Rabbi John Hagee
1. Zionist Jew and Chief Rabbi of the Sanhedrin, John Hagee, needs your help and only you can do it – you meaning “stupid dumb shit Americans” (SDSAs). And we here an Mantiq al-Tayr are always on the lookout for ways to help SDSAs do what they do best – support Israel. For the only way to really serve Rabbi Hagee is to serve Israel. Not only that, but the only way to give to the poor, to aid the needy, to help the helpless, is to do so through Israel. And today, not only can you give to Israel so it can kill Palestinians, Hagee informs us that the only way to help the suffering masses of Haiti is to do so by giving money to Israel so Israel can save Haiti from the recent American invasion of that country. Oh, not quite, got that wrong. You need to help Israeli efforts in Haiti to make Israel’s image in the media look better so that Israel can continue to massacre the Palestinians while the main $tream media, owned entirely by Islamofascists, wildly exaggerates and blathers on and on about how Israeli is saving Haitians. So giving money to Hagee to give to Israel to be used in Haiti has a double benefit: some Hatians get some treatment and more Palestinians can be killed at the same time. That’s two for one. What could be a better deal than that?
So goys and girls get out your credit cards – if they aren’t maxed out already because you lost your job thanks to CAIR’s lobbying efforts on behalf of defenseless women and children, and max them out to help the Israelis get the medical equipment they need in Haiti. First of all the Israelis need:
1. Organ transporting equipment. This one is for kidneys.
This handy device will allow G-d’s chosen tribe to ship back to Israel all those spare kidneys they are coming across in Haiti. But this thing is expensive, so please max out your credit cards fast!. Besides, this great little machine needs lots of spare parts:
And, since it is going to have to be put on airplanes to fly back to Judea and Samaria, you need to also pay for hundreds of kidney transporter carrying cases:
Glad they put those arrows on it
And just in case the IDF’s medical teams in Haiti want to take back other things besides kidneys, other types of organ and blood transporting equipment will be needed.
Blood a Human Organ Transporters
And we have even better news. Just in case too many Haitian corpses have rotted away too much to be of use, the IDF in Haiti may need some organ donor creation equipment. And it turns out, and I’m sure this is not just a coincidence, that Trijicon suddenly has thousands of extra rifle scopes available for just this purpose.
Organ Donor Creator with Mounted Trijicon Scope
In fact, I bet if you ask, Trijicon will remove the New Testament references on the scope and replace them with ones from the Old Testament.
Stuff like this: “With you I will shatter men and women, old people and children, young men and maidens. “
Or this:
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Inspiring quotes indeed. Kind makes you want to convert to Judaism, like Hagee obviously has done, doesn’t it?
2. Well folks, we want you to know that it is safe to convert to Judaism again. We all have Rabbi Leib Tropper to thank for this as he has recently stepped down from the Eternal Jewish Family outfit which he founded and used as a base to control conversions to Judaism. Well, it appears, based on a report from the Baltimore Jewish Times, which as far as we can tell here at Mantiq al-Tayr is the official newspaper for the government of the state of Maryland, that Rabbi Troppper may have jazzed up the conversion process a bit. It appears that female converts had to do sex shows for him or something. I guess that would really test the sincerity of the potential convert, something Rabbis seem oh so concerned about.
The BJT’s story is actually taken from Failedmessiah.com, a website set up to provide goyim with endless hours of entertainment. But it has also been reported in the New York Post – a fine upstanding publication no doubt owned by Islamofacists. The NYP’s writers, Reuven Blau and Melissa Klein, in typical high-brow fashion, open the story thusly [red highlights are mine]:
A prominent Orthodox rabbi has been caught on tape discussing his apparent love affair with a shiksa he was converting to Judaism — whom he allegedly also pushed to have sex with his friends.
Rabbi Leib Tropper of Rockland County is heard encouraging pretty, blond Shannon Orand of Houston to participate in phone sex and actual sex with men the rabbi knows, including one he calls “the Satmar guy.”
Could you imagine if some Muslim Imam were doing this?
Anyway, Ms. Orand taped some of her phone calls with the Rabbi (which may actually be illegal, but only a fool would prosecute) and they are on youtube.
Rabbi Tropper has stepped down from the EJF and the EJF website is currently undergoing renovation. I guess it’ll take quite some time to clean up all the rabbinical jizz that’s on those pages.
Now Ms. Orand was undetterred by her experiences with Tropper and absolutely insisted on converting to Judaism. [I think the word "Orand" must mean "stupid" or something.] She tells her story here - after her conversion in Israel under the supervision of an Israeli settler extremist Rabbi who is the chief rabbi for Hebron – a city under vicious Israeli occupation and infected with a small group of insane Jews who spend much of their free time harassing the town’s indigenous Arab residents. I hope Ms. Orand gets to join them on their rampages now that she has a right to live there and they do not.
Ms. Orand’s latest Rabbi is Dov Lior who is the chief Rabbi of Kiryat Arba and Hebron and who is a bigot of the first order. Kiryat Arba is an Israeli settlement built right next to Hebron and is filled with fundamentalist Jews whose zealotry and bigotry would make people in the KKK blush. One of Lior’s chief contributions to Jewish thought is his recommendation that Arabs taken prisoner by Israelis be used for medical experiments. He also endorsed the book entitled “The King’s Torah” by Rabbi Yitzhak Shapira (not Shapiro) which states the following:
“It is permissable to kill the Righteous among Nations even if they are not responsible for the threatening situation,” he wrote, adding: “If we kill a Gentile who has sinned or has violated one of the seven commandments – because we care about the commandments – there is nothing wrong with the murder.”
Now that Tropper is out, Judaism can continue on this holy course.
3. Rabbi Dovid Kornreich, who teaches American yeshiva students in Israel, believes that gay Jews should kill themselves.
4. Let’s end today’s post on a positive note. Imagine you are driving through one of Israel’s big cities such as New York, Boston, Washington or Los Angeles. The weather is hot, the exhaust is stifling, the horns are loud, the cabbies are defying the laws of physics and you are wishing that you could just make it home so you can watch Jack Bauer kill and torture people. You find yourself at yet another intersection with an interminable red light. You look to your left and there in the median strip is a funny looking older man wearing a robe, grinning from ear to ear and holding up a cross. You smile thinking the man must be nuts. Suddenly six police cars appear blocking traffic all over the place. You can’t move, so you roll down your window and watch and listen to the show as the police confront the man and his cross. They tell him that he must put the cross down because it is a weapon and that he has no right to preach on the spot he is standing. He shows them a piece of paper. You hear him say it has written on it a Supreme Court decision that says he does have the right to stand where he is, hold up his cross and to call people to Christ. They threaten to arrest him and drag him to jail if he does not leave. After much debate with LA’s finest, the funny looking old man and takes his cross and leaves recalling these words: If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave that home or town. You feel a little sorry for him, and for reasons not clear to you, some sadness. Maybe its your conscience telling you that things are more amiss than you thought. You don’t offer the man a ride. Instead you go home and watch 24 and try to forget today so you can deal with tomorrow.
Brother Nathanael Kapner
That funny looking older man is Brother Nathanael Kapner. Born a Jew, he converted to Greek Orthodox Christianity many years ago, and for reasons that are not entirely clear to us at Mantiq al-Tayr, Brother Nathanael spends much of his time doing what he calls “street evangelism” and he does it all over the country. The story above happened to him a few days ago in Los Angeles. Brother Nathanael has been known to take his cross to Wall Street and to openly preach the gospel and to denounce the evils of our financial system and those who run it [they are not Islamofacists, by the way]. They don’t like it when he does this. He openly criticizes the damage done to this country by the likes of people like Ben Shalom Bernanke and he is a fervent critic of the evils of Zionism and a defender of the rights of the Palestinians. He is ardent and hard-hitting. He is also eloquent.
Amidst the cacophony of madness that permeates our lives; the rantings of the likes of John Hagee, Glen Beck, Mike Savage, Bill O’reilly, Pat Robertson, Wolf Blitzer, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Rush Limbaugh, false prophets all; the destruction of our country’s economy by the Israeli-Lobby controlled Congress, the Federal Reserve, the bankers and investment firms; the rotting of our cities, our educational system, our youth; the needless and evil wars we are fighting and all the people we are killing; our insane support of the horrors perpetrated by Israel on the Palestinian people and upon so many people in Lebanon and elsewhere; in the midst of all this madness, it’s nice to look up for a moment and see a brave, funny looking man with a ragged beard and a big smile who is standing in the median strip, holding up the cross and in the name of his Lord calling upon all of us to shake off the Zionist yoke and to follow in the foot steps of Jesus Christ.
A moment of sanity in an insane world.
Amen.
