right.
And it gets even better. Read the following: [and read the entire article too]
An influential Jewish community leader and Democratic State Assemblyman from New York is currently heading a mission of about 50 Americans through the West Bank and East Jerusalem to promote home purchases in the area and to protest U.S. President Barack Obama’s Middle East policy.
And who would that be? (Shas Party members get two guesses). Yup, it is good old Dov.
So tax payers, you are supporting his wife who is running a very questionable charity that supports ethnic cleansing and you are supporting her husband too as he goes on his junkets to Israel. Hahahahahahaha ……….ha.
Oh, but it gets even better and better. Dov is gonna buy land in Israel too. Here’s an amusing post about Dov Hikind.
And here’s a nice picture of Dov. Your man in Judas-Stan.
Dov is wearing the hat
If you click on the picture and scroll down, you will find the following text:
NY State Assemblyman Dov Hikind has been a strong supporter of Israel and has visited Israel many times. He was in Israel for a short visit to talk to leaders of the settlement movement about projects that he and others can take upon themselves to help thwart the plan for Israeli withdrawal from major parts of the Land of Israel. In Elon Moreh he met with Benny Katzover, one of the founders of the community and a long-time leader in the struggle for the Land of Israel. They discussed cooperation with other leaders in building an overall plan.
What is Elon Moreh? Why it’s an illegal Israeli settlement near Nablus and the photo is from the settlement’s web page. Katzover is one of he founders of the settlement and is also one of the founders of the fanatical Gush Emunim.
The settlement does have a nice web page. You can even become a website member. If you click on the homepage button and choose “membership” you will learn that:
“All donations are tax-deductible”. Hahahahahaha – again.
Is there a pattern developing here? And it’s in New Jersey too. One of our favorite states as readers of this blog know.
4. Mike Pence, a professional ass-kisser of Israel, was on the Christian Broadcasting Nutwork recently doing pro-Israeli hard-core porn. The video link is here. It does not seem to be on youtube so I’m not inserting it. However, I did take the time to transcribe it. If Mike Rivero is correct and Pence enters the race for Israeli Vice President of American Affairs (IVPAA – new readers should search on this), and if he wins, then Hamas is going to have to recognize America as a Jewish State before negotiations will be allowed to begin. Here is what Pence said. If you are under the age of eighteen, please skip this section.
I have grown increasingly troubled at the mixed signals that this administration is sending to the various parties in the region. It feels for all the world that we are sliding back to the era of the Clinton administration where it was the ambition of the United States to be an honest broker in the region. Well, I take issue with that. I think President George W. Bush got it right. The United States certainly wants to be honest, but we don’t want to be a broker. A broker doesn’t take sides. A broker negotiates between parties of equals. The United States must always make it clear that we are interested in justice in the region. We are interested in compassion. That the American people pray for the peace of Jerusalem for all the people of Jerusalem. But America is on the side of Israel. And to send any other message than our unwavering support, that we will stand with what the sovereign government and the people of Israel decide is in their interest, I think represents a departure from where the heart of the American people are. It’s been a joy for me though, maybe more than any other issue. Ever since I first arrived on Capital Hill, whenever any topic of Israel came up I would run to the house floor and seek time and speak. And it generated some interesting conversations early on. A number of my more liberal colleagues some of whom are from the Jewish community and the Democratic Party would often times come up to me and say “Hey, great speech.” And they’d say “Is there a big Jewish population out there in eastern Indiana we don’t know about?” I’d say “No, no, no, no. Not very large at all to my knowledge.” And they say, you know, “Well what’s your mother’s maiden name?” You know. Trying to figure out.
And I would always take the moment to say, you know, my love for Israel as a bible-believing Christian raised in the heartland of this country is very typical. That the overwhelming majority of Americans cherish Israel, they want American to stand with Israel. And it’s really been the foundation of forging some very meaningful relationships with members on the other side of the aisle. And really some people around the country who have, who may not agree with my conservative views on any other issue but appreciate me giving voice to the views of the bible-believing Christians around America.
In comparison to all the Israeli-firsters on this page, Judge Goldstone is looking pretty good to me.
5. Oh shit, I almost forgot. Nobel Peace Prize winner and Israeli Vice President for American Affairs, Baruch Obama, has launched the long-awaited assault on Marja. Patrick Cockburn has some commentary that everyone should read.
Goldstone is still looking pretty good, eh?
6. Shalabi is a word that means something like “pretty” or “handsome”. Freeman, in the comments section, used it to describe Iris Dement and since she is obviously a woman he used the feminine form of the word - shalabiyyah. Of course there is also the Lebanase song Al-Bint al-Shalabiyyah (sometimes rendered Bint al-Shalabiyyah) that Fairuz, for example, has sung.
Well, there is a very nice Palestinian/International a cappella choir based in Ramallah called Zaridash. Here is the first part of their rendering of Al-Bint Al-Shalabiyyah. (Lyrics are here). Oh, and look out, many of the singers are Palestinians – OMG. Ooh, scary. Boo.
These are the very people so many fanatics discussed in this post want to drive out of their homes.
I think these young people are quite the handsome group. BTW, the video was done at the Quaker’s Meeting House is Ramallah.
Who in their right minds would make these people their enemy?
1. Israeli Vice-President for American Affairs (IVPAA), Barrack Hussein Obama (BO) is in such a bind that even Daniel “Dracula” Pipes (DDP), one of our favorite loons here at Mantiq al-Tayr, has offered him advice. I guess the IVPAA just isn’t getting enough advice from Zionist Jews and Israeli – Firsters like Rahm Israel Emmanuel, David Axelrod and Dennis Ross and . . . . . (insert long list), so in service to his country, Israel, Count Daniel came to his rescue.
BO is indeed in deep shit. His approval ratings are plummeting faster than New York skyscrapers hit by airplanes, his health proposal is deader than a Palestinian child murdered by an Israeli soldier, the US economy is in a complete total shambles from which it will almost certainly never recover, the public is becoming more and more aware of what it needs to do about Ben Shalom Bernanke, Larry Summers and Tim Geitner, the war in Afghanistan is, well, we are getting our asses kicked, Iraq – hell, who needs to mention that disaster, Adam Pearlman remains the only fat person in what the government calls Afpak – quite a feat frankly, wonder how he manages that, but I digress, the United States is hated everywhere in the world – and I mean hated, the Chinese just bitch-slapped Hillary so hard over Taiwan that she had to go to France to suck (up to) Sarkozy and she then bitch-slapped China back over Iran – not a good idea considering China owns tons of US debt, Climate Gate is the laughing-stock of the entire Internet and there’s still that funny little documentation issue that BO has as a sword of Damocles hanging over his Israeli-operated guest house on Pennsylvania Avenue.
So, while I am not one to offer free advice to the likes of BO, duty calls and I must answer.
Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama, you owe it to the highly-taxed, increasingly jobless and war-weary citizens of these United States to do something dramatic that will restore American’s prestige in the world, bring an end to International Terrorism, and provide future job opportunities for the American working and middle classes. Therefore you must bomb Israel’s nuclear facilities at Dimona. In fact, you should go beyond that and destroy Israel’s Airforce completely which should then make Israel even less likely to invade Lebanon and will prevent it from launching an attack on Iran.
Here are some maps you can give to your military planners.
The nuke plant is 13km sout-east of Dimona
Here’s another view, this one is from Google.
Making the Desert Glow
Just think what a devastating schlock and awe strike on Israel would do for the United States. Al-Qa’ida would disband. Iran would probably agree to almost any deal about its own nuclear facilities – which unlike Israel’s – are legal, the Chinese would probably not cash in the humongous US debt it owns, Europeans will love us again and you will probably prevent Sarah Palin from becoming president in 2012. Hell, they might even give you the Nobel Peace Prize. Oh, wait, never mind on that last thing. You already got it for killing Muslims.
Of course there are some risks to this strategy. For example, Israel would probably set off one or more of its nuclear bombs that it most likely has planted in one or more major US cities (I hope New York is one, but beggars can’t be choosers), Israel would probably also launch one or more of the nuclear missiles it has targeted against European cities (Paris, please, please) and Rahm will probably expose you for not being constitutionally qualified to be president. But there’s an upside to all of this.
First of all, there’s too damn many people on the planet anyway, ask that genius of geniuses Frosty Wooldridge, so what if we lose a few million here and in Europe? Besides think of all the great jobs programs you can set up to rebuild the US and Europe – The Barrack Obama Plan [The BOP] – has a nice ring to it, no?
Also, who says only Muslims get to be invaded, bombed and slaughtered these days? Why not let some of the rest of the world in on the fun? I mean, having your loved-ones killed by crazy followers of a perverted ideology isn’t something that just Palestinians and Lebanese should enjoy, let’s let the Europeans the Americans in on the action.
And you’ll be so popular after you do this that I bet we can get the US Knesset to amend the constitution to say that if you have a Muslim name it doesn’t matter where you were born or what your true citizenship status is. After all, we all know the US legislature is run by Islamofascists anyway.
Also, Rahm Israel Emanuel will probably resign. In fact, I bet lots of the loyalty-challenged people who completely surround you, would resign. Also in fact, I bet the people of these United States would help you out in “asking” for their resignations.
"Rahm, David, Dennis and all the rest of you . . . . please step down. Thank you."
2. Now I know what you all are thinking (remember the FBS we invented?). You are thinking, “Mantiq, what the fuck is that picture of a bar-code doing up at the top of today’s post and what the hell does it have to do with Obama declaring Jewhad against Israel?” Frankly, I thought you’d never ask. Oh, one other thing though before I get to that. I bet you are also thinking “Hey, Mantiq, you are right. How is it that Adam Pearlman is still so fat living up in the wild mountains of Bombistan or whatever the hell the place is called?”
Leader of "Jews for Muhammad"
You know, it must suck to be a young out of work hopeless male living under Israeli occupation who then joins some radical group only to discover that an American Jew is part of the leadership of that group that is asking him to go die in some stupid war. But I digress.
Oh, did I mention my Palestinian immigrant friend? He told me last week that he was completely fed up living in a country that is totally dominated by Zionist Jews and various Christian morons who think Israel is Jesus. So he went back to Israel.
Okay, back to that bar code. It’s time to boycott Israel folks. Completely. That bar code in the picture begins with 729 – the 729 means the product is from Israel. Do not buy anything made in Israel (to include most US politicians.)
Boycott Israel
This website is one I hope all readers of Mantiq al-Tayr will visit and will learn as much about the boycott as possible. The boycott is known as Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions for Palestine (BDS – literally is used – Google that shit.) It covers not just goods, but also academic and cultural things as well. Read that site and learn and follow through. We are on the verge of a new war folks – against Iran and you are going to be fed lots of Zionist bullshit to make you swallow that war. Stop buying Zionist bullshit – whether that bullshit is Zionist dairy products, movies, academics, or politicians.
Did you know that BO recently signed a memo that allows Israelis to import dairy products into the US without paying any sort of tarif – unlike most of the rest of the world? So look at those milk containers follks – if you see 729 you must decline.
“My American colleague was under a lot of pressure and almost gave up, saying that if the American system imposed a protection levy it would last forever. I told him that we Israelis can think differently. I turned to the Agriculture Ministry’s representative at the Israeli Embassy in Washington, and the matter was dealt with quickly.”
If it’s 729 you must decline.
As far as the boycott of Israeli goods and services goes, we may need to go beyond that and not buy things made by companies that are Jewish owned and support Israel. Think about it.
3. The Cardin State, as I call it, continues its leadership role in being a nest for Israeli spies and propagandists. Got to admire their tenacity. The latest sign of infection is manifested by the malevolent presence of Israeli propagandist film maker Dan Geva who is showing films at the Maryland Institute College of Art [warning - if you click on the MICA link make sure you have a barf-bag handy] this week and later on he’ll be at Johns Hopkins and also Goucher college. He is showing two films about Israel and how wonderful it is and how deep and lovely it is even though it has a few warts. [You know, little things, like being run by a bunch of war criminals.] One is called “No. 17” [it ought to be called "N o. 729") and the other is "Description of a Memory."
Geva is doing his hasbara work courtesy of the Schusterman Program which this year is sending 8 "Israeli Artists" to do hasbarah in the US.
With funding from the Charles and Lynn Schusterman Family Foundation and others, the Schusterman Visiting Artist Program is one of the largest organized residency programs of Israeli artists ever to launch in the U.S. It awards Israeli artists—including filmmakers, choreographers, musicians, writers and visual artists—two- to four-month residencies at North American universities, museums, Jewish community centers and other cultural organizations, with a focus on fostering interaction between the artists and the communities where they are based.
Here are the eight wonderful Israelis coming to bring you joy this spring. Each one is clearly an Islamofascist.
The Schusterman Visiting Artist Program spring 2010 cohort will include:
Filmmaker Ayelet Bargur, director of The House on August Street. She will be in residence at the Pittsburgh Jewish and Israeli Film Festival.
Documentary filmmakers Dan and Noit Geva. They will be in residence at the Maryland Institute College of Art in Baltimore, and Dan will also teach a class on Israeli film at Johns Hopkins University.
Performance artists Judah (Gilor Yehuda) and Tedross (Reuben Aragai) who together comprise AXUM, which adds unique Middle Eastern and Ethiopian sounds to Israeli hip-hop and reggae. They will be hosted by the Emory University Hillel.
Choreographer Idan Cohen, whose recent Swan Lake production has had enormous success in Israel and Europe. He will be hosted by the Amherst and Smith College Hillels and the Five College Dance Department (Amherst, Hampshire, Mount Holyoke, Smith and UMass Amherst). At the end of his residency, the dancers in his company will join him for the U.S. premiere of his full-length version of Swan Lake in Amherst and performances at CPR—Center for Performance Research in New York City.
Author Alex Epstein, one of Israel’s rising stars in the literary world. He will be teaching at Denver University, and his collection of stories, “Blue Has No South,” will be released in the U.S. this spring.
Musician Amir Gwirtzman, a veritable Pied Piper, who has performed at the White House and in festivals all over the world. Under the sponsorship of the Institute for Southern Jewish Life, which is based in Jackson, Mississippi, Gwirtzman will take his 20 instruments on the road to perform in communities across the Southeast.
We believe that the best way to ensure that the Jewish people thrive, not merely survive, in the 21st century and beyond is for the worldwide Jewish community to work cooperatively to strengthen the Jewish identity of those for whom a link to the past—including the horrors of the Holocaust and the miraculous development of the State of Israel—is an increasingly insufficient reason to remain or choose to be Jewish in the future.
Boycott Israel
4. Okay, our country is going to hell. So how should I end today’s post? Would a video making fun of kitty cats be a good way? Hmmm. I’d love to. But how about another attractive woman who can sing? (I can hear Freeman now.] I say let’s go for the latter and in this case she’s singing about her home town going to hell – an apt metaphor for the whole country. Her name is Iris Dement. Now she’s not a Shi’ite, and she doesn’t dance like Haifa Wehbe, but I sure do like her sometimes. Listen, reflect, weep and . . .
