Eating Jesus in a Failed State

1. Larry David eats Jesus.

2. Paul Craig Roberts makes a persuasive argument that the United States is a “failed state” – said term a favorite of neo-cons talking about countries they don’t like, want to dominate or both. And, in that sense too, I guess Roberts is right since these United States are both disliked and dominated by the neo-cons.

Roberts names some of the principal culprits in turning the US economy into a rubbish heap and who managed to make the United States a world leader in disparities in both wealth and income distribution.  Read the article and notice how many of the people he names are Islamofascists.  Warning, it will be hard to read Roberts’ article without getting really pissed off and without realizing that there will be no recovery from the current economic disaster we are experiencing.  Hope you enjoy your football.

3. A while back I warned that the so-called alternative Israeli Lobby “J Street” was nothing more than a wolf in sheep’s clothing.  See item 2 of this post from July. Phil Giraldi, who knows well the damage done to these United States by the Israeli Lobby, clearly agrees. See his piece on Anitwar.com called “My Problem with J Street.”

The piece has a bunch of right on characterizations of J Street. Here are two of them:

J Street wants carte blanche United States support for Israel and, indeed, it might reasonably be described as little more than a spin-off of the existing Israel Lobby to make it more palatable to the liberal Democrats that make up the Obama Administration.

And this one talking about J Street’s Executive Director Jeremy Ben-Ami:

Ben-Ami does not accept the UN’s Goldstone report that detailed the Israeli war crimes committed in Gaza in January, saying he is against embracing “the Goldstone report and for standing up for the right of Israel to defend itself or for its military aid.”  He publicly praised President Obama for rejecting the report’s carefully arrived-at conclusions.

It’s a good piece worth reading and saving.

4.  Found this picture of Hillary Clinton taken during her visit on November 1, 2009 to meet with her supervisor. It’s an AP photo on Blogcatalogue.

Why doesn't she just resign?

A Question for the FBI

Would you give a high-level security clearance to this man?

1. Hi FBI guys. I have a question.  How many of you are allowed to moonlight for a foreign corporation and add at least 25K a year to your salary?

Stewart Nozette was allowed to do this for 10 years while holding shit-loads of security clearances. Oh, one other thing about this allegedly highly talented scientist that I’m sure readers of this little blog would like to hear about. No, I’m not talking about his taking the bait like a starving piranha presented with kosher matza when the FBI folks correctly ambushed this loyalty-challenged asshole. (I hope the agent or agents involved get promoted.  Somehow I suspect that won’t be the case. A  little birdie makes me think this.)

No, the other thing is that according to this report Nozette admitted to the FBI person or persons who should get promoted but won’t that he had ALREADY sold out this country to Israel. So this extra bit of moonlighting he wanted to do was just gravy. Kosher gravy.

No wonder Nozette thought that he was double dipping since he told the FBI agent who was working diligently to stop this traitor:

“I thought I was working for you already. I mean that’s what I always thought, [the foreign company] was just a front.”

Soooooooooooooooooooo Israel Aerospace Industries is just a front? Wow, who the  hell else in the United States with super high security clearances [Nozette has claimed he has a Q clearance - it apparently was really a Star of David clearance] works for Israel Aerospace Industries?  Hey FBI dudes, that would be a really cool thing to look into.

The prosecutor, Anthony Asuncion, made a most interesting statement at Nozette’s bond hearing:

“He told the agent that he had indeed communicated classified information,” Asuncion said. “He had admitted to the agent actual espionage.”

It looks like the FBI has also put Attorney General Eric (Pardon Mark Rich) Holder in quite a bind. For once he has to come down hard on an Israeli spy:

“At the end of the bond hearing yesterday, a magistrate judge ordered Nozette held without bail. Underscoring how seriously authorities are taking the case, Eric Holder “ordered special communications restrictions placed on him,” prosecutors said.”

Oh, one other thing. Did you notice the picture at the top of this page? It’s of Stew the Jew Nozette in India and he’s standing in front of the Taj Mahal in India. Nozette is also thought to have brought  flash drives to India. Maybe that’s what he was doing when he posed for this picture. Maybe he was on an officially government-sponsored trip – being paid nice extra money to sell out the readers of Mantiq al-Tayr.

The tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr all wish to chirp their thanks most loudly to the Anonymous Arabista who brought the TPM article to our attention.

2. I had actually planned to make my next post something positive about human beings, Muslims and the Middle East. But this Nozette thing came up and I decided to put that off. However, we here at Mantiq al-Tayr love animals and we thought that this was a horrific case of horse-abuse and thought we should bring it to your attention. How could you give horses these awful names?  (Don’t worry, we’ll get back to making fun of cats very soon.)  The inhumanity of it all.

Traitors on a Plane

Traitors on a Plane

1. I’ve had it being Mr. Nice Mantiq al-Tayr. These United States are permeated with traitors who pretend to be part of our society but whose loyalties lie elsewhere; said fact being a cause of tremendous damage to this country. No, I’m not talking about the likes of the absolute fraud bull-shitter lying pretend and extremely bigoted Zionist war-mongering fake orientalist David Gaubatz who claims he knows Arabic because he attended classes at the Foreign Service Institute. More on this paranoid loon in a later post.

I’m talking instead about the likes of traitor  Tsvi Mark who recently completed his first year at West Point. He then got on a plane with 237 other traitors from North American countries and flew off to Israel. He did so in order to join an “elite” unit (the Hebrew word for “elite” means “really good at murdering Palestinians”) in the Israeli military. On that very same plane, over 50 others, at least, were going right into the Israeli military.  It appears that almost all of the  passengers were on the plane in order to “make aliya” (Hebrew for “to betray your country”) to Israel and thus become Israeli citizens. And you get to help pay for it. Keep reading.

This story is just so rich it really had the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr scratching their feathers trying to figure out which nuggets about these traitors to bring to your attention and which ones to just let you read about on the links included in this article.

Screw it.  Let’s have some fun as we go board the Ship of Israeli Traitors (SHIT). Go get  your favorite beverage and come back and have a seat. It should be a great ride.

First, let’s see who else was on this Star (of David) Trek ship. Red highlights are mine.

Also on board was a large contingent of 35 olim from Cleveland, Ohio. The CEO of American Greetings Corporation, Zev Weiss, joined them to accompany his dear friend, and CEO of Intellectual Property Joseph Mandelbaum, who made aliyah on the flight.

Please make sure to boycott all products by American Greetings Corporation as well as those of Intellectual Property. No doubt the citizens of Cleveland are most distressed that the Cleveland Indians players were not among the 35 traitors from Cleveland on the plane. But I digress. [Hell, may as well send the Cleveland Browns too.]

As for Joseph Mandelbaum, it turns out that “Intellectual Property” is part of American Greetings Corporation and works to market their worthless products to you goyim out there. Please see this link and boycott the goods mentioned there too.

No doubt all you home schoolers out there will be thrilled to know that young children also were brainwashed given an opportunity to participate in betraying the United States. This will be good practice for when they grow up and can finish the job that’s already well under way.

This charter plane featured the winning logo of the Nefesh B’Nefesh and BabagaNewz.com, an educational website for Jewish middle-schoolers and teachers, ‘Destination Israel’ logo design contest, which encouraged students in Grades 4–7 to create an aliyah plane logo. The winning entry, . . ., was painted on the side of this flight.

The “winning entry” is here:

What the fuck happened to Palestine? Yes indeed, little Jewish children are being taught that there is no Palestine while at the same time they are being taught to be traitors to the United States. Go look at the photo of the plane at the top of this post and you’ll see the picture on it.

And maybe that is why Tsvi Mark had this to say about his betrayal of the United States:

“I had always wanted to join the U.S. army and train at West Point, but once I was there I realized that what I really wanted was to go home, to our land, our people, and our army.”

Yes, this future child killer might also even get a chance to kill some of his fellow West Pointers. Israel likes to kill graduates of America’s service academies. Just ask any of the USS Liberty Survivors.

But it gets worse. Much worse. Let’s learn a little more about Tsvi Mark and about an on-going large scale operation whose goal is to create traitors.

Tsvi Mark, 20, spent last year as a student at West Point. The Silver Spring resident, a former student at the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy, says he decided in his senior year to attend either the Army service academy or its Navy equivalent at Annapolis. (His father had been a career U.S. Air Force officer, retiring as a lieutenant colonel.)

Before little Tsvi went to West Point he went to a terrorist training camp – oops, I meant to say he went to traitor recruitment program in Israel. If you say “What’s the difference?” you’ll get no argument here.

However, he decided to spend a year in Israel before entering college and spent 2007-08 in a mechina (religious military preparation) program on Moshav Avne Etan, a cooperative agricultural community in the Golan Heights. While there, he “began to think of the IDF as an option,” Mark says.

So before he goes off to West Point he spends a year in a “religious military preparation” program in a foreign country – Syria. That’s right. The Golan Heights are Syrian territory occupied and settled (illegally) by Israel. That’s how he spent his time in Israel, occupying Syrian territory. Could you imagine if he’d been Muslim and did something like this?  But it gets worse.

“During the second semester, I decided that if I was not at West Point, I wanted to be in Israel,” says Mark, who took the Aug. 3 NBN flight. Like others interviewed, Mark praised NBN — which assists new immigrants to Israel from North American and Great Britain with paperwork, offers grants, serves as a liaison with government agencies once they arrive and provides career counseling — for easing the process.

NBN is short for the Nefesh B’Nefesh organization that exists solely for the purpose of creating traitors. More on them further down. How nice of them to help with money and jobs for well-to-do American Jews who want to go kill Palestinians. Donations to Nefesh B’Nefesh are also tax-deductible even though it is indistinguishable from being an outright Israeli intelligence operation. It is even “deputized to utilize a portable passport control scanner for the Israel Border Police.”

But it gets worse.

Let’s finish up with Tsvi Traitor Mark. It looks like he’s just going to be fine.

Mark is slated to spend the next several months on Kibbutz Tiryat Tzvi in the Garin Tsabar program, which helps prepare soldiers without families in Israel for the IDF.

He hopes to be accepted into the Golani Brigade, an elite infantry unit, when he begins his service in November and to be selected for the officer training program.

Afterward, he plans to study business or international relations at an Israeli university.

The Garin Tsabar program is “a programme that recruits foreign Jews for the Israel Defence Forces.”

Are you starting to notice that there seems to be a hell of a lot of Israeli programs aimed at getting people to betray the United States? Garin Tsabar even reaches down into cute little camps for Jewish kids in Texas. Goys and girls, let’s a take a side trip just for a second to Camp Young Judea in Wimberly,  Texas.

Here’s a few fun quotes from various parts of their website. (Yes, I know I’m digressing, but bear with me. It’s  not like you have a plane to Israel to catch. So sit down and keep drinking. You’ll need to.)

Here’s an interesting reference from the Camp’s March, 2005 newsletter which just happens to mention Garin Tsabar.

“Several times a year a group gets together to organize and send letters and packages to these young men and women. The project currently serves about 150 English speaking soldiers who are either Young Judaea graduates, part of Garin Tsabar (American/Israeli Scouts who come to serve in the army) and others who have found the warmth of Merkaz Hamagshimim.”

Nice to see that Camp graduates go off to join the Israeli military. Such a nice little camp.

They have a lovely scholarship fund and, of course, all donations are tax-deductible.

“Each year the Young Judaea Scholarship Fund allows youth of all ages to learn about Israel and their Jewish identity by helping families to finance summer and year-round YJ activities. In 2004, through the generosity of many families, TOL Young Judaea distributed $45,100.00!”

Wanna go to Israel?

“Young Judaea has more than 55 years of experience as one of the world’s leaders in sending Jewish youth to Israel. Through our Year Course & Summer Programs, hundreds of chanichim have safely traveled to Israel and enjoyed experiences that enriched their lives.”

That way they can all be recruited to be traitors while they are there.

Question: How many people in the US government and military have gone on trips like this and have been recruited by Israel and have remained in the US government or military?

Hey FBI guys, I know you read this blog (in fact it was a former FBI guy who first informed Mantiq al-Tayr of the Tsvi Mark story). Why don’t you guys find the answer to this question?

Man, it gets even worse. And I am still on my digression. Just wait for when I get back to the Traitors on the Plane. But let’s get back to Camp Young Judea for just a little more quality time with some camp counselors.

Not only does Camp Young Judea export little Jews to Israel for in-country indoctrination and recruitment, it also works as a avenue to import Israeli spies into the United States.

Then, using the same criteria, we ensure a strong Zionist influence by hiring a contingent of Israeli shlichim (emissaries) with the help of the Israeli Government. The Jewish Agency places approximately 2,000 young Israeli adults with American summer camps. They carry out all of the background checks and initial interviews (as extensive as the in-depth assessments carried out by CYJ for all of our other staff members) and then present us with a selection of candidates that meet our stringent CYJ-Texas requirements.

And now we come full circle (of hell):

Camper News

NATIONWIDE ART CONTEST FOR 6th-8th GRADERS
Free trip to Israel for Student Artist, Parent, & School Rep

Nefesh B’Nefesh, an organization dedicated to revitalizing North American Aliyah, is inviting all 6th-8th graders to participate in a competition entitled “Homeward Bound.” The object of the contest is to create and design a logo for Nefesh B’Nefesh’s Summer 2005 Aliyah flights. The winning logo design, capturing and depicting the essence of “Aliyah and Homecoming,” will be painted on the body of one or more of the places bringing hundreds of Olim from North America to Israel. The winning artist will be invited to accompany this special flight, joined by his/her parent and/or school representative.

This initiative will be supported by a nationwide public relations campaign and be photographed and written about by major publications worldwide.

And that little article was in the 2005 newsletter. So Nefesh B’Nefesh has been at it for a while. (About 7 years as it turns out.)

Well, let’s leave little Wimberly, Texas which is very close to Austin. Hmmm, it is said that Alex Jones’ wife is Jewish. I wonder if he has ever sent his kids to Camp Young Judea?

But I digress. Oh, one other thing. There’s more than one Camp Young Judea. Have fun reading their websites.

It’s time to go back to Silver Spring, Maryland near where Tsvi Mark went to high school. Let’s learn a little more about the traitors on that plane.

Jakob Gakner, 21, was also on that plane. He too is from Silver Spring. He has a interesting family background since his parents took him to Israel to live when he was a small child so he has been a dual national ever since. No doubt his parents are too, though they came back to the US for some reason. Let’s learn more about Jakob.

Jakob served in the IDF in Gaza during Israel’s murderous invasion in December 2008-January 20009 and was allowed to return to the United States without being arrested. I’m sure if a Palestinian went to Gaza to defend his family and friends from the Israeli onslaught he’d a been locked up in a Jew Jersey minute if he came back to the US. But not Jakob. About his serving in the murder of over 1300 defenseless people he had this to say:

“I felt that it was my duty to go and fight for the country,” he says of his military service, “especially because I have many relatives living in the South in Beersheva.”

Think it will get worse? You get only one guess.

A graduate of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy and a member of the Silver Spring Jewish Center, he says he decided to make his life in Israel during his time at the Israeli yeshiva.

A pattern is emerging that is so clear that even David Gaubatz could recognize it. I mean, even a member of the Shas Party (“Shas” is Hebrew for “complete fucking idiot” or cfi for short) could see it.

Jakob confirms that the brainwashing he has received all his life was very effective. Living in Silver Spring Maryland, an area very close to Washington, District of the Cabbalah, and a virtual text-book example of multi-culturalism, wasn’t good enough for him.

“Personally, I felt a lot more connected to the people [in Israel],” Gakner says. “In the U.S., I was one of many ethnicities, but while there [in Israel], you feel like you are part of one people, one nation that cares for each other.”

No, I am not quoting David Duke. I’m quoting a traitor to the United States. David Duke remains loyal to the United States.

Another traitor from guess where, the Maryland suburbs, was also on the plane.

Avraham Bieler, 22, son of Rabbi Jack Bieler of Kemp Mill Synagogue, also may shortly be haunted by the Hebrew cadence of smol, yamin, smol (left, right, left) so familiar to IDF recruits. (A medical problem may keep him out of the army, but he hopes to serve in a media relations or intelligence unit.)

Also a graduate of the Berman Academy, Bieler was a student at Yeshivat Lev Hatorah in 2004-05 when the idea of making aliyah began taking hold.

What’s with this Berman Academy and what is up with its graduates?

Anyway, Bieler went to Brandeis – a Zionist bastion and learned so much:

Bieler graduated from Brandeis this year with a degree in Islamic and Middle Eastern studies and last summer worked for the Interreligious Coordinating Council, a nonprofit in Jerusalem that seeks to increase understanding between various religions in Israel.

Isn’t that sweet?

Also say good riddance to Rabbi Ezra Starr and his wife Devorah. Guess where they live?

Rabbi Ezra Starr, 32, and his wife, Devorah, 30, of Silver Spring, say they had always wanted to make aliyah.

“We had talked about it when we were dating,” he says, “but we both wanted to become teachers and teach in Jewish schools before we did.”

Both have a Berman academy connection — he as a student when a youngster (Ezra also has a bachelor’s in history and s’micha from Yeshiva University and a master’s in special education from Hunter College in 2004) and as a special education and Judaics teacher and as rav beit sefer (school rabbi) for the lower school; she (bachelor’s from Stern College for Women in education and a master’s from New York University in educational theater in 2003) as teacher, director of the MJBHA Dramatic Arts Society, student activities coordinator and a counselor helping students find a place in Israel to study for a year.

Rabbi Ezra Starr and Devorah Get Off

It turns out that 98 people from the Washington area had gone to Israel to become Israelis by the end of July this year and 160 more are expected to do so. How lovely.

What is this Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy? And why does it seem to have such a connection to people who become the citizens of a foreign country?

Maybe the slogan on their homepage gives us a clue:

Instilling love of Torah, mitzvot, the Jewish people and Israel. Inspiring intellectual curiosity, derech eretz and a sense of responsibility for our world

This page on their site is also interesting. From it we learn about the importance of:

the unity of the Jewish people, the responsibility of one Jew for another and the centrality of the land of Israel as fundamental components of Jewish observance and continuity.

The Torah Mitzion Kollel of the Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy enriches the lives of our student body as well as the broader Jewish community through classes, programs and celebrations which are designed to bring Zionism to life.

Doesn’t this quote give you the warm and fuzzies?

-ישראלYisrael: We cultivate an enduring love of the people of Israel, the land of Israel, and the state of Israel.

Okay, okay, I know you all are sitting there at your keyboards all asking the same question. “Mantiq, can we make tax-deductible donations to the Berman Academy”?

Yes you can. The are even in the Combined Federal Campaign so you FBI guys can donate at work.

A short perusal of the website of Nefesh B’Nefesh reveals that it is nothing more than a foreign intelligence operation that is allowed to operate in the open and receive tax-deductable donations. You may as well send your money – if you have any – right to Mossad. Their sole stated purpose for existing is to get Jews from the United States and the UK to move to Israel.

They are headquarted in New York (42 East 69th St • New York, NY 10021 • Tel: 1-866-4-ALIYAH) the UK and in Israel.

From the Nefesh B'Nefesh Home Page

The vice-chairman of the organization is an outright Israeli who still serves in the Israeli military reserves and who has a pretty damn interesting job:

Erez Halfon has been serving as Vice Chairman of Nefesh B’Nefesh since September, 2009, and is responsible for enhancing the organization’s strategic partnerships with Israeli government bodies and agencies and furthering its ties within the Jewish World. Prior to joining Nefesh B’Nefesh, Halfon served as Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption from 2006 to 2008. During this time, he instituted various reforms which vastly improved the absorption process for Olim and returning citizens, including the introduction of new tax breaks for Olim and returning residents and the implementation of an extensive international campaign to attract returning residents back to Israel. In addition, Halfon acted as Chairman of the committee responsible for assessing and bettering the State of Israel’s conversion process as well as Chairman of the committee for repatriating Israeli scientists.

Tony Gelbart is the founder of this outfit. He a major businessman with business interests in Israel. Speaking of his own organization, which by January of 2008  had flown ove 13000 people to live in Israel in a six-year period, Tony says:

NBN has a goal, says Gelbart: “It is that any Jewish person who wants to come to Israel will get here, be absorbed, and become a crucial part of helping the Jewish people in their homeland. These people are all across the board – they are doctors, engineers, and lawyers. Hundreds have entered the army. We have Rabbis and people who are learning. Some are traditional and some are religious. We have a microcosm of what the Jewish people are…. What we care about is that if you’re a Jew, we want to help you move to Israel.”

This is nothing short of legalized human-trafficking which is subsidized by your tax dollars.

Hey goys and girls, need a job? Become a Jew and fly to Israel. You can become an Israeli while on the airplane crossing the Atlantic and good old Tony will be there with you. What an experience. Of course you’ll have to serve in the IDF and kill Palestinian children, but you’ll get tax-payer subsidized housing and benefits you could never dream of as a shitty worthless US citizen:

Gelbart, who flies with each Nefesh B’Nefesh flight, never gets tired of going on the plane: “The Nefesh B’Nefesh flight is the most uplifting, enjoyable, and emotional experience ever. All of them probably have never met, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all moving to Israel. Nobody sleeps. People are walking up and down the aisle. The minute the plane takes off, the Ministry of the Interior people begin to process your paperwork. You can become a citizen on the flight over. You can also fill out the paperwork to begin going by your Jewish name. We have had sheva brachot (post-wedding festive meal) on the plane. We have even had marriages as a result of Nefesh B’Nefesh. At least six couples to date have met on the Nefesh B’Nefesh flights.”

Here is Tony’s ultimate goal:

“I believe that is probably one of the most major aspects of Nefesh B’Nefesh. Everyone who works for us genuinely wants to return all the Jews to Israel.”

Why are Jews allowed to have security clearances then?  Just asking.

Oh, I almost forgot. Israel loves Nefesh B’Nefesh. The traitors pictured at the start of this post had quite a nice greeting at the aiport:

Hundreds of families and friends, as well as Israeli dignitaries, gathered at Ben Gurion airport to welcome the country’s newest olim at the Nefesh B’Nefesh arrival ceremony. Those present included: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu; Director General of the Ministry of Immigrant Absorption Dmitry Apartsev; Chairman of the Jewish Agency Natan Sharansky; Head of the Education Department in the IDF’s Education and Youth Corps Colonel Roni Sulimani; CEO of El Al Israel Airlines Haim Romano; and Co-Founders of Nefesh B’Nefesh Rabbi Yehoshua Fass and Tony Gelbart.

The IDF loves these flights because so many of them are filled with people eligible for military service. One flight in 2007 was met by 150 members of the IDF.

Maybe worthless assholes like David Gaubatz and Paul Sperry better start checking out Jewish schools, camps and non-profits. They are ever so much more effective in recruiting traitors.

Again, for some reason, I just keep going back to this link to cheer myself up.

Let’s Kill Everyone Israel Doesn’t Like

1. In the “Have you killed a Palestinian today” department, Hesham Tillawi has an interview here with Haneen Zouby. Ms. Zouby is a Palestinian who is also a member of the Israeli Parliament. She and Hesham, pronounced Hshm by Mark Glenn, discuss Israel’s favorite sport, Murdering Palestinians, and focus on Israel’s champions from the year 2000.

Jonathan Cook had some interesting comments on this sporting event, red highlights are mine, as usual.

Wissam Yazbak, at rest in a Nazareth cemetery, cannot tell the story of what happened to him nearly three years ago, on the night of 8 October 2000. That evening a mob of several hundred Israeli Jews from the neighbouring town of Nazareth Ilit marched on the eastern quarter of Nazareth, many armed with guns and chanting “Death to the Arabs”. As the mob attacked the first Arab homes, Nazareth’s mosques called on local residents to defend their town.

I recommend reading the rest of his article linked to above. But hell, I’ll link to it again here.

Now don’t worry, the police who ended up intervening and in a series of clashes in the Galilee managed to kill 13 Palestinians and no Jews, were not indicted or punished. They got off Jew-free, just like many Israeli traitors in the US.

Need I point out that these 13 murder victims are actual Israeli citizens? But they are Arabs, so who gives a shit?

Haneen does, so again,  here’s a link to the interview.

2. Gareth Porter and Scott Horton recently nuked the huge mountain of Zionist Bullshit about Iran’s nuclear facility in Qom. The mushroom cloud was so huge that the manure is still falling all over the faces of the traitors working at the Jerusalem Washington New York Times Post, in Congress and in the White House. To listen to the interview, click here.

3. As we all know, Arab women are oppressed by a weird Middle Eastern religion that looks down upon Arab women and treats them like slaves. Fortunately, this disgusting Middle Eastern regime was conned into emancipating twenty of these horribly treated Arab women about whom you will hear nothing from Hillary Vince Foster Who? Clinton.  Thank God for the care that Hamas has about women and managed to free these 20 women from the clutches of the Jewish state. That Jewish state has arrested hundreds of Palestinian women since 2000 and currently holds about 80, though that number may be 60 with this release. On the joys of being a Palestinian female in an Israeli prison, go here.

4. B’T Selem, in the interest of fairness here, says that Gilad Shalit was illegally kidnapped and should be released immediately. Their position is spelled out  here.  Of course, if you don’t want to have your soldiers taken as hostages, it might be a good idea to not be a state of ravenous blood thirsty murderous beasts.

الله معك يا لنان

5. We hope to have a more major update later in the week. So much Zionist treachery, so little time. But we do hope you all have a great weekend and will get out and play some real sports – find one that doesn’t involve murdering Palestinians.  You can do it.

And Anonymous Arabist, this one’s for you.

!خراء

Emergency Alert: Yom Kippur Extended to Two Days!

1. The Holy Overseers and Lovers of Yerushalime Secret High Implementers of the Talmud Council has issued an emergency binding declaration to all Zionist Jews declaring that the Day of Atonement for 2009, set to begin at sunset Sunday, September 27, has been lengthened to two days this year. So it will now end on Tuesday night instead of Monday night.  This is a dire emergency and all lovers of the Talmud have been directed to get the word out immediately. John Stadtmiller at RBN will no doubt broadcast this information all day today and tomorrow on the Rabbinical Broadcasting Network, but just in case you all have quit listening to that network the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr really wanted to help get the word out.

The Seat of the Holy Overseers and Lovers of Yerushalime Secret High Implementers of the Talmud Council

Why this emergency declaration? Speaker of the  Council, Nancy Pelosi, Likud, California, told Stadtmiller on RBN that “With all the evil shit we’ve pulled this year, we knew that one day of asking for forgiveness wouldn’t be enough.”

Council Minority Whip Eric Cantor, Likud, Virginia, barely back from his trip to Israel and without even having had the time to wipe all the shit off of his nose, agreed saying “I think what tipped the scales this time was butchering all those women and children in Gaza.” Though Jane Traitor Harman, Likud, California, disagreed. “It’s all the money we’ve looted from the US taxpayers this past year plus the Bernie Madoff scandal. Yeah, we kicked ass this year. So we really need to say we are sorry.  Plus, it’ll give us another day off from work.”

Council members on their way to the historic meeting

Eliot Engel, a leader in the US Knesset as well as a member of the Council, chimed in saying “Jane, you ignorant slut. It was the organ selling fiasco that made me vote in favor the two-day resolution. Man, we were getting away with murder on that one but that inglorious basterd at Mantiq al-Tayr exposed us.” Engel added, if you don’t believe me, go here.“

US President, Benjamin Netanyahu, had his own interesting take. “Look, Mantiq, it really is about the settlements. We are going to take every fucking inch of the land and we will kill or drive out, preferably kill, every single Palestinian living in Ersatz Israel. We need the two days to atone for the future as well as the past.”

Council member and Rahm Emmanuel confidant, Steven Israel, Likud, New York, just laughed when he heard what President Netanyahu had said.  Oh, before quoting Council member Israel, I want to remind you that the highlight of this traitor’s life was being Michael Collins Piper’s roommate years ago. Piper has been in recovery every since. But I digress.

Israel said that the two days were needed because of the Charles Freeman fiasco that Israel himself (and itself) caused. “Yeah, we fucked Freeman alright. It was almost as much fun as giving away state secrets to Israelis who give us blow jobs. ” Harman agreed “Yeah, the whole espionage thing on behalf of Israel is huge. I sure got caught with my panties down” she said laughing and sipping Israeli wine while eating Sabra hummus. “But” she added “I am just one paid-for Israeli whore among many. I can’t even compete with some of the guys. Maybe next year – in Jerusalem.”

Steve Rosen, let off Jew-free for spying, agreed. “Man, I thought my ass was grass for a while. But I’m free at last and can get back to work. And as for Charles Freeman, fuck him. Ooops, I’m sorry. So sorry. Have to go atone” he said, laughing like Tom Cruise.

Ben Shalom Bernanke, a council member and who actually owns the United States, said “The truth is, and Rahm Emmanuel will confirm this, the dirtiest thing we did, aside from the disappearing trillions of dollars, was put a guy in the White House whose name rhymes with the most famous terrorist in the world and who is so blackmailable, if I can coin the phrase – pun intended on both counts – that he has to do everything we tell him. We even gave him a copy of Michael Collins Piper’s book “Final Judgment” and told him to read it (if he can). We think he got the point. And I got reappointed. Fuck you taxpayers.”

John Hagee, the third chief Rabbi of Israel, had one last thing to add. He said, man we dicked with the United States and the world so f’ing much this year that not only do we need two days to atone, we’ll even have to say the kol nidr twice – once at the start of each day.”

As he always does, Rahm Israel Emmanuel got in the last word “With what we’ve got planned for the coming year, next year we are gonna need three days.”

John Stadtmiller Has a Facelift

And here’s the result:

Hope Stadtmiller can sue his doctor

1. To learn more about Stadtmiller’s procedure, tune in to RBN, and do so for the very last time in your life, on September 26th at 8:00 Pacific time, 9:00 Mountain time, 10:00 Central time and 11:00 Eastern time, and listen to Phil Tourney and Mark Glenn on the Liberty Hour.  It will be the last airing of the Liberty Hour on RBN (The Rabbinical Broadcasting Network) as a result of a decision by the network’s ownder, John Stadtmiller, to cancel the program and replace Phil and Mark with a football player.

We here at Mantiq al-Tayr will no longer be listening to RBN once the show is canceled (Sep. 26 is supposed to be the last day) and will work diligently to promote the cause of the USS Liberty and to support Phil and Mark should they manage to get back on the air via another network.

Please let John Stadtmiller know your feelings about this decision. Reach out and touch him at:

Rabbinical Broadcasting Network
2251 Double Creek Drive # 302
Round Rock, Texas 78664

800-313-9443 On-Air Call-in Number
800-724-2719 Main Office
512-246-9549 Main Office
512-246-9519 (fax)

Johnny, we hardly knew ye.

The Mooselims are Coming, the Mooselims are Coming!

1. These United States are engaged in illegal wars in two Muslim lands at the behest of Israel, completely support Israel in its continued genocide against the Palestinian people, and my well be getting set up for yet another war against yet another Muslim people who have done nothing to us. And we here at Mantiq al-Tayr are here to announce to you know that the punishment of the almighty Zeus is about to come down hard upon these United States for these crimes.  The news of that punishment is coming from the Cassandra of the Constitution, the Nostradumass of New World, the wicked bitch of the West, the one, the only, the founder of Atlas Shrugs, the great protector of all things Zionist, Pamela Geller. Here she is and boy does she have a message for you.

This is why Atlas has become a homosexual

That message is that Islam is taking over these United States and soon you will all be forced to follow the Shari’ah.

Actually, that would be pretty f’ing funny if you asked me, after all we have done to the Muslims the past 60 years or so, but I digress.

Anyway, here’s what you can do to prevent your teenage daughters from not getting pregnant and from learning how to dress in any fashion other than that of crack whores in Washington, D.C.

Goys and girls, you must join  “Stop Islamization of America” (SIOA) and you can go to their rally that they are having on September 25, in our nation’s capital. Wait, before you buy a plane ticket to attend this event in Jerusalem, please remember that our official capital is still Washington, D.C. which is where SIOA is holding its rally to save you from having to learn Arabic. (Congress each year tries to pass a resolution to move the capital of these United States to Jerusalem, but Usama bin Laden’s influence peddling in the US Congress has prevented the resolution from gaining a majority. Those damn Moooselims.)

Anyway, SIOA has arisen and warns you “about the threat that Islamic doctrine and those who support it present to our freedoms, and the future of our democracy and country.” For soon the Mooooselims will take over all of these United States completely without firing a shot. (They being right smart Moooooselims after all).  SIOA just loves the film called “The Third Jihad”  which “warns that radical Islam is working on a non-violent, cultural takeover of the United States.”

Yes indeed, right before you eyes, cute little Johnny:

Johnny Before Shari'ah (BS)

Will be turned into thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss!: (Warning: scroll down slowly.)

Johnny After Shari'ah (AS) coming home from a hard day at the Jihad

2. Yes, indeed those Mooooooselims are just getting control over everything. My favorite Moooooooselim is this one:

Ben Shalom Bernanke - Chief Radical Moooooselim of the Obama Administration

I wonder how many of these 12 Federal Reserve Presidents are Mooooooooselims? I bet a bunch of them are even Islamofacsists.  Oh, wait, here’s the answer. This article roots out all the radical Mooooooooooselim influence that permeates the Obama administration.  Holy f’ing cow!

Oh My Allah! Even the cows will be Mooooselims!

Anyway, let’s get back to SIOA, the 25th of September and the lovely Pam Geller.

So, the SIOA announced it is having this big rally on the 25th of September in Washington D.C. which just happens to be the same day that a Muslim group is having a special day of prayer there. This way they help ruin the Muslims’ day and act like the absolute bigoted Israel-worshipping traitors that they are.

The SIOA website calls for ‘every protest of this takiya-jihad-dawa event… [to] include some component of donkey, dog, and women.’

Pretty classy, eh? Could you imagine if on say Roshwhoreshanna  a group of insane Muslims were to have a protest and encourage people to bring pigs into Jewish prayer services just what the outcry would be. But I digress.

The original speakers at the event were to be Pam Geller, Robert (Fuck Islam) Spencer, Nonie Darwish and Christine Brim. Yes, Pam Geller was going to be right there. But I just had to cancel my plane ticket because, for reasons that remain as vague as what the hell happened to those trillions of dollars Obama gave to Shari’ah-controlled Wall Street, the original speakers don’t seem to be able to make it.

However, SIOA is going to make this up to you by having Rebecca Bynum speak. She’s  formerly of Jihad Watch – Daniel Pipes’ own personal hate organization. Now she runs the very deceptively titled “New English Review” which has lots of pure unadulterated Zionist bullshit. Rebecca, showing just the kind of person you would have to be to work for Jihad Watch, has this to say about bringing donkeys and dogs to disrupt a Muslim prayer service. Red highlights are  mine.

“Because the Arutz Sheva article picked up on some of SIOA’s creative brainstorming posts to use humor and a bit of theatrics involving the things that are thought to disrupt prayer for Muslims – dogs, donkeys and women – some are already calling this loving group of people “extreme.” “

ya think?

3. Now before you all go crawling underneath your beds cowering from the prospect that B.S. Bernanke is leading the charge to make you all become Moooooooooooselims against your will, there actually might be some good things about having Shari’ah become the law of the land.

1. It will put all the Jewish lawyers out of business.

2. It will bring an end to the Federal Reserve System since loaning money at interest was banned by Muhammad  who was himself a very good and honest businessman.

3. Prayer will be brought back into the schools.

4. Most of the time Ramadan will take place during the school year. That means for one entire month kids in high school and lots of middle school kids won’t be eating shitty junk food all day. Also, Republicans should love it because it means that the government won’t have to provide meals to poor children for a whole month.

5. We won’t have to fight wars for Israel anymore.

6. AIPAC would have to register as an operational intelligence service for a foreign government. They would then all be arrested and executed for treason.

7. The rest of the world won’t hate our guts because of all the wars we are fighting for Israel.

8. The hummus in the grocery stores will probably be made by Arabs instead of by Israelis masquerading as Arabs. (al-Jazeera Arabic had a nice documentary that I saw yesterday which has a short section during which a Palestinian woman talks about Israeli efforts to pretend that beautiful hand-made Palestinian dresses are actually Israeli. She notes that they come and steal Palestinian land and even their food and their clothing.)

9. The chances of a woman being elected president will greatly increase. We might rise up to the level of the peoples of Bangladesh, Pakistan, Turkey and Indonesia – all Muslim countries and all of which have at some point elected – yes elected – a woman a head of state. Bangladesh did it twice. (Hey Hillary, you can be a carpet bagger in Bangladesh just like you were New York. Convert to Islam and move there and maybe you’ll become a head of state after all. )

10. Perhaps, best of all, the Kosher Nostra will come to an end. By this I mean that those kosher symbols that companies have to pay for (and hence you have to pay for) that are on damn near anything in your grocery store (I wonder if there is one on US currency too?), will be replaced by the Sacred Islamic Halal Marker (The SIHM) Actually, the SIHM comes in two forms. One is less expensive than the other, so if you are just starting out with your hummus company you can buy the cheaper one. Imagine this being on all your food instead of those stupid looking K’s and U’s that are there now:

The Sacred Islamic Halal Marker Coming to a Grocery Store Near You

There’s a more expensive halal marker too. It is for those people, good Mooooooooooooselims all, who want to piss off Christian Zionists such as the creepy Martin Mawyer who is also speaking at SIOA’s hate rally on the 25th of September. It costs more, but you get what you pay for.

The Sacred Islamic Halal Marker for Zionist Christians (SIHMZC)

Yup. You’ll all be as happy as a pig in a poke.

Shlomo the pig. He'll be at the SIOA hate rally too.

“Our children are coming back in body bags”

1. The September edition of “Our Country” is available here.  It talks about the Gaza Zoo and and gets some help from  the fine work of the Israeli-intelligence-affiliated outfit known as MEMRI.

2. “Our children are coming back in body bags. Our nation is bankrupt over these wars. And if you open your mouth, you get targeted. And if they don’t beat you at the poll, they’ll put you in prison.”

Go here for the full transcript before Fox $ews takes it down.

They are Killing Little Baby Chickens

Inglorious Basturd (Just say "no" to Israeli chicken)

1.  Two towns in Rockland County, New York apply for economic development grants under a special New York State development program. One town’s grant has already been approved by the town’s council and is supported by the people who live  in  the town. In addition, Rockland County said it approves the project and even the State of New York has approved it.

The other town’s grant application has no approval on the local, county or state levels and is opposed not only by the residents of two adjacent towns, it isn’t even approved yet by the town itself.

Here is the wiki page for the first town. Give it a quick read.

Here is the wiki page for the second town. Give it a an even quicker read.

Which town do you think got the grant? You get one guess, unless  you are in the Shas party – Shas party members get three guesses. Here’s a little more about the story of The Chicken Plant of New Square. (Sounds like a nice title for a horror movie, doesn’t it? And wait till you see who some of the actors are. Steven King would be thrilled and he’d just have them play themselves in the movie.)

“I must question how our grant application was denied, when a grant proposal that does not have a single approval and is opposed by the county in which it resides and is controversial, is approved,” he wrote, while asking for an investigation.”

Those words are from Haverstraw Supervisor Howard Phillips. Haverstraw is a small New York town that applied for an economic development grant from the state of New York. The grant program is called Restore New York. The guidelines call for municipally sponsored projects to demolish or rehabilitate vacant, abandoned or condemned properties. The projects must also be architecturally consistent with nearby and adjacent properties.

Haverstraw’s application was to take such a property and build quality housing for citizens over 55 years of age. The proposal is strongly supported by local residents, especially skilled craftsman, who would be doing the building. The proposal was also approved by the town itself, by Rockland County where it is located and by the State of  New York.  Also, Haverstraw is going through very tough economic times, as Phillips make very clear in the article. Phillips has written to NY attorney general Andrew Cuomo complaining about the Restore program’s turning down his town’s application.

New Square’s application on the other hand was awared a 1.6 million dollar grant for the construction of a chicken plant five times the size of the old one. Since it would be sitting right next to two other Rockland County towns who strongly opposed having a smelly chicken plant next door, the mayor of New Square, Israel Spitzer, got support from other Islamofascists such as Senator Charles Shumer, (Likud, NY), Senator Eliot Engel (Likud, NY) and Assemblywoman Ellen Jaffee (Likud, New Square), plus a moron known  as State Senator Thomas P. Morahan (Moron, NY) also supported the chicken plant.  And presto, New Square now has funding for a chicken plant that nobody wants.

2. Now we here at Mantiq al-Tayr have nothing against chickens, or even eating chickens, but we do notice a trend toward the Israelization of the chicken industry. Note here the attack on this probably not Zionist-controlled chicken plant owned by Hy-Line a US founded company. Cruelty to animals is a terrible thing and is condemned by all of us at Mantiq al-Tayr. But it sure is interesting that just as Nathan Runkle’s Mercy for Animals organization is criticizing Hy-Line, the United States is working with Israel to increase Israeli poultry exports to the United States.  The bankruptcy of Agriprocessors - owned by Islamofascists, might even have helped pave the way for more Israeli imports. Sure would be convenient if Hy-Line lost market share at the same time. A search on Nathan Runkle and Agriprocessors on Google and Ixquick was interesting.

Then there is also Empire Kosher.

3. We have a great confession to make here at Mantiq al-Tayr.  Yes, the rumors you’ve been hearing are true. “Say it ain’t so, Mantiq” just won’t work. Yes, Mantiq and all the tuyuur here at Mantiq al-Tayr are, yes indeed we are ——– hummus sexuals.  We love hummus.

There is a great Arabic expression طلعت من الحفلة من غير حمص which means literally “I left the party without any hummus” which basically means that “I got nothing out of it.” Well, we need to change that expression to طلعت من البقالة من غير حمص “I left the grocery store without any hummus” because the hummus industry is about as zionized as the poultry industry is.

The biggest hummus section is by the company known as Sabra which is the Hebrew word for a Jew born in Israel.  (No it is not short for Sabra and Shatila, though maybe it ought to be.) Sabra was founded in 1986 by Yehuda Pearl, an Islamofascist. Later he sold the company to Strauss Elite (which now owns the company in partnership with Pepsi) and which claims to be the second largest food and beverage company in Israel.  You’ll find the kosher symbols prominently displayed on the product. To learn about kosher symbols, you can go here. You can also go here.

Then there is the Tribe variety. You know, Arabs have Tribes and stuff, so what a great name. (It used to be called Tribe of Two Sheikhs.)

Let me digress for a  minute.

Whenever I see food that is Arabic marked as Mediterranean, or Arabic-food restaurants calling themselves Mediterranean, I figure one of two things -  the stuff or the store is Arabic owned but they don’t want to say so because Arabs own hollywood, the banks, the media, the poultry industry and have Congress not just in their back pocked but right up their ass, or because the stuff is Israeli and they want to conceal that fact for the very same reasons. (and yes, I know that people in Greece and other non-Arabic lands make hummus.)

Back to the Tribe. Well, no, the Tribe is actually a different tribe as is pretty clear from their website and their food is, of course, kosher.

The last company with hummus on the shelf is Cedars, which as far as we can tell is owned by an an American of possible Arab ancestry and by another American of probably Greek ancestry. Yes it’s kosher, most things in your local grocery store bear at least one kosher certification, but at least it doesn’t seem related to Israel.

Nonetheless, I guess it’s back to just making hummus at home. It tastes better anyway. Please support the Israeli boycott by posting recipies in the comements section.  Also, click on the picture below for a great hummus recipe from a blog I’ve just discovered.

Are you a hummus sexual?

Some Arabic Humor

1. Okay folks, there’s a whole lot of awful stuff going on in the world today as readers of Mantiq al-Tayr are well aware. Therefore we have decided you need some jokes, puns really, about Islamic jurisprudence to brighten your day.

So here goes. They answers are below in the first comment to this post.

Preamble: The word for “jurisprudence” in Islam is “Fiqh.” One who engages in Fiqh is called a Faqih. The plural of Faqih in Arabic is Fuqaha’.

Ready?

1. What is the name of the most famous university that teaches Islamic jurisprudence?

2. What is a bad Islamic lawyer called?

3. When an Islamic lawyer makes a mistake, what is that called?

4. When an Islamic lawyer is pissed off at you, what does he tell you to do?

5. If you have a bunch of fuqaha’ who like to tell jokes, what are they called?