The Song of Solomon

1. Yep we are already into the New Year (1431 AH – started almost a month ago) and I know what you all are thinking, this thanks to the gift I got from the TSA for Christmas this year, the Full Brain Scanner (FBS), not to be confused with the Full Body Scanner which they will soon be using in every airport in the country so they can look up your asshole. No, this new device, leaked to me by a Mooselim associate placed in the TSA as a spy as a personal favor to me by Nihad Awad, allows me to read the thoughts of anyone who reads this blog. The TSA is going to use theirs so see if any of you have ever read this blog and then they will put you on the no-flight list, but I digress.  I am using it, and you’ll just have to trust me, for your own good.

Here’s what it looks like.

Mantiq al-Tayr's new weapon

Anyway, as I was saying, I know what you are thinking. [Except for readers of this blog who are in the Shas Party, who, next to Americans, are the stupidest creatures on the planet.] You are thinking “Mantiq, what the fuck ever happened to Solomon Dwek?”. [For previous reporting on this miscreant, see here and here.] Well, Solomon has left the lovely Garden State and guess where he is now? I mean, if you leave one state that is simply an Israeli front operation that masquerades as being part of the US because you were forced to rat on a bunch of crooks and human organ dealers, were would you go? New York?  That would be a good choice, but he may have pissed off too many people there too? So what state would he choose – remember it has to be one filled with Israeli spies and traitors to the United States like Mark Tsvi and a whole host of others (the technical term for “whole host” is “shitload”).  Yes, you got it goys and girls, Solomon went off to the Cardin State and appears to be residing in that state’s most magnificent city, Glen Burnie (just kidding, actually it is Baltimore).

And Phil Jacobs of the Baltimore Jewish Times is pissed. However, he does not seem to be pissed just because Dwek is a crook, he also seems just a little bit teensy weensy zionistee pissed because Dwek outed some Jews.

He writes (as usual red high-lighting is mine):

“Our belief is that Mr. Dwek used his closeness and the sterling reputation of his family to manipulate individuals who trusted that he never would have involved them into criminal activity,” said an attorney quoted in the Newark Star Ledger. It was called “Operation Big Rig” and it involved political corruption in New Jersey. It was an investigation spearheaded by the FBI and IRS and the U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey. It has resulted in the arrest of 44 people, including five Orthodox rabbis from the Syrian Jewish community. The arrests also included mayors and other Jersey municipal officials.
You know what, go ahead and Google Solomon Dwek, you’ll learn what you need to know.

Can I digress for a second? Thank you, I  knew you’d agree – my FBS told me so.I decided I would Google Solomon Dwek (sounds almost like an unnatural act, doesn’t it?]. Guess what, the 20th hit is to one of the articles on this site. Yay!!!

Anyway, Jacobs continues:

He is to be sentenced in February.
In the meantime, is it possible that his very presence poses a risk to the Jewish community? Is it over the top to even think that?
But Solomon Dwek is bringing the baggage of his fraud conviction and even his informant status to Baltimore.

Yessiree, them there Baltimorons sure would not tolerate informers now would they?

Anyway, another Islamofascist writer, Moe Tkacik (pronounced “Hesham”), looks at the situation in a more enlightened manner.  She notes, for example, that it was not just Jews who were snared in Dwek’s web.

Most importantly, Dwek’s wiretapping tour of ethical decay sampled so many ethnicities, creeds, and folksy accents that it dulls the double-edged sword of “Jewish exceptionalism” that makes New York’s Newhouse fear a shandeh for the goyim.

Italians, Irish, Jews; diamonds, kidneys, zoning ordinances — everyone in this case had something they were dishonestly brokering.

Nice that she can put it in perspective. And I don’t do Yiddish on this this blog, so you all will have to look up shandeh for yourselves. Of course, just in case some readers are from the Shas Party, or from Glen Burnie, I’ll go a head and tell you – it means “shame” or “disgrace.”

Did I mention that Moe is a babe? (Don’t tell Freeman).  She does seem to get around a lot and to write for several outfits. She got let go by Gawker a while back. Maybe if Jim “Phil Tourney can go fuck-himself” Tucker, the mis-managing editor of the American Free Press, actually does fire Michael Collins Piper, he could hire her?  But once again, I digress. I mean, Tucker is a big fan of Oiley Taitz, and Moe’s definitely an improvement over her.

Anyway, Moe does have a way with words. She closes her piece on Dwek by pointing out that Dwek indeed has a good side, as he made close friends with a very young Christian boy who was dying of cancer and even helped cover the child’s funeral expenses.

And here’s the smoking gun: Dwek met a 7-year-old who was dying of cancer in a hospital in 1998 and visited him every week in the hospital until he died, when he was there to console the family and also help with their hospital bills — and the kid was a goy. The goyim totally lose it over stories like this.

2. Now, we want to get the new year off to a good start, so we are going to do so by talking about a Lebanese Shi’ite Mooselim. And she’s a hell of a lot cuter than Hasan Nasrallah. In fact, we hope that right here, right now, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr will be ushering in a new dancing fad reminiscent of the Macarena. We call it the Haifa.

We wonder here how long it will be before Freeman finds this.

In all seriousness, Ms. Wehbe is quite the singer and she also has some guts. Her brother was killed fighting the Israelis during their murderous invasion of Lebanon in 1982. After Israel’s ass-kicking at the hands of Hizballah in 2006, Ms. Wehbe publically congratulated Hasan Nasrallah.

And I love this quote from her on the 2006 war:

“I believe the whole world knows who started this war and who aggressed on whose land.” she said, “There isn’t a war that starts from nothing and he who begins is the unjust one”.

We here at Mantiq al-Tayr wonder what new wars the year 2010 will bring, and who it is who will start them.